Impeachment will make me stronger, and I will be invincible on the road to death.
Chapter 22 Obtain a mansion and several palace maids
Chapter 22 Obtain a mansion and several maids
However, although the idea was good, Yang Yanzhang was not sure that he could actually use the firecracker drawings to create a cannon.
To be on the safe side, I decided to pretend to be mysterious: "Your Majesty, if I mention this magical weapon now, I am afraid of arousing jealousy, but it will not be effective!"
Wu Zetian thought about it and actually believed it.
"Well, it's okay if you don't tell me, but you have to give me some time. When can you tinker with this artifact?"
Yang Yanzhang has no idea about this issue at all. Who knows what the level of craftsmen these days is!
To be on the safe side, Yang Yanzhang still wanted to leave enough room for himself: "I'm afraid it will take three years!"
Unexpectedly, Wu Zetian became angry at that time: "Three years? Do you want to wait until I sleep in a grave?"
Yang Yanzhang quickly changed his mind: "If everything goes well, maybe it can be done in one year!"
But Wu Zetian was still dissatisfied. After snorting coldly, he directly set a rule for Yang Yanzhang: "Three months! I will give you three months! Huh, if I don't see your so-called magic weapon within three months, I will give you three months." The palace will remove you from your post and transfer you into the palace to be a fake eunuch!"
Yang Yanzhang shuddered directly and stopped talking to Wu Zetian. He immediately said: "Since the Queen Mother said so, I must agree to a condition! In the future, I can give priority to money, materials, and craftsmen!"
Wu Zetian was very happy: "This is no problem! If you give me the artifact, I will naturally meet all your conditions!"
Seeing that they had eaten and drank enough and talked about important things, Yang Yanzhang planned to say goodbye.
But thinking that I was about to build a cannon for Wu Zetian, but I didn't even have a place to sleep, I couldn't help but feel sad.
But just as he reached the door, he was stopped by Wu Zetian again.
"Yang Yanzhang, why have you suddenly become stupid? Can't you figure out the reason why I am entertaining you here?"
"How dare you, a humble minister, to speculate on the holy will?"
"You can pull me down. You openly contradict me in the court. What else don't you dare to do? It's getting late and I should go back to the palace. As for you, you can live here from now on!"
Yang Yanzhang raised his head in shock: "What does the Queen Mother mean??"
"Stupid! This house will be yours from now on!"
At this time, Yang Yanzhang remembered that when he first came in, several eunuchs were hanging a plaque on the front door. The "Yang" on it was referring to him...
This is the boundary of Qinghuafang where the royal family and nobles live, and this house is the best location in Qinghuafang!
For future generations, this will be the courtyard outside the Forbidden City. Its value is immeasurable!
At this time, Yang Yanzhang was really shocked!
"Don't use this expression. Although you have been causing trouble for me, what you said before is right. I have the power and have stabilized the situation. It's time to win over people's hearts! In the hearts of all officials, I am afraid that you will also become an iron man. If you are an upright and upright official, if I am willing to let you go, you will naturally win people's hearts!"
"Oh, that's it! The Queen Mother is so wise!"
After Wu Zetian was flattered, she immediately looked overjoyed and looked at the maids around her with a wicked smile on her face.
"It's a problem that such a big house has no one to take care of it. With your little salary, I'm afraid it won't be enough to buy a few slaves. In this way, I am happy today and will give them to you!"
Yang Yanzhang looked at these maids and couldn't help but swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Many of the maids in the palace were family members sent in after the officials were confiscated. Like Shangguan Wan'er, some were beauties left after the draft.
And those who can stay by Wu Zetian's side to serve are the best among them.
After a visual inspection just now, Yang Yanzhang found that [-]% of them are beauties that make people's hearts beat, and the remaining [-]% are worthy of the word "good-looking"!
These almost twenty maids will have to serve me from now on. Wouldn't life become more comfortable from now on?
"What are you thinking about?" Wu Zetian asked in a deep voice with a touch of greenness on his face.
Yang Yanzhang laughed instinctively.
"Humph, I have to tell you in advance. After all, these are the people around me. If you dare to touch them, it will be disrespectful to me! So, you'd better think about it yourself!" Yang Yanzhang was dumbfounded. , couldn't help complaining: "Queen Mother, when the palace maid reaches the age of leaving the palace, can't she go out to get married? Why can't she get married here?"
"Huh, that's for someone else! It's your turn, no!"
Wu Zetian became proud again and left with her hands behind her back.
It was late, and some of the palace maids who were used to going to bed early had already begun to doze off.
But Yang Yanzhang looked around and was restless.
There are a group of beauties at home, but I can only look at them, so I asked you if you are angry?
"Damn it, you might as well leave me a few old ladies in their seventies or eighties. That way, I won't have to worry about you so much!"
After complaining silently, Yang Yanzhang saw all the girls looking at him and immediately realized something.
"Everyone, go find a place to sleep by yourselves. I'm a newbie here and I'm not familiar with this place, so I can't help you find a place to sleep. Just give me a place to sleep."
All the palace maids suddenly lost their faint nervousness, and natural smiles appeared on their faces.
The leading maid opened her red lips and smiled: "Your Excellency is so easy-going. It seems that we will be punished less in the future."
"Ahem, I don't have any rules here. Just watch and do things by yourself."
As a time traveler, Yang Yanzhang naturally did not have the habit of manipulating slaves. Since he could not touch these maids, he planned to go to bed early and prepare to build cannons tomorrow.
However, after he randomly found a room, before he could lie down, he saw the palace ladies lining up and walking in one after another.
Some were struggling to carry barrels, some were holding things like towels, some were holding things like pajamas, and some were holding other messy things with unknown uses.
"What are you..." Yang Yanzhang looked confused.
"I'll wait for you to take a bath and go to bed." The leading female officer chuckled.
"Bath?" Yang Yanzhang was stunned. He usually took a bath in various "soups" in the city. Those kind of places were the same as those used by people who lived a good life in later generations. They were public bathhouses. For back rubs, the space is spacious and very comfortable.
However, all the people taking bath there are men!
Yang Yanzhang has never been rubbed by a woman.
It's exciting to think about it!
Looking at these beautiful faces and the unique low-cut clothes of the Tang Dynasty, Yang Yanzhang suddenly shed a nosebleed.
"My lord, you are angry." The female officer who started the conversation obviously knew better and smiled strangely, "Bathing can soothe the body and reduce anger and irritability! Sir, please sit down and let us undress and undress you."
Yang Yanzhang trembled: "What happens after you take off your clothes? Are you going to stand here all the time?"
"Of course not!" The female officer shook her head and smiled even more.
"No? That's okay..."
"Where can we stand? We have to give adults a bath!"
(End of this chapter)
However, although the idea was good, Yang Yanzhang was not sure that he could actually use the firecracker drawings to create a cannon.
To be on the safe side, I decided to pretend to be mysterious: "Your Majesty, if I mention this magical weapon now, I am afraid of arousing jealousy, but it will not be effective!"
Wu Zetian thought about it and actually believed it.
"Well, it's okay if you don't tell me, but you have to give me some time. When can you tinker with this artifact?"
Yang Yanzhang has no idea about this issue at all. Who knows what the level of craftsmen these days is!
To be on the safe side, Yang Yanzhang still wanted to leave enough room for himself: "I'm afraid it will take three years!"
Unexpectedly, Wu Zetian became angry at that time: "Three years? Do you want to wait until I sleep in a grave?"
Yang Yanzhang quickly changed his mind: "If everything goes well, maybe it can be done in one year!"
But Wu Zetian was still dissatisfied. After snorting coldly, he directly set a rule for Yang Yanzhang: "Three months! I will give you three months! Huh, if I don't see your so-called magic weapon within three months, I will give you three months." The palace will remove you from your post and transfer you into the palace to be a fake eunuch!"
Yang Yanzhang shuddered directly and stopped talking to Wu Zetian. He immediately said: "Since the Queen Mother said so, I must agree to a condition! In the future, I can give priority to money, materials, and craftsmen!"
Wu Zetian was very happy: "This is no problem! If you give me the artifact, I will naturally meet all your conditions!"
Seeing that they had eaten and drank enough and talked about important things, Yang Yanzhang planned to say goodbye.
But thinking that I was about to build a cannon for Wu Zetian, but I didn't even have a place to sleep, I couldn't help but feel sad.
But just as he reached the door, he was stopped by Wu Zetian again.
"Yang Yanzhang, why have you suddenly become stupid? Can't you figure out the reason why I am entertaining you here?"
"How dare you, a humble minister, to speculate on the holy will?"
"You can pull me down. You openly contradict me in the court. What else don't you dare to do? It's getting late and I should go back to the palace. As for you, you can live here from now on!"
Yang Yanzhang raised his head in shock: "What does the Queen Mother mean??"
"Stupid! This house will be yours from now on!"
At this time, Yang Yanzhang remembered that when he first came in, several eunuchs were hanging a plaque on the front door. The "Yang" on it was referring to him...
This is the boundary of Qinghuafang where the royal family and nobles live, and this house is the best location in Qinghuafang!
For future generations, this will be the courtyard outside the Forbidden City. Its value is immeasurable!
At this time, Yang Yanzhang was really shocked!
"Don't use this expression. Although you have been causing trouble for me, what you said before is right. I have the power and have stabilized the situation. It's time to win over people's hearts! In the hearts of all officials, I am afraid that you will also become an iron man. If you are an upright and upright official, if I am willing to let you go, you will naturally win people's hearts!"
"Oh, that's it! The Queen Mother is so wise!"
After Wu Zetian was flattered, she immediately looked overjoyed and looked at the maids around her with a wicked smile on her face.
"It's a problem that such a big house has no one to take care of it. With your little salary, I'm afraid it won't be enough to buy a few slaves. In this way, I am happy today and will give them to you!"
Yang Yanzhang looked at these maids and couldn't help but swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Many of the maids in the palace were family members sent in after the officials were confiscated. Like Shangguan Wan'er, some were beauties left after the draft.
And those who can stay by Wu Zetian's side to serve are the best among them.
After a visual inspection just now, Yang Yanzhang found that [-]% of them are beauties that make people's hearts beat, and the remaining [-]% are worthy of the word "good-looking"!
These almost twenty maids will have to serve me from now on. Wouldn't life become more comfortable from now on?
"What are you thinking about?" Wu Zetian asked in a deep voice with a touch of greenness on his face.
Yang Yanzhang laughed instinctively.
"Humph, I have to tell you in advance. After all, these are the people around me. If you dare to touch them, it will be disrespectful to me! So, you'd better think about it yourself!" Yang Yanzhang was dumbfounded. , couldn't help complaining: "Queen Mother, when the palace maid reaches the age of leaving the palace, can't she go out to get married? Why can't she get married here?"
"Huh, that's for someone else! It's your turn, no!"
Wu Zetian became proud again and left with her hands behind her back.
It was late, and some of the palace maids who were used to going to bed early had already begun to doze off.
But Yang Yanzhang looked around and was restless.
There are a group of beauties at home, but I can only look at them, so I asked you if you are angry?
"Damn it, you might as well leave me a few old ladies in their seventies or eighties. That way, I won't have to worry about you so much!"
After complaining silently, Yang Yanzhang saw all the girls looking at him and immediately realized something.
"Everyone, go find a place to sleep by yourselves. I'm a newbie here and I'm not familiar with this place, so I can't help you find a place to sleep. Just give me a place to sleep."
All the palace maids suddenly lost their faint nervousness, and natural smiles appeared on their faces.
The leading maid opened her red lips and smiled: "Your Excellency is so easy-going. It seems that we will be punished less in the future."
"Ahem, I don't have any rules here. Just watch and do things by yourself."
As a time traveler, Yang Yanzhang naturally did not have the habit of manipulating slaves. Since he could not touch these maids, he planned to go to bed early and prepare to build cannons tomorrow.
However, after he randomly found a room, before he could lie down, he saw the palace ladies lining up and walking in one after another.
Some were struggling to carry barrels, some were holding things like towels, some were holding things like pajamas, and some were holding other messy things with unknown uses.
"What are you..." Yang Yanzhang looked confused.
"I'll wait for you to take a bath and go to bed." The leading female officer chuckled.
"Bath?" Yang Yanzhang was stunned. He usually took a bath in various "soups" in the city. Those kind of places were the same as those used by people who lived a good life in later generations. They were public bathhouses. For back rubs, the space is spacious and very comfortable.
However, all the people taking bath there are men!
Yang Yanzhang has never been rubbed by a woman.
It's exciting to think about it!
Looking at these beautiful faces and the unique low-cut clothes of the Tang Dynasty, Yang Yanzhang suddenly shed a nosebleed.
"My lord, you are angry." The female officer who started the conversation obviously knew better and smiled strangely, "Bathing can soothe the body and reduce anger and irritability! Sir, please sit down and let us undress and undress you."
Yang Yanzhang trembled: "What happens after you take off your clothes? Are you going to stand here all the time?"
"Of course not!" The female officer shook her head and smiled even more.
"No? That's okay..."
"Where can we stand? We have to give adults a bath!"
(End of this chapter)
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