Be good, call me uncle
Chapter 1333 No one is normal
Chapter 1333 No one is normal
this day.
Guests gathered in Taishu's Mansion.
Originally, Lu Mingyu's post only invited ladies.
But who can miss such a good opportunity to see each other, and bring their children of appropriate age to the banquet, just to find a suitable home for their children at this flower viewing banquet.
Lu Mingyu knew that this matter was inevitable, so he also ordered people to prepare many games that young people like.
For example, pot throwing, grass fighting, archery...
Because Xiao Qian and her cousin-in-law were not in good condition, they did not attend.
But she didn't expect that her adoptive mother would come with Brother Bai.
And Mr. Feng didn’t know what he was thinking, but he actually asked Wen Yin to come to the banquet.
Lu Mingyu's brain ached as she listened to Ah Liu's report. She waved Ah Liu away, rubbed her brows, and prepared herself for what she was about to face later.
Lu Yi explained with a smile: "My dear, this is inevitable. After all, everyone wants to have face. We can't openly recruit marriage partners for our children. We can only use this method to find marriage partners for our children."
Lu Mingyu looked at herself in the mirror, then took off the heavy hairpin from her head: "It's too heavy. If I hold it on for a whole day, I'm afraid my neck will break."
Lu Yi smiled and said, "That's true. Your Majesty doesn't need these grand head and face jewelry to support the scene. But I didn't think enough about it. I will put it on for you right now."
Lu Mingyu nodded, but showed a puzzled look: "Didn't you say that the adoptive mother has fallen in love with my cousin's cousin, Miss Jiang? Why did you bring Brother Bai to join in the fun today?"
Lu Yi said: "I must have missed your empress, so I took the opportunity of attending the banquet to come and see her."
Lu Mingyu said: "Don't make excuses for them. If you want to see me, you must come in private. It's not convenient to reminisce in front of a large group of people, so there must be something fishy here."
Lu Yi said: "Your Majesty is here, don't you know?"
Lu Mingyu stood up and asked casually: "Miss Lingling, are you ready?"
"Ready." The person who replied was not Lu Yi, but Lan Lingling who walked in from outside.
This time, Lan Lingling did not wear the Miao blue clothes that she liked in the past, nor did she have the jingling silver jewelry in her hair. Instead, she changed into a Da Qin woman's dress.
Her honey-colored skin and exotic face were set off very attractively by a lotus-colored skirt.
Lu Mingyu couldn't help but praise: "Miss Lingling, you look so good in Qin clothes."
Lan Lingling habitually played with the big braid hanging on her chest, but found that it felt wrong. She quickly folded her hands and said proudly: "What should I wear that doesn't look good?"
Lu Mingyu smiled: "You really can't help but boast. You can't do this later. If you scare those ladies away, today's flower viewing party will be in vain."
Lan Lingling quickly raised her chest and tightened her abdomen, standing still like a young lady from aristocratic families.
She walked up to Lu Mingyu with graceful steps, held Lu Mingyu's hand, and said softly: "Yes, my queen, Lingling obeys your order."
Lu Mingyu endured goosebumps all over his body: "Where did you learn your pretentious movements?"
Lan Lingling's eyebrows were dancing: "I learned from Xie Yun. This girly girl knows how to do it. In just half an hour, she quickly became a lady with outstanding manners like me."
The corner of Lu Mingyu's mouth twitched: "How did you find him? Even Lu Yi is better than him."
Lan Lingling explained: "At that time, he was quarreling with Miss Asui. I was lying on the wall watching the excitement, but I was caught on the spot. I had to find an excuse to get over."
"I thought Xie Yun would refuse, but who knew that in order to avoid Miss Asui, he actually taught me seriously."
Lu Mingyu thought of Xie Yun's small steps and couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Second brother is really versatile!"
But then, she stopped laughing.
Not just her, but everyone in this room.
Lan Lingling was dumbfounded. She rubbed her eyes in disbelief and said incoherently: "Thank you, thank you, thank you... Xie Yun?" She really couldn't believe that the tall beauty in front of her was actually Xie Yun?
Lu Mingyu shuddered and asked, "Second brother, are you crazy?"
Xie Yun took out the handkerchief and wiped the corners of her eyes, acting like a little daughter: "She is indeed crazy."
Lan Lingling walked over and looked Xie Yun up and down: "I call you a sissy, but are you really trying to do it? What's going on with this outfit?"
Xie Yun said with a bitter face: "It's not your fault! Why did you get involved in the quarrel between Asui and I? When she saw me teaching you manners, she insisted that I wanted to be a woman, so she just let me do it!"
Lan Lingling laughed so hard: "What's the point of just changing into women's clothes? I have a kind of Gu that can fulfill your wish to become a woman, hahahaha..."
Lu Mingyu gloated: "I have to say, my second brother's women's clothing is really... really stunning in the world. Otherwise, don't take it off. This is how it will be from now on!"
Xie Yun fanned wildly with a round fan: "Please be restrained, otherwise you will be in a good mood when I get through this disaster!"
Lan Lingling elbowed Xie Yun: "What's going on? What are you arguing about?"
Xie Yun fanned even harder: "She said that I am not a man enough! I am not a man?!"
Lan Lingling and Lu Mingyu laughed out loud at the same time.
Lan Lingling took Lu Mingyu's arm and smiled from ear to ear: "If you want to say that this girl Asui is really a well-known thing, why do you need to emphasize it again and again? Look, there is a quarrel!"
Lu Mingyu tried her best to suppress her smile: "You can't blame Miss Asui for this, she just wants the second brother to recognize the truth as soon as possible!"
The two of them walked out of the yard while laughing, leaving Xie Yun alone, wringing the handkerchief viciously.
He threw the fan on the ground violently: "I quit!"
Ah Liu, who had witnessed everything, came to Xie Yun's side and added salt and vinegar: "Mr. Xie, something serious has happened. Miss Ah Sui is disguised as a man and is hanging out with a bunch of men in the garden."
"Not only that, she also made a bunch of girls and wives blush and their hearts beat. I really can't stand it anymore. How can this girl Asui be so charming? It's too much! It's really too much!"
"You're quite competitive, aren't you? I want to see who can persist until the end!" Xie Yun gritted his teeth.
It turned out that the reason for the quarrel between the two people was that they accused each other of not being woman enough and not man enough.
However, by arguing and arguing, the focus has shifted, and it has become a desperate effort to prove that one is also attractive in cross-dressing.
So, Xie Yun wore women's clothes and Nangong Suisui wore men's clothes, and there was a bet to see who was the most attractive.
After Xie Yun listened to Ah Liu's report, he couldn't sit still. He immediately adjusted his emotions, then bent down to pick up the fan, flicked the dust on it, and walked with the steps of a lady, a gust of wind As if walking out.
Ah Liu covered his mouth to suppress his laughter. He didn't laugh out loud until Xie Yun walked away.
Before Lu Mingyu and Lan Lingling reached the garden, they were blocked by Bai Li: "Sister, please save your brother quickly."
Before Lu Mingyu could speak, Mrs. Bai came over menacingly and grabbed Bai Li's ear: "I asked you to develop a relationship with Miss Jiang but you didn't go, and you didn't listen to me asking you to get married and have children as soon as possible!"
"If you are in your twenties and you are not getting married, do you want to become a fairy? You still want to play tricks, but no one can save you!"
"Since you don't like the flowers outside, then choose one of these noble girls. If you don't decide on the candidate today, I will treat you as an unfilial son and immediately go to the clan to adopt one to inherit the family business. !”
Lu Mingyu probably knew what was going on, and hurriedly came over to comfort Mrs. Bai: "Foster mother, please let go of Brother Bai first and grab his ears. He can't find you a daughter-in-law, right?"
Mrs. Bai then shook off Bai Li, glared at her son who was covering his ears and looking aggrieved, and then turned his attention to Lan Lingling.
Mrs. Bai's eyes lit up: "Is this girl married? Are you interested in silver? I don't have anything else, but I have a lot of silver."
"If you take in this incompetent boy, all the gold and silver in your family will be made by you..."
(End of this chapter)
this day.
Guests gathered in Taishu's Mansion.
Originally, Lu Mingyu's post only invited ladies.
But who can miss such a good opportunity to see each other, and bring their children of appropriate age to the banquet, just to find a suitable home for their children at this flower viewing banquet.
Lu Mingyu knew that this matter was inevitable, so he also ordered people to prepare many games that young people like.
For example, pot throwing, grass fighting, archery...
Because Xiao Qian and her cousin-in-law were not in good condition, they did not attend.
But she didn't expect that her adoptive mother would come with Brother Bai.
And Mr. Feng didn’t know what he was thinking, but he actually asked Wen Yin to come to the banquet.
Lu Mingyu's brain ached as she listened to Ah Liu's report. She waved Ah Liu away, rubbed her brows, and prepared herself for what she was about to face later.
Lu Yi explained with a smile: "My dear, this is inevitable. After all, everyone wants to have face. We can't openly recruit marriage partners for our children. We can only use this method to find marriage partners for our children."
Lu Mingyu looked at herself in the mirror, then took off the heavy hairpin from her head: "It's too heavy. If I hold it on for a whole day, I'm afraid my neck will break."
Lu Yi smiled and said, "That's true. Your Majesty doesn't need these grand head and face jewelry to support the scene. But I didn't think enough about it. I will put it on for you right now."
Lu Mingyu nodded, but showed a puzzled look: "Didn't you say that the adoptive mother has fallen in love with my cousin's cousin, Miss Jiang? Why did you bring Brother Bai to join in the fun today?"
Lu Yi said: "I must have missed your empress, so I took the opportunity of attending the banquet to come and see her."
Lu Mingyu said: "Don't make excuses for them. If you want to see me, you must come in private. It's not convenient to reminisce in front of a large group of people, so there must be something fishy here."
Lu Yi said: "Your Majesty is here, don't you know?"
Lu Mingyu stood up and asked casually: "Miss Lingling, are you ready?"
"Ready." The person who replied was not Lu Yi, but Lan Lingling who walked in from outside.
This time, Lan Lingling did not wear the Miao blue clothes that she liked in the past, nor did she have the jingling silver jewelry in her hair. Instead, she changed into a Da Qin woman's dress.
Her honey-colored skin and exotic face were set off very attractively by a lotus-colored skirt.
Lu Mingyu couldn't help but praise: "Miss Lingling, you look so good in Qin clothes."
Lan Lingling habitually played with the big braid hanging on her chest, but found that it felt wrong. She quickly folded her hands and said proudly: "What should I wear that doesn't look good?"
Lu Mingyu smiled: "You really can't help but boast. You can't do this later. If you scare those ladies away, today's flower viewing party will be in vain."
Lan Lingling quickly raised her chest and tightened her abdomen, standing still like a young lady from aristocratic families.
She walked up to Lu Mingyu with graceful steps, held Lu Mingyu's hand, and said softly: "Yes, my queen, Lingling obeys your order."
Lu Mingyu endured goosebumps all over his body: "Where did you learn your pretentious movements?"
Lan Lingling's eyebrows were dancing: "I learned from Xie Yun. This girly girl knows how to do it. In just half an hour, she quickly became a lady with outstanding manners like me."
The corner of Lu Mingyu's mouth twitched: "How did you find him? Even Lu Yi is better than him."
Lan Lingling explained: "At that time, he was quarreling with Miss Asui. I was lying on the wall watching the excitement, but I was caught on the spot. I had to find an excuse to get over."
"I thought Xie Yun would refuse, but who knew that in order to avoid Miss Asui, he actually taught me seriously."
Lu Mingyu thought of Xie Yun's small steps and couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Second brother is really versatile!"
But then, she stopped laughing.
Not just her, but everyone in this room.
Lan Lingling was dumbfounded. She rubbed her eyes in disbelief and said incoherently: "Thank you, thank you, thank you... Xie Yun?" She really couldn't believe that the tall beauty in front of her was actually Xie Yun?
Lu Mingyu shuddered and asked, "Second brother, are you crazy?"
Xie Yun took out the handkerchief and wiped the corners of her eyes, acting like a little daughter: "She is indeed crazy."
Lan Lingling walked over and looked Xie Yun up and down: "I call you a sissy, but are you really trying to do it? What's going on with this outfit?"
Xie Yun said with a bitter face: "It's not your fault! Why did you get involved in the quarrel between Asui and I? When she saw me teaching you manners, she insisted that I wanted to be a woman, so she just let me do it!"
Lan Lingling laughed so hard: "What's the point of just changing into women's clothes? I have a kind of Gu that can fulfill your wish to become a woman, hahahaha..."
Lu Mingyu gloated: "I have to say, my second brother's women's clothing is really... really stunning in the world. Otherwise, don't take it off. This is how it will be from now on!"
Xie Yun fanned wildly with a round fan: "Please be restrained, otherwise you will be in a good mood when I get through this disaster!"
Lan Lingling elbowed Xie Yun: "What's going on? What are you arguing about?"
Xie Yun fanned even harder: "She said that I am not a man enough! I am not a man?!"
Lan Lingling and Lu Mingyu laughed out loud at the same time.
Lan Lingling took Lu Mingyu's arm and smiled from ear to ear: "If you want to say that this girl Asui is really a well-known thing, why do you need to emphasize it again and again? Look, there is a quarrel!"
Lu Mingyu tried her best to suppress her smile: "You can't blame Miss Asui for this, she just wants the second brother to recognize the truth as soon as possible!"
The two of them walked out of the yard while laughing, leaving Xie Yun alone, wringing the handkerchief viciously.
He threw the fan on the ground violently: "I quit!"
Ah Liu, who had witnessed everything, came to Xie Yun's side and added salt and vinegar: "Mr. Xie, something serious has happened. Miss Ah Sui is disguised as a man and is hanging out with a bunch of men in the garden."
"Not only that, she also made a bunch of girls and wives blush and their hearts beat. I really can't stand it anymore. How can this girl Asui be so charming? It's too much! It's really too much!"
"You're quite competitive, aren't you? I want to see who can persist until the end!" Xie Yun gritted his teeth.
It turned out that the reason for the quarrel between the two people was that they accused each other of not being woman enough and not man enough.
However, by arguing and arguing, the focus has shifted, and it has become a desperate effort to prove that one is also attractive in cross-dressing.
So, Xie Yun wore women's clothes and Nangong Suisui wore men's clothes, and there was a bet to see who was the most attractive.
After Xie Yun listened to Ah Liu's report, he couldn't sit still. He immediately adjusted his emotions, then bent down to pick up the fan, flicked the dust on it, and walked with the steps of a lady, a gust of wind As if walking out.
Ah Liu covered his mouth to suppress his laughter. He didn't laugh out loud until Xie Yun walked away.
Before Lu Mingyu and Lan Lingling reached the garden, they were blocked by Bai Li: "Sister, please save your brother quickly."
Before Lu Mingyu could speak, Mrs. Bai came over menacingly and grabbed Bai Li's ear: "I asked you to develop a relationship with Miss Jiang but you didn't go, and you didn't listen to me asking you to get married and have children as soon as possible!"
"If you are in your twenties and you are not getting married, do you want to become a fairy? You still want to play tricks, but no one can save you!"
"Since you don't like the flowers outside, then choose one of these noble girls. If you don't decide on the candidate today, I will treat you as an unfilial son and immediately go to the clan to adopt one to inherit the family business. !”
Lu Mingyu probably knew what was going on, and hurriedly came over to comfort Mrs. Bai: "Foster mother, please let go of Brother Bai first and grab his ears. He can't find you a daughter-in-law, right?"
Mrs. Bai then shook off Bai Li, glared at her son who was covering his ears and looking aggrieved, and then turned his attention to Lan Lingling.
Mrs. Bai's eyes lit up: "Is this girl married? Are you interested in silver? I don't have anything else, but I have a lot of silver."
"If you take in this incompetent boy, all the gold and silver in your family will be made by you..."
(End of this chapter)
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