Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 1211 I want to be your wife

Lu Mingyu and Chang Sun Tao rushed over, while Sima Xuanmo's hand was still in the mud.

The muddy water was very turbid, as thick as mud.

Lu Mingyu asked: "Is the exit in this mud?"

Sima Xuanmo shook his head: "No, not here."

Lu Mingyu asked doubtfully: "Then what did you pay for?"

Sima Xuanmo explained: "Yun Fei may have fallen in, I'm going to take him out."

Changsun Tao asked: "Where is the exit?"

Sima Xuanmo pointed to the quagmire not far away: "There was a deer jumping over just now. I was about to give up fishing for Yunfei and hunt the deer, but the deer suddenly disappeared, right at the foot of the big tree."

Lu Mingyu said: "Yunfei is really in this quagmire?"

Sima Xuanmo said: "Maybe it's not here, otherwise it would have been fished out long ago."

Lu Mingyu: "..."

How could he be related to her by blood if he was so stupid?
The big tree next to him revealed a corner of his clothes stained with mud, and Chang Sun Tao motioned for Lu Mingyu to look at it.

Lu Mingyu understood clearly that Yun Fei must have gotten up after falling, but he hid because he was too embarrassed.

So he resisted the urge to kick Sima Xuanmo and pulled Changsun Tao towards the fire.

Sima Xuanmo also noticed Yun Fei's clothes. He was too lazy to fish in the slippery mud and followed behind the couple while whistling.

But none of them noticed that Yun Fei was not actively hiding behind the tree at all, but was being pulled into the tree hole by an invisible suction force.

He had passed out, so he didn't make any sound at this moment, let alone struggle.

In just a moment, he was completely swallowed by the tree and disappeared without a trace.

Lu Mingyu grilled all the remaining fish, and several people woke up.

When Lan Lingling found that her face was covered with mud, she knew it was Sima Xuanmo who had done something wrong. She snatched Xie Yun's sword and was about to chop Sima Xuanmo into pieces.

As a result, Sima Xuanmo handed over a fish, and Lan Lingling immediately dropped her sword, hugged the fish and started to eat it.

After everyone had eaten, Lan Lingling held her belly and asked, "Huh? Where did the Northern Barbarian go?"

Sima Xuanmo said: "I just fell into the quagmire. I'm too embarrassed to show up. I guess I'm hiding somewhere!"

Lan Lingling didn't care about him, picked up the green fruit on the ground and asked, "What kind of fruit is this? How come you get drunk after eating it?"

Sima Xuanmo explained: "This is a green fruit grown in Izumo. Izumo people will extract anesthetics from it."

Lan Lingling said: "I'm not blind. I know this is a green fruit. Let me ask you what's its name?"

Sima Xuanmo said: "Green fruit."

Lan Lingling glared at him: "It's either green or green, whatever color you like is called whatever it is."

The two quarreled again over the name of the fruit.

Lu Mingyu simply packed up and headed to the place Sima Xuanmo mentioned with Chang Sun Tao.

Changsun Tao stopped her: "Don't step on it. Once you sink into this swamp, you won't be able to get out."

Lu Mingyu said: "I'll go over and take a look."

Changsun Tao nodded: "Be careful."

Lu Mingyu nodded, threw a rope around the branches of the towering tree, and swung over.

The thin clothes swayed in the wind, and the green leaves leaked through the sunlight, making her green clothes appear more transparent and moist, like a goddess falling from the sky.

She kicked on the tree and slowly descended.

But there was nothing strange about the place Sima Xuanmo mentioned.

Lu Mingyu returned to Changsun Tao and shook his head at him: "I didn't find it."

Changsun Tao said: "Maybe the exit will move, let's look for it again."

Everyone brought their things and came to the couple.

Xie Yun glanced around: "Why are you still missing Yun Fei?"

Sima Xuanmo replied casually: "Fuck him, it's important to find an exit."

Lu Mingyu, carrying Mingzhu and Huihui, and Changsun Tao each led a horse and walked at the front of the team.

The couple held swords and chopped through thorns and weeds to create a path.

Following the clues provided by Sima Xuanmo, everyone paid attention to the big trees, avoided the swamps, and walked in the dense forest.

However, everyone saw that Sima Xuanmo's enchanting figure had not yet returned to normal, and they were all a little wary of the vines wrapped around the big tree, so the team did not advance very fast.

After walking for about two hours, there was still no clue of the exit, so I had to stop and take a rest.

Chang Sun Tao thoughtfully placed the mat on the soft leaves and handed the water to Lu Mingyu: "Yan Yan, take a rest." Seeing that Lu Mingyu made no movement after taking the water, he sat down directly and pulled Lu Mingyu into his arms. Holding inside.

Lu Mingyu was also tired from walking and was too lazy to struggle. He leaned tiredly on Changsun Tao.

Nangong Suisui glanced at Xie Yun silently, and Xie Yun walked up to her obediently and put his head on her shoulder.

She sighed helplessly and patted Xie Yun's head.

Sima Xuanmo said angrily: "What are you looking at? Nanman girl! You want me to hug you? No way!"

Lan Lingling rolled her eyes: "I think too much."

Gu Nian opened her arms and ran towards Chang Sun Tao with a smile: "Nian'er wants to be hugged by father-in-law."

Changsun Tao pointed his finger between her eyebrows: "Don't come close, I already belong to someone else."

Gu Nian's mouth was flat: "But Nian'er is your daughter-in-law. Your daughter-in-law is so young, why can't you hold her in your arms?"

Changsun Tao said firmly: "No, I can only hug the empress, no one else can."

Gu Nian held her little hands angrily: "Liar, you said you only hugged the empress. Last time Nian'er saw you hugging sister Qianhui."

Changsun Tao said: "Next time I won't even hug her, I will only hug my wife."

Gu Nian turned her face away, and then stretched out her hand towards Sima Xuanmo with aggrievedness: "Uncle Sima, Nian'er will not be their daughter-in-law anymore. Nian'er will be your wife. Can you hug Nian'er?"

Sima Xuanmo was drinking water, and he just sprayed Lan Lingling in the face. He stammered: "Um... Well, Uncle Sima is already my aunt's son, and Uncle Sima has a wife."

Gu Nian pouted: "I don't care, I want to be Uncle Sima's wife."

Lan Lingling, who was about to give Sima Xuanmo a violent beating, lost her temper in an instant. She said with evil intentions: "Nian'er, when you get back, call Aunt Asui sister. If anyone asks why you call her sister, just call her sister." Said you are Sima Langtou’s little wife.”

Yao Niang hesitated to speak, but Gu Nian put her hands on her hips and said very ambitiously: "I would rather be a common man's wife than a noble man's concubine. I, Gu Nian, am a person with pursuits!"

Everyone laughed at her loud tone.

Lu Mingyu leaned in Changsun Tao's arms: "Zhaohua, do you think our Qianhui will be so smart when she grows up?"

Changsun Tao smiled and said: "Sambo will definitely follow you. She must be a smart and alert woman."

Lu Mingyu said: "Looking at these children now, I want to have another one."

Changsun Tao said quickly: "My little heart, please stop it! Three is enough. Master said that giving birth to children is not good for your health. I don't want you to suffer that kind of pain again."

Lu Mingyu joked: "If you become a great treasure in the future, you will definitely be in the Third Palace and the Sixth Courtyard. If I don't give birth to you, will I ask you to find another concubine to give birth to her?"

Changsun Tao said with a cold face: "I will take the sterilization medicine immediately and see who will bring in the concubine to procreate."

Lu Mingyu held his face: "I really admire you. You make me angry every time I make a joke."

Changsun Tao held her hand, put it to his lips and kissed her: "You can't make this joke casually. You know I'm yours and you can't run away."

Lu Mingyu quickly comforted him: "Okay, okay! Listen to your husband."

Only then did Chang Sun Tao laugh again: "Be good."

Lan Lingling rubbed her arms and sighed: "Everything is fine, why is there a gust of wind blowing?"

Gu Nian said in a sweet voice: "Alas, there are some shameless adults who do such shameful things in front of children. I am embarrassed to say that as a three-year-old child, I am really worried. "

Yao Niang said with a straight face: "You are neither big nor small. You don't know the dignity and inferiority. Why don't you apologize?"

Gu Nian earnestly blessed his body and said aggrievedly: "Your Highness, Madam, Nian'er is wrong. Nian'er will never laugh at you anymore."

As she spoke, she said angrily: "Mother is so bad! Your Highness always calls her a sweetheart. Mother has never called Nian'er that way. Nian'er is so pitiful."

The crowd laughed again.

Lu Mingyu felt that Gu Nian was cute more and more, and had already considered arranging a marriage between her and Dabao.

Changsun Tao saw her thoughts and said: "Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. Don't worry about it now. Let the children make their own choices! If the two children don't see each other in the future, won't they be harmed?"

Lu Mingyu came close to his arms again, and instantly changed into the posture of a little daughter: "It all depends on you, always let the children make their own choices, so that they can be as happy as us."

Chang Sun Tao gently ruffled her hair, with a gentle smile in the corners of his eyes that even he had not noticed.

Sima Xuanmo quickly kept their relationship pattern in mind, and he secretly swore that he would call Ah Sui a sweetheart when he returned!
Nangong Suisui became angrier as he watched. He pushed Xie Yun's head away hard, leaned against the tree, and opened the water bag angrily and took a big sip.

But suddenly, the tree she was leaning on seemed to have some kind of suction, sucking her in before she could react.

She only had time to say "ah".

With the "pop" of the kettle, she completely disappeared from the spot.

"A Sui!" Xie Yun reached out in panic, but missed.

He held the tree and looked left and right, but he couldn't find the reason for Nangong Suisui's disappearance.

Changsun Tao showed a clear look: "Sure enough, the exit will move. I'm afraid Yun Fei also fell into this trick."

Xie Yun couldn't hide his worry: "Zhaohua, do you have any other clues?"

(End of this chapter)