Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 830 You are pregnant with at least two!

Lu Mingyu shook his head: "I didn't mean it, how about I give it back to you?"

Lan Lingling gritted her teeth: "Will I be angry if I have to come back?"

Lu Mingyu looked innocent: "What should we do?"

Lan Lingling stared at her fiercely: "You pay!"

Lu Mingyu said aggrievedly: "I have no money."

Lan Lingling smashed her fist on the bed and said angrily: "That's okay, I can live in your house, eat/use your food, and enslave your servants!"

Lu Mingyu raised his eyebrows: "How come you are still so lively? Aren't you poisoned by something that is fatal to you?"

Lan Lingling said bitterly: "It's not important, it doesn't stop me from being angry!"

Emperor Yuanwu hurried in from the outer hall when he heard the noise, and was overjoyed to see Lan Lingling waking up: "Zhizhi... are you awake?"

Lan Lingling didn't even look at him. She suddenly smashed her fist and said, "I know what's going on!"

Lu Mingyu and Chang Sun Tao asked in unison: "What's going on?"

Lan Lingling said: "You are pregnant."

Lu Mingyu and Chang Sun Tao both rubbed their temples: "Isn't this nonsense?"

Lan Lingling said: "Listen to me."

Lu Mingyu said: "You say."

Lan Lingling said: "You are not an ordinary pregnancy."

Lu Mingyu frowned: "What does this mean?"

Lan Lingling said: "As we all know, the nutrition of the fetus comes from the mother's body. Originally, your body was weak in bones, but because of the Yan Gu, it was able to nourish your body back."

"But that Yan Gu can only support you in a short period of time. It exceeded its capacity after you became pregnant, so as soon as you touch me, it in your body can't wait to absorb my power."

"Judging from how quickly it sucks, you have at least two in your stomach, otherwise Yan Gu wouldn't be so hungry."

Careless.

Really careless.

When she met Lan Lingling in southern Xinjiang, she was mysterious and unpredictable.

They all thought that this must be an expert from outside the world. Even if he was younger, he would not be able to stand up to his ability.

But now it seems that it is not a good judgment of a high-ranking person, but its unreliability is obvious.

What does at least two mean?Do you think of her as a pomegranate or a sow?
Pregnant with at least two children?
He is really more of a liar than a charlatan, and better than a fortune teller.

Forget it, let’s go back to Master to confirm!

Lu Mingyu and Chang Sun Tao looked at each other and saw helplessness in each other's eyes.

"Zhaohua, I want to go home."

"Okay, let's go home."

"Your Majesty, I/I will retire."

Lan Lingling: "..."

Where did we just talk? Isn’t the topic going to continue?
Emperor Yuanwu had no choice but to interrupt: "Zhizhi, the emperor's uncle and the emperor's aunt think what you said is too outrageous."

"What's the squeak? It's so ugly! Don't call it so intimate, are we familiar?" Lan Lingling glanced at Emperor Yuanwu with disgust, lifted the quilt and got out of bed, and chased after him without putting on his shoes, and the soles of his shoes hit the floor. , kicking and tapping.

Emperor Yuanwu followed up and advised Lan Lingling earnestly: "Zhizhi, you have just been detoxified and need to rest for a while."

Lan Lingling's face was pale, her lips were foaming, and her steps were a little sloppy. She frowned and looked at Emperor Yuanwu: "I'm not recuperating anymore. It's not confinement."

Emperor Yuanwu continued to advise: "Then slow down. Wherever you are going, I will order someone to take you there."

Lan Lingling flatly refused: "No, your stuff is poisonous, I don't need it." Emperor Yuanwu was startled and said apologetically: "Zhizhi, I'm sorry, I didn't know that the pastries were poisoned and you were injured."

Lan Lingling was impatient: "I don't know, but I don't know. It has nothing to do with this girl. Thank you for the hospitality. There is no need to give it away."

Emperor Yuanwu said: "Zhizhi, how can you listen to me well?"

Lan Lingling stopped and looked at Emperor Yuanwu with a frown: "Your Majesty, there is something I have been wanting to say for a long time. Do you know what I want to say?"

Emperor Yuanwu looked at her seriously, and his heart suddenly thought: "W-what?"

Lan Lingling suddenly covered her nose and said disgustedly: "That means your stomach and intestines seem to be bad, and your breath is smelly. When you were talking next to me, I seemed to smell being wet by the rain, stepping on mud, and then being dried by the sun. It smells like half-dry boots.”

"But it seems hard for you to imagine what it smells like. If it's convenient for you, you can find a piece of dog cake and put it in the sun to dry, then get closer and smell it."

"I actually don't want to say it because I'm afraid you'll feel uncomfortable hearing it, but after eating your pastries for so many days, I think I should remind you to rinse your mouth more often if you have nothing to do."

After Lan Lingling finished speaking, she showed an expression that said, "That's all I've said, it's up to you." Then she turned around and left without hesitation.

Emperor Yuanwu looked at her frail figure, chasing her uncle and aunt away with her as they walked further and further away. He couldn't express what he felt in his heart.

Bad breath?

How could he, the majestic king of a country, have bad breath?

This little mouse can't speak anymore.

Eunuch Lu walked over tremblingly, not daring to look at His Majesty, and asked in a low voice, "Do you want to prepare a soft sedan chair?"

Emperor Yuanwu sighed: "No need, the emperor's uncle and aunt didn't stop to wait for her. She probably wants more people to know about her existence!"

Eunuch Lu was puzzled: "So what if I know? Is there any benefit?"

Emperor Yuanwu shook his head: "How could I know? Forget it, let's criticize! Otherwise, I will be scolded by Feng Xiang again tomorrow. I don't know if Feng Xiang is old. He talks a lot, and he can talk about small things for a long time. "

Eunuch Lu gently advised: "Your Majesty, Prime Minister Feng also has high requirements for you. A strict teacher will produce a good disciple, so I think your Majesty should be grateful to the Prime Minister."

Emperor Yuanwu said: "I know, I just hope that I will not disappoint him."

In the Chengming Hall, the young emperor was crouching at his desk to criticize the paper. From time to time he would cover his mouth with his hands, take a big breath, and then smell it again.

All the palace officials felt sorry for their majesty, saying that he was too hard-working and criticized him until he yawned.

The whole palace knew about Lan Lingling's existence as soon as she walked out of the palace gate and got on the carriage of Prince Qi's palace.

The fourth concubine felt as if she was facing a formidable enemy, and was wary of this foreign girl whom she had never seen before but was personally sent out by your majesty.

The Queen Mother was still worried about Duke Qi's affairs. She did not express her position after hearing this, but she kept this girl in her heart.

As for the King of Wu, when he heard that the nail planted in the Duke of Qi's mansion was caught, he was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder split. After regaining his composure, he kept comforting himself: "Xiao Luzi has been in the Duke of Qi's mansion for five years. I should not be able to find out my head." superior."

The confidant said with relief: "It must not be found! Besides, when Xiaoluzi purified himself and wanted to enter the palace as a chamberlain, he was turned away and almost died of wound infection. It was His Highness who gave him a way to live. Even if he was If he finds out, he will protect His Highness’s secret with his life.”

The third prince's frail and pale face was filled with shock and fear. He was breathing heavily, holding the paper on the table tightly with both hands, his face twisted and ferocious.

And those gentle and gentle eyes, which seemed to have been soaked in water, gradually burst out with cold light, as cold as stars and as cold as ice.

The face was distorted to the extreme, and suddenly seemed to be twisted by an external force, and turned into a stiff smile, which was weird and terrifying, making people shudder.

"You're right, so what if you are discovered? Who has never planted nails in other people's houses, and who is clean? As long as Xiaoluzi doesn't bring out the fact that I ordered him to kill Baocai and silence him, even if he is found out, It doesn’t mean anything to me.”

As for the medicine, he administered it so secretly that he left absolutely no clues or traces, and it was impossible to find out.

So why should he worry?
In the carriage of Prince Qi's Mansion, Lan Lingling leaned weakly against the wall of the carriage and weakly asked Chang Sun Tao: "Why didn't you wait for me just now?"

Changsun Tao turned his head and stared at his little wife, silent, as if talking to other women in front of his wife was a heinous crime that he was afraid to avoid.

Lu Mingyu replied: "After this matter, there will always be someone who breaks the casserole and gets to the bottom of it. Your existence will not be a secret. In this case, just let everyone know about you to prevent someone from using your special identity to secretly plan a conspiracy."

Lan Lingling said: "There is a saying in Da Qin that if a person is unlucky, his teeth will get clogged even when he drinks cold water. This girl is so unlucky that she will almost be poisoned to death even if she eats a pastry."

"But looking at you two, you seem to suspect that there is some big secret behind my poisoning. What do you suspect?"

(End of this chapter)