Be good, call me uncle
Chapter 1204 Who is that unlucky guy?
Chapter 1204 Who is that unlucky guy?
A few more days passed.
It’s mid-April, and the weather is getting hotter and hotter.
blue sea.
blue sky.
In the distance, a faintly undulating dark line can be seen.
Lan Lingling stood on the deck and looked at the scenery in the distance. She cheered: "I see land, I see land!"
Nangong Suisui's noodles were as delicious as vegetables: "I almost vomited to death, but it's finally here."
Sima Xuanmo poured a basin of ice water coldly: "Don't be too happy, Izumo is the weirdest place I have ever been to."
Lan Lingling wondered: "How does it compare to Southern Xinjiang?"
Sima Xuanmo said: "There are witchcraft in southern Xinjiang, but it is not so scary if you understand it, but Izumo has inherited many ancient secrets, which are completely beyond the scope of our understanding."
"Hidden skills, the best hermits are even better than the top killers in the Qin Dynasty; Yin Yang magic, it is said that it can drive away ghosts and catch demons; there are many other magic techniques that have been lost in the Great Qin, such as the human urn technique."
"By the way, there are thousands of demons and ghosts in Izumo, and in order to deal with these thousands of demons and ghosts, many gods were derived from the wishes of the people, so the people of Izumo are more pious than the people of Qin."
Lan Lingling frowned: "Are there really thousands of demons and hundreds of ghosts?"
Sima Xuanmo shrugged: "I don't know, I haven't seen it anyway. But there are indeed many phenomena that can only be explained by monsters."
Gu Nian hugged Sima Xuanmo's leg: "Uncle Sima, it's so scary! Nian'er is scared."
Sima Xuanmo comforted him: "Little girl, there is no need to worry. As long as the martial arts is high enough, all demons and ghosts will have to step aside. You let uncle go first."
Gu Nian looked around and saw that her mother was not staring at her, so she whispered: "Nian'er is still afraid, and she needs gold ingots to soothe her fearful heart."
Hearing this, Sima Xuanmo pointed at Gu Nian and warned fiercely: "Damn girl, don't push yourself too far! You're going to take off my pants! At such a young age, what do you need so much money for?"
Gu Nian's red face was embedded with a pair of big clear eyes, with long eyelashes like butterfly wings, blinking at Sima Xuanmo.
But in the next moment, she flattened her mouth, and then made a gesture to run towards Lu Mingyu.
But when he saw her stretching out her hands, there were crystal tears on her face at some point: "Mother, Uncle Sima, he bullied Nian'er, wuwu..."
Lu Mingyu, who was observing the situation with Chang Sun Tao, heard this, and her brows instantly twisted into a knot. Her eyes suddenly became sharp, and she swung it at Sima Xuanmo like a knife.
"Cousin, is this full of food? What does it mean to bully a baby?"
Sima Xuanmo showed his most common expression recently - shock, disbelief, confusion, grievance, anger, helplessness...
All kinds of emotions are mixed together.
"Ayu, don't be indiscriminate. How can I bully children? I'm obviously easy to bully, so this girl came to bully me."
Lu Mingyu raised his eyebrows: "I am indiscriminate? Huh?"
Chang Sun Tao glanced at Sima Xuanmo indifferently: "My cousin is full, so he is talking nonsense, Yan Yan, don't be upset, we just ignore him."
Gu Nian looked back and smiled triumphantly at Sima Xuanmo: "Uncle Sima, what the empress and your highness mean is that your stomach is full and you will not need to eat later."
Facing Gu Nian's threat, Sima Xuanmo gritted his teeth, but he dared not offend Lu Mingyu if he offended anyone. After all, it was related to his several meals a day, so he had to accept Gu Nian's blackmail.
He dug under his sleeve for a long time before taking out a piece of silver and hurriedly handed it to Gu Nian: "Take it! I don't know who will be so unlucky as to marry a money-grubber like you in the future!"
Gu Nian's childish cheeks were white and rosy, like a piece of the finest jade.
She arched her eyebrows and said with a smile: "Nian'er will marry a good man like my uncle and father when he grows up. Whoever is a good man will be unlucky!" Sima Xuanmo put his hands on his hips and said gloomily: "I must be a peerless good man, otherwise It won’t be so unlucky!”
Gu Nian put away the money and then reached out to hug Sima Xuanmo's leg.
Sima Xuanmo immediately took a few steps back to avoid the soft and waxy gold-swallowing beast.
Lu Mingyu took in everything, and she couldn't help laughing: "My cousin is really popular with children."
Changsun Tao gloated: "When the three little treasures grow up, we will prepare empty red envelopes and take them to visit my cousin during the holidays."
Lu Mingyu laughed so hard: "This is a bad idea, but I like it. I asked Lu Yi to make the red seal bigger."
Sima Xuanmo listened for a while, turned his head and asked curiously: "Red seal? What red seal?"
Lu Mingyu waved her hands quickly: "Nothing, we are discussing how to use the red seal to deceive a stupid and wealthy Tiehanhan."
Sima Xuanmo muttered: "I wonder who that unlucky guy is."
Xie Yun looked at Sima Xuanmo, who was stupid and wealthy, and was speechless.
Sima Xuanmo suddenly pointed at Nangong Suisui and said to Xie Yun: "Second brother, your brain is the only one you can rely on. You have to be careful."
"I suspect that the Tiehanhan that Ayu said is stupid and rich is your wife. Don't let this unscrupulous couple defraud you of all your money, otherwise your wife will not be able to make enough money no matter how much she earns."
Xie Yun silently looked at Sima Xuanmo who was very happy because he kindly reminded others, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
This guy seems to be incapable of doing anything but fighting.
Of course, including the brain.
"Pah!" Nangong Suisui's sword hilt slapped Sima Xuanmo on the head, "Who do you think has no brains?!"
A chill ran down Sima Xuanmo's spine, and he quickly pointed at Lan Lingling and said, "This Southern Barbarian girl has no brains."
Lan Lingling's eyes immediately shot towards him, ready to attack.
Gu Nian's voice sounded crisp: "Uncle Sima, you lied again. At such an old age, you are still full of lies. Nian'er is so disappointed in you!"
Sima Xuanmo's eyes widened: "Little brat, stop talking nonsense!"
Gu Nianli proved his innocence: "Nian'er is not talking nonsense. What Uncle Sima said to my cousin just now was clearly implying that my cousin has no brains. Not only that, you also said that the empress..."
Sima Xuanmo quickly covered Gu Nian's mouth, picked her up and carried her to the other end of the boat: "Nian'er must be bored, uncle will take you to play."
Lu Mingyu looked at his cousin's narrow-minded appearance and couldn't help but shake his head: "No wonder he and San Meng became close friends. Both of them have the same strange minds."
Changsun Tao said sadly: "Don't always pay attention to others. Could it be that I, your husband, can no longer attract your attention?"
Lu Mingyu looked up. The man's jade-like cheeks were a little darkened by the sun, but because of this, his face was a little more determined and full of masculinity.
This is a mature and reliable feeling, and you can let yourself sink/sink at any time.
How could you get tired of watching it?
This face will never get tired of you even for the rest of your life.
This person will always occupy the most important and prominent position in my heart.
Lu Mingyu couldn't help but joked: "You have indeed been neglected recently. I think you should adjust your status and be photographed behind Mingzhu!"
"Little liar, you are talking nonsense. I know that in your heart, I am always the most important, even more important than the three little treasures." Changsun Tao looked at her dotingly and stretched out his hand, "Yanyan, can you Are you willing to face the next challenge with me again?"
(End of this chapter)
A few more days passed.
It’s mid-April, and the weather is getting hotter and hotter.
blue sea.
blue sky.
In the distance, a faintly undulating dark line can be seen.
Lan Lingling stood on the deck and looked at the scenery in the distance. She cheered: "I see land, I see land!"
Nangong Suisui's noodles were as delicious as vegetables: "I almost vomited to death, but it's finally here."
Sima Xuanmo poured a basin of ice water coldly: "Don't be too happy, Izumo is the weirdest place I have ever been to."
Lan Lingling wondered: "How does it compare to Southern Xinjiang?"
Sima Xuanmo said: "There are witchcraft in southern Xinjiang, but it is not so scary if you understand it, but Izumo has inherited many ancient secrets, which are completely beyond the scope of our understanding."
"Hidden skills, the best hermits are even better than the top killers in the Qin Dynasty; Yin Yang magic, it is said that it can drive away ghosts and catch demons; there are many other magic techniques that have been lost in the Great Qin, such as the human urn technique."
"By the way, there are thousands of demons and ghosts in Izumo, and in order to deal with these thousands of demons and ghosts, many gods were derived from the wishes of the people, so the people of Izumo are more pious than the people of Qin."
Lan Lingling frowned: "Are there really thousands of demons and hundreds of ghosts?"
Sima Xuanmo shrugged: "I don't know, I haven't seen it anyway. But there are indeed many phenomena that can only be explained by monsters."
Gu Nian hugged Sima Xuanmo's leg: "Uncle Sima, it's so scary! Nian'er is scared."
Sima Xuanmo comforted him: "Little girl, there is no need to worry. As long as the martial arts is high enough, all demons and ghosts will have to step aside. You let uncle go first."
Gu Nian looked around and saw that her mother was not staring at her, so she whispered: "Nian'er is still afraid, and she needs gold ingots to soothe her fearful heart."
Hearing this, Sima Xuanmo pointed at Gu Nian and warned fiercely: "Damn girl, don't push yourself too far! You're going to take off my pants! At such a young age, what do you need so much money for?"
Gu Nian's red face was embedded with a pair of big clear eyes, with long eyelashes like butterfly wings, blinking at Sima Xuanmo.
But in the next moment, she flattened her mouth, and then made a gesture to run towards Lu Mingyu.
But when he saw her stretching out her hands, there were crystal tears on her face at some point: "Mother, Uncle Sima, he bullied Nian'er, wuwu..."
Lu Mingyu, who was observing the situation with Chang Sun Tao, heard this, and her brows instantly twisted into a knot. Her eyes suddenly became sharp, and she swung it at Sima Xuanmo like a knife.
"Cousin, is this full of food? What does it mean to bully a baby?"
Sima Xuanmo showed his most common expression recently - shock, disbelief, confusion, grievance, anger, helplessness...
All kinds of emotions are mixed together.
"Ayu, don't be indiscriminate. How can I bully children? I'm obviously easy to bully, so this girl came to bully me."
Lu Mingyu raised his eyebrows: "I am indiscriminate? Huh?"
Chang Sun Tao glanced at Sima Xuanmo indifferently: "My cousin is full, so he is talking nonsense, Yan Yan, don't be upset, we just ignore him."
Gu Nian looked back and smiled triumphantly at Sima Xuanmo: "Uncle Sima, what the empress and your highness mean is that your stomach is full and you will not need to eat later."
Facing Gu Nian's threat, Sima Xuanmo gritted his teeth, but he dared not offend Lu Mingyu if he offended anyone. After all, it was related to his several meals a day, so he had to accept Gu Nian's blackmail.
He dug under his sleeve for a long time before taking out a piece of silver and hurriedly handed it to Gu Nian: "Take it! I don't know who will be so unlucky as to marry a money-grubber like you in the future!"
Gu Nian's childish cheeks were white and rosy, like a piece of the finest jade.
She arched her eyebrows and said with a smile: "Nian'er will marry a good man like my uncle and father when he grows up. Whoever is a good man will be unlucky!" Sima Xuanmo put his hands on his hips and said gloomily: "I must be a peerless good man, otherwise It won’t be so unlucky!”
Gu Nian put away the money and then reached out to hug Sima Xuanmo's leg.
Sima Xuanmo immediately took a few steps back to avoid the soft and waxy gold-swallowing beast.
Lu Mingyu took in everything, and she couldn't help laughing: "My cousin is really popular with children."
Changsun Tao gloated: "When the three little treasures grow up, we will prepare empty red envelopes and take them to visit my cousin during the holidays."
Lu Mingyu laughed so hard: "This is a bad idea, but I like it. I asked Lu Yi to make the red seal bigger."
Sima Xuanmo listened for a while, turned his head and asked curiously: "Red seal? What red seal?"
Lu Mingyu waved her hands quickly: "Nothing, we are discussing how to use the red seal to deceive a stupid and wealthy Tiehanhan."
Sima Xuanmo muttered: "I wonder who that unlucky guy is."
Xie Yun looked at Sima Xuanmo, who was stupid and wealthy, and was speechless.
Sima Xuanmo suddenly pointed at Nangong Suisui and said to Xie Yun: "Second brother, your brain is the only one you can rely on. You have to be careful."
"I suspect that the Tiehanhan that Ayu said is stupid and rich is your wife. Don't let this unscrupulous couple defraud you of all your money, otherwise your wife will not be able to make enough money no matter how much she earns."
Xie Yun silently looked at Sima Xuanmo who was very happy because he kindly reminded others, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
This guy seems to be incapable of doing anything but fighting.
Of course, including the brain.
"Pah!" Nangong Suisui's sword hilt slapped Sima Xuanmo on the head, "Who do you think has no brains?!"
A chill ran down Sima Xuanmo's spine, and he quickly pointed at Lan Lingling and said, "This Southern Barbarian girl has no brains."
Lan Lingling's eyes immediately shot towards him, ready to attack.
Gu Nian's voice sounded crisp: "Uncle Sima, you lied again. At such an old age, you are still full of lies. Nian'er is so disappointed in you!"
Sima Xuanmo's eyes widened: "Little brat, stop talking nonsense!"
Gu Nianli proved his innocence: "Nian'er is not talking nonsense. What Uncle Sima said to my cousin just now was clearly implying that my cousin has no brains. Not only that, you also said that the empress..."
Sima Xuanmo quickly covered Gu Nian's mouth, picked her up and carried her to the other end of the boat: "Nian'er must be bored, uncle will take you to play."
Lu Mingyu looked at his cousin's narrow-minded appearance and couldn't help but shake his head: "No wonder he and San Meng became close friends. Both of them have the same strange minds."
Changsun Tao said sadly: "Don't always pay attention to others. Could it be that I, your husband, can no longer attract your attention?"
Lu Mingyu looked up. The man's jade-like cheeks were a little darkened by the sun, but because of this, his face was a little more determined and full of masculinity.
This is a mature and reliable feeling, and you can let yourself sink/sink at any time.
How could you get tired of watching it?
This face will never get tired of you even for the rest of your life.
This person will always occupy the most important and prominent position in my heart.
Lu Mingyu couldn't help but joked: "You have indeed been neglected recently. I think you should adjust your status and be photographed behind Mingzhu!"
"Little liar, you are talking nonsense. I know that in your heart, I am always the most important, even more important than the three little treasures." Changsun Tao looked at her dotingly and stretched out his hand, "Yanyan, can you Are you willing to face the next challenge with me again?"
(End of this chapter)
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