Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 1119 She said, I miss you so much.

Before Emperor Yuanwu could see the figure who was thinking about it, his vision went dark, and he was hit dizzy by Lan Lingling who jumped down from the beam.

Emperor Yuanwu was hit so hard that he rolled off the chair and felt that his bones were falling apart. He grinned in pain and couldn't move for a while: "Zhizhi, you jump down to say hello, you are going to kill me."

Lan Lingling rode on Emperor Yuanwu's waist and took out the cake in her hand: "Fortunately, luckily it didn't break."

Emperor Yuanwu made a grimace: "My tail vertebrae is about to be broken, tail vertebrae!"

Lan Lingling stuffed the cake into her mouth, chewed it for a while, and then said: "It's been a long time since I last saw you. Why are you as weak as a chicken? Is this the origin of a weak chicken?"

Emperor Yuanwu used his palm to block the debris sprayed out when Lan Lingling spoke, and said helplessly: "Can you get up from me first?"

Lan Lingling shook her head: "No, your waist is easier to sit on. Let me sit for a while."

Emperor Yuanwu endured the ubiquitous debris while listening to Lan Lingling's chirping voice, feeling quite hopeless.

Seeing that Lan Lingling hadn't finished eating for a while, he reluctantly reminded: "Zhizhi, don't just ride on a man."

Lan Lingling said nonchalantly: "You are not just anyone, you are my man, what's wrong with me riding on you? Didn't I see you for a while, and you forgot about me? You are a coward!"

Emperor Yuanwu was so moved by the words "my man" that he couldn't help softening his voice: "That beggar has a big heart."

Lan Lingling immediately said: "No, you are not worthy of being a radish. You can eat radishes/you can't."

Her buttocks moved around, not restless at all.

Emperor Yuanwu begged: "I beg you, can you get up?"

Lan Lingling shook her head: "I don't want to get up."

Emperor Yuanwu's Adam's apple rolled faster and faster, as if he was trying his best to restrain something.

But Lan Lingling couldn't get up, and he had no choice but to tilt his head and bite his lip hard.

Lan Lingling leaned over to straighten his face and asked doubtfully: "Do you have a stomachache?"

Emperor Yuanwu was having trouble breathing: "My stomach doesn't hurt, I just feel a little uncomfortable."

Lan Lingling opened her eyes wide: "Do you feel uncomfortable? Where do you feel uncomfortable?"

Emperor Yuanwu said: "It's uncomfortable to bear it, and it's uncomfortable to hold it back."

Lan Lingling jumped up quickly: "So you want to go Gong! You should have told me earlier! Go quickly and come back and continue to ride for me."

Emperor Yuanwu sat up, but he was afraid that Lan Lingling would see his embarrassment, so he slowly shrank to the chair and lowered his head against the chair.

Lan Lingling finally put all the cakes into her mouth. She clapped her hands, leaned over and asked, "Don't you want to pay tribute? Why don't you go? Are you shy?"

Emperor Yuanwu murmured: "I don't want to go out of my way."

Lan Lingling leaned on the royal table, picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea. She looked at Emperor Yuanwu who was huddled and squatting next to the chair, and suddenly opened her eyes wide: "You, you, you... you actually... my Oh my God!”

Emperor Yuanwu was shocked. He subconsciously closed his legs and squeezed himself tighter: "I, I, I...what's wrong with me?"

Lan Lingling stood up and walked around Emperor Yuanwu to look and smell.

Emperor Yuanwu huddled up and looked at her in horror.

Lan Lingling slapped Emperor Yuanwu on the shoulder, scaring Emperor Yuanwu to death.

Looking at the frightened Emperor Yuanwu, Lan Lingling asked: "You... peed your pants?"

Emperor Yuanwu shook his head suddenly: "No, no."

Lan Lingling rolled her eyes: "Then why did you curl yourself up into a ball?" Emperor Yuanwu felt hot in his ears: "You just sat on my stomach, and I felt a little pain."

Lan Lingling said disgustedly: "Weak chicken! I haven't seen him so weak in a few days!"

Emperor Yuanwu said: "Zhizhi, we haven't seen each other for nearly a month. Has your skill recovered? Why do you want to come see me today?"

Lan Lingling said: "You are really stupid. What I lost was the Gu skill and not the lightness skill. I want to see you and I can come at any time!"

Emperor Yuanwu curled his lips: "Then why did you come just now? It makes me think about it day and night, and worry about it."

Lan Lingling sat next to him, leaned on his arm, took out a cloth bag from her arms, untied the string at the mouth of the bag, and put the bag in front of his eyes.

Lan Lingling smiled and said: "Because I am busy saving our expenses! This little money is enough for us to buy a big yard in southern Xinjiang."

Hearing this, Emperor Yuanwu's eyes instantly softened, and he rested his head on Lan Lingling's head: "I also have a lot of money in my private treasury, why are you working so hard?"

Lan Lingling hugged his arm and said with a smile: "When you die, the money in your private treasury will be divided among your concubines. If I abduct you, I will naturally be responsible for earning money to support you. you."

Emperor Yuanwu was happy in his heart, the corners of his lips raised, but his mouth said stubbornly: "I can make money too!"

Lan Lingling retorted: "You make money? Are you going to the dock to carry sacks, or are you going to help others plow their fields? How do you make money?"

Emperor Yuanwu said angrily: "Don't look at me like this, I can definitely chop wood!"

Lan Lingling glanced at him suspiciously. Seeing that he was a little angry, she could only coax him: "I know it's no problem for you to chop wood, but how can I let you chop wood? From now on, we will swindle in the world together. Follow my instructions." Talent will definitely not make you hungry.”

Emperor Yuanwu said: "You want me to do bad things with you?"

Lan Lingling shook her head: "How can you say that? It's called doing one good deed a day to rob the poor and give to the rich."

Emperor Yuanwu said dullly: "Robbing the rich and giving to the poor."

Lan Lingling waved her hand: "It's not important, as long as you understand what I mean."

Seeing that Emperor Yuanwu was still looking unhappy, Lan Lingling put the money away, suddenly approached him, kissed his cheek gently, and then ran away like a dragonfly touching water.

"I want to run away!" Emperor Yuanwu was startled, then he reacted and grabbed her by the collar, grabbed her into his arms and hugged her arbitrarily, and then kissed her hard.

Finally, he gasped: "You can't run away."

Lan Lingling covered her face and chuckled.

Emperor Yuanwu didn't understand: "What are you laughing at? What's so funny?"

Lan Lingling was still laughing: "I think what we did just now was so shameful!"

Emperor Yuanwu frowned: "You think I am embarrassed!"

Lan Lingling held his cheeks: "How can I bear to dislike you?"

Emperor Yuanwu gently held her in his arms: "Zhizhi, I miss you so much."

Lan Lingling also stretched out her arms to hug him, her nose felt sore, and she choked: "Ace, I miss you too!"

"In Taishu's Mansion, King Xingyang hangs around Dong Sui all day long. His Highness Taishu only has eyes for Taishu and Concubine. Even the old man Xiao Baili has someone he likes and misses."

"But it's harder for me to see you than to reach the sky. You don't know how much I miss you. I miss you when I sleep, I miss you when I eat, and I miss you when I eat cakes."

"Although Aunt Chu is very skillful with her hands, without you by my side, I feel that those pastries are no longer fragrant and sweet. Because without you by my side, I have skipped several bowls of food in one meal."

(End of this chapter)