Be good, call me uncle
Chapter 400 You idiots
Chapter 400 You idiots
In order not to arouse suspicion, she forced herself to slow down and try to walk as smoothly and naturally as possible, but in fact, she was so flustered that she could not even walk steadily, and every step felt as uncomfortable as stepping on a knife edge.
Finally arriving at the gate of the city, I saw my old acquaintance Yu Qinghui guarding there. He was wearing a blue official uniform and leading a few people. He looked like an official.
I didn't expect that after not seeing him for so many days, he would be so good, as if he was not affected by Yu Qian's master at all.
It seems that the Yu family is stronger than the cockroaches that cannot be killed.
Yu Qinghuan quickly turned around and was about to leave.
"Stop!" Yu Qinghui's voice sounded from behind.
Yu Qinghuan pretended not to hear and slowly walked towards the direction with his back to the city gate.
"Ta Tata..."
There was a burst of hurried footsteps, and Yu Qinghuan's shoulder was grabbed by a hand.
Her heart skipped a beat, and she scolded Yu Qinghui thousands of times in her heart - this stupid thing was definitely the result of the tofu dregs in Yu Jian's brain spilling out into Yuan's belly!
Yu Qinghuan's teeth were almost broken. If she was caught by Yu Qinghui, she would definitely use her identity as Princess Qi to protect herself. But if that happened, she would definitely not be able to find Yang Qian in time to get Changsun Tao back.
To put it ten thousand steps back, even if Changsun Tao is to be returned, so what?
Now Changsun Tao, I don’t know how many people will see the joke, and I don’t know how many people will add insult to injury and come to the door.
If Changsun Tao is not cured, he will only be criticized by the public if he returns to Prince Qi's Mansion!
Yu Qinghui is this piece of shit!
The hand on his shoulder was so strong that she didn't dare to resist, and her body slowly turned back, just as she was about to meet Yu Qinghui's eyes with his hand on his shoulder.
"The horse is startled!"
"The horse is startled!"
"Get out of the way!"
The crowd's exclamations were mixed with the sound of horse hooves "grabbing, snatching, snatching."
Yu Qinghuan quickly looked over following the sound and saw Wei Shu riding a wildly running horse through the crowd, heading straight towards Yu Qinghui.
The crowd fled in all directions, and Yu Qinghui let go of Yu Qinghuan's shoulders out of fear and dodged aside.
Taking this opportunity, Yu Qinghuan rushed out of the city with the crowd. The soldiers guarding the city were also attracted by the commotion, and no one noticed that Yu Qinghuan left quietly.
The horse under Wei Shu's crotch raised its hooves and neighed, barely stopping.
"Commander of the Guard, what a majesty!" Yu Qinghui was furious. "At the gate of the city, only the charioteers and the soldiers delivering emergency reports of war were always the only ones who did not have to dismount, but Commander of the Guard actually galloped here. Don't you know that you have committed an act of transgression?" crime?"
Wei Shu's eyes were focused on the slender figure that was getting further and further away until it shrunk into a dot. When she completely disappeared, he withdrew his gaze and looked down at Yu Qinghui, unabashedly sarcastic: "I have Your Majesty's imperial conferment of the gold medal 'As if I were here in person' is not considered arrogance, you idiot!" After saying that, Wei Shu stepped up his horse and walked to the gate of the city and asked Li Yuan: "Is there anything unusual?"
Li Yuan glanced at Wei Shu indifferently, still looking carefree, cracking melon seeds in his mouth without stopping, and said without raising his head when he heard this: "No, if there is anything abnormal, I will still be here?"
Wei Shu sneered, reined in his horse and turned around. At this moment, a Qilin guard came to report anxiously: "My lord, it's not good. Your Majesty declares that you will enter the palace immediately!"
In the palace, Emperor Jiayou slashed at random with his long sword, cutting the furnishings to pieces.
All eight candlesticks as tall as a person fell to the ground, and candles as thick as arms rolled everywhere.
The commanders of the four thousand guards in the southeast, northwest and Jinwu Guards knelt on the ground and did not dare to move.
Emperor Jiayou roared while chopping: "You idiots! What do I do to raise you? I let people beat me to the palace gate without even noticing. You have no idea whether the thieves cut off my head! Damn it!" They all deserve to die!"
A group of people did not dare to move. The timid servants were trembling with fear. No one dared to advise the furious Emperor Jiayou.
The eldest prince, Sun Yi, and the eldest son of the second prince, Sun Ce, came over after hearing the news. They all knelt in front of Emperor Jiayou and said with worried faces: "Father, the dragon body is important, so don't get angry."
Emperor Jiayou kicked them to the ground one by one and pointed at them with eyes wide open: "Stupid people! You still have the nerve to call me your father?! My imperial city, defended by tens of thousands of people, can't guard against Yang." What a thief! What he wrote on the gate of the imperial city was not just as simple as mocking me, he was slapping me in the face, he was slapping the emperor in the face! Kill him for me! Kill him! I want to Destroy his nine tribes!”
At this stall, no one dared to come forward to seek death. Changsun Yi and Changsun Ce silently retreated to a safe distance, kneeling there and not daring to speak.
Emperor Jiayou was still not relieved, he raised his sword and swung it wildly. Some of the servants did not dare to dodge, and their heads were chopped off.
Blood, blazing red, blooms into a river and captures the soul. The golden dragon throne becomes even more mysterious and majestic after being stained with blood.
But the smell of life passing away is equally disgusting.
At this moment, Wei Shu came. He did not kneel down in a hurry, but took the Emperor's Sword from Emperor Jiayou's hand and stopped Emperor Jiayou's madness: "Your Majesty, I have found out the reason."
Everyone was shocked. Wei Shu was the first person who dared to face Emperor Jiayou's anger and even dared to take the sharp weapon from Emperor Jiayou's hand.
Everyone thought that Wei Shu was dead. Who would have thought that Emperor Jiayou looked much better after seeing him: "Wei Shu, you are here. Come and see how these idiots guard my imperial city!"
Wei Shu knelt down on one knee, cupped his hands and said, "I have found out the reason for the incident at the entrance to the imperial city. Please calm down your anger and listen to my explanation."
"Okay! Tell me." Emperor Jiayou climbed the steps in front of the dragon throne step by step, and finally sat down. He looked at the broken limbs and arms in the hall, his eyes were indifferent, and there was more and more cruelty. , "I want to see how you explain that my imperial city allows thieves to come and go freely and do whatever they want."
Wei Shu said: "Your Majesty, this is just a trick used in the world to scare people. The thieves put red paint in pig urine bubbles and used a crossbow arrow with an extremely long range but low lethality to shoot the pig urine bubbles on the palace wall. The pig urine bubble burst and the red paint stuck to the wall. The headless crossbow arrows and pig urine bubbles I saw in the corner when I entered the palace are ironclad evidence."
Emperor Jiayou was still furious: "Even if the thief's ability is not enough to come and go freely in the corner of the imperial city, in broad daylight, my Jinwu Guards and the Royal Forest Army guarding the imperial city can still allow the thief to use such low-level means to write down Don’t these words mean that my Jinwu Guards and Yulin Army are all useless?! And you Qilin Guards, you have clearly received the news that Yang Qian’s dog thief is coming to the capital. You have been busy for so long, but you have not yet brought anyone to justice. Fa, you are all worthless things too!"
(End of this chapter)
In order not to arouse suspicion, she forced herself to slow down and try to walk as smoothly and naturally as possible, but in fact, she was so flustered that she could not even walk steadily, and every step felt as uncomfortable as stepping on a knife edge.
Finally arriving at the gate of the city, I saw my old acquaintance Yu Qinghui guarding there. He was wearing a blue official uniform and leading a few people. He looked like an official.
I didn't expect that after not seeing him for so many days, he would be so good, as if he was not affected by Yu Qian's master at all.
It seems that the Yu family is stronger than the cockroaches that cannot be killed.
Yu Qinghuan quickly turned around and was about to leave.
"Stop!" Yu Qinghui's voice sounded from behind.
Yu Qinghuan pretended not to hear and slowly walked towards the direction with his back to the city gate.
"Ta Tata..."
There was a burst of hurried footsteps, and Yu Qinghuan's shoulder was grabbed by a hand.
Her heart skipped a beat, and she scolded Yu Qinghui thousands of times in her heart - this stupid thing was definitely the result of the tofu dregs in Yu Jian's brain spilling out into Yuan's belly!
Yu Qinghuan's teeth were almost broken. If she was caught by Yu Qinghui, she would definitely use her identity as Princess Qi to protect herself. But if that happened, she would definitely not be able to find Yang Qian in time to get Changsun Tao back.
To put it ten thousand steps back, even if Changsun Tao is to be returned, so what?
Now Changsun Tao, I don’t know how many people will see the joke, and I don’t know how many people will add insult to injury and come to the door.
If Changsun Tao is not cured, he will only be criticized by the public if he returns to Prince Qi's Mansion!
Yu Qinghui is this piece of shit!
The hand on his shoulder was so strong that she didn't dare to resist, and her body slowly turned back, just as she was about to meet Yu Qinghui's eyes with his hand on his shoulder.
"The horse is startled!"
"The horse is startled!"
"Get out of the way!"
The crowd's exclamations were mixed with the sound of horse hooves "grabbing, snatching, snatching."
Yu Qinghuan quickly looked over following the sound and saw Wei Shu riding a wildly running horse through the crowd, heading straight towards Yu Qinghui.
The crowd fled in all directions, and Yu Qinghui let go of Yu Qinghuan's shoulders out of fear and dodged aside.
Taking this opportunity, Yu Qinghuan rushed out of the city with the crowd. The soldiers guarding the city were also attracted by the commotion, and no one noticed that Yu Qinghuan left quietly.
The horse under Wei Shu's crotch raised its hooves and neighed, barely stopping.
"Commander of the Guard, what a majesty!" Yu Qinghui was furious. "At the gate of the city, only the charioteers and the soldiers delivering emergency reports of war were always the only ones who did not have to dismount, but Commander of the Guard actually galloped here. Don't you know that you have committed an act of transgression?" crime?"
Wei Shu's eyes were focused on the slender figure that was getting further and further away until it shrunk into a dot. When she completely disappeared, he withdrew his gaze and looked down at Yu Qinghui, unabashedly sarcastic: "I have Your Majesty's imperial conferment of the gold medal 'As if I were here in person' is not considered arrogance, you idiot!" After saying that, Wei Shu stepped up his horse and walked to the gate of the city and asked Li Yuan: "Is there anything unusual?"
Li Yuan glanced at Wei Shu indifferently, still looking carefree, cracking melon seeds in his mouth without stopping, and said without raising his head when he heard this: "No, if there is anything abnormal, I will still be here?"
Wei Shu sneered, reined in his horse and turned around. At this moment, a Qilin guard came to report anxiously: "My lord, it's not good. Your Majesty declares that you will enter the palace immediately!"
In the palace, Emperor Jiayou slashed at random with his long sword, cutting the furnishings to pieces.
All eight candlesticks as tall as a person fell to the ground, and candles as thick as arms rolled everywhere.
The commanders of the four thousand guards in the southeast, northwest and Jinwu Guards knelt on the ground and did not dare to move.
Emperor Jiayou roared while chopping: "You idiots! What do I do to raise you? I let people beat me to the palace gate without even noticing. You have no idea whether the thieves cut off my head! Damn it!" They all deserve to die!"
A group of people did not dare to move. The timid servants were trembling with fear. No one dared to advise the furious Emperor Jiayou.
The eldest prince, Sun Yi, and the eldest son of the second prince, Sun Ce, came over after hearing the news. They all knelt in front of Emperor Jiayou and said with worried faces: "Father, the dragon body is important, so don't get angry."
Emperor Jiayou kicked them to the ground one by one and pointed at them with eyes wide open: "Stupid people! You still have the nerve to call me your father?! My imperial city, defended by tens of thousands of people, can't guard against Yang." What a thief! What he wrote on the gate of the imperial city was not just as simple as mocking me, he was slapping me in the face, he was slapping the emperor in the face! Kill him for me! Kill him! I want to Destroy his nine tribes!”
At this stall, no one dared to come forward to seek death. Changsun Yi and Changsun Ce silently retreated to a safe distance, kneeling there and not daring to speak.
Emperor Jiayou was still not relieved, he raised his sword and swung it wildly. Some of the servants did not dare to dodge, and their heads were chopped off.
Blood, blazing red, blooms into a river and captures the soul. The golden dragon throne becomes even more mysterious and majestic after being stained with blood.
But the smell of life passing away is equally disgusting.
At this moment, Wei Shu came. He did not kneel down in a hurry, but took the Emperor's Sword from Emperor Jiayou's hand and stopped Emperor Jiayou's madness: "Your Majesty, I have found out the reason."
Everyone was shocked. Wei Shu was the first person who dared to face Emperor Jiayou's anger and even dared to take the sharp weapon from Emperor Jiayou's hand.
Everyone thought that Wei Shu was dead. Who would have thought that Emperor Jiayou looked much better after seeing him: "Wei Shu, you are here. Come and see how these idiots guard my imperial city!"
Wei Shu knelt down on one knee, cupped his hands and said, "I have found out the reason for the incident at the entrance to the imperial city. Please calm down your anger and listen to my explanation."
"Okay! Tell me." Emperor Jiayou climbed the steps in front of the dragon throne step by step, and finally sat down. He looked at the broken limbs and arms in the hall, his eyes were indifferent, and there was more and more cruelty. , "I want to see how you explain that my imperial city allows thieves to come and go freely and do whatever they want."
Wei Shu said: "Your Majesty, this is just a trick used in the world to scare people. The thieves put red paint in pig urine bubbles and used a crossbow arrow with an extremely long range but low lethality to shoot the pig urine bubbles on the palace wall. The pig urine bubble burst and the red paint stuck to the wall. The headless crossbow arrows and pig urine bubbles I saw in the corner when I entered the palace are ironclad evidence."
Emperor Jiayou was still furious: "Even if the thief's ability is not enough to come and go freely in the corner of the imperial city, in broad daylight, my Jinwu Guards and the Royal Forest Army guarding the imperial city can still allow the thief to use such low-level means to write down Don’t these words mean that my Jinwu Guards and Yulin Army are all useless?! And you Qilin Guards, you have clearly received the news that Yang Qian’s dog thief is coming to the capital. You have been busy for so long, but you have not yet brought anyone to justice. Fa, you are all worthless things too!"
(End of this chapter)
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