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Chapter 59 Wu Zetian: Does the censor Zhongcheng teach farming?
"Yang Yanzhang wants to teach people how to farm?"

In Shangyang Palace, Wu Zetian's Gu Jing Wulan's mentality was broken again, and she was almost shocked.

Yang Yanzhang just said this in the morning, but Wu Zetian got the news at noon.

Of course, these were the secrets she had revealed to the palace maids she had rewarded Yang Yanzhang.

"Does he also know about farming? I don't believe it! He is extremely knowledgeable and martial arts, how can he still have time to learn farming??"

But the palace maid who came to report the news was so convincing that Wu Zetian couldn't bear her curiosity and simply drove back to Yang Yanzhang's house.

When they arrived, they saw dozens of ragged people sitting in Yang Yanzhang's courtyard. As for Yang Yanzhang, he was sitting high in the north, seriously explaining to a group of people how to farm.

When Wu Zetian saw this, he couldn't help laughing: "Censor Zhongcheng is teaching farmers about farming? Isn't this playing with an ax in front of Lu Ban's gate and a machete in front of Guan Gong? These people have been farming for generations, do they need him to give lectures?"

But she was really free today, so she actually listened at the door, planning to remember Yang Yanzhang's flaws and go in to laugh at him later.

"Everyone, of course you are very familiar with this kind of field work, but when it comes to how to increase production, I dare say that none of you here are as good as me!"

Immediately a young man below laughed: "Of course we dare not refute what Mr. Yu Shi said. If you say we don't know how to farm, then just pretend that we don't."

But Yang Yanzhang smiled and didn't take it seriously: "Don't be anxious, just listen to me slowly!"

"Do you know what is most important to whether crops can produce high yields?"

Immediately below, a man in his forties spoke: "What don't you know about this? First, look at whether the field is fertile. If it is fertile land, it will naturally be high-yielding! Secondly, look at the water! As long as there is water, crops will be easy to grow." high yield!"

Yang Yanzhang waved his hand: "It's too general. Today I will explain the key points to you in detail. If you want to farm in my house, you must remember what I said! As long as you can remember the key points of what I said, At the end of the year, I promise to give each of you [-] catties of grain!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked!

"Master Yushi, although you don't just speak out the imperial edict, you still have to be sure of what you say! Give each person [-] kilograms of grain? Why don't you tell me to bring down the moon from the sky?"

A young coolie complained dissatisfiedly.

Others also joined in.

Wu Zetian at the door couldn't bear it anymore, so she reprimanded him: "Yang Yanzhang, you have to use your tongue when talking big words! I'm here, how dare you talk nonsense? I'm giving you a chance, please tell me that nonsense right now." Take the palace back! You represent the Yushitai and this palace, how can you talk like child's play?"

When the people inside saw Wu Zetian arriving, they all got up in fright and lined up on both sides.

But Yang Yanzhang waved his hand: "Queen Mother, the King of Heaven is here today, and this is all I can say! One person weighs ten thousand pounds, and there is absolutely no false word! I dare to make a written statement!"

As he said, Yang Yanzhang actually wrote clearly in black and white with a stroke of his pen, promising that everyone would be given [-] kilograms of grain by the end of the year.

"If you can't cash in, sell this house to pay off the debt!" Yang Yanzhang said loudly.

Wu Zetian was furious: "This is the house I gave to you, how could you do this? Bastard!"

But seeing that Yang Yanzhang had already written the documents, Wu Zetian had no choice but to scold the people: "You really know that he is going crazy, what are you still doing here? Could it be that you really want to wait for him to rob him when he can't fulfill it?" This mansion?”

Everyone was immediately terrified and wanted to run away.Yang Yanzhang became anxious when he saw it: "I gave you food with good intentions, but why don't you believe it? Queen Mother, if you continue to do this, I will not go to court in the future and will just farm!"

Wu Zetian was furious: "How dare you threaten me?"

"I don't dare, I just told the truth!"

Wu Zeqian was very angry: "I have found a way for you to leave and asked them to leave. How come you don't know what is right and why do you still do this?"

Yang Yanzhang's face turned solemn: "Does the Queen Mother think that I can create a magical weapon to subdue the country, but she knows nothing about farming?"

Wu Zetian then remembered that the Yang Yanzhang in front of her was not an alien that could be judged by common sense.

So she softened her tone: "Are you really going to give each of them a thousand catties of grain? There are probably nearly a hundred people here, so don't you want to give away a hundred thousand catties of grain? Do you know that the output of your more than 2000 acres of land has increased?" Together they only cost [-] to [-] catties! With your family background, how will you repay it when the time comes? Even selling you won’t be enough!”

However, Yang Yanzhang nodded again: "Queen Mother, I was absolutely right when I said that each of them should be given a thousand catties! Because, according to my guidance, one acre of land can produce two thousand catties or three thousand catties! They have worked hard for several months, and I will give them ten thousand catties." Is food as reward excessive?”

"It's not too much..." Wu Zetian suddenly raised his eyes, "The yield per mu is two thousand to three thousand kilograms? Yang Yanzhang, something is very wrong with you today! Although I don't understand farming, I also know that the yield of fertile land is only two to three hundred kilograms per mu. That's it! Two to three thousand catties...why don't you go to heaven?"

Not to mention the Queen Mother, the people present shook their heads after hearing this.

"It turns out that Yang Yushi is joking with us! Let's go. Yang Yushi is living with a salary, so he is naturally in the mood to joke. My eyes are so hungry, how can I be in the mood to joke like this?"

"Yang Yushi is really brave. He dares to joke again and again in front of the Queen Mother! Okay, Yang Yushi, we have had enough fun today. Thank you for making us laugh. But we are all starving to death, so we should go out to find work. It’s important to eat as a casualty!”

This time, the people wanted to leave spontaneously, rather than being threatened by Wu Zetian.

Yang Yanzhang was so angry that he had a headache. If this old witch hadn't come in and interfered, how could there have been so many bad things?
Then Yang Yanzhang suddenly shouted solemnly: "Who are you kidding? I recruited you, but you come and go again. Isn't this a waste of my time? If you dare to leave, I will tell you to go out and you won't be able to find food!" "

Then Yang Yanzhang finally said sincerely to Wu Zetian: "Queen Mother, please don't interrupt! Today I have arranged the matter clearly. In three months, you will know whether it is true or false!"

Wu Zetian opened her mouth, but finally suppressed her anger and did not continue to obstruct. She just took a deep breath and seriously confirmed again: "Are you really capable of producing two or three thousand kilograms per month?"

Yang Yanzhang nodded again, and then shouted solemnly to the people in the courtyard: "Everyone, sit down! Next, let's start class!"

Attend class?

The corner of Wu Zetian's mouth twitched, and her mood collapsed.

"This guy must be crazy!"

"Censor Zhongcheng gave lessons to a bunch of untouchables..."

"What I'm teaching is the ability to produce two to three thousand kilograms per mu..."

"Why do I feel like a cult?"

(End of this chapter)