Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 1306 His little mouse is angry
Lan Lingling happily hung it around Emperor Yuanwu's neck, tilted her head and asked, "Do you think I will get pregnant tomorrow?"

The girl's unique fragrance fills the air and lingers on the tip of the nose. It is a pleasant sweet smell, just like the smell of caramel and pear blossoms.

Emperor Yuanwu's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and his mouth was dry: "No, I'm not sure..."

Lan Lingling let go of him and played with the two big braids: "Since I'm not sure, let's forget it, lest my hopes fail."

"Forget it, forget it?" Emperor Yuanwu looked at Lan Lingling in disbelief.

Lan Lingling glanced at him: "What's wrong with you? Are you thirsty or angry? Or have a fever?"

Emperor Yuanwu turned his head to the side and muttered in a low voice: "I'm so horny."

Lan Lingling quickly pulled him over and asked nervously: "Are you sick? What's going on? You were so lively just now."

As she spoke, Lan Lingling kept hanging on Emperor Yuanwu and reached out to touch Emperor Yuanwu's forehead.

Emperor Yuanwu tried his best to avoid it, but fell into the chair during the pulling process, and Lan Lingling rode on him again.

The atmosphere became more and more uncomfortable, and Emperor Yuanwu's breathing became more rapid.

Lan Lingling came to the conclusion: "It's really a bit hot, but my hands may not be accurate. Let me put my forehead against it and try it. Maybe I can get a better idea of ​​whether you have a fever."

"Just take a shower." Emperor Yuanwu looked at the confused and innocent face getting closer and closer to him. He finally pushed Lan Lingling away and ran away.

Lan Lingling followed him in confusion, chasing him out of the small door of the back hall, and then chased him to the palace, watching him jump into the pool with her own eyes.

Lan Lingling hurriedly lay down on the edge of the pool and reached out to fish him out: "You are so burned that you are crazy. The water is so cold! Come out quickly!"

Emperor Yuanwu struggled quickly and stubbornly refused to come out: "Zhizhi, just spare me, okay?"

Seeing that she couldn't pull him out, Lan Lingling became more energetic and grabbed his clothes with all her strength, refusing to let anyone go: "You mean that if I save you, I will harm you? Come out, the water in this pool is cold!"

Emperor Yuanwu stepped back hard: "I won't get out, I won't get out!"

Lan Lingling was also annoyed when she saw this: "Are you really confused? Come out!"

Emperor Yuanwu shook his head: "Don't come out!"

Lan Lingling increased her strength, swooped down and hugged Emperor Yuanwu's neck, and pulled him to the shore: "You can't help me!"

Emperor Yuanwu struggled desperately and just escaped from the clamp, but his belt was tightly held.

During the struggle, his belt was torn off, his clothes fell apart, and his pants fell off.

Lan Lingling was startled, and Emperor Yuanwu was shocked.

The two of them shouted in unison.

Shouting, Emperor Yuanwu shouted: "Lu Xing! Lu Xing!"

Eunuch Lu ran in in a hurry and almost fell over because of his panic.

Emperor Yuanwu pointed at Lan Lingling: "Take her away, take her away!"

Lan Lingling quit and said angrily: "Didn't I just take off your pants? Are you so stingy?"

Eunuch Lu, who was about to go up and take Lan Lingling away by force, accidentally fell over after hearing these words.

Emperor Yuanwu looked at the pool water that was only up to his knees, and then at the two bare legs when the breeze lifted his clothes. He covered his face in embarrassment: "You are a devil!"

Lan Lingling rolled up her sleeves and rushed forward to fight with him: "You man, how can you fall out of love faster than flipping through a book? Just now you hugged me and made a vow, but now I have become a devil! Then I will let you see , what is the real devil!"

Emperor Yuanwu lifted up his pants with force and retreated deeper into the pool: "What do you want to do?!"

Lan Lingling was reluctant to give up: "Take off your clothes! Otherwise, I will be scolded by you in vain!" After saying that, Lan Lingling took off her shoes, held up the hem of her skirt and walked into the pool.

Emperor Yuanwu raised his pants in panic and kept backing away.

Eunuch Lu, who was a loyal protector, finally got up after falling, grabbed Lan Lingling's waist, and pulled Lan Lingling into the house.

Lan Lingling was so angry that she punched and kicked: "Let me go!"

Eunuch Lu still firmly restrained her: "I won't let you go!"

Lan Lingling couldn't break free, so she simply stopped struggling.

She gritted her teeth and stared outside fiercely, vowing to let Ate see what a real devil was.

Emperor Yuanwu breathed a sigh of relief and immersed himself in the cold water until the heat on his body was slowly extinguished by the cold water.

He slapped himself twice before barely regaining his composure.

He pulled up his trousers and crawled out of the pool with a grimace, then returned to the hall to change clothes.

He shook his head as he walked: "This little mouse is really annoying. What should I do with her?"

Emperor Yuanwu came to the bedroom, took off his wet clothes, picked up the clothes on the shelf and prepared to change into them.

Just as he was taking off the clothes on the shelf, Lan Lingling, who was supposed to be restrained by Eunuch Lu, stood behind the shelf and stared at him angrily.

"Ah!" Emperor Yuanwu screamed in fright at the figure in the dim light. His scalp was numb and he was sweating profusely, but he didn't realize that he was naked.

Lan Lingling pushed away the shelf and approached him: "Chang Sun Ce, what do you mean? Do you hate me, or are you so burned that you are delirious?"

Before Emperor Yuanwu could react from his shock, he couldn't help but take a step back: "I...I don't hate you."

He was very used to this self-proclaimed name.

When you are nervous, you speak out unconsciously.

But a vindictive woman is as sharp as an eagle soaring in the sky, so she will not let go of this small difference.

Therefore, he became even more angry: "Me? Are you trying to show off to me? You said you had a fever, and I cared about you kindly, but you didn't know what was good and what was bad, and you called me a devil!"

"Zhizhi, calm down. I didn't mean that. Can you listen to my explanation?" Emperor Yuanwu kept backing up.

Lan Lingling nodded, but did not stop: "Explain it! Explain it now! I am not the kind of unreasonable woman, I need your explanation now, you say it, you say it!"

Emperor Yuanwu looked at her in anger and was confused. It was going well, but what went wrong in the middle to make this little mouse angry.

As he backed away, he made a move to calm down Lan Lingling, thinking about where to start explaining.

Just like that, he was retreating and suddenly bumped into something.

He looked down and saw Eunuch Lu who had been beaten to death with a black nose and swollen face.

It had been a while since he had seen his little mouse defeat Lu Xing, a master. While this discovery made him happy, he was also deeply worried about his situation.

Finally, he chose to stop struggling and accepted all the faults: "Although I don't know where I went wrong, it's my fault for making Zhizhi unhappy. Zhizhi, don't be angry. I apologize to you."

Unexpectedly, this sincere admission of mistake did not bring about forgiveness and relief from the little mouse with a smile on his face.

却把心爱的姑娘气得双眼通红，张牙舞爪地便向他扑来：“我看你就是欠揍！”

(End of this chapter)