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Chapter 58 Daddy Zhuang’s wood carvings are too scary
Chapter 58 Daddy Zhuang’s wood carvings are too scary
"Grandpa Turtle, I'm sorry. Mu Mu was careless. I told them that if you get hungry next time, just crawl out and someone will definitely prepare it for you."
"I'll take you to the kitchen to get something to eat now." Su Mumu hugged Old Turtle and walked directly to the kitchen.
As a result, while looking for meat, he bumped into General Zhuang who also came to the kitchen to look for food.
"Mumu, are you hungry?" When General Zhuang saw his daughter, he immediately took down the steamed bun stuffed in his mouth.
There was no food left, only steamed buns.
"I'm not hungry. Grandpa Gui is hungry. I'll get some meat. Dad Zhuang, please eat quickly and don't worry about me." Su Mumu looked at Dad Zhuang and suddenly understood.
At the dinner table, Daddy Zhuang was afraid that they wouldn't have enough to eat, so he ate less on purpose!
"Daddy isn't hungry, he's just afraid of wasting it." General Zhuang felt a little embarrassed. His daughter caught him eating secretly, so he couldn't save his face anyway.
"I understand! Don't worry, Daddy Zhuang, I won't tell anyone. I'm going to grill some meat for Grandpa Gui to eat. Daddy, do you want to come with me?" Su Mumu had already cultivated Lao Gui's taste.
"Together!" General Zhuang finally had a chance to be alone with his daughter, and of course he couldn't miss it.
He stuffed the buns into his mouth randomly, and then helped his daughter to bake them.
"Mumu, are you leaving our house soon?" General Zhuang lowered his head, feeling very sad.
"Well! I have to complete the task that my mother gave me." Su Mumu didn't want to talk empty words, and she also felt that the dealer was very comfortable.
If her mother asked her to choose a home to live in, she might choose the banker.
Because Father Zhuang and Mother Zhuang were very close and stood by her unconditionally, even though the five brothers were hostile to her at first.
But now that the hostility is over, everyone gets along very happily.
"Then I don't care. If anything happens, you must come to me as soon as possible. Meng He is far away from the capital, and the Imperial Master is cold, so it is not appropriate to approach them. You come to me, I am known to be a gangster anyway." General Zhuang patted him. On the chest, he can eat both civil and military forces.
"Okay." Su Mumu nodded.
"Um...after you send Grandpa Turtle back, come to my study. I have something for you!" General Zhuang was a little squirmed, with a look of uneasiness on his face.
"Okay." Su Mumu became a little curious. Could it be that Daddy Zhuang still has secrets waiting for her to discover.
Or perhaps, Father Zhuang also needs help with something, but Mother Zhuang cannot know about it.
She picked up Old Turtle with a plate and ran into the house, "Grandpa Turtle, please eat slowly here. If Grandmaster wants to eat, you can share some with him. Let's be more generous."
She said this on purpose, hehe, Master Qi Qi.
She ran away quickly before the Patriarch became angry.
"Daddy Zhuang, I'm here!" Su Mumu grabbed her bag and ran to Daddy Zhuang's study. The guy had everything he needed.
When General Zhuang saw that she was carrying a big baggage, he immediately panicked, "Mumu, you're not going to leave tonight!"
"Daddy won't disturb you in anything, but if you leave now, your mother-in-law will beat me to pieces."
Su Mumu waved her hands quickly, "No, I'm not leaving now. Dad Zhuang, didn't you ask me to help?"
"Don't worry, I understand, it's a secret. I won't tell Mrs. Zhuang, and I won't let you get beaten. Just tell me!"
General Zhuang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Except for your mother, I have nothing to hide."
"Then what are you looking for me for?" Su Mumu scratched her head, saying nothing. "This is the longevity card I set up for your mother Su Yun. I wish her a long life. No, you cultivators can live hundreds of years. Then from now on, I will burn incense and hope that God will let your mother live a thousand years. "
"This is for you. I carved it based on your mother's appearance. It's a little different, but I tried my best." General Zhuang blushed and handed over a piece of wood carving.
Su Mumu looked at the wooden sculpture, she was a little afraid to answer it, "Daddy Zhuang, are you sure this is my mother?"
The woman on this wooden sculpture is tall and thick, with eyes as wide as bells, and a unicorn arm that could kill a cow.
This is not the scariest thing. The scariest thing is that there is no hair on this wooden sculpture, it is a bald head.
If my own mother stood here, she would definitely beat Father Zhuang away.
Is this a little bit different?This has nothing to do with it!
Su Mumu took out a small portrait of her mother. From this point of view, Daddy Meng was still reliable.
"Daddy Zhuang, this is my mother, please take a closer look." She quickly washed her eyes.
If her mother looked like this, Father Meng probably wouldn't be able to dream about her for many years.
"That! I got the carving right, but it's just not done yet. Add the hair, make the arms thinner, and it's almost done. I got the name right. Look here, Su Yun." General Zhuang quickly carved the wooden man. flip over.
Su Mumu couldn't hold it back any longer. She took a knife, took the wood carving, and quickly scratched out the word "Su Yun".
She was not happy that her mother's name was engraved here.
If mother sees it, Daddy Zhuang's life will almost be in danger. This is not repaying a favor, this is "revenge"!
General Zhuang asked cautiously, "Is it ugly?"
"Mumu, dad has thick hands and is really not good at these small jobs, but I sincerely thank your mother."
After Su Mumu finished it, she put the wood carving back, and then took the incense stick and burned it for her mother's longevity tablet.
This is possible, she also wants her mother to live a thousand years.
"Daddy Zhuang, actually you don't have to be so reluctant. There are many ways to thank you, but you just chose the one that is most likely to make a woman angry." Su Mumu was really speechless.
With well-developed limbs and a simple mind, is this what you mean about Daddy Zhuang?
Anyway, if any woman sees that wooden sculpture, she will end up with one result, that is, she will go berserk and definitely beat someone.
"Oh! What about this?" General Zhuang is now a child who made a mistake. He stood there obediently, waiting for his daughter's punishment.
"I'll do it!" Su Mumu slapped the wooden sculpture into powder.
Then she blew the crumbs off her hands and clapped her hands again.
General Zhuang felt a chill coming from the soles of his feet, "Mumu, if your mother saw this, would she slap my head like this?"
"Probably... yes!" Su Mumu has never met her mother, but from her point of view, she will definitely do it.
"Mumu, please go back to the house and sleep. I want to be quiet." General Zhuang sat on the chair and began to reflect.
Then he learned from the experience and decided to start over again. He practiced carving hard and carved another one.
Su Mumu had just stepped out of the study door. She thought of something and turned around, "Daddy Zhuang, I advise you not to have the idea of carving another one."
"How do you know? Mumu, you have mastered mind reading!!!" General Zhuang exclaimed, he just had a thought...
(End of this chapter)
"Grandpa Turtle, I'm sorry. Mu Mu was careless. I told them that if you get hungry next time, just crawl out and someone will definitely prepare it for you."
"I'll take you to the kitchen to get something to eat now." Su Mumu hugged Old Turtle and walked directly to the kitchen.
As a result, while looking for meat, he bumped into General Zhuang who also came to the kitchen to look for food.
"Mumu, are you hungry?" When General Zhuang saw his daughter, he immediately took down the steamed bun stuffed in his mouth.
There was no food left, only steamed buns.
"I'm not hungry. Grandpa Gui is hungry. I'll get some meat. Dad Zhuang, please eat quickly and don't worry about me." Su Mumu looked at Dad Zhuang and suddenly understood.
At the dinner table, Daddy Zhuang was afraid that they wouldn't have enough to eat, so he ate less on purpose!
"Daddy isn't hungry, he's just afraid of wasting it." General Zhuang felt a little embarrassed. His daughter caught him eating secretly, so he couldn't save his face anyway.
"I understand! Don't worry, Daddy Zhuang, I won't tell anyone. I'm going to grill some meat for Grandpa Gui to eat. Daddy, do you want to come with me?" Su Mumu had already cultivated Lao Gui's taste.
"Together!" General Zhuang finally had a chance to be alone with his daughter, and of course he couldn't miss it.
He stuffed the buns into his mouth randomly, and then helped his daughter to bake them.
"Mumu, are you leaving our house soon?" General Zhuang lowered his head, feeling very sad.
"Well! I have to complete the task that my mother gave me." Su Mumu didn't want to talk empty words, and she also felt that the dealer was very comfortable.
If her mother asked her to choose a home to live in, she might choose the banker.
Because Father Zhuang and Mother Zhuang were very close and stood by her unconditionally, even though the five brothers were hostile to her at first.
But now that the hostility is over, everyone gets along very happily.
"Then I don't care. If anything happens, you must come to me as soon as possible. Meng He is far away from the capital, and the Imperial Master is cold, so it is not appropriate to approach them. You come to me, I am known to be a gangster anyway." General Zhuang patted him. On the chest, he can eat both civil and military forces.
"Okay." Su Mumu nodded.
"Um...after you send Grandpa Turtle back, come to my study. I have something for you!" General Zhuang was a little squirmed, with a look of uneasiness on his face.
"Okay." Su Mumu became a little curious. Could it be that Daddy Zhuang still has secrets waiting for her to discover.
Or perhaps, Father Zhuang also needs help with something, but Mother Zhuang cannot know about it.
She picked up Old Turtle with a plate and ran into the house, "Grandpa Turtle, please eat slowly here. If Grandmaster wants to eat, you can share some with him. Let's be more generous."
She said this on purpose, hehe, Master Qi Qi.
She ran away quickly before the Patriarch became angry.
"Daddy Zhuang, I'm here!" Su Mumu grabbed her bag and ran to Daddy Zhuang's study. The guy had everything he needed.
When General Zhuang saw that she was carrying a big baggage, he immediately panicked, "Mumu, you're not going to leave tonight!"
"Daddy won't disturb you in anything, but if you leave now, your mother-in-law will beat me to pieces."
Su Mumu waved her hands quickly, "No, I'm not leaving now. Dad Zhuang, didn't you ask me to help?"
"Don't worry, I understand, it's a secret. I won't tell Mrs. Zhuang, and I won't let you get beaten. Just tell me!"
General Zhuang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Except for your mother, I have nothing to hide."
"Then what are you looking for me for?" Su Mumu scratched her head, saying nothing. "This is the longevity card I set up for your mother Su Yun. I wish her a long life. No, you cultivators can live hundreds of years. Then from now on, I will burn incense and hope that God will let your mother live a thousand years. "
"This is for you. I carved it based on your mother's appearance. It's a little different, but I tried my best." General Zhuang blushed and handed over a piece of wood carving.
Su Mumu looked at the wooden sculpture, she was a little afraid to answer it, "Daddy Zhuang, are you sure this is my mother?"
The woman on this wooden sculpture is tall and thick, with eyes as wide as bells, and a unicorn arm that could kill a cow.
This is not the scariest thing. The scariest thing is that there is no hair on this wooden sculpture, it is a bald head.
If my own mother stood here, she would definitely beat Father Zhuang away.
Is this a little bit different?This has nothing to do with it!
Su Mumu took out a small portrait of her mother. From this point of view, Daddy Meng was still reliable.
"Daddy Zhuang, this is my mother, please take a closer look." She quickly washed her eyes.
If her mother looked like this, Father Meng probably wouldn't be able to dream about her for many years.
"That! I got the carving right, but it's just not done yet. Add the hair, make the arms thinner, and it's almost done. I got the name right. Look here, Su Yun." General Zhuang quickly carved the wooden man. flip over.
Su Mumu couldn't hold it back any longer. She took a knife, took the wood carving, and quickly scratched out the word "Su Yun".
She was not happy that her mother's name was engraved here.
If mother sees it, Daddy Zhuang's life will almost be in danger. This is not repaying a favor, this is "revenge"!
General Zhuang asked cautiously, "Is it ugly?"
"Mumu, dad has thick hands and is really not good at these small jobs, but I sincerely thank your mother."
After Su Mumu finished it, she put the wood carving back, and then took the incense stick and burned it for her mother's longevity tablet.
This is possible, she also wants her mother to live a thousand years.
"Daddy Zhuang, actually you don't have to be so reluctant. There are many ways to thank you, but you just chose the one that is most likely to make a woman angry." Su Mumu was really speechless.
With well-developed limbs and a simple mind, is this what you mean about Daddy Zhuang?
Anyway, if any woman sees that wooden sculpture, she will end up with one result, that is, she will go berserk and definitely beat someone.
"Oh! What about this?" General Zhuang is now a child who made a mistake. He stood there obediently, waiting for his daughter's punishment.
"I'll do it!" Su Mumu slapped the wooden sculpture into powder.
Then she blew the crumbs off her hands and clapped her hands again.
General Zhuang felt a chill coming from the soles of his feet, "Mumu, if your mother saw this, would she slap my head like this?"
"Probably... yes!" Su Mumu has never met her mother, but from her point of view, she will definitely do it.
"Mumu, please go back to the house and sleep. I want to be quiet." General Zhuang sat on the chair and began to reflect.
Then he learned from the experience and decided to start over again. He practiced carving hard and carved another one.
Su Mumu had just stepped out of the study door. She thought of something and turned around, "Daddy Zhuang, I advise you not to have the idea of carving another one."
"How do you know? Mumu, you have mastered mind reading!!!" General Zhuang exclaimed, he just had a thought...
(End of this chapter)
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