Impeachment will make me stronger, and I will be invincible on the road to death.

Chapter 34: The Tibetan envoy was scared to death

"Hey, the wind picked up and sand got into my eyes!"

After seeing this eye-catching scene, a young general immediately began to rub his eyes tactfully. Others came to their senses one after another and hurriedly followed suit.

Wu Zetian looked at Ga Zanpo who was lying on the ground bleeding, and while feeling happy, she recalled over and over again the scene where Yang Yanzhang had rescued her, and her heart actually beat as happily as a girl.

Yang Yanzhang, who had been eaten tofu, was extremely embarrassed at the moment. He couldn't hug him, but he didn't dare to push him away. He could only watch the soldiers rubbing his eyes in embarrassment.

"The Queen Mother, the Queen Mother? You still want to give this guy an ugly look. Doesn't the Queen Mother not want to frighten Tibet, kill their majesty, and enhance the power of our Tang army?"

When Wu Zetian heard this, she reluctantly let go of her hand, but she did not forget to give him a flirtatious look.

"What a sin..." Yang Yanzhang wailed in his heart, thinking that he could just kick Po Zan away, why should he help Wu Zetian?
Wu Zetian adjusted the phoenix crown and regained her composure before saying in a deep voice: "Messenger of Tubo, are you okay? Could it be that you were beaten so hard by Zhongcheng, the royal censor of this palace, that you couldn't get up?"

Zanpo immediately covered her mouth and nose, and became crazy under the severe pain: "How dare you treat me like this! When I go back, I will definitely let my subordinates teach you a lesson to the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty in the Western Regions!"

Wu Zetian sneered: "Yang Yanzhang, this person is talking nonsense, should you do something?"

Yang Yanzhang immediately understood and shouted: "Light the fire, fire the gun!"

Zanpo still wanted to show off, but she was suddenly attracted by a stabbing sound, and then she saw the forest guards lighting the strange weapons on fire, and then raising them into the sky together.

"What are these Tang people doing? Why do they feel so funny..."

Unexpectedly, when he thought of this, a loud sound suddenly came from Zanpo's ears!

clap clap clap!
It was like a thunderous explosion, deafening!
Wu Zetian was prepared, but her face turned pale with fright, and she fell into Yang Yanzhang's arms again.
As for the Tibetan envoy Zanpo, he was knocked to the ground by the loud noise of the firecrackers. His eyes were fixed on the firecrackers, full of horror!
"Close the team! You can retreat!"

Following another order from Yang Yanzhang, the forbidden army of Fire Guns exited excitedly.

Today they not only saw a beautiful show, but they also succeeded in pretending it in front of the Tibetan envoy!

It can be expected that they will definitely be appointed by Wu Zetian as the most honorable guards in the future!

After they dispersed, all the officials saw Po Zan sitting on the ground and laughed.

The generals of the Sixteenth Guard came in armor and surrounded Zan Po again.

"Zan Po! Do you dare to be so harsh?" Li Duozuo kicked him with a look of pleasure on his face.

"Get up and talk! You're such a coward, I can't even look down on you!" Wang Xiaojie wanted to lift up Zan Po, but although Zan Po came back to her senses, she struggled hard and refused to get up.

"Queen Mother, isn't this guy trying to blackmail us?" Li Duozuo looked at Wu Zetian in shock.

Wu Zetian burst out laughing: "It's not impossible, after all, he's just a barbarian."

But Wang Xiaojie, who was still pulling on Zan Po at this time, suddenly frowned: "Why do I smell the smell of urine? Zan Po?? Didn't your mother pee out of fright?"

Zanpo suddenly clenched her fists, lowered her head deeply, and roared in shame and anger: "Go away! Don't touch me! You Tang people are really bad!"

Wu Zetian couldn't help laughing: "Why are the Tang people so bad?" Zanpo suddenly raised his head and said angrily: "You deliberately used some unedged weapons to deceive me. Who thought these things were so scary! You must have designed it! You are really bad It’s so clear!”

Everyone laughed for a while and then left the school grounds.

When returning, Wu Zetian asked Yang Yanzhang to go with her.

"Yang Yanzhang, you have made meritorious service again today! What reward do you want?"

"Your Majesty, I have obtained the status of General Mingwei. This is already a great favor. I don't need any other rewards! If you climb too fast, you may easily be misunderstood."

"Oh? Are you afraid that others will misunderstand your relationship with me?"

"This……"

"Hmph, the more afraid you are, the more I will do this!"

When Wu Zetian thought of this, he pursed his lips and smiled: "Today this Po Zan suffered a big loss from you, and she will definitely regain her face in the Western Regions after she goes back! Yang Yanzhang, do you dare to go to the Western Regions on my behalf and fight for me?" A beautiful battle, the majesty of killing Tubo?"

Yang Yanzhang blinked and hesitated.

He had some understanding of war, but in essence, he was no different from Zhao Kuo and Ma Di. In other words, he had no actual combat experience.

And we have to go to the far west, which is no joke.

"As the Queen Mother knows, I have some martial arts skills. If I kill the enemy in front of the battle, there is no problem. However, when it comes to commanding troops, I dare not rush to accept the order because I have never been to the battlefield in person and have no experience at all. talk!"

Wu Zetian was very surprised: "Yang Yanzhang, if you can think like this, it proves that you have the talent of a general, not a boastful paper master like Zhao Kuo! In this way, the war is not tense for the time being, and you don't need to go, but I suggest you , if you hang out with a few generals more often, you might actually go into battle one day!"

Yang Yanzhang smiled bitterly and could only accept the order.

Wu Zetian successfully saved her face today, and she was so happy that she immediately issued an order after returning to the palace: "The Tubo envoy has arrived. There will be a banquet in the palace today. All civil and military officials can come to the banquet and come together to welcome the Tubo envoy!"

Yang Yanzhang immediately resigned: "Queen Mother, I have to go back and take a quick look at the sacred weapon that governs the country. I will not come to the banquet today! If the sacred weapon can be released as soon as possible, the Tubo envoy will be scared to pee again!"

"Rude!" Wu Zetian cursed, but the smile on her face could not be concealed.

"Go ahead, I'm waiting for you here!"

What he said seemed to have other meanings. Looking at Wu Zetian again, her eyes were full of affection and her whole body exuded a mature and charming aura, Yang Yanzhang almost couldn't control himself.

"Then Weichen will just resign!"

Seeing Yang Yanzhang leaving in a hurry, Wu Zetian showed a trace of distress on his face: Hey, why was I so unruly in the past?If this were not the case, Yang Yanzhang would not reject me like this!
After looking in the mirror, I felt pity for her stunning face. Wu Zetian was even more sure of her speculation.

"It seems that I will never be seduced by Taiping again in the future, and I will never be a man in the palace! If I don't suffer today, how can I have any happiness in the future? I must prove my determination to Yang Yanzhang!"

Shangguan Wan'er, who had been silently paying attention to Wu Zetian's expression, gradually showed a worried look in her eyes: The Queen Mother is paying more and more attention to Yang Yanzhang. This is not a good sign!I'm afraid that one day Yang Yanzhang won't be able to control it anymore...

(End of this chapter)