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Chapter 43 Wu Zetian: Raising pigeons is also called Zhenguo?

Upon hearing what Yang Yanzhang said, Wu Zetian was immediately happy, and the anger just now disappeared!

"What kind of divine weapon is it to conquer the country? Please tell me first!"

Wu Zetian's eagerness aroused the slander in Yang Yanzhang's heart: Woman, it's like turning the page in a book!A legendary woman like Wu Zetian is actually like this!

However, complaints are complaints, and Yang Yanzhang still said seriously: "Your Majesty, the artifact that I have presented to you this time is a secret technique for raising pigeons!"

As soon as these words came out, Wu Zetian, Shangguan Wan'er and several maids were stunned!

"No, Yang Yanzhang, please say it again! I seem to have heard you wrong just now. Raise pigeons? Are they pigeons that fly in the sky? What kind of pigeons do you raise?"

Wu Zetian looked full of suspicion. Of course, it was not just her, but Shangguan Wan'er also looked confused.

"That's right, Queen Mother, it's the kind of pigeon that flies in the sky!" Yang Yanzhang's serious face made Wu Zetian collapse.

"Raising pigeons can be called a secret skill with good intentions? Is it also worthy of being called a national artifact? Yang Yanzhang, I won't joke with you, and you don't want to joke with me like this!"

Wu Zetian suppressed her anger, fearing that Yang Yanzhang was joking with her again and blamed her wrongly.

But Yang Yanzhang once again said with certainty: "Your Majesty, I am serious, I am really not joking this time!"

"Are you sure?"

"I am very sure!"

"You bastard!" Wu Zetian suddenly became furious. She was furious and looked like a lioness from the east of the river.

"Shameless! Why do you have the nerve to claim that you are a country by raising pigeons? Do you think I am a fool??"

Wu Zetian couldn't help it, so he took the pillow and threw it at Yang Yanzhang, but Yang Yanzhang gently raised his hand to catch it.

Yang Yanzhang was also a little confused at this time. He didn't expect Wu Zetian to be so angry.

But he is also very innocent. Raising pigeons can really be classified as a country, because this technology was not only extremely useful in ancient times, but also in later generations, this pigeon raising is still maintained in the military.

After thinking about it, Yang Yanzhang was relieved: Wu Zetian has never seen the world, so we won't argue with him!

So, Yang Yanzhang explained patiently: "Queen Mother, don't get angry in a hurry. Please listen to me slowly."

"Tell me! I'm here to see if you can make some sense!"

Yang Yanzhang smiled calmly: "The Queen Mother knows that there is military information at the border. How did she convey the message?"

Wu Zetian looked disdainful: "There is a beacon and there is an eight-hundred-mile emergency. Even a three-year-old child knows this."

Yang Yanzhang asked again: "Which one is faster, Fengsui or Babaili?"

"Nonsense! Of course it's [-] miles expedited!"

Yang Yanzhang nodded: "Yes, the eight hundred miles expedited is quite fast, but the Queen Mother also knows that sometimes there will be a lot of delay in disasters such as floods damaging roads, falling rocks, etc.! Moreover, even if everything goes well, , we have to go around, maybe to the north, but we even have to walk a little way south before we can continue going north! This wastes a lot of time! And for some major military situations, time is the life of the soldiers, the country. 's safety!"

Wu Zetian nodded for a while, but then sneered: "I know all this, but so what? Can you avoid the landslide? Or can you take the straight path without taking detours?"

Unexpectedly, Yang Yanzhang smiled proudly: "Wei Chen can really make the urgent report go straight and send the military information back in the shortest time!"

Wu Zetian obviously didn't believe it: "How to send it? Oh, carry it back on your pigeons?" "The Queen Mother is wise!" Yang Yanzhang directly flattered Wu Zetian, but Wu Zetian couldn't be dealt with directly.

"Wise? Damn!" Wu Zetian grabbed another pillow and threw it over, "If the pigeon can deliver messages, I will give you Shangguan Yuqing as a woman!"

"Is there such a good thing??" Yang Yanzhang felt so happy that he fell from the sky, and he became excited at that time.

"Queen Mother, are you sure you are not joking?"

"Confirm! Come, I will give you a letter. If you can let the pigeon deliver the letter, I will really approve Shangguan Yuqing and your good deeds!"

After saying that, Wu Zetian took a pen and paper, wrote down her promise, and stamped her seal on it.

"Well, it's written in black and white, I won't joke with you! But Yang Yanzhang, even a dog can't do this kind of thing, how can a stupid bird do it?"

Wu Zetian had a sneer on her face, as if she was looking at an idiot.

But Yang Yanzhang was also enthusiastic, and he immediately took out a pen and paper and wrote his own pledge: "I also wrote it down in black and white. If I can't let the pigeon deliver the letter, I would rather give up my official position and serve the Queen Mother from now on!"

"Oh? Is there such a good thing??" Wu Zetian was overjoyed, her eyes were shining, she was already looking at Yang Yanzhang's strong and well-proportioned body, and she even swallowed a mouthful of saliva shamefully!
"Come here! Catch the pigeons raised in the palace and let Yang Yanzhang perform for us! I want to see with my own eyes how you can make the pigeons deliver messages!"

However, Wu Zetian then stared at Yang Yanzhang with evil intentions and smiled charmingly: "Yang Yanzhang, this is called throwing yourself into a trap! After today, you will be a member of this palace! Hmph, no matter how clever you are, you will still be able to speak in the end. Didn’t you become my plaything?”

Yang Yanzhang felt a little embarrassed after hearing this, but according to Feige, he really knows how to do this!

Several palace maids quickly brought a few pigeons over. They were all very fat and plump. After handing them to Yang Yanzhang, they were not afraid of danger and stared at Yang Yanzhang as if they were asking for food.

Yang Yanzhang collapsed at that time: "Queen Mother, how can this thing be used?"

Wu Zetian was delighted when he heard this: "Oh? Are you starting to make excuses now? It doesn't matter. You tell me why it can't be used. If what you say makes sense, I will change it for you!"

"That's right, if you want a pigeon to deliver a message, at least it can't stop randomly and be afraid of life! If it brings military information, but stops when it's hungry, then the military information must not fall into the hands of the enemy? And if it falls randomly, it will definitely fall into the enemy's hands. The hungry people used it as a tooth-beating sacrifice!"

Wu Zetian was stunned when she heard this. It looked a little incredible: "What you said really makes sense! So tell me, what do you want?"

"Weichen wants a pigeon that hasn't had much contact with people!"

Wu Zetian frowned slightly: "This is difficult to handle. Is it possible that we have to ask people to arrest him outside the city?"

Yang Yanzhang didn't want to be in trouble, so he asked the palace maid next to him: "Are there any pigeon nests on the trees in the palace?"

Shangguan Wan'er immediately said: "I've seen it! I'll catch it!"

But Yang Yanzhang laughed: "Please come with the Queen Mother! The time to witness the miracle is coming soon!"

Wu Zetian rolled his eyes and couldn't help laughing: "Yang Yanzhang, I find that you are really a hard-boiled duck with a tough mouth! You still insist on doing something that is obviously impossible? Forget it, I will go with you to see what you do. What other tricks are there!”

So, the three of them headed behind Shangyang Palace.

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(End of this chapter)