Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 1121 Everyone is weird
Emperor Yuanwu frowned in confusion: "Human? Who?"

Lan Lingling said: "That villain Xiao Guifei almost killed me. I just wanted to put a poison on her, causing her to vomit and have diarrhea and die."

"It's a pity that I couldn't find where Leng Gong was, so I went to your mother and Yuzhen's place by mistake. I saw a very strange person. He didn't feel like a palace guard. He couldn't be a bad guy. He wanted to instigate Are they doing bad things?"

Emperor Yuanwu frowned: "Are you sure? I'm keeping a close watch on the Queen Mother's side. If there is anything unusual, I should receive news here."

Lan Lingling said: "I'm not sure, but I just feel a little strange. That person feels a bit like your third brother King Wu."

Emperor Yuanwu said with certainty: "The third brother is still in the prison, it can't be him."

Lan Lingling said: "I don't know who it is anyway. Be careful and don't trust your guards too much. Emperor Shitian's people are very cunning. They are all-pervasive. If your mother and the others are instigated to harm you again, they won't alright."

Emperor Yuanwu nodded solemnly, and then said: "Zhizhi, don't worry, I will pay attention."

Lan Lingling said: "My feet are numb, I have to go out and do some exercise."

Emperor Yuanwu held her little finger: "What should I do before going out?"

Lan Lingling said: "What should I do?"

Emperor Yuanwu suddenly held her face and put his lips towards her.

Lan Lingling was startled and ran away subconsciously, but pushed Emperor Yuanwu out.

She was worried that Emperor Yuanwu would bump into the chair, so she quickly reached out to pull it.

Emperor Yuanwu smiled slyly, pulled her into his arms, and the two of them rolled out from under the table, right to Eunuch Lu's feet.

Eunuch Lu quickly covered his eyes: "Oh, I really can't see, I can't see!"

Lan Lingling stood up, patted her skirt, reached out to pluck Eunuch Lu's eyebrows, and said with a smile, "It's been a while, but your eyebrows have grown again."

Eunuch Lu slapped her hand away angrily: "Nothing big or small, neither light nor heavy, don't understand the rules, barbaric!"

Lan Lingling ignored Eunuch Lu's ridicule and continued to reach out to pluck his eyebrows.

Eunuch Lu looked at Emperor Yuanwu with a bitter face: "Your Majesty, can you take care of this little ancestor?"

Emperor Yuanwu grabbed Lan Lingling's collar and pulled her to his side: "Zhizhi, Lu Xing is my friend, don't bully him."

Lan Lingling lost interest: "Oh."

Lu Xing looked at Emperor Yuanwu, but his eyes were moist.

Eunuchs like them, who have no roots and no dust, are the most despicable existences in the world. They are worse than the three religions and the nine streams. How can they be friends with their masters?

Perhaps this was just a casual remark made by Emperor Yuanwu, but to Lu Xing's ears, it was as heavy as a stone.

He didn't expect that he would get such a sentence, saying that he would have no regrets in this life or death.

Lan Lingling looked at the tearful Eunuch Lu and frowned: "What's your expression? Could it be that you have fallen in love with my A Ce? No, no, I won't work with you."

Emperor Yuanwu pinched his eyebrows: "Zhizhi, if you can't speak, why don't you stop talking? You talk nonsense, be careful to scare others."

Lan Lingling curled her lips, snorted coldly, and turned her head to the side: "If you don't say it, don't say it!"

Emperor Yuanwu saw that Lan Lingling was angry and gave Eunuch Lu a wink. Eunuch Lu immediately understood and stepped back gently.

When there was no one in the hall, he said in a low voice: "Hey Zhizhi, don't be upset, I was just joking with you." Lan Lingling suddenly smiled and said: "I was joking with you too, I'm not that stingy."

Emperor Yuanwu held her hands tightly: "Zhizhi, can you stay tonight?"

Lan Lingling shook her head: "No, I promised my uncle and concubine before I came that I must go back on the fourth watch."

Emperor Yuanwu glanced at Luo Ji and said, "It's almost the fourth day now. It will definitely be too late to go out. If not..."

Lan Lingling jumped up in fright: "Is it already the fourth watch? Then I'm leaving."

After saying that, without waiting for Emperor Yuanwu's reaction, Lan Lingling opened the window and jumped out.

Emperor Yuanwu stared blankly at her leaving back, and suddenly slapped his mouth several times: "It's all your fault for your troublesome mouth! Why do you have to remind her! Why do you have to remind her!"

After Lan Lingling left, Eunuch Lu came in softly: "Your Majesty, please take a rest. We have to attend the morning court later."

Emperor Yuanwu looked at the memorial on the desk and said with some helplessness: "I will have to die sooner or later!"

Eunuch Lu quickly knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, please don't say such things!"

Emperor Yuanwu said: "You're just kidding, don't take it so seriously, get up quickly."

Eunuch Lu walked over, closed the window, returned to Emperor Yuanwu, and cautiously advised: "Your Majesty, there are many people in the palace, and I think it would be better for you to see Miss Lingling less often. If you are discovered by the old officials in the court, you will point out Maybe I’ll have to jump on my feet again, and then won’t it be Miss Lingling who will be offended?”

Emperor Yuanwu said: "One day without seeing her is like three autumns. I miss her so much that I feel thirsty and crazy. I can't help myself! I am happy that she came to see me."

Eunuch Lu said: "I am also worried that the old ministers will scream and you will have a headache."

Emperor Yuanwu said: "That's all, I will try my best to exercise restraint next time."

Eunuch Lu nodded lightly: "Your Majesty, go back to Zichen Palace now. I'm afraid it will start again soon. You can rest in the back hall here! I will guard you."

Emperor Yuanwu looked at Eunuch Lu, who had a few hairs on his temples, and suddenly sighed: "You have been with me since I was two years old, watching me grow up little by little, and now you have accompanied me through countless... Regarding government affairs, Lu Xing, I have been thanking you for your hard work."

Eunuch Lu was startled. Once his master said something like this, he would be flattered, but if he said it twice, he would inevitably become suspicious.

Why is the master so weird tonight?

In fact, Emperor Yuanwu wanted to leave everything behind and travel around the world with Lan Lingling, but he kept it a secret.

Of so many close people, only Lu Mingyu and his wife knew about it. Even Eunuch Lu, who was by his side day and night, didn't know about it. Even Lu Mingyong didn't hear about it.

After meeting Lan Lingling today, Emperor Yuanwu became more and more impatient. He wanted to leave all these things behind as soon as possible and go to the remote southern Xinjiang to have a baby with Zhizhi.

That's why he felt so sad when he saw Eunuch Lu, the person who had taken care of him all his life, and couldn't help but say some words of gratitude and reluctance.

Seeing Eunuch Lu in a daze, Emperor Yuanwu also felt that he had said too much.

He chuckled lightly and said, "Why are you so weird tonight? What are you thinking about?"

Eunuch Lu lowered his head: "After listening to your majesty's words, this servant couldn't help but think of the past. I was distracted for a moment. Please forgive me."

Emperor Yuanwu said: "I haven't slept in the middle of the night. Isn't it a good time to think about some past events? I don't blame you."

Eunuch Lu nodded: "Thank you, Your Majesty."

(End of this chapter)