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Chapter 66 The ear was bitten by the old turtle
Chapter 66 The ear was bitten by the old turtle
"No need, I'll go back first." Imperial Master Qingyi originally refused to get off the carriage, but was pulled off by his junior sister.
Su Mumu was in a daze, so she held on to her senior brother and didn't let go.
She wiped the corner of her mouth with her arm, then looked at the eldest brother's pants, feeling a little sorry.
She has always been sleeping well, but she thought something was wrong today.
"How is the Shen family? Have you seen their concubine known as the Twelve Flowers?" Mrs. Zhuang was quite curious about this matter.
Rumor has it that any one of the twelve concubines of the Shen family would be stunningly beautiful.
Moreover, each of these women has special skills, and is proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting.
"No, why are you curious about other people's concubines? If you are curious, you can also take concubines for me." General Zhuang said casually.
When Mrs. Zhuang heard this, she immediately became furious and said, "Well, Zhuang Ren, now the fox's tail is exposed! Seeing that there are many wives and concubines, now I want to take in concubines."
"Okay, I will give you 24 solar terms, let you sing and sing every night, and be the groom's official every day, so that you..."
Seeing that she was speaking more and more outrageously, General Zhuang directly reached out and blocked her mouth, "You woman, don't you know how to listen to me?"
"I'll go with the Imperial Master, what do you want me to do! Do I have the leisure time?"
"I don't take concubines. Don't talk nonsense in front of the children. I want face."
Su Mumu covered her mouth and snickered, while Zhuang Yuanbing was also scratching his head, "Mom, what does singing every night mean? Why do you have to give your father 24 concubines and divide them into 24 solar terms?"
He has a lot of problems!
Mrs. Zhuang was immediately blocked by her son's question, "Your father and I are joking, kids, don't pry around, go play!"
"Fifth brother, let's go find third brother and fourth brother to play." Su Mumu pulled fifth brother away.
Regarding the current situation, Father Zhuang must explain it carefully to Mother Zhuang so that they don't get involved.
Zhuang Yuanbing nodded, "Sister, my brothers and I have prepared a gift for you."
"However, it's not done yet."
"Sister, can you please not leave? I will really miss you."
He kept talking as he followed his sister.
The five of them have always looked forward to having a sister, but they never got one.
Su Mumu shook her head gently, "I want to pass the level. Yours is the second level, and I still have seven levels. But you are all my brothers, and this will not change."
"Does that mean you still have seven dads?" Zhuang Yuanbing is not stupid, he is very smart.
Su Mumu nodded, "Yes!"
"You have five brothers in our family, won't you have dozens of brothers in the future? No, no, that's too many! Sister, you must remember that I am your most special brother." Zhuang Yuanbing had to think of something. Method.
Otherwise, there would be too many people in his sister's world, and he would have no place.
"Well, it's not like every family has five brothers." Su Mumu reminded in a low voice.
Father Meng still has no wife.
I don’t know where Father No. [-]’s son is yet?
"Yes, if there are ten or eight, it will be even worse. I'm counting the brothers, not the sisters, the younger brothers and sisters!" Zhuang Yuanbing thought, it's over!
After all, there is simply no way to survive.
Because some families have more than 100 children in one family.
There is a classmate in their school, he is ranked 99...
"Sister! How can I live in your heart so that you will always remember me? Woo hoo hoo, I'm so sad." Zhuang Yuanbing counted and cried to himself.
It's the kind that makes me cry and feel really sad.
He wasn't joking, he was just heartbroken.Su Mumu:o(╯□╰)o
How to coax?
"Fifth brother, why are you crying? The noise is making people's brains hurt." Zhuang Yuandian ran over.
"Sister, don't play with him, he is just a crybaby. If you play with Fourth Brother, I will take you to my secret base." Zhuang Yuandian has always wanted to take his sister there.
But his sister is very busy every day, and he has no chance to get close to her.
"Okay!" Facing a crying fifth brother, Su Mumu certainly wanted to play with the fourth brother.
"Wait for me, I won't cry anymore." Zhuang Yuanbing immediately wiped his tears and ran over.
The so-called secret base is a hole dug into the rockery, some furniture placed there, and a cook.
"Sister, I can make barbecue and pancakes here. I can cook them with some firewood. There are pots and pans, isn't it fun? How about we play house together?" Zhuang Yuandian showed his sister bit by bit.
Su Mumu immediately became happy, "Okay, let's catch a chicken and roast it!"
"No problem, fifth brother, you go catch the chickens." Zhuang Yuandian immediately arranged work for his brother.
Zhuang Yuanbing pouted, "Why me? Why don't you go?"
"Because I am your brother, and this is my territory. If you don't go, we won't let you play." Zhuang Yuandian raised his eyebrows, and if he didn't obey, he would start beating him.
"Then what are you doing?" Zhuang Yuanbing said unconvinced.
"I'm taking my sister fishing. I also have a fishing platform here. Sister, I'll bring out the fishing rod for you." Zhuang Yuandian looked at the sky and lit a lantern.
Su Mumu went fishing for the first time in her life and happily accepted the arrangement of her fourth brother.
Zhuang Yuanbing had no choice but to catch chickens and took his third brother with him.
When they came over, they saw Zhuang Yuandian sitting there very depressed.
Zhuang Yuanbing ran over to take a look and immediately laughed at the fourth brother, "Oh my, my sister is so awesome, the bucket can't even be filled."
"Fourth brother, don't you like fishing? Why don't you have any!"
"Or, you just like fishing in our water."
Zhuang Yuandian pushed his fifth brother's head away, "If you have the ability, come and catch it."
"These fish just like my sister and won't bite my hook at all."
After he finished speaking, Su Mumu shouted, "A fish is coming!"
She raised it and said, "Oh, this one is a bit big."
The fishing rod was shaking, and it was about to be unhooked. At this moment, Zhuang Yuanbing jumped into the water with a splash.
"Don't worry, sister, I'll come down and catch you." Zhuang Yuanbing finally found an opportunity.
He chased the splash and plunged into it with a sudden thrust.
After a while, he lifted up a big old turtle and laughed, "Sister, it's not a fish, it's a tortoise."
The next moment, he couldn't laugh anymore because the old turtle bit his ear directly.
"Ouch! It hurts! It hurts!"
"Third brother, fourth brother, sister, help me! It hurts!" Zhuang Yuanbing cried again in pain.
The old turtle bit his ear and wouldn't let go, as if it wanted to live or die with his ear.
Zhuang Yuandian laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, "I'm not as good at fishing as my fifth brother, you're fishing with your ears!"
"Fourth brother, stop laughing. Fifth brother's ears are starting to bleed. Sister, you have a good idea. I don't dare to pull hard, for fear of tearing fifth brother's ears." Zhuang Yuanlei looked at it very seriously. Look, I don’t dare to make a move.
(End of this chapter)
"No need, I'll go back first." Imperial Master Qingyi originally refused to get off the carriage, but was pulled off by his junior sister.
Su Mumu was in a daze, so she held on to her senior brother and didn't let go.
She wiped the corner of her mouth with her arm, then looked at the eldest brother's pants, feeling a little sorry.
She has always been sleeping well, but she thought something was wrong today.
"How is the Shen family? Have you seen their concubine known as the Twelve Flowers?" Mrs. Zhuang was quite curious about this matter.
Rumor has it that any one of the twelve concubines of the Shen family would be stunningly beautiful.
Moreover, each of these women has special skills, and is proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting.
"No, why are you curious about other people's concubines? If you are curious, you can also take concubines for me." General Zhuang said casually.
When Mrs. Zhuang heard this, she immediately became furious and said, "Well, Zhuang Ren, now the fox's tail is exposed! Seeing that there are many wives and concubines, now I want to take in concubines."
"Okay, I will give you 24 solar terms, let you sing and sing every night, and be the groom's official every day, so that you..."
Seeing that she was speaking more and more outrageously, General Zhuang directly reached out and blocked her mouth, "You woman, don't you know how to listen to me?"
"I'll go with the Imperial Master, what do you want me to do! Do I have the leisure time?"
"I don't take concubines. Don't talk nonsense in front of the children. I want face."
Su Mumu covered her mouth and snickered, while Zhuang Yuanbing was also scratching his head, "Mom, what does singing every night mean? Why do you have to give your father 24 concubines and divide them into 24 solar terms?"
He has a lot of problems!
Mrs. Zhuang was immediately blocked by her son's question, "Your father and I are joking, kids, don't pry around, go play!"
"Fifth brother, let's go find third brother and fourth brother to play." Su Mumu pulled fifth brother away.
Regarding the current situation, Father Zhuang must explain it carefully to Mother Zhuang so that they don't get involved.
Zhuang Yuanbing nodded, "Sister, my brothers and I have prepared a gift for you."
"However, it's not done yet."
"Sister, can you please not leave? I will really miss you."
He kept talking as he followed his sister.
The five of them have always looked forward to having a sister, but they never got one.
Su Mumu shook her head gently, "I want to pass the level. Yours is the second level, and I still have seven levels. But you are all my brothers, and this will not change."
"Does that mean you still have seven dads?" Zhuang Yuanbing is not stupid, he is very smart.
Su Mumu nodded, "Yes!"
"You have five brothers in our family, won't you have dozens of brothers in the future? No, no, that's too many! Sister, you must remember that I am your most special brother." Zhuang Yuanbing had to think of something. Method.
Otherwise, there would be too many people in his sister's world, and he would have no place.
"Well, it's not like every family has five brothers." Su Mumu reminded in a low voice.
Father Meng still has no wife.
I don’t know where Father No. [-]’s son is yet?
"Yes, if there are ten or eight, it will be even worse. I'm counting the brothers, not the sisters, the younger brothers and sisters!" Zhuang Yuanbing thought, it's over!
After all, there is simply no way to survive.
Because some families have more than 100 children in one family.
There is a classmate in their school, he is ranked 99...
"Sister! How can I live in your heart so that you will always remember me? Woo hoo hoo, I'm so sad." Zhuang Yuanbing counted and cried to himself.
It's the kind that makes me cry and feel really sad.
He wasn't joking, he was just heartbroken.Su Mumu:o(╯□╰)o
How to coax?
"Fifth brother, why are you crying? The noise is making people's brains hurt." Zhuang Yuandian ran over.
"Sister, don't play with him, he is just a crybaby. If you play with Fourth Brother, I will take you to my secret base." Zhuang Yuandian has always wanted to take his sister there.
But his sister is very busy every day, and he has no chance to get close to her.
"Okay!" Facing a crying fifth brother, Su Mumu certainly wanted to play with the fourth brother.
"Wait for me, I won't cry anymore." Zhuang Yuanbing immediately wiped his tears and ran over.
The so-called secret base is a hole dug into the rockery, some furniture placed there, and a cook.
"Sister, I can make barbecue and pancakes here. I can cook them with some firewood. There are pots and pans, isn't it fun? How about we play house together?" Zhuang Yuandian showed his sister bit by bit.
Su Mumu immediately became happy, "Okay, let's catch a chicken and roast it!"
"No problem, fifth brother, you go catch the chickens." Zhuang Yuandian immediately arranged work for his brother.
Zhuang Yuanbing pouted, "Why me? Why don't you go?"
"Because I am your brother, and this is my territory. If you don't go, we won't let you play." Zhuang Yuandian raised his eyebrows, and if he didn't obey, he would start beating him.
"Then what are you doing?" Zhuang Yuanbing said unconvinced.
"I'm taking my sister fishing. I also have a fishing platform here. Sister, I'll bring out the fishing rod for you." Zhuang Yuandian looked at the sky and lit a lantern.
Su Mumu went fishing for the first time in her life and happily accepted the arrangement of her fourth brother.
Zhuang Yuanbing had no choice but to catch chickens and took his third brother with him.
When they came over, they saw Zhuang Yuandian sitting there very depressed.
Zhuang Yuanbing ran over to take a look and immediately laughed at the fourth brother, "Oh my, my sister is so awesome, the bucket can't even be filled."
"Fourth brother, don't you like fishing? Why don't you have any!"
"Or, you just like fishing in our water."
Zhuang Yuandian pushed his fifth brother's head away, "If you have the ability, come and catch it."
"These fish just like my sister and won't bite my hook at all."
After he finished speaking, Su Mumu shouted, "A fish is coming!"
She raised it and said, "Oh, this one is a bit big."
The fishing rod was shaking, and it was about to be unhooked. At this moment, Zhuang Yuanbing jumped into the water with a splash.
"Don't worry, sister, I'll come down and catch you." Zhuang Yuanbing finally found an opportunity.
He chased the splash and plunged into it with a sudden thrust.
After a while, he lifted up a big old turtle and laughed, "Sister, it's not a fish, it's a tortoise."
The next moment, he couldn't laugh anymore because the old turtle bit his ear directly.
"Ouch! It hurts! It hurts!"
"Third brother, fourth brother, sister, help me! It hurts!" Zhuang Yuanbing cried again in pain.
The old turtle bit his ear and wouldn't let go, as if it wanted to live or die with his ear.
Zhuang Yuandian laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, "I'm not as good at fishing as my fifth brother, you're fishing with your ears!"
"Fourth brother, stop laughing. Fifth brother's ears are starting to bleed. Sister, you have a good idea. I don't dare to pull hard, for fear of tearing fifth brother's ears." Zhuang Yuanlei looked at it very seriously. Look, I don’t dare to make a move.
(End of this chapter)
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