Be good, call me uncle
Chapter 1181 Uncle Stupid
Chapter 1181 Uncle Stupid
Sima Xuanmo rubbed her head: "Little brat, what do you know?"
Gu Nian held his hands angrily and pouted with his red mouth: "Nian'er understands! My uncle and father also said that children grow up watching the backs of adults. Children will learn what adults do."
"So adults must set an example for their children. Uncle Sima, if you do such an irresponsible thing in front of Nian'er, you will teach Nian'er a bad lesson."
"Every time my uncle and dad come back from duty, he will help my mother with housework. He tells Nian'er that every woman deserves to be respected and cared for. Nian'er must marry a man like him in the future."
"Uncle Sima, you are so lazy, how did you get a wife?"
Sima Xuanmo argued incoherently: "It's not because of my damn charm!"
Gu Nian suddenly laughed out loud: "If Uncle Sima is so charming, why don't you get married until you are a grandfather?"
Sima Xuanmo gritted his teeth: "You bastard, does your mother know that you are so sharp-tongued?"
Gu Nian stretched out his hand: "Whether mother knows it or not, the money still has to be given. Uncle Sima just said that as long as Nian'er can let the mother cook, he will give the money to Nian'er. Where is the money? Does Uncle Sima want to default on the bill?"
Sima Xuanmo took out the silver and handed it to her, eyes widened: "Are you really only three years old?"
Gu Nianzhu pointed her round little finger to her head: "My mother said that wisdom has nothing to do with age. If age means wisdom, how come Uncle Sima can't even speak to me, a child like me?"
Sima Xuanmo pointed at her: "Be careful, I'll slap you!"
Gu Nian stuck out his tongue: "Idiot Uncle Sima."
Sima Xuanmo grabbed her hand, held her in his arms, and pretended to spank her.
Yao Niang happened to come out to look for Gu Nian. She saw this scene and asked, "What are you doing?"
Sima Xuanmo raised his hands in embarrassment and said truthfully: "Nian'er's mouth is too vicious. I can't talk to her. I want to teach her a lesson."
Yao Niang: "..."
Sima Xuanmo quickly changed his words: "It's just a joke!"
Gu Nian cooperated and said: "Mother, it's Nian'er who is not good. She wants to ride on Uncle Sima's shoulders. Uncle Sima doesn't want to, so he wants to teach Nian'er a lesson."
Si Ma
After saying that, Sima Xuanmo lifted Gu Nian onto his shoulders and sat down.
Gu Nian put away the money, pinched Sima Xuanmo's ears with both hands, and chuckled.
Yao Niang bowed and apologized sheepishly: "Your Majesty, Nian'er has caused you trouble."
Sima Xuanmo waved his hand quickly: "It's okay, I am very generous."
Lan Lingling, who was hiding aside and peeking, showed envious eyes, wondering why this child is so lovable?Will her and Ate's child be so cute?
Thinking about it, she sighed in frustration.
She also wanted to have a child with A Ce, but A Ce didn't want to!
in the small hall.
Lu Mingyu's cooking skills were really good, and everyone enjoyed the meal.
It seems that I have been surrounded by these people for a while.
Although noisy and noisy are inevitable, everyone is each other's partner in helping each other.
Even if life is filled with a lot of helplessness, it is not all sweetness. However, thankfully, there are still a group of friends who are sincere and sincere to accompany you and taste the ups and downs of life together.
No matter it is good times or bad times, as long as you have someone to accompany you, the long journey will not be so lonely.
A few days later, the boat sailed out of the river, into the vast sea, and followed the route drawn on the map to the mysterious Izumo.While the Ministry of Rites was busy preparing for the funeral of the Queen Mother and Yu Zhen, Emperor Yuanwu, dressed in regular clothes, knocked on the door of Prince Shen's Mansion.
Most of the available servants in the mansion have left, leaving only some servants brought out by Chang Sun Yi from the palace. They have nowhere to go and can only rely on their master.
The old eunuch opened the door for Emperor Yuanwu tremblingly. When he saw Emperor Yuanwu's face, he was so frightened that he fell to his knees.
Emperor Yuanwu waved his hand: "Get up and take me to see King Shen."
The old eunuch led the way, and Emperor Yuanwu and Eunuch Lu followed behind.
The yard has not been taken care of for a long time, and the grass grows taller than the flowers.
Green vines climbed up the rockery, covering the former Prince's Mansion in green.
The lotus leaves and duckweeds in the pond also grow randomly.
The courtyard, which used to be unparalleled in scenery, now looks like this.
Emperor Yuanwu couldn't help but sigh.
Passing through the weeping willows lying on the ground, Emperor Yuanwu saw the drunk Changsun Yi in the pavilion.
"Big brother."
Emperor Yuanwu shouted expressionlessly.
When the drunken Changsun Yi heard the sound, he did not stand up to salute. Instead, he picked up the wine jar and smiled at Emperor Yuanwu: "Your Majesty is here! Come and drink!"
Emperor Yuanwu walked over, picked up Changsun Yi's shirt, and threw him directly into the pond next to him.
Changsun Yi fluttered a few times, and most of his drunkenness dissipated. When he saw the people in the pavilion clearly, he saluted in surprise: "Why are you here, Your Majesty?"
Emperor Yuanwu lifted up his clothes and sat down: "Are you sober? Come up and talk to me when you wake up."
Changsun Yi wiped the water on his face and climbed up to the pavilion on his hands and feet.
Looking at his brother who used to be both civilized and military, but now in such a state of decline, Emperor Yuanwu felt sad for a while, but his chest was also filled with anger that he hated iron for not being able to become steel.
"Sit down!" Facing Changsun Yi who looked like a drowned rat next to him, his voice was very cold.
Changsun Yi was still drunk and sat next to Emperor Yuanwu with a blank look on his face.
Emperor Yuanwu asked him: "Do you know that it is a period of national mourning? Even if the deceased person is not your biological mother, she is still the queen mother of a country. As a prince, you are drunk at this time. Do you still look like a prince? ?”
Changsun Yi smiled bitterly, had he ever imagined such a life?
He doesn't want to!
But from the moment he was deposed, he knew that he was no different from a useless person, and he would only be a useless person imprisoned in the capital and not allowed to go out for the rest of his life!
Without numbing himself with alcohol, how could he forget his past glory and accept his current abjection?
He twitched the corners of his lips and asked, "Your Majesty, what do you think I should look like?"
Emperor Yuanwu looked at him and said with a sad face: "In my heart, I have never forgotten that high-spirited elder brother. I am really disappointed to see you like this."
"My eldest grandson's family is the most noble in the world, above all other people, but you are a coward who can't even bear failure!"
Changsun Yi did not dare to look at Emperor Yuanwu, but he still said confidently: "Then your Majesty, tell me, how should I accept the failure of a successful king and a defeated enemy?"
How proud and proud he once was, now he is so embarrassed.
How should he accept it?
(End of this chapter)
Sima Xuanmo rubbed her head: "Little brat, what do you know?"
Gu Nian held his hands angrily and pouted with his red mouth: "Nian'er understands! My uncle and father also said that children grow up watching the backs of adults. Children will learn what adults do."
"So adults must set an example for their children. Uncle Sima, if you do such an irresponsible thing in front of Nian'er, you will teach Nian'er a bad lesson."
"Every time my uncle and dad come back from duty, he will help my mother with housework. He tells Nian'er that every woman deserves to be respected and cared for. Nian'er must marry a man like him in the future."
"Uncle Sima, you are so lazy, how did you get a wife?"
Sima Xuanmo argued incoherently: "It's not because of my damn charm!"
Gu Nian suddenly laughed out loud: "If Uncle Sima is so charming, why don't you get married until you are a grandfather?"
Sima Xuanmo gritted his teeth: "You bastard, does your mother know that you are so sharp-tongued?"
Gu Nian stretched out his hand: "Whether mother knows it or not, the money still has to be given. Uncle Sima just said that as long as Nian'er can let the mother cook, he will give the money to Nian'er. Where is the money? Does Uncle Sima want to default on the bill?"
Sima Xuanmo took out the silver and handed it to her, eyes widened: "Are you really only three years old?"
Gu Nianzhu pointed her round little finger to her head: "My mother said that wisdom has nothing to do with age. If age means wisdom, how come Uncle Sima can't even speak to me, a child like me?"
Sima Xuanmo pointed at her: "Be careful, I'll slap you!"
Gu Nian stuck out his tongue: "Idiot Uncle Sima."
Sima Xuanmo grabbed her hand, held her in his arms, and pretended to spank her.
Yao Niang happened to come out to look for Gu Nian. She saw this scene and asked, "What are you doing?"
Sima Xuanmo raised his hands in embarrassment and said truthfully: "Nian'er's mouth is too vicious. I can't talk to her. I want to teach her a lesson."
Yao Niang: "..."
Sima Xuanmo quickly changed his words: "It's just a joke!"
Gu Nian cooperated and said: "Mother, it's Nian'er who is not good. She wants to ride on Uncle Sima's shoulders. Uncle Sima doesn't want to, so he wants to teach Nian'er a lesson."
Si Ma
After saying that, Sima Xuanmo lifted Gu Nian onto his shoulders and sat down.
Gu Nian put away the money, pinched Sima Xuanmo's ears with both hands, and chuckled.
Yao Niang bowed and apologized sheepishly: "Your Majesty, Nian'er has caused you trouble."
Sima Xuanmo waved his hand quickly: "It's okay, I am very generous."
Lan Lingling, who was hiding aside and peeking, showed envious eyes, wondering why this child is so lovable?Will her and Ate's child be so cute?
Thinking about it, she sighed in frustration.
She also wanted to have a child with A Ce, but A Ce didn't want to!
in the small hall.
Lu Mingyu's cooking skills were really good, and everyone enjoyed the meal.
It seems that I have been surrounded by these people for a while.
Although noisy and noisy are inevitable, everyone is each other's partner in helping each other.
Even if life is filled with a lot of helplessness, it is not all sweetness. However, thankfully, there are still a group of friends who are sincere and sincere to accompany you and taste the ups and downs of life together.
No matter it is good times or bad times, as long as you have someone to accompany you, the long journey will not be so lonely.
A few days later, the boat sailed out of the river, into the vast sea, and followed the route drawn on the map to the mysterious Izumo.While the Ministry of Rites was busy preparing for the funeral of the Queen Mother and Yu Zhen, Emperor Yuanwu, dressed in regular clothes, knocked on the door of Prince Shen's Mansion.
Most of the available servants in the mansion have left, leaving only some servants brought out by Chang Sun Yi from the palace. They have nowhere to go and can only rely on their master.
The old eunuch opened the door for Emperor Yuanwu tremblingly. When he saw Emperor Yuanwu's face, he was so frightened that he fell to his knees.
Emperor Yuanwu waved his hand: "Get up and take me to see King Shen."
The old eunuch led the way, and Emperor Yuanwu and Eunuch Lu followed behind.
The yard has not been taken care of for a long time, and the grass grows taller than the flowers.
Green vines climbed up the rockery, covering the former Prince's Mansion in green.
The lotus leaves and duckweeds in the pond also grow randomly.
The courtyard, which used to be unparalleled in scenery, now looks like this.
Emperor Yuanwu couldn't help but sigh.
Passing through the weeping willows lying on the ground, Emperor Yuanwu saw the drunk Changsun Yi in the pavilion.
"Big brother."
Emperor Yuanwu shouted expressionlessly.
When the drunken Changsun Yi heard the sound, he did not stand up to salute. Instead, he picked up the wine jar and smiled at Emperor Yuanwu: "Your Majesty is here! Come and drink!"
Emperor Yuanwu walked over, picked up Changsun Yi's shirt, and threw him directly into the pond next to him.
Changsun Yi fluttered a few times, and most of his drunkenness dissipated. When he saw the people in the pavilion clearly, he saluted in surprise: "Why are you here, Your Majesty?"
Emperor Yuanwu lifted up his clothes and sat down: "Are you sober? Come up and talk to me when you wake up."
Changsun Yi wiped the water on his face and climbed up to the pavilion on his hands and feet.
Looking at his brother who used to be both civilized and military, but now in such a state of decline, Emperor Yuanwu felt sad for a while, but his chest was also filled with anger that he hated iron for not being able to become steel.
"Sit down!" Facing Changsun Yi who looked like a drowned rat next to him, his voice was very cold.
Changsun Yi was still drunk and sat next to Emperor Yuanwu with a blank look on his face.
Emperor Yuanwu asked him: "Do you know that it is a period of national mourning? Even if the deceased person is not your biological mother, she is still the queen mother of a country. As a prince, you are drunk at this time. Do you still look like a prince? ?”
Changsun Yi smiled bitterly, had he ever imagined such a life?
He doesn't want to!
But from the moment he was deposed, he knew that he was no different from a useless person, and he would only be a useless person imprisoned in the capital and not allowed to go out for the rest of his life!
Without numbing himself with alcohol, how could he forget his past glory and accept his current abjection?
He twitched the corners of his lips and asked, "Your Majesty, what do you think I should look like?"
Emperor Yuanwu looked at him and said with a sad face: "In my heart, I have never forgotten that high-spirited elder brother. I am really disappointed to see you like this."
"My eldest grandson's family is the most noble in the world, above all other people, but you are a coward who can't even bear failure!"
Changsun Yi did not dare to look at Emperor Yuanwu, but he still said confidently: "Then your Majesty, tell me, how should I accept the failure of a successful king and a defeated enemy?"
How proud and proud he once was, now he is so embarrassed.
How should he accept it?
(End of this chapter)
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