Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 885 The feelings of a young man are always poetry

Such a slight noise was clearly heard by Emperor Yuanwu and his guards.

The sharp sword was unsheathed, and the cold light was freezing.

The visitor chuckled a few times, and the hem of his skirt swayed and slowly fell into the snow. The outline of the standing black figure was hazy in the darkness.

The man came closer, his head and the silver jewelry on his body making a soft sound.

"Zhizhi? Why are you here?" Emperor Yuanwu was ecstatic.

Lan Lingling shook off the snow on her body, got into the carriage, and said with a forced smile: "King Qi said that Your Majesty may be in danger, and on the condition of a little mink, let me accompany you to protect Your Majesty for a period of time."

The light that had just gathered in Emperor Yuanwu's eyes faded instantly: "So there are conditions for you to help me?"

Lan Lingling replied crisply: "Of course! In addition to the last time, I already had two mink cubs. A big reward must be a brave man. If it weren't for this condition, I would be too lazy to run this place in the cold weather. Damn, did you know it doesn’t snow in southern Xinjiang? It froze me to death.”

Emperor Yuanwu stared at her: "Does Zhizhi like Diao?"

Lan Lingling nodded: "Of course I like it! The hair on her body is smooth and free of impurities, her ears are like small fans, her eyes are dark, and she is so naive. She looks like her to the core."

Emperor Yuanwu casually made a promise: "I will personally hunt some for you in a few days."

Lan Lingling quickly stopped and said, "Stop, stop, stop, your Majesty, you don't have to kill for me. Really, I don't like dead people, I like living ones."

Emperor Yuanwu promised again: "Whatever you like, I will work hard to help you get it."

Lan Lingling crossed her arms and rubbed them: "I don't know why, but when you say these words to me, I get goosebumps all over my body."

Emperor Yuanwu lowered his eyelids and said, "You don't have to send me off. The road is slippery in the snow. I won't worry if you go back as a girl later."

Lan Lingling said: "I won't go back. His Highness King Qi said that I will accompany you for protection. The so-called accompanying means that you will never leave, like a shadow. I will follow you like a shadow. Wherever you are, I have to be there."

Emperor Yuanwu was ecstatic, and the corners of his lips raised uncontrollably. He suppressed his inner excitement and said seriously: "This is not good...it will ruin your reputation."

Lan Lingling crossed her arms over her chest and said warily: "What do you want to do to me? You prodigal son! Stop your terrible thoughts and don't act on them, otherwise I will chop you up!"

Emperor Yuanwu was helpless: "I am not a hungry ghost in lust, how could I do anything to you at will?"

Lan Lingling said: "Then you still said you would destroy my reputation?"

Emperor Yuanwu patiently explained: "In the Qin Dynasty, a man and a woman lived alone in the same room. If word spread, it would be detrimental to the woman's reputation."

Lan Lingling waved her hand disapprovingly: "Tsk, there are no such messy rules in our southern Xinjiang."

Emperor Yuanwu was curious: "Huh?"

Lan Lingling explained: "In southern Xinjiang, there are no such sour rules. It's not because you Qin people are all evil-minded, so our ancestors used these etiquette, justice and integrity to constrain your words and deeds." Emperor Yuanwu found himself As if he was the one being scolded, he said somewhat displeasedly: "What's wrong with this? It's better than men and women being shameless and messing around."

Lan Lingling said dissatisfiedly: "There is no chaos in Southern Xinjiang! Moreover, the men in Southern Xinjiang only guard one woman. My father and my mother are like this. Look, you have four wives, and you still deny yourself Is he a hungry ghost in lust?"

Emperor Yuanwu explained helplessly: "Guo Zuo is the condition for a country to be passed down. As the emperor, he also has the obligation to reproduce heirs."

Lan Lingling frowned: "You Qin people are really weird. There is only one throne, and you still want to have so many children. Why raise a bunch of sons? Just to wait for them to grow up and let them kill each other? Why not raise them?" With one or two, you might not have to endure the pain of having a son torment you when you get older."

Emperor Yuanwu said: "One queen, four concubines and nine concubines...these are the rules set by our ancestors."

Lan Lingling disagreed and said: "You can pull it off! In the name of ancestors, you are enjoying the blessings of everyone, and you are using the excuse of procreating heirs. If you love someone alone, can't you just let her have a few more children? Really? How come your king doesn’t live long? After working on state affairs every day, he still has to take care of beautiful women. It’s strange that his life is long.”

Emperor Yuanwu was silent. Although Zhi Zhi was right and everything Zhi Zhi said was reasonable, this topic could not be continued.

Seeing that he was silent, Lan Lingling curiously leaned into his ear and said mysteriously: "Tell you something interesting, do you want to hear it?"

The burning breath hit his ears, itching like crawling ants. Emperor Yuanwu buried his head lower and lower. If the light in the carriage was bright enough, he would be able to clearly see the red clouds creeping up to his ears.

"What, what?"

Lan Lingling smiled and said: "Let me tell you, there are many tribes in southern Xinjiang, and each tribe has different wedding customs."

"Some tribes like to sing. During festivals, boys and girls will go to the stream to play. Everyone will dress up beautifully. If a boy has a girl he likes, he can invite her to sing a duet with him. If he wins, Then you can hold the beauty back."

"There is something more interesting, that is, if a woman never gets married, her family will build a small attic for them. If a woman meets a guy she likes, she can ask him to live in the attic, and the guy can leave after she gets pregnant. Go, the children born in the future will be raised by brothers, so that a woman can fall in love with many people and have many husbands in her life."

Emperor Yuanwu put his hand to his lips to avoid the approaching breath. As soon as he heard this shocking wedding custom, he suddenly choked on his saliva and coughed violently.

Lan Lingling gave him a contemptuous look: "You are not good at accepting things!"

Emperor Yuanwu was wronged: "Zhizhi, why do you always talk to me about this? Male marriage and female marriage, Zhizhi, you haven't left the court, how can you talk about it easily? This is not good for your reputation."

Lan Lingling said: "I am from southern Xinjiang, so I don't have to be bound by your ethics."

Emperor Yuanwu moved his position. Although he wanted to get closer to Zhizhi, he was frightened by these remarks and retreated to a corner to avoid doing anything abrupt.

Looking at those sparkling eyes in the dim light, Emperor Yuanwu couldn't help but ask: "Zhizhi, you are not afraid of me at all, and you are not even respectful to me. How could you kneel down and beg me not to hurt the emperor today?" Uncle? Could it be that you..."

Lan Lingling said without hesitation: "It's nothing, I don't look down on him. I just admire him like every southern Xinjiang person."

"In the past, Southern Xinjiang was not guarded by King Qi. At that time, the people of Southern Xinjiang, who were foreigners, were really miserable. Because we had no money, men were enslaved and women were trampled on."

(End of this chapter)