Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 267 How does it feel to be slapped in the face?
There is really something wrong with Princess Hexia. She knows that her piano skills are "not good", so she named herself to play the piano.

As for how she knew, wasn't Bai Yichu, who grew up in the border area, the most suspicious?

Yu Qinghuan saluted Emperor Jiayou and was about to step off the stage. Chang Sun Tao quickly held her hand, and the two walked down hand in hand. This scene made everyone red-eyed.

"Princess Hexia, you lost." Changsun Tao said, "Before, you said that if you win, the men of Great Qin will be your choice. If Princess Qi loses, Great Qin will ask Princess Xu to marry the old leader of Northern Qi. You are determined You will win, but now, how does it feel to shoot yourself in the foot?"

Yu Qinghuan bumped Changsun Tao with his elbow and said angrily: "Prince Qi, you are a gentleman, how can you be so vicious to a woman?"

"Yes, my beloved concubine!" Changsun Tao responded quickly, even worse than a lackadaisical slave.

The ministers sighed again, thinking that the prince was too embarrassed, how could he show his henpeck to the outside?

Yu Qian looked at Yu Qinghuan, and a trace of sadness flashed in his heart - it was a pity that he didn't discover this treasure earlier.

As for Emperor Jiayou, he was already crazy. He held the wine glass and stared at Yu Qinghuan with piercing eyes, burning with heat.

Yu Qinghuan's gaze spread across Wei Shu, and he saw the corners of his lips opening and closing, and uttered a few silent words, "Well done, little fox."

Yu Qinghuan pretended not to see him and returned to his seat with Chang Sun Tao.

Only one person could sit in Changsun Tao's seat. The waiter wanted to change the table for him, but he refused. He directly asked for a goose down cushion, sat next to Yu Qinghuan, and put on a cloak for Yu Qinghuan.

The two of them shared a small table to avoid close physical contact.Changsun Tao simply moved back and held Yu Qinghuan in his arms, making the officials sigh again.

Princess Hexia's expression was extremely ugly. Finally, she snorted coldly: "I have two brushes, but my appearance is not that good. At least I am better-looking than you."

Yu Qinghuan pretended not to hear, took the hot tea handed to her by Chang Sun Tao and took a sip. The fragrant hot water went down her throat and warmed her stomach.

Changsun Yi was sitting next to him. He frowned and whispered to Changsun Tao: "Uncle Emperor, pay attention to your image."

Changsun Tao didn't take it seriously and continued to help Yu Qinghuan pass this and that, making everyone's cheeks sore.

At this time, Emperor Jiayou spoke: "Princess Hexia, Princess Qi of Great Qin is not an ordinary person. You picked the wrong person this time. Is the princess still convinced?"

As soon as he said this, Yu Qinghuan frowned - what is Jiayou Dog doing?What's the use of deliberately provoking Princess Hexia's anger?

"Don't think too much, watch the show first." Changsun Tao leaned into Yu Qinghuan's ear and whispered.

A hot breath came to her face and sprayed on Yu Qinghuan's ears. She shuddered involuntarily and turned her head away. Unexpectedly, Changsun Tao came closer again, and she quickly dodged again.

In the eyes of everyone, this scene looks like they are rubbing their ears and temples together.

Taifu Liu waved his sleeves tremblingly and sighed: "The world is getting worse! The world is getting worse!"

When Emperor Jing Jiayou asked this question, Princess Hexia was not angry. Instead, she smiled and said: "My skills are inferior to those of others, so I am resigned to being inferior. Your Majesty, it seems that Hexia cannot choose a good man from your country!" This change made it difficult for him to choose a good man from your country! Everyone was dumbfounded, but no matter what, Princess Hexia was willing to give up and they were happy to see the results.

Princess Hexia was silent, and the other envoys whispered to each other and discussed in Northern Qi dialect. Finally, the leader Kelong spoke: "Your Majesty, your Majesty, we are here with the 12 sincerity of the king, just to ask to marry your princess. In order to achieve eternal good relations between the two countries, but since your country does not have a princess of the right age, let the most outstanding woman from your country marry her. I believe that our Northern Qi grassland can support this beautiful pearl."

Taifu Liu used his venomous tongue again: "Envoy, how old is the old leader of the Northern Qi Dynasty? Are you still thinking about old cows eating tender grass? Aren't you afraid of being laughed at by the world?"

Cologne said: "Our grassland warriors, even if they are seventy or eighty years old, can still conquer the cardamom girl and continue to produce heirs. The king is only in his sixtieth year and is still strong. How can he treat Princess Qi badly?"

Yu Qinghuan finally understood that any competition was fake, and the purpose was to test her depth, so as to pave the way for what she said now.

As for why they did this, it was naturally to target Changsun Tao. If Jiayougou really agreed to this extremely absurd marriage, he would really be sending Changsun Tao's face to the people of the world to wipe the soles of their shoes.

They just want to frustrate Great Qin’s spirit!No wonder even if Princess Zhenli was "crazy", Jiayou Gou didn't target the eldest princess's mansion. No wonder Jiayou Gou would allow the two women to do whatever they wanted in such a big event as the diplomatic relations between the two countries. It turns out that Jiayou Gou planned everything. OK

If Changsun Tao resists, his head will be sent to his guillotine.

This dog emperor really never forgets to target Changsun Tao, but this also shows his narrow-mindedness and his incompetence in governing!

If an emperor spends all his time suppressing powerful officials, then the country is destined to decline.

Yu Qinghuan was not so arrogant as to think that she could influence the destiny of the country, but Emperor Jiayou's repeated attacks really made her anxious.

She stretched out her finger, dipped some water into the teacup, and wrote the word "waist" on the table.

Changsun Tao immediately understood and nodded, but he was not in a hurry to express his position.

Although most of the civil servants like Yu Qian are small-minded people who can act according to the circumstances, there are also people who are full of blood and have nowhere to show their talents, such as Taifu Liu and the imperial censors.

Before Chang Sun Tao could speak, Taifu Liu had already stood up and taunted Cologne: "Are the envoys really here to seek peace? The envoys don't know that your demands sound appalling to our ears. Da Ji? You don’t even understand the cultural customs of our Da Qin. Everything you say or do is provocative. I have reason to suspect that the envoy is here to hand over a letter of challenge!"

The most talkative censors, led by Censor Lu, also joined in the war of words one after another. They used their sharp tongues to beat Cologne and others to pieces and almost escaped.

Lu Yushi said: "The old king is 60 years old. He doesn't take good care of himself. He still misses other people's wives and is not afraid of his great-grandson's jokes?"

Zhang Yushi said: "Although you people in the Northern Qi Dynasty are open-minded and regard secular etiquette as a thing of Adu, I, the Qin Dynasty, have always governed the country with etiquette and will never agree to your rude request!"

Taifu Liu said again...

In the end, even those who were speaking righteously and righteously felt that they had gone too far.

(End of this chapter)