Be good, call me uncle
Chapter 459: Hastily Coaxing the Wife
Chapter 459: Hastily Coaxing the Wife
But as soon as the kind-hearted Caocao took a few steps, he still felt that it was too shameless to press his wife on the bed and chew her.
He turned back and asked the shopkeeper: "How about another method?"
The shopkeeper asked him again: "Do you have any money?"
Changsun Tao answered truthfully: "No, all the money is with my wife. I have no money."
The shopkeeper shook his head and sighed: "You silly husband, a man can live without a wife, but he cannot live without money. If she doesn't give it to you, won't you keep it for yourself?"
Changsun Tao said confidently: "A good man must never be obedient to his wife, that's wrong!"
The shopkeeper looked at him with contempt and said, "Since you don't have money, you can't buy anything to coax your wife, so you have to do this."
Changsun Tao approached the shopkeeper: "How to do it?"
The shopkeeper said: "First find out why she is unhappy. When she encounters a problem, help her solve it. If the problem is yours, solve it yourself. Then make something with your own hands and give it to her to surprise her and move her. For example, Make a handmade hairpin, pick a bouquet of flowers, etc., both ways, and make sure she is happy to call you husband."
Changsun Tao felt that what the shopkeeper said made sense. He ran to the yard of the inn, pulled out the winter jasmine flowers that had blossomed under the careful care of the shopkeeper, woven them into garlands with his own hands, and took them back to the room happily.
Seeing that Yu Qinghuan was still asleep, Changsun Tao quietly placed the garland next to her pillow. When she woke up, she would be able to see the bright yellow, such a bright and warm color. I believe she would be very happy.
After solving this one, Changsun Tao started to solve the other one.
He sat in front of the small table with his legs crossed, thinking hard and racking his brains, his handsome face wrinkled.
"Yan Yan didn't say why she was unhappy. Could it be that he didn't want Cao Cao to worry?"
"But Yan Yan is always smiling. She rarely feels unhappy like this."
"Is it because Yan Yan was too embarrassed to tell her that she didn't tell Cao Cao?"
"But Cao Cao is very good and didn't make Yan Yan unhappy, so who made Yan Yan unhappy?"
"who……"
After thinking for a long time, Chang Sun Tao suddenly slapped his thigh and stood up quickly: "That pervert Sanmeng!"
Locating the "real culprit", he angrily went to the shopkeeper and got an athlete's foot patch, sneakily opened the door of Sanmeng's room, sneakily walked around Yang Qian, and angrily slapped Sanmeng with the athlete's foot patch. His mouth was blocked.
Changsun Tao took a few steps back, pointed at Sanmeng, and threatened him: "You stinky nerd, I'm warning you, shut your disgusting mouth, or I'll gag you every time I see you!"
San Meng was innocent and excited. He spread his hands as if asking why Chang Sun Tao was so cruel to him.
Changsun Tao said angrily: "You stinky scholar, don't look at me like that. Your own mouth is very annoying, don't you know? If you don't do good things, you must become a pervert. My wife is... I'm so angry at you that if you hadn't hit someone badly, I would have definitely found a stick and stabbed your mouth to pieces, leaving you speechless!"
San Meng finally remembered to tear off the athlete's foot patch covering his mouth, and asked angrily: "What did you put on this mere patch?!" Changsun Tao held his hands and tilted his head and snorted: "Athleti's foot patch is used to remove foot odor, I If you want to get rid of foot odor, then you can definitely get rid of bad breath. After you use it, you may not say those nonsense words!"
San Meng looked in disbelief: "You're just using that thing?! Why do your feet smell so bad?!"
Changsun Tao shrugged: "Because it was used by the shopkeeper! I don't have the money to buy new ones from him, so I had to pick up the ones he used."
"Used..." Sanmeng felt nauseated and pointed at Changsun Tao and became furious, "You are a vicious man. Doing such a ruthless thing is really an insult to gentlemen and gentlemen!"
Changsun Tao was not to be outdone: "I don't know whether you are insulting Wen Wen or not. I just don't like it when you talk nonsense. You even made Yan Yan cry because it doesn't work!"
San Meng turned to look at Yang Qian, who was playing with the chess pieces, and his eyes suddenly turned red: "Brother Yang, Brother Cao, he is really bullying people, and he uses such despicable means to deal with me! I have always been like this, and I have never been hurt. It makes me really angry that people are so disgusted and despised!"
Changsun Tao, who was originally domineering, suddenly gave up: "Scholar Sanmeng, are you going to start again? Then I'll run away, run away."
Changsun Tao didn't wait for the two of them to react, smeared the soles of his feet and ran away, quickly ran back to the room, slammed the door, leaned against the door, and said with lingering fear: "I was scared to death."
Yang Qian didn't speak on the other end, but just patted Sanmeng's hand to express comfort.
As a result, Sanmeng held Yang Qian's hand with his back and started to cry: "Brother Yang, I have never been bullied like this in my life since I was a child. I feel aggrieved. If that young man is... He felt that what he said was not pleasant to hear, so he covered his ears and refused to listen. Why did he put something like athlete's foot on his mouth and insult his mouth? Which of the words he said was against the words of a saint? Brother Cao is really too much Damn, I just hate him! Yang..."
Yang Qian had been listening calmly and looked at Sanmeng calmly. Just as Sanmeng became more and more excited as he talked, he was ready to continue to spit on Changsun Tao's crimes.
He held Sanmeng's hand tightly, pulled Sanmeng forward, and said word by word: "Brother Shen Ci, in my heart, you are a man of good manners, profound understanding of righteousness, and rich talent. They say that the prime minister is full of talents. If you can punt a boat, I believe you are more tolerant than the prime minister. It's not that you are bad, but that you are blind! You will definitely be able to forgive the stupid things and words that a mentally ill person does and says."
Sanmeng's face was touched, almost with tears in her eyes: "Brother Yang, one lifetime is enough for you to be a confidant."
Yu Qinghuan, who had just woken up, shivered inexplicably.
Chang Sun Tao was standing by the bed. When he saw her getting up, he quickly put the wreath in his hand on her head and said with a smile: "Yan Yan, I made this hastily for you. Do you like it?"
The sleepy Yu Qinghuan hadn't seen clearly what it was, but felt his head sink, and Chang Sun Tao's handsome face begging for praise flashed in front of his eyes.
She reached out and wanted to take off the thing on her head and take a look.
Changsun Tao's eyes suddenly dimmed: "Yan Yan doesn't like it? I thought Yan Yan would like it."
Yu Qinghuan rushed over and hugged Chang Sun Tao's neck tightly: "I like it, Yan Yan likes it the most, but... can you tell me, what is this?"
Changsun Tao smiled broadly and said with joy: "Cao Cao saw Yan Yan was unhappy, so he went to ask the shopkeeper for advice. He said he would find the reason for your unhappiness and create surprises for you, so that you can be happy. So Cao Cao pulled him out. I made you a garland of winter jasmine flowers, and used athlete’s foot patches to seal Sanmeng’s foul mouth. Yan Yan, are you still sad?”
Yu Qinghuan held his face, her eyes turned red, but she smiled: "Cao Cao, it's my fault for making you worry. Don't worry, I'm fine. Cao Cao is with me, everything is fine."
(End of this chapter)
But as soon as the kind-hearted Caocao took a few steps, he still felt that it was too shameless to press his wife on the bed and chew her.
He turned back and asked the shopkeeper: "How about another method?"
The shopkeeper asked him again: "Do you have any money?"
Changsun Tao answered truthfully: "No, all the money is with my wife. I have no money."
The shopkeeper shook his head and sighed: "You silly husband, a man can live without a wife, but he cannot live without money. If she doesn't give it to you, won't you keep it for yourself?"
Changsun Tao said confidently: "A good man must never be obedient to his wife, that's wrong!"
The shopkeeper looked at him with contempt and said, "Since you don't have money, you can't buy anything to coax your wife, so you have to do this."
Changsun Tao approached the shopkeeper: "How to do it?"
The shopkeeper said: "First find out why she is unhappy. When she encounters a problem, help her solve it. If the problem is yours, solve it yourself. Then make something with your own hands and give it to her to surprise her and move her. For example, Make a handmade hairpin, pick a bouquet of flowers, etc., both ways, and make sure she is happy to call you husband."
Changsun Tao felt that what the shopkeeper said made sense. He ran to the yard of the inn, pulled out the winter jasmine flowers that had blossomed under the careful care of the shopkeeper, woven them into garlands with his own hands, and took them back to the room happily.
Seeing that Yu Qinghuan was still asleep, Changsun Tao quietly placed the garland next to her pillow. When she woke up, she would be able to see the bright yellow, such a bright and warm color. I believe she would be very happy.
After solving this one, Changsun Tao started to solve the other one.
He sat in front of the small table with his legs crossed, thinking hard and racking his brains, his handsome face wrinkled.
"Yan Yan didn't say why she was unhappy. Could it be that he didn't want Cao Cao to worry?"
"But Yan Yan is always smiling. She rarely feels unhappy like this."
"Is it because Yan Yan was too embarrassed to tell her that she didn't tell Cao Cao?"
"But Cao Cao is very good and didn't make Yan Yan unhappy, so who made Yan Yan unhappy?"
"who……"
After thinking for a long time, Chang Sun Tao suddenly slapped his thigh and stood up quickly: "That pervert Sanmeng!"
Locating the "real culprit", he angrily went to the shopkeeper and got an athlete's foot patch, sneakily opened the door of Sanmeng's room, sneakily walked around Yang Qian, and angrily slapped Sanmeng with the athlete's foot patch. His mouth was blocked.
Changsun Tao took a few steps back, pointed at Sanmeng, and threatened him: "You stinky nerd, I'm warning you, shut your disgusting mouth, or I'll gag you every time I see you!"
San Meng was innocent and excited. He spread his hands as if asking why Chang Sun Tao was so cruel to him.
Changsun Tao said angrily: "You stinky scholar, don't look at me like that. Your own mouth is very annoying, don't you know? If you don't do good things, you must become a pervert. My wife is... I'm so angry at you that if you hadn't hit someone badly, I would have definitely found a stick and stabbed your mouth to pieces, leaving you speechless!"
San Meng finally remembered to tear off the athlete's foot patch covering his mouth, and asked angrily: "What did you put on this mere patch?!" Changsun Tao held his hands and tilted his head and snorted: "Athleti's foot patch is used to remove foot odor, I If you want to get rid of foot odor, then you can definitely get rid of bad breath. After you use it, you may not say those nonsense words!"
San Meng looked in disbelief: "You're just using that thing?! Why do your feet smell so bad?!"
Changsun Tao shrugged: "Because it was used by the shopkeeper! I don't have the money to buy new ones from him, so I had to pick up the ones he used."
"Used..." Sanmeng felt nauseated and pointed at Changsun Tao and became furious, "You are a vicious man. Doing such a ruthless thing is really an insult to gentlemen and gentlemen!"
Changsun Tao was not to be outdone: "I don't know whether you are insulting Wen Wen or not. I just don't like it when you talk nonsense. You even made Yan Yan cry because it doesn't work!"
San Meng turned to look at Yang Qian, who was playing with the chess pieces, and his eyes suddenly turned red: "Brother Yang, Brother Cao, he is really bullying people, and he uses such despicable means to deal with me! I have always been like this, and I have never been hurt. It makes me really angry that people are so disgusted and despised!"
Changsun Tao, who was originally domineering, suddenly gave up: "Scholar Sanmeng, are you going to start again? Then I'll run away, run away."
Changsun Tao didn't wait for the two of them to react, smeared the soles of his feet and ran away, quickly ran back to the room, slammed the door, leaned against the door, and said with lingering fear: "I was scared to death."
Yang Qian didn't speak on the other end, but just patted Sanmeng's hand to express comfort.
As a result, Sanmeng held Yang Qian's hand with his back and started to cry: "Brother Yang, I have never been bullied like this in my life since I was a child. I feel aggrieved. If that young man is... He felt that what he said was not pleasant to hear, so he covered his ears and refused to listen. Why did he put something like athlete's foot on his mouth and insult his mouth? Which of the words he said was against the words of a saint? Brother Cao is really too much Damn, I just hate him! Yang..."
Yang Qian had been listening calmly and looked at Sanmeng calmly. Just as Sanmeng became more and more excited as he talked, he was ready to continue to spit on Changsun Tao's crimes.
He held Sanmeng's hand tightly, pulled Sanmeng forward, and said word by word: "Brother Shen Ci, in my heart, you are a man of good manners, profound understanding of righteousness, and rich talent. They say that the prime minister is full of talents. If you can punt a boat, I believe you are more tolerant than the prime minister. It's not that you are bad, but that you are blind! You will definitely be able to forgive the stupid things and words that a mentally ill person does and says."
Sanmeng's face was touched, almost with tears in her eyes: "Brother Yang, one lifetime is enough for you to be a confidant."
Yu Qinghuan, who had just woken up, shivered inexplicably.
Chang Sun Tao was standing by the bed. When he saw her getting up, he quickly put the wreath in his hand on her head and said with a smile: "Yan Yan, I made this hastily for you. Do you like it?"
The sleepy Yu Qinghuan hadn't seen clearly what it was, but felt his head sink, and Chang Sun Tao's handsome face begging for praise flashed in front of his eyes.
She reached out and wanted to take off the thing on her head and take a look.
Changsun Tao's eyes suddenly dimmed: "Yan Yan doesn't like it? I thought Yan Yan would like it."
Yu Qinghuan rushed over and hugged Chang Sun Tao's neck tightly: "I like it, Yan Yan likes it the most, but... can you tell me, what is this?"
Changsun Tao smiled broadly and said with joy: "Cao Cao saw Yan Yan was unhappy, so he went to ask the shopkeeper for advice. He said he would find the reason for your unhappiness and create surprises for you, so that you can be happy. So Cao Cao pulled him out. I made you a garland of winter jasmine flowers, and used athlete’s foot patches to seal Sanmeng’s foul mouth. Yan Yan, are you still sad?”
Yu Qinghuan held his face, her eyes turned red, but she smiled: "Cao Cao, it's my fault for making you worry. Don't worry, I'm fine. Cao Cao is with me, everything is fine."
(End of this chapter)
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