Impeachment will make me stronger, and I will be invincible on the road to death.

Chapter 73 I said I would give you a surprise

The Tibetan envoy Zanpo was arranged to stay by the people from Honglu Temple. Wu Zetian also wanted to whet her appetite and make the subsequent matters easier to discuss, so she didn't see him for several days.

But what she called a "surprise" was finalized that day.

In the evening, Yang Yanzhang was called into the palace again.

"What are you doing? Just go to the palace and say it's a dinner to enhance your relationship..."

Yang Yanzhang felt that there was another article in it, and he was very wary.

But now that Shangguan Wan'er is not in the palace, there is basically no one to remind him. Yang Yanzhang is worried that he will be unable to guard against it.

"Queen Mother, Yang Yushi is here!"

While I was thinking, a happy voice came from in front of me.

Looking up, Yang Yanzhang was surprised: "Princess?"

"Why, you didn't expect to see me here?" Princess Taiping smiled charmingly.

Yang Yanzhang quickly withdrew his gaze and cautiously nodded without speaking.

"Yang Yushi, why did you lower your head immediately when you saw me? Do you think I am not beautiful enough, or...are you shy?"

She is indeed Princess Taiping!
He dared to tease her as soon as she met him.

But in the past, Princess Taiping never dared to be so blatantly flirtatious in front of Wu Zetian!

Isn't she afraid that Wu Zetian will become jealous and look good to her?
It should be noted that Princess Taiping could be generous enough to give Wu Zetian her male pet, but what Wu Zetian liked would not be faked.

Wu Zetian's voice came from inside: "Taiping, you are so rude to Yang Yushi, how are you going to get along with him in the future?"

Yang Yanzhang was shocked again: Wu Zetian's voice actually revealed a hint of joy!
Moreover, what does "getting along" mean?
Just when she felt that she had no clue, Princess Taiping smiled and stretched out her hand: "Yang Yushi, please move inside to have a drink."

Yang Yanzhang waved his hands repeatedly: "The princess invites you first, and the foreign ministers dare not make any mistakes."

Taiping didn't insist, so he walked in with a smile like the wind.

Yang Yanzhang glanced at the back and felt something in his heart: The girl is a good girl, but it is a pity that the royal family of the Tang Dynasty has a bad atmosphere. It inherited the indiscretions from Li Shimin. A girl comes from a family who indulges a lot of men every day and is shameless. Come to seduce your uncle and me, hey, the world is getting worse!

But he only dared to complain like this in his heart, not with his mouth.

If he said this, it would directly irritate the mother and daughter. They became angry and killed him desperately.

The wine has been placed inside, but apart from a few maids holding wine bottles, there are Wu Zetian, Taiping and Yang Yanzhang.

"Yang Yanzhang, take a seat!" Wu Zetian waved her sleeves and looked very interested.

"There's no rush, no rush. Just wait. It won't be too late to sit down when everyone is here."

Wu Zetian smiled immediately after hearing this: "Then you'd better not wait any longer. Today, I am only hosting a banquet for you and Taiping."

Yang Yanzhang's heart skipped a beat: Just for me and Princess Taiping?Something doesn't feel right!

But at first, there was nothing weird. It was just that when drinking, Wu Zetian relied on his talent and started to make drinking orders, and the loser had to compose a poem.

Although Yang Yanzhang didn't dare to let her lose, Wu Zetian occasionally seemed to be on purpose and couldn't handle a simple drinking order. Yang Yanzhang also saw Wu Zetian's talent.

Princess Taiping dealt with it very well and almost never lost. She occasionally wrote a poem, which seemed like that.Because Yang Yanzhang had hardly played this game, he often got stuck, so he drank a lot of wine and plagiarized many masterpieces of famous masters of the past.

As a result, the mother and daughter gradually showed signs of shock, and for a time they were obsessed with listening to it. Because what Yang Yanzhang recited were all masterpieces handed down from ancient times, they could naturally tell whether they were good or bad.

"Come here! Quick, write down the poems dictated by Yang Yanzhang to me!"

After Wu Zetian came to her senses, she immediately greeted the female officer next to her eagerly.

So several female officers took pens and papers and were ready.

"Who can remember what Yang Yushi recited just now?" Princess Taiping also looked anxious, asking left and right, for fear that Yang Yanzhang's poems would be missed.

But in fact, none of the palace maids here have that ability, not to mention writing them all down. Many poems don’t even remember the first sentence.

So, after struggling for a long time, I wrote three poems, but they were only one or two incomplete sentences.

"Trash, trash! I raised you trash for nothing!" Wu Zetian jumped to his feet and had to rack his brains to remember.

I have to say that Wu Zetian is indeed a hero among women. Yang Yanzhang watched it for a while and found that she actually wrote down [-]% of the poems silently.

"The Queen Mother's memory is really admirable!" Yang Yanzhang sincerely admired.

"What is this? When I was young, that was called photographic memory!" Wu Zetian immediately felt complacent and started to show off.

"The Queen Mother is still young now, and her grace is still the same as before." Yang Yanzhang still praised her sincerely.

"Huh? Is this little mouth smeared with lard today? Why is it so sweet? If you can do this every day, I can give you countless treasures, and even give you myself!"

"Mother! What should I do with my daughter?" Princess Taiping suddenly became anxious and even went up to give Wu Zetian a hand.

"Look at how anxious you are! Why are you panicking? Isn't it just a matter of words, Queen Mother?"

The words of the mother and daughter made Yang Yanzhang feel on pins and needles.

Although it was just a few words, he already had a premonition of what would happen today.

So, Yang Yanzhang rolled his eyes and had an idea: "The Queen Mother likes my poems, why don't I go home right now and write some for the Queen Mother overnight!"

Wu Zetian laughed and said, "You can write here too. We have paper and pen. I can even add a lamp for you myself!"

Yang Yanzhang waved his hands repeatedly: "Your Majesty, I don't know that I only get so excited about poetry when I'm at home. Just like those just now, I did them all at home."

Wu Zetian was stunned for a moment, but then smiled meaningfully: "It seems that you know the purpose of my banquet today. But Yang Yanzhang, there is a saying that an old monk who runs away cannot escape the temple, but I will allow you to go back today. , what will you do tomorrow and in the future?"

Yang Yanzhang opened his mouth. He really wanted to ask if watermelon rind was used to wipe the buttocks.

But... I can't afford to offend him!
Therefore, Yang Yanzhang had to pretend to be confused: "I don't understand what the Queen Mother means, but if the Queen Mother wants me to continue drinking, I will naturally be willing. I also like the royal wine in the palace very much."

Wu Zetian showed a joking look, but did not tell the truth, so the three of them continued to drink. When Wu Zetian and Princess Taiping were drinking and their eyes were blurred, Princess Taiping suddenly became dishonest.

"Yang Yanzhang, would you like to spend the night with me?" Princess Taiping said, smelling of wine.

"Yang Yanzhang, I said I wanted to give you a surprise." Wu Zetian also leaned on the desk, chuckling.

Yang Yanzhang was still energetic after drinking for so long, but when he heard this, he suddenly looked drunk and fell to the ground pretending to be fainted.

(End of this chapter)