Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 1003 Poor guy has no excuses

There is a Suihan Sanyou screen standing next to the bed, and there is a small couch behind the screen.

Shen Jingyan was sleeping on a small couch wrapped in a quilt. When he heard the sound of falling to the ground, he suddenly woke up from his dream and subconsciously looked in the direction of the bed.

At this time, the screen was erected between the eldest princess and the bed.

He could see the bed, but not the eldest princess.

In recent days, this little boy has run away 59 times, and tried to kill him and run away 88 times. His spirit is on the verge of collapse. Even his sleep is light sleep, and the slightest movement can wake him up immediately.

But the person on the bed had just been knocked unconscious by him with a stick, so what made such a loud noise?

Shen Jingyan stood up warily and looked around, only to find his mother passed out behind the screen.

"It's over!"

"Dead!"

Shen Jingyan was so frightened that his heart tightened and his mind was running rapidly.

He wanted to shout for help, but after realizing that his mother seemed to be fine, he closed his mouth that was about to open.

How to do?
If her mother discovers that there is a man on her bed, she will not only feel sorry for her brother who asked him to look at people, but it may also make her mother suspect that she has an unspeakable hobby.

what can we do about it?

After struggling and conflicting for a while, he thought he had thought it through but was uneasy. He made a bold decision under extreme tension.

He picked up the boy and threw him under the bed, then hugged the eldest princess and shouted anxiously: "Mother, mother, what's wrong with you?"

This shout not only woke up the eldest princess, but also woke up the young man under the bed who was gradually regaining consciousness due to the cold floor.

The eldest princess who woke up immediately moved her eyes to the bed to confirm whether she had seen it wrong, but when she saw that there was no one on the bed, she thought she had just been dazzled.

But just as she looked away, she met the eyes of the boy who crawled out from under the bed in a daze.

Both of them were stunned.

They all seemed to be wondering who the other party was.

Immediately afterwards, the eldest princess roared: "Shen Jingyan! What good thing have you done?!"

It is said that family ugliness should not be exposed.

She should control herself and stop shouting so loudly.

But she just couldn't help it.

After all, the boy whose head popped out from under the bed and who didn't know whether to crawl out or retreat was personally selected by her to cut off her son's forbidden love.

But she never expected it.

Not only did this not change the son's indescribable habits, but it also gave him another man to have an inappropriate relationship with.

It’s true that the jackals have just left, and the tigers and leopards have arrived again.

Self-inflicted abuse...

As soon as Shen Jingyan saw his mother's expression, he knew that her mother was thinking wrongly. He hurriedly explained: "Mom, listen to me, things are not what you think."

The young man under the bed slowly shrank back when he saw the eldest princess' cannibalistic gaze.

But it seemed a little cold under the bed, so he stretched out another hand and silently pulled the carpet in.

The eldest princess looked at the slender little hands, and many scenes of blushing and heartbeating instantly appeared in her mind. She shouted again: "You unfilial son! You are really good!"

It's not that she has no self-control, it's that she really can't help it.

This sound attracted the boy, who called the maid, and the maid called the guards. The small room was instantly filled with a large number of people, and it was filled with water.

The boy who was waiting beside Shen Jingyan quickly asked: "Your Highness, what's the matter? What happened?" The eldest princess clenched her teeth tightly, and then let go after a long time. She suppressed her anger and said, "It's nothing. If you accidentally trip and fall, get down."

After everyone left, the Prince Consort also heard the noise and rushed over.

The eldest princess backed away from everyone, closed the door silently, took a candle and walked to the bedside, bent down and opened the curtain.

A handsome face caught the prince's eyes instantly, and he almost sent the prince away.

I saw the prince-in-law showing the same shocked and regretful expression as the eldest princess just now, and pointed at the young man under the bed with trembling hands: "He...he, he, he...why are you here?"

The young man shivered with fear and shrank deeper under the bed.

Perhaps something prevented him from hiding his body deeper, so he threw out the things under the bed one after another.

As a result, the three people outside stared dumbly at the books with color/pictures scattered on the ground.

Shen Jingyan knelt down with a bang, pointed at these books and argued excitedly: "Father and mother, please listen to your son's explanation, these books are not for children..."

Before Shen Jingyan could finish speaking, the consort slapped him on the head.

Shen Jingyan couldn't argue, because these books really weren't his.

How could he do something so contrary to the teachings of the saints and so shameless?
He suddenly remembered that Sima Xuanmo had indeed brought a set of books a few days ago, saying they were about ancient secrets. They both liked to read some mysterious things.

But then they got drunk and when they were about to study the secret technique, they opened the book and found that it was all these unsightly things.

Sima Xuanmo cursed in a low voice and tried to tear down the shabby stall while throwing the book under the bed.

Later, in order to hide the young man, he did not let his servants clean his room, and the book was not found.

Thinking of this, he tried his best to defend: "Father, mother, son can explain the origin of these books."

The eldest princess said in grief: "Do you think your father is angry because of these books?"

As she spoke, she silently pointed at the boy huddled under the bed.

Shen Jingyan said hurriedly: "Father, mother, this son can also explain it."

Then, he suddenly remembered his father's expression when he saw the boy, and the words he blurted out.

He suddenly felt his back stiffen, and stood up suddenly and asked: "Father, mother, you know who he is, right?!"

The eldest princess and the consort looked at each other. They felt guilty and refused to admit it. They each slapped Shen Jingyan until he knelt back.

As if to cover up their guilty conscience, they were extremely angry.

I saw the consort "hiding his face and crying bitterly", crying and saying sadly: "What evil have I done! Not only did I have both legs broken at a young age, but I also have a son who likes men and is liked by men."

The eldest princess held his hand: "Husband, don't worry, we will expel this unfilial son from the house, and then ask the imperial doctor to recuperate his body, and give birth to a son. From now on, we will pretend that there is no such alien!"

Shen Jingyan felt as though he were mourning his heir: "Father and mother, you didn't listen to your son's explanation, so you think your son is a broken sleeve?!"

Seeing that Shen Jingyan did not get to the bottom of the matter about the boy's origins, the couple stopped their exaggerated movements and looked at Shen Jingyan together, with expressions of "Explain to me" written all over their faces.

In order to prove that he really did not have that special hobby, Shen Jingyan hurriedly sought medical treatment. He picked up a book and hurriedly explained: "If my son is abnormal, will he read such a book with both men and women?"

As he spoke, he waved the book in front of his father and mother, which frightened the eldest princess and the consort to cover their eyes and tilt their heads.

Then, the prince-in-law blamed himself very much: "It's all my fault that my father didn't teach you well. It's my father's fault that you got into the bad habit of reading this kind of book."

Shen Jingyan knelt down dejectedly, no longer ready to explain.

Either admit that these books are his, or admit that he likes men and is liked by men, and his parents do not give him a third choice at all.

He once suspected that he was picked up. Why hadn't his sister been treated like this by them?
At this time, the young man crawled out from under the bed. He was uneasy and begged in extreme panic: "Master, madam, please spare my life. I really can't bear the love of the young master. I am the young man." If you are not blessed, you are not worthy of serving the young master."

(End of this chapter)