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Chapter 78 Tubo Envoy: 21 pills, too cheap
Chapter 78 The Tibetan envoy: [-] yuan, too cheap
After Wu Zetian talked with Yang Yanzhang, he immediately summoned Po Zan.
"Pozan, Yang Yanzhang has prepared the cannonballs. You can visit today. But..."
Wu Zetian made a temporary plan.
"This cannonball is the artifact of the Tang Dynasty. It is extremely precious! I think Tubo has been more honest recently, so I can show it to you! But Tubo still needs to pay 1 taels of gold for it! Are you willing?"
When Zan Po heard that Wu Zetian called it the divine weapon that would rule the country, she wanted to see it even more. At this time, she would be willing to pay not only 1 taels of gold, but even 10 taels!
"Your Majesty, ten thousand taels of gold is no problem! I just want to see it right away! But let me say it first. If the effect makes me dissatisfied, then I will not recognize these ten thousand taels of gold!"
Wu Zetian looked at Yang Yanzhang, who immediately laughed: "Zan Po, if you can stand still, I can give you this shell for free!"
Po Zan became embarrassed and said, "I, the Tubo men, are all very timid, how can I be afraid of this?"
Yang Yanzhang didn't say anything, but just smiled. Wu Zetian remembered that the ordinary cannonballs Yang Yanzhang made last time scared Po Zan to the point of peeing twice. This time, they were even more powerful, fearing that they would scare the shit out of her!
Soon, Yixin people arrived outside the city and walked for thirty miles. They didn't stop until Wu Zetian complained.
"Yang Yanzhang, what are you doing? If we leave again, we have to go to Ruzhou!"
Yang Yanzhang immediately ordered his people to stop and explained a few words to Li Duozuo who was accompanying him: "The area ten miles ahead is under martial law. No common people are allowed to enter, so as not to accidentally injure the common people! In addition, if there are houses or crops nearby that have been destroyed, please clearly note them down." , come back to compensate others! In addition, all soldiers must plug their ears, including you!"
Li Duozuo wanted to laugh a little, thinking that at such an old age, he had never seen any situation before, so he still needed to plug his ears?
However, although he was careless, he still informed the soldiers below.
Soon, several craftsmen from the Ministry of Industry followed Yang Yanzhang's instructions and buried a large explosive package ten miles away from the firing direction, and also buried a long fuse. Waiting for Yang Yanzhang to fire the cannon, they would light the fuse and give it to the Tibetan envoys. Act out a play.
For safety reasons, Wu Zetian and a group of ministers were placed on a hillside. A few soldiers stood at the foot of the hillside preparing to fire off cannons. Yang Yanzhang and Zan Po walked forward for seven or eight miles and waited under a bunker. Watch for movement.
"Yang Yushi, we are so close. If the cannonball is as powerful as you said, will I be killed?"
Po Zan, who was bragging before, became frightened when she actually arrived here, and couldn't help but express her worries.
But Yang Yanzhang deliberately acted recklessly: "What are you afraid of? If you die, you will die, sooner or later! If you die now, I will be with you, how wonderful!"
When Po Zan heard what he said, she felt even more confused: "Yang Yushi, how about we also go to the mountain to watch?"
"No, you are buying artillery shells. You don't even know what the power is. How can you be worse than your Zamp when you go back? Sit down and the cannons are about to start!"
When Zan Po heard that the cannon was about to be fired, he suddenly collapsed. The fire cannon last time caused a great psychological shadow on him. This time the cannonball was more powerful, which made him feel a slight chill in his crotch, and he actually leaked urine. .
"Well, are your cannonballs aimed accurately? Can they be aimed like a bow and arrow?" Zanpo was still asking endlessly in fear.
"Aiming? That doesn't exist. This thing is powerful enough. Just aim in one direction. As long as it is released, a large area around it will suffer. There is no need to aim like a bow and arrow!"
When Zan Po heard this, her whole body became weak immediately, and she had to hold on to the bunker to keep from falling.
"It's over, I have countless money, I have many beauties, and I haven't lived enough of my good life yet..." Zan Po wailed desperately, and could no longer care about anything else. She used her hands and feet to crawl out of the bunker.
But at this moment, the soldiers at the foot of the mountain started firing.
Boom!
There was a loud noise, and Zan Po was so frightened that she fell to the ground, hurriedly touched her head and asked, "Is my head still there?"
However, before Yang Yanzhang could answer, the craftsmen from the Ministry of Industry not far ahead had already lit the fuse, and in an instant, the basket-sized explosives were ignited!
boom! !
An earth-shaking loud noise was heard overwhelmingly!
Yang Yanzhang, who was two miles away, was knocked to the ground by the strong earthquake. Zan Po was even more shocked. She screamed and fainted.
At this time, Wu Zetian, who was halfway up the mountain, was still stunned by the shock to her ears even though she was far away, and the shock that came from her made the whole hill tremble!
Looking at the small forest ten miles away, there was a dazzling fire at this moment. Many trees flew up in the fire, accompanied by thick black smoke. The scene was extremely terrifying!
"I have seen lightning strike the palace and set it on fire, but the movement cannot be compared with this scene! Yang Yanzhang can actually create a movement more terrifying than Tianwei! How can there be such a genius in the world!"
Upon seeing this, the right minister Wei Beijian was thoughtful: No wonder he is not in a hurry to leave Luoyang!With his ability like this, it’s no wonder he was able to escape despite being molested by the Queen Mother and Princess many times!
Li Duozuo, who was leading troops on guard in the distance, was originally on horseback, but was suddenly shaken by the loud noise and fell off the horse. What was even worse was that when he fell from the horse, his ankle was entangled in the stirrup, and his own The mount started galloping because of fright, and was dragged around for several times.
Fortunately, there was green grass all around, so Li Duozuo only had to bear the flesh. Otherwise, if there were a few small stones, he would probably be hit on the head and bleed.
After being rescued, Li Duozuo stared at the black smoke floating in the air with lingering fear, and couldn't help muttering: It seems that Yang Yushi's words must be kept in mind in the future, otherwise he will suffer the same loss as today!
Yang Yanzhang shook Zanpo for a long time, but he didn't wake up. If he hadn't felt that Zanpo's heartbeat was still there, he would have had to give her artificial respiration.
Fortunately, there were soldiers surrounding him. Seeing that he was not awake, they immediately peeed, and then Zanpo Youyou woke up.
Looking around, the fear in Po Zan's eyes could not be concealed: "Yang Yushi, are you and I in the human world, or have we already arrived in the underworld?"
Yang Yanzhang said: "Wouldn't you know if you get up and take a look?"
Zan Po climbed out of the bunker with difficulty, and then she saw the forest burning not far away, black smoke billowing, surrounded by broken branches and leaves, and a big hole in the ground. She couldn't help but be surprised.
"This, is this what the cannonball caused?"
Yang Yanzhang smiled and nodded: "Yes! Such a shot! Are you satisfied?"
Zanpo swallowed a mouthful of saliva and nodded like a chicken eating rice: "Satisfied, so satisfied!"
"Is one piece of ten thousand taels of gold expensive?"
"It's not expensive, it's really not expensive! Such a national treasure costs only ten thousand taels of gold. It's so cheap!"
(End of this chapter)
After Wu Zetian talked with Yang Yanzhang, he immediately summoned Po Zan.
"Pozan, Yang Yanzhang has prepared the cannonballs. You can visit today. But..."
Wu Zetian made a temporary plan.
"This cannonball is the artifact of the Tang Dynasty. It is extremely precious! I think Tubo has been more honest recently, so I can show it to you! But Tubo still needs to pay 1 taels of gold for it! Are you willing?"
When Zan Po heard that Wu Zetian called it the divine weapon that would rule the country, she wanted to see it even more. At this time, she would be willing to pay not only 1 taels of gold, but even 10 taels!
"Your Majesty, ten thousand taels of gold is no problem! I just want to see it right away! But let me say it first. If the effect makes me dissatisfied, then I will not recognize these ten thousand taels of gold!"
Wu Zetian looked at Yang Yanzhang, who immediately laughed: "Zan Po, if you can stand still, I can give you this shell for free!"
Po Zan became embarrassed and said, "I, the Tubo men, are all very timid, how can I be afraid of this?"
Yang Yanzhang didn't say anything, but just smiled. Wu Zetian remembered that the ordinary cannonballs Yang Yanzhang made last time scared Po Zan to the point of peeing twice. This time, they were even more powerful, fearing that they would scare the shit out of her!
Soon, Yixin people arrived outside the city and walked for thirty miles. They didn't stop until Wu Zetian complained.
"Yang Yanzhang, what are you doing? If we leave again, we have to go to Ruzhou!"
Yang Yanzhang immediately ordered his people to stop and explained a few words to Li Duozuo who was accompanying him: "The area ten miles ahead is under martial law. No common people are allowed to enter, so as not to accidentally injure the common people! In addition, if there are houses or crops nearby that have been destroyed, please clearly note them down." , come back to compensate others! In addition, all soldiers must plug their ears, including you!"
Li Duozuo wanted to laugh a little, thinking that at such an old age, he had never seen any situation before, so he still needed to plug his ears?
However, although he was careless, he still informed the soldiers below.
Soon, several craftsmen from the Ministry of Industry followed Yang Yanzhang's instructions and buried a large explosive package ten miles away from the firing direction, and also buried a long fuse. Waiting for Yang Yanzhang to fire the cannon, they would light the fuse and give it to the Tibetan envoys. Act out a play.
For safety reasons, Wu Zetian and a group of ministers were placed on a hillside. A few soldiers stood at the foot of the hillside preparing to fire off cannons. Yang Yanzhang and Zan Po walked forward for seven or eight miles and waited under a bunker. Watch for movement.
"Yang Yushi, we are so close. If the cannonball is as powerful as you said, will I be killed?"
Po Zan, who was bragging before, became frightened when she actually arrived here, and couldn't help but express her worries.
But Yang Yanzhang deliberately acted recklessly: "What are you afraid of? If you die, you will die, sooner or later! If you die now, I will be with you, how wonderful!"
When Po Zan heard what he said, she felt even more confused: "Yang Yushi, how about we also go to the mountain to watch?"
"No, you are buying artillery shells. You don't even know what the power is. How can you be worse than your Zamp when you go back? Sit down and the cannons are about to start!"
When Zan Po heard that the cannon was about to be fired, he suddenly collapsed. The fire cannon last time caused a great psychological shadow on him. This time the cannonball was more powerful, which made him feel a slight chill in his crotch, and he actually leaked urine. .
"Well, are your cannonballs aimed accurately? Can they be aimed like a bow and arrow?" Zanpo was still asking endlessly in fear.
"Aiming? That doesn't exist. This thing is powerful enough. Just aim in one direction. As long as it is released, a large area around it will suffer. There is no need to aim like a bow and arrow!"
When Zan Po heard this, her whole body became weak immediately, and she had to hold on to the bunker to keep from falling.
"It's over, I have countless money, I have many beauties, and I haven't lived enough of my good life yet..." Zan Po wailed desperately, and could no longer care about anything else. She used her hands and feet to crawl out of the bunker.
But at this moment, the soldiers at the foot of the mountain started firing.
Boom!
There was a loud noise, and Zan Po was so frightened that she fell to the ground, hurriedly touched her head and asked, "Is my head still there?"
However, before Yang Yanzhang could answer, the craftsmen from the Ministry of Industry not far ahead had already lit the fuse, and in an instant, the basket-sized explosives were ignited!
boom! !
An earth-shaking loud noise was heard overwhelmingly!
Yang Yanzhang, who was two miles away, was knocked to the ground by the strong earthquake. Zan Po was even more shocked. She screamed and fainted.
At this time, Wu Zetian, who was halfway up the mountain, was still stunned by the shock to her ears even though she was far away, and the shock that came from her made the whole hill tremble!
Looking at the small forest ten miles away, there was a dazzling fire at this moment. Many trees flew up in the fire, accompanied by thick black smoke. The scene was extremely terrifying!
"I have seen lightning strike the palace and set it on fire, but the movement cannot be compared with this scene! Yang Yanzhang can actually create a movement more terrifying than Tianwei! How can there be such a genius in the world!"
Upon seeing this, the right minister Wei Beijian was thoughtful: No wonder he is not in a hurry to leave Luoyang!With his ability like this, it’s no wonder he was able to escape despite being molested by the Queen Mother and Princess many times!
Li Duozuo, who was leading troops on guard in the distance, was originally on horseback, but was suddenly shaken by the loud noise and fell off the horse. What was even worse was that when he fell from the horse, his ankle was entangled in the stirrup, and his own The mount started galloping because of fright, and was dragged around for several times.
Fortunately, there was green grass all around, so Li Duozuo only had to bear the flesh. Otherwise, if there were a few small stones, he would probably be hit on the head and bleed.
After being rescued, Li Duozuo stared at the black smoke floating in the air with lingering fear, and couldn't help muttering: It seems that Yang Yushi's words must be kept in mind in the future, otherwise he will suffer the same loss as today!
Yang Yanzhang shook Zanpo for a long time, but he didn't wake up. If he hadn't felt that Zanpo's heartbeat was still there, he would have had to give her artificial respiration.
Fortunately, there were soldiers surrounding him. Seeing that he was not awake, they immediately peeed, and then Zanpo Youyou woke up.
Looking around, the fear in Po Zan's eyes could not be concealed: "Yang Yushi, are you and I in the human world, or have we already arrived in the underworld?"
Yang Yanzhang said: "Wouldn't you know if you get up and take a look?"
Zan Po climbed out of the bunker with difficulty, and then she saw the forest burning not far away, black smoke billowing, surrounded by broken branches and leaves, and a big hole in the ground. She couldn't help but be surprised.
"This, is this what the cannonball caused?"
Yang Yanzhang smiled and nodded: "Yes! Such a shot! Are you satisfied?"
Zanpo swallowed a mouthful of saliva and nodded like a chicken eating rice: "Satisfied, so satisfied!"
"Is one piece of ten thousand taels of gold expensive?"
"It's not expensive, it's really not expensive! Such a national treasure costs only ten thousand taels of gold. It's so cheap!"
(End of this chapter)
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