Crazy criticism of villains, I taught them how to behave

Chapter 58: Literary Killing
"I don't seem to be convinced when I look at you?" Crow narrowed his red eyes in displeasure.

Lin Susu slapped the crow in the face, and the crow was slapped against the wall by her. Its thin legs twitched a few times and fell to the ground with a chirp.

Lin Susu pinched her fingers, and as her bones crackled, she spoke softly.

"I'm sorry, but I may need to set some rules for you!"

"First of all, you are not allowed to call yourself uncle in front of me!"

"You little bitch!...Ahhhh!! Help! Listen to you, listen to you!!"

The crow was hung upside down and its feathers were plucked, making it howl in pain.

What a hell!Its whole body is made of iron and steel, but this girl is so weird that she not only locks its cage, but can also pluck its hair with bare hands!terrible!

Seeing that it was subdued, Lin Susu continued to say gently, "The second point is that you can't say dirty words!"

Crow was stunned for a moment, "What is a curse word?"

"..." Lin Susu was speechless. "That's what you said!"

Crow was angry, "To put it bluntly, you also dislike me... me!"

Lin Susu raised her eyebrows and nodded.

"..." The crow collapsed as if its energy had been drained away, and Lin Susu felt as if she had carried a dead bird.

She placed it on the table and relented for a rare moment.

"Okay, it's okay to talk about it occasionally, but you should try to change it!"

"Really?"

"real!"

"Yeah!" The dead bird suddenly started circling around the house alive and kicking.

"..." To be honest, she suspected that this guy was just faking it!

The crow flew around a few times before landing on the table, patting his chest, "Tell me, what do you need Ben for? Ahem, can I help you?"

Thinking of what the Zhang family had done, Lin Susu couldn't help but look gloomy, "I want to exterminate a whole family of beasts!"

"What?" Crow was stunned at first, then became ecstatic, "Where? I like killing people the most!! Hahaha!!"

The crow smiled evilly and wildly, and its ferocious appearance made Lin Susu wonder if she was some vicious villain.

She couldn't bear it anymore and slapped him, causing the crow to lie down on the table with a howl.

"Forget it! Just call yourself my uncle!"

She finally understood that this broken crow is a swearing maniac!

Crow stood up sadly, as if he had seen through the world of mortals, "You little bitches, you are so fickle!"

Not long after being depressed, Crow became excited again, "Say quickly! Who to kill? I will do it right away! Jie Jie Jie!"

The corner of Lin Susu's mouth twitched, this broken crow turned out to be a murderer!

She couldn't help but wonder how many people this crow had followed Nan Yu and killed before it developed such a murderous character.

I thought of it and asked, but the crow chirped boredly.

"Forget it, since I followed him, I haven't killed anyone!"

"...!!?" Lin Susu's eyes widened in disbelief and she spoke with difficulty, "How is that possible?!"

Nanyu has never killed anyone!Why is it so ridiculous to say this!

"I didn't expect that you, a crow, not only swear, but also like to lie! Don't kill people? Is Nan Yu so kind?"

Lin Susu couldn't help laughing.

"Have you forgotten that you and your master broke into this lady's home with evil intentions? If I hadn't succeeded in counterattacking, grass would have grown on the graves now!"

Crow Crow listened to her quietly and then said slowly, "Did you misunderstand something?" "What?" Lin Susu was confused.

"Who told you that my master doesn't kill people? I just said that I have never killed anyone!"

"So? What do you mean, your master was too fast, and he was gone before you could even take action?" Lin Susu spread her hands.

Crow was silent for a while, and finally said with gritted teeth, "What do you mean it's too fast? I suspect you are insulting my master!"

"Is there any?" Lin Susu showed a confused expression very exaggeratedly.

Crow was angry, "You have it!"

Lin Susu's face suddenly hardened, she slapped the table, and slowly gave a stiff smile.

"So, can we get back to business? Maybe you can tell us about your master, how fast?"

Crow was very sensible and spineless, so he quickly changed the topic and said, "My master said that killing with blood on your hands is the lowest form of killing, and there is no joy in it."

"Oh~"

Lin Susu suddenly understood, as if she had gained enlightenment after listening to the master's speech, and applauded her face.

Seeing this, Crow proudly puffed up his chest and spoke even harder.

"My master likes the most subtle arrangements, playing with people's hearts, making fathers and sons kill each other, brothers fighting, making the poor prosperous and the rich falling, and then just watch them destroy themselves. He can kill people invisible without bloodshed!"

"The master said, this is called civil killing!"

"……"Ah!This is obviously a kind of perversion!
I thought it was a living Bodhisattva, but I didn’t expect it to be a living King of Hell!

Lin Susu sneered, knocked on the table to remind the intoxicated crow, and asked, "Since he likes to kill people like this, how could he take you directly to my house that day?"

Crow turned to look at her, "How does this uncle know?! You are the only person he whispered to kill with his own hands! Ever since I followed him, I have been so good!... I thought I could get a taste of it that day! I didn’t even think about getting myself involved!”

Crow said regretfully and threw himself on the table, whimpering.

Lin Susu threw a piece of pet food on the table. The pet hurriedly raised its head and swallowed it in one gulp, then hugged her head and cried.

Lin Susu curled her lips in disgust and howled so unpleasantly!

However, she was a little curious, why did Nanyu break his habit of killing and choose to commit the murder himself?

Lin Susu threw another piece of pet food to the crow, then told it about the Zhang family, and then asked it, "If you were your master, what would you do with the Zhang family?"

The crow swallowed the food in one gulp and choked while saying, "Of course I will take away his money, let him fall to the bottom, suffer all the pain, and then fend for himself!"

Lin Susu nodded thoughtfully. Indeed, for a family as cruel and vicious as the Zhang family, death would be too easy for them!
"Miss, I've bought some snacks!"

Dan Shui carried a paper bag and ran in the door panting. The treasure offering place dangled in front of her eyes.

Lin Susu locked the crow in a cage, fearing that it would hurt Dan Shui.

After the elixir had almost rested, he waved shyly.

"Go and do one more thing for me!"

"..."

*
There are many mourning flags and paper money everywhere.

In the early morning mist, the funeral procession of the Zhang family was about to cross the threshold. A Taoist man in white suddenly stood in front of the funeral procession, his clothes were misty and his fairy charm was simple.

He tossed the fly whisk carelessly, turned around leisurely, and spoke to Mrs. Zhang who almost fainted from crying.

"Infinite Heavenly Lord! The person in the coffin is obviously still alive. Why did he rush to the funeral, cover him in the dust, and hurt his life?"

One stone stirred up thousands of waves, and the crowd's exclamations spread out in circles like water waves.

Mrs. Zhang was supported by a servant and staggered to the front of the team. She pointed at the Taoist weakly but fiercely and spoke.

(End of this chapter)