Impeachment will make me stronger, and I will be invincible on the road to death.
Chapter 36 The Tibetan envoy was scared to death again
Chapter 36 The Tibetan envoy was scared to death again
Outside Shangyang Palace, Po Zan was blocked from the outside.
"I want to see your Queen Mother! Why did you stop me?"
"The Queen Mother is not here? Don't believe it! I visited many ministers, but they are not at home. It is obvious that they are all in the palace! If the ministers are in the palace, how can the Queen Mother not be here?"
The guards at the door were almost annoyed by Zan Po, but they did not dare to reveal Wu Zetian's whereabouts.
However, just as Po Zan continued to act like a monster, there was a loud noise outside the city, which frightened Po Zan so hard that she fell down!
Looking up at the sky, Zanpo's eyes were full of fear and she couldn't come back to her senses for a long time!
In fact, the school ground is quite far away from Shangyang Palace. Although the sound of that shot was loud, it would not have frightened Zanpo so badly when it landed here. The main reason was that he was frightened by the salvo of 180 fire cannons a few days ago. He was so brave that he was now particularly sensitive to such explosions, which was why he collapsed in fear when he heard the noise.
Thinking back to the violent movement just now, Zan Po was trembling in her heart.
"The weapons of the Tang Dynasty are so powerful! The weird weapons of the past few days were scary enough. Today's weapons made the ground tremble just now! What level of weapons is this?? This is going to give me Tubo. , is that okay?"
Although she was extremely scared, Zan Po was even more curious about the mysterious weapons of the Tang Dynasty and made up her mind to explore them.
"If the weapons of the Tang Dynasty are too powerful, then I have to go back and tell Chide Songtsan that we in Tubo should keep a lower profile in the future and let the Turks bring trouble to the Tang Dynasty..."
After holding on to the wall and standing up reluctantly, Po Zan no longer disturbed the imperial guards on duty at the palace gate. Instead, she stood obediently and looked very well-behaved.
After that, after waiting for another half an hour, Wu Zetian finally sent someone over and took Po Zan to the school grounds.
Po Zan looked up and looked surprised: "The emperors and ministers of the Tang Dynasty are really not in the palace! What are they doing here?"
While they were doubting, several soldiers urged again: "The Queen Mother is in front and is about to invite you to come and watch the fun."
"Watching the excitement? Is there such a good thing?"
Zan Po didn't say much and hurriedly walked a few miles. As expected, she saw Wu Zetian and a group of ministers forming a circle in front of them. They were really looking at something.
"The Tibetan envoy is here? Come on, let him get closer!"
When Wu Zetian saw Zan Po arriving, the smile on her face became even stronger.
She had just visited the scene created by the cannon with all the civil and military officials!
Where the cannonball fell, a large circular crater two feet deep and five feet wide was blasted. The surrounding vegetation was either burned or uprooted. The scene was very shocking!
Moreover, several nearby trees were almost broken by the explosion!
Such great power is something no one has ever dreamed of!
Wu Zetian seemed to have seen that Po Zan was really frightened to the point of peeing for the second time as Yang Yanzhang said!
After Zan Po got closer, she also noticed the situation here, so she was surprised: "Oh! No wonder when I was in the city, I suddenly heard a huge noise and was so frightened that I fell down. It turned out that it was a lightning strike! This is a rare thing, could it be that someone here did something bad and was punished by God?"
Wu Zetian deliberately retorted: "No, this is not a divine punishment, but man-made."
Zanpo immediately burst into laughter: "Man-made? How can human power cause such destruction? This is the power of heaven, this is the power of God!"
Yang Yanzhang immediately said loudly: "This power is indeed the power of heaven and God, but our dynasty can use such power freely!"
"Haha!" Granny Zan couldn't help laughing again, "Just brag, you guys! Can you still use it freely? Do you think I'm a three-year-old? If you can use this kind of power, I'll call you grandpa!" Yang Yanzhang frowned Yiyang: "Is this true?"
"Haha! The Erlang of Tubo never tells lies! You give me such power to command and control. If you really have this ability, I will not only call you grandpa, but I will also serve you as grandpa from now on!"
Wu Zetian couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter. In the end, she was so laughing that she couldn't stand. She sat back and held her stomach and cried out that it hurt.
The ministers all laughed at this time. After seeing the scene where Yang Yanzhang fired the gun just now, they already knew that Granny Zan really had an extra grandfather this time.
Yang Yanzhang smiled: "In that case, I will grant your wish and let you see my Tang Dynasty artifact again!"
So, everyone walked another nine miles and returned to the place where they came out.
Only then did Zan Po realize that she was listening to a strange large object made of copper.
"Still the old rules, everyone should take a hundred steps back to avoid being scared!"
After Yang Yanzhang reminded him again, this time, no one raised any objections, whether it was Wu Zetian, Li Duozuo, or other officials of the Tang Dynasty, and they immediately took a hundred steps back!
Witnessing this scene, Po Zan wanted to laugh.
"Datang, you are indeed a coward! You have to take a hundred steps back because you are afraid? What are you afraid of? What is there to be afraid of here?"
Po Zan, who couldn't understand, looked at the Tang Dynasty monarchs and ministers who were all retreating, and there was a hint of ridicule on her face: "No wonder you were beaten and retreated in the Western Regions! You are so courageous, why not go home and have a baby!"
However, as soon as he finished speaking, Yang Yanzhang issued an invitation: "Po Zan, if you are really brave, stand with me!"
This time, Yang Yanzhang still planned to light the fire himself.
Zan Po didn't know what was going on, but when he was so irritated, she actually walked over with a look of pride on her face!
"I'm here! So what?"
"No, just stand still."
Zanpo sneered: "It's so mysterious! You're not afraid, so what am I afraid of?"
Yang Yanzhang didn't speak anymore, but started to light the fire.
The match rope was burning, and this scene made Zan Po feel heartbroken!
Because the mysterious weapon a few days ago made a big noise after being ignited!
"As long as I'm prepared, I'm not afraid of embarrassment!"
Po Zan thought so.
However, the next moment, he discovered that Yang Yanzhang had run away!
"Hey?? What's wrong with you??"
Before Zan Po could ask, she saw Yang Yanzhang suddenly lying on the ground, covering his ears, as if he was avoiding a savage beast!
When Zan Po saw this, he suddenly panicked, but the bold words just now made him embarrassed to run away directly. Moreover, he felt prepared and there was no need to panic.
As a result, when he was so hesitant and stunned, an unimaginable sound suddenly hit him!
The cannon was knocked back half a foot by the huge recoil, and a cloud of dust suddenly exploded on the spot!
In the dust, Zan Po had already been knocked to the ground. She didn't know whether she was frightened or shocked!
When the dust dispersed, everyone could see clearly that Zan Po, who had been showing off just now, was staring at the cannon with a look of horror on her face. When she sat down on the ground, there was a puddle of urine stains left behind!
(End of this chapter)
Outside Shangyang Palace, Po Zan was blocked from the outside.
"I want to see your Queen Mother! Why did you stop me?"
"The Queen Mother is not here? Don't believe it! I visited many ministers, but they are not at home. It is obvious that they are all in the palace! If the ministers are in the palace, how can the Queen Mother not be here?"
The guards at the door were almost annoyed by Zan Po, but they did not dare to reveal Wu Zetian's whereabouts.
However, just as Po Zan continued to act like a monster, there was a loud noise outside the city, which frightened Po Zan so hard that she fell down!
Looking up at the sky, Zanpo's eyes were full of fear and she couldn't come back to her senses for a long time!
In fact, the school ground is quite far away from Shangyang Palace. Although the sound of that shot was loud, it would not have frightened Zanpo so badly when it landed here. The main reason was that he was frightened by the salvo of 180 fire cannons a few days ago. He was so brave that he was now particularly sensitive to such explosions, which was why he collapsed in fear when he heard the noise.
Thinking back to the violent movement just now, Zan Po was trembling in her heart.
"The weapons of the Tang Dynasty are so powerful! The weird weapons of the past few days were scary enough. Today's weapons made the ground tremble just now! What level of weapons is this?? This is going to give me Tubo. , is that okay?"
Although she was extremely scared, Zan Po was even more curious about the mysterious weapons of the Tang Dynasty and made up her mind to explore them.
"If the weapons of the Tang Dynasty are too powerful, then I have to go back and tell Chide Songtsan that we in Tubo should keep a lower profile in the future and let the Turks bring trouble to the Tang Dynasty..."
After holding on to the wall and standing up reluctantly, Po Zan no longer disturbed the imperial guards on duty at the palace gate. Instead, she stood obediently and looked very well-behaved.
After that, after waiting for another half an hour, Wu Zetian finally sent someone over and took Po Zan to the school grounds.
Po Zan looked up and looked surprised: "The emperors and ministers of the Tang Dynasty are really not in the palace! What are they doing here?"
While they were doubting, several soldiers urged again: "The Queen Mother is in front and is about to invite you to come and watch the fun."
"Watching the excitement? Is there such a good thing?"
Zan Po didn't say much and hurriedly walked a few miles. As expected, she saw Wu Zetian and a group of ministers forming a circle in front of them. They were really looking at something.
"The Tibetan envoy is here? Come on, let him get closer!"
When Wu Zetian saw Zan Po arriving, the smile on her face became even stronger.
She had just visited the scene created by the cannon with all the civil and military officials!
Where the cannonball fell, a large circular crater two feet deep and five feet wide was blasted. The surrounding vegetation was either burned or uprooted. The scene was very shocking!
Moreover, several nearby trees were almost broken by the explosion!
Such great power is something no one has ever dreamed of!
Wu Zetian seemed to have seen that Po Zan was really frightened to the point of peeing for the second time as Yang Yanzhang said!
After Zan Po got closer, she also noticed the situation here, so she was surprised: "Oh! No wonder when I was in the city, I suddenly heard a huge noise and was so frightened that I fell down. It turned out that it was a lightning strike! This is a rare thing, could it be that someone here did something bad and was punished by God?"
Wu Zetian deliberately retorted: "No, this is not a divine punishment, but man-made."
Zanpo immediately burst into laughter: "Man-made? How can human power cause such destruction? This is the power of heaven, this is the power of God!"
Yang Yanzhang immediately said loudly: "This power is indeed the power of heaven and God, but our dynasty can use such power freely!"
"Haha!" Granny Zan couldn't help laughing again, "Just brag, you guys! Can you still use it freely? Do you think I'm a three-year-old? If you can use this kind of power, I'll call you grandpa!" Yang Yanzhang frowned Yiyang: "Is this true?"
"Haha! The Erlang of Tubo never tells lies! You give me such power to command and control. If you really have this ability, I will not only call you grandpa, but I will also serve you as grandpa from now on!"
Wu Zetian couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter. In the end, she was so laughing that she couldn't stand. She sat back and held her stomach and cried out that it hurt.
The ministers all laughed at this time. After seeing the scene where Yang Yanzhang fired the gun just now, they already knew that Granny Zan really had an extra grandfather this time.
Yang Yanzhang smiled: "In that case, I will grant your wish and let you see my Tang Dynasty artifact again!"
So, everyone walked another nine miles and returned to the place where they came out.
Only then did Zan Po realize that she was listening to a strange large object made of copper.
"Still the old rules, everyone should take a hundred steps back to avoid being scared!"
After Yang Yanzhang reminded him again, this time, no one raised any objections, whether it was Wu Zetian, Li Duozuo, or other officials of the Tang Dynasty, and they immediately took a hundred steps back!
Witnessing this scene, Po Zan wanted to laugh.
"Datang, you are indeed a coward! You have to take a hundred steps back because you are afraid? What are you afraid of? What is there to be afraid of here?"
Po Zan, who couldn't understand, looked at the Tang Dynasty monarchs and ministers who were all retreating, and there was a hint of ridicule on her face: "No wonder you were beaten and retreated in the Western Regions! You are so courageous, why not go home and have a baby!"
However, as soon as he finished speaking, Yang Yanzhang issued an invitation: "Po Zan, if you are really brave, stand with me!"
This time, Yang Yanzhang still planned to light the fire himself.
Zan Po didn't know what was going on, but when he was so irritated, she actually walked over with a look of pride on her face!
"I'm here! So what?"
"No, just stand still."
Zanpo sneered: "It's so mysterious! You're not afraid, so what am I afraid of?"
Yang Yanzhang didn't speak anymore, but started to light the fire.
The match rope was burning, and this scene made Zan Po feel heartbroken!
Because the mysterious weapon a few days ago made a big noise after being ignited!
"As long as I'm prepared, I'm not afraid of embarrassment!"
Po Zan thought so.
However, the next moment, he discovered that Yang Yanzhang had run away!
"Hey?? What's wrong with you??"
Before Zan Po could ask, she saw Yang Yanzhang suddenly lying on the ground, covering his ears, as if he was avoiding a savage beast!
When Zan Po saw this, he suddenly panicked, but the bold words just now made him embarrassed to run away directly. Moreover, he felt prepared and there was no need to panic.
As a result, when he was so hesitant and stunned, an unimaginable sound suddenly hit him!
The cannon was knocked back half a foot by the huge recoil, and a cloud of dust suddenly exploded on the spot!
In the dust, Zan Po had already been knocked to the ground. She didn't know whether she was frightened or shocked!
When the dust dispersed, everyone could see clearly that Zan Po, who had been showing off just now, was staring at the cannon with a look of horror on her face. When she sat down on the ground, there was a puddle of urine stains left behind!
(End of this chapter)
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