Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 234: You must be responsible for speaking out

Don't blame him, I really don't blame him.

This painting can only be described as horrific.

But on the rice paper, slender hairs are used to outline round human-shaped lines, and the person in the painting is lying on the ground, with a pair of trousers half covering his high buttocks. This should be a must-have for everyone in the reincarnation of grains. Mysteriously, a gorgeous flower bloomed, which is probably the "butt flower".

The upper body of the character is also covered with flowers of all sizes, but the shape of the flowers is more like dog paw prints than plum blossoms.

Especially the face lying on the ground on its side is quite expressive. One side is swollen like a bun, and the eye on the other side is covered by a black circle. Half of the front teeth are broken, not to mention the hair, on the street. The old beggars were much neater than him.

I don't blame Yushi Lu, I really don't blame Yushi Lu. After all, King Qi, who is so noble and inexpressible in his emotions and anger, can't help but laugh.

The beautiful Xie Changshi was leaning forward and backward, his image completely lost.

Lu Yushi understood that King Qi was indeed seeking revenge, otherwise he would not have used this method to humiliate the commander of the guards.

However, the commander of the injured guard saw it and was not annoyed or angry. Instead, he commented pertinently: "This painting is quite humorous!"

Lu Yushi breathed a long sigh of relief. He was really afraid that they would fight again and he would lose his official position.

Unexpectedly, Commander Wei called his name in the next moment: "Yushi Lu, put the painting away. It would be a pity not to present such a humorous painting to His Majesty to make him laugh."

Before Lu Yushi could react, the princess tried to tear it apart, but was stopped by the commander of the guard: "If there is any damage to this painting, I am not good at words. In the holy time in front of the emperor, Lu Yushi, please describe it to your majesty." Listened."

Who doesn’t know that the censor’s mouth is a ghost that excites souls and demands life?
Can she, Yu Qinghuan, tear her apart?No, no. Anyway, even if Lu Yushi doesn't snatch the painting away, she still has to find a way to let the painting flow into the public. The reason is very simple. Commander Wei injured King Qi. King Qi has his own position and cannot care too much about it. She How could this princess be normal if she didn't jump on her feet and wield a knife to take revenge?
Therefore, Yu Qinghuan handed over the painting with reluctance and a bit of fear.

Lu Yushi told himself that he couldn't laugh or he would lose his head, but what's the use?What's wrong with him just not being able to help laughing!
If he continues like this, even if he is not chopped down by His Majesty, he will be suffocated to death.

Thinking of this, Yushi Lu was no longer so restrained.He rolled up the painting, carefully put it into his big sleeves, and then raised his hand to Changsun Tao: "Your Majesty, do you want to continue to humiliate... Oh no, do you still want to punish Commander Wei to let him remember the lesson? If Your Majesty, If you decide to give up the investigation, please be sure to inform me, and later I will take the commander of the guards to the eldest princess's mansion to plead guilty."

Changsun Tao said: "Why should I not be held accountable? Am I such a stingy person? Lu Yushi really likes to joke. Commander Wei changed the story and asked him to pay me a little for the king's medical expenses. It doesn't need to be more. I The king's body is expensive, and a few tens of thousands taels is enough. When you can pay it back, you can still be a colleague."

Lu Yushi was sweating coldly: "King Qi, can you give it a little less? The salary of the commander of the guards is only one hundred taels a year..."

Changsun Tao frowned: "Lu Yushi thinks that this king is not worthy of these tens of thousands taels? That's all, Lu Yushi thinks it is as much as he wants! Anyway, I am seriously injured now, so it is normal for me to be looked down upon."

What does it mean to shoot oneself in the foot? Isn't this an example?Let him decide, no matter how much he decides, it will be unpalatable to both sides. King Qi will kill him!
The most upright ones are the censors, because if they are not upright, Your Majesty will not need them. The most upright people are the censors. Numerous historical examples have taught them that being too strong and too harsh will lead to a short life.

As soon as Changsun Tao finished speaking, Lu Yushi said: "This is because the lower official did not think carefully and said nonsense. Your Majesty is not clear-headed and said nonsense! Your Majesty is the master of suffering, and your appeal will be conveyed to His Majesty. , I believe His Majesty will make a fair judgment."

So, the ball was cleverly kicked by Lu Yushi to Emperor Jiayou.

"The princess has gone to a girls' school, and the queen mother must ask about it. Please ask Lu Yushi to help me say something, saying that the princess has a bad temper, which is not good for raising a child, and she must go to a girls' school to sharpen her temper." Changsun Tao said. After a few words, without any further entanglement, he waved his hand and let Lu Yushi lead the others away.Yu Qinghuan lowered his presence and followed Lu Yushi and his party silently, intending to get past them. Unexpectedly, before he could step out of the threshold, he was stopped by Changsun Tao.

"stop."

Yu Qinghuan grimaced, lowered his head, and walked to Chang Sun Tao step by step: "I heard that there is a place where people can eat people without spitting out their bones. Can't I just go?"

"You have to go," Changsun Tao took her hand and asked her to sit down. "I have had many conflicts with Wei Shu recently. If you are here, it will be easy to see the clues."

Yu Qinghuan may be able to feel Wei Shu's thoughts, but she has always been good at pretending and has always pretended not to know anything.

What Changsun Tao meant was that he was worried that when Wei Shu was fighting against Wei Shu, Wei Shu could not bear to be cruel to her, and people would notice it, so she used the excuse of being a female student to avoid it, which was the safest way.

Yu Qinghuan sighed and said, "It's okay to let me go, but I need to take some of your blood. This is my biggest concession."

Changsun Tao nodded, Xie Yun took out a small bottle that looked like glass, pushed it in front of Changsun Tao, and said to Yu Qinghuan: "This is something from Daluozhou. It has a certain ability to preserve freshness. The blood is in it, but it won't last for a long time." It will spoil.”

Changsun Tao cut his palm, took out a small bottle of blood, capped it, and handed it to Yu Qinghuan.

She had seen this bottle once used by Sun Tao to store snake gallbladder.

After putting away the bottle, Yu Qinghuan said solemnly: "King Qi, I will do my best to keep you alive until you are gray-haired and full of children and grandchildren."

After saying that, Yu Qinghuan stood up and left.

Changsun Tao stared at Xie Yun: "If she does something wrong to save me, I will not forgive you."

Xie Yun quickly waved his hand: "Zhaohua, don't rely entirely on me. You heard it just now. The princess came to peek at me bathing. In order to preserve my purity and chastity, I had no choice but to sell you. Furthermore, Even if I don’t say anything, will the princess not notice it?”

Changsun Tao was silent, holding the teacup and saying nothing.

Xie Yun said: "Although you, the princess, are a little annoying, you are a rare talent. If I were a man, I would be able to be called the two heroes of the Qin Dynasty with you. The play just now was also wonderful. After her making such a fuss, Things have become much easier to handle.”

"It's rare for you to boast about her like this, so I won't care if she peeks at you while you are bathing." Changsun Tao raised the corners of his lips, with a little pride on his face.

Xie Yun put down the folding fan and looked at Changsun Tao seriously: "Zhaohua, since you are already concerned about her, why not make it clear as soon as possible. This is unclear and unclear, which is inappropriate for you and unfair to her. "

"Wait a minute," Changsun Tao looked into the distance, "She is so yearning for the story between my pilgrim ancestor and the queen, and she definitely doesn't want to encounter a relationship that ends in nothing. She must be responsible for what she says, and I have no control over it. Before I am completely sure of my feelings and before I can give her a good future, I cannot say it out easily."

(End of this chapter)