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Chapter 18 Wu Zetian’s Love Poems
Chapter 18 Wu Zetian’s Love Poems
Although he was ridiculed by the crowd, Yang Yanzhang was as steady as a rock, smiling, and even glanced at Wu Zetian provocatively.
"Why do you feel something is wrong?" Wu Zetian frowned and muttered in her heart.
Shangguan Wan'er also felt that Yang Yanzhang was confident, but she couldn't figure out how Yang Yanzhang knew what Wu Zetian wrote.
"Yang Yanzhang! What are you waiting for? If you can't see it, admit it quickly! I don't have time to watch you in a daze here!"
Wu Zetian was the first to lose her temper and couldn't help but urge her.
Yang Yanzhang then shouted to the restaurant next to him: "Give me a carrot!"
Unexpectedly, the waiter in the restaurant was very stingy: "Carrots are from the Western Regions. They are very precious. The store does not have much stock and cannot provide them. Please forgive me, Lord Yushi!"
Wu Zetian was anxious to see Yang Yanzhang make a fool of himself, and immediately became angry: "Give him! How much is a mere carrot worth?"
The waiter had no choice but to take out a carrot the size of his little finger and handed it to Yang Yanzhang.
Yang Yanzhang soaked the water in the bowl, crushed it, and then waved the white paper on which Wu Zetian had written and the carrot juice in front of everyone.
"Everyone, look at it! This is the Queen Mother's blank paper! Is there nothing there?"
Everyone nodded.
Then he poured the carrot juice on it, and blue writing suddenly appeared on the originally white paper!
Although there was too much soup and the handwriting looked crooked, it did reveal Wu Zetian's handwriting!
Di Renjie was most curious about this kind of strange and weird thing. Seeing that Yang Yanzhang had such wonderful craftsmanship, he immediately became excited and volunteered to read out what Wu Zetian had written.
"I am interested in you, but my husband is ruthless to me. If you can always be with me, in this life..."
As he read it, Di Renjie felt that he couldn't read it anymore because the writing was a bit hot...
"Di Renjie! Stop reading..." Wu Zetian didn't expect that the words she wrote with water would actually be tinkered with!
Being read out by Di Renjie in broad daylight in front of all the officials, Wu Zetian felt that she was really embarrassed.
At this time, the officials who were originally surprised by Yang Yanzhang's unique skills froze when they heard what Wu Zetian wrote, and they did not dare to say anything.
However, the veteran Su Liangsi soon started to pick out his ears: "Di Renjie, what's written on it? I was picking my ears just now and didn't hear it clearly. Could you please read it again."
Zhang Guangfu's eyes also lit up, and he also started picking his ears: "Di Renjie, I didn't hear it just now because I was picking my ears. Could you please read it again?"
"Ahem! The same goes for me, Di Renjie, read it again!"
"Me too……"
"Me too……"
……
Di Renjie felt a little broken: After reading together for a long time, I was the only one who saw and heard these harsh words, and you all went to pick out your ears?
"If you didn't hear it clearly, you can read it for yourself! Actually, I don't even know what I just recited. I also recited it while picking my ears."
Di Renjie also started picking his ears, pretending to be like him.
Wu Zetian retracted her head from the window without leaving a trace. Listening to the explanations of the officials proving their innocence, she felt even more burning on her face.
Princess Taiping looked at Wu Zetian with strange eyes: "Mother, I really admire you!" "What do you admire?"
"My son admires my mother's courage and methods! My mother has a crush on someone and dares to write a poem to express her love. She is truly a heroine! I will follow my mother's example in the future and be more courageous!"
"Shut up! You are already wild enough! You have led me to evil!"
Shangguan Wan'er saw that the atmosphere at the scene was getting weird, so she looked down and shouted: "Yang Yanzhang!"
Yang Yanzhang has not yet woken up from the shock. He never imagined that Wu Zetian would play in such a fancy way and actually write a love poem on a piece of white paper...
As for who that thing is written for, everyone knows it.
"Yang Yanzhang! Why are you still standing there? What did you write? Show it to everyone!"
Shangguan Wan'er spoke again.
Yang Yanzhang had just regained his composure and wanted to get out of this embarrassing atmosphere quickly, so he poured the carrot juice on without saying a word.
Di Renjie read it carefully this time, and after confirming that the content above was correct, he volunteered to read it again.
"A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date. Raise your glass to invite the bright moon, and the shadows will form three people."
Because Yang Yanzhang only wrote these few sentences, Di Renjie stopped there.
"Queen Mother, this poem..." Shangguan Wan'er looked surprised when she heard it.
Wu Zetian also raised his head with a look of surprise: "I didn't expect that he had such literary talent! Drinking alone under the moon, inviting the moon to drink together, the few words he said were deeply touching! I am afraid that such literary talent could not be matched by King Luo Bin back then. !”
A few years ago, Xu Jingye's cavalry and King Luo Bin were killed after Xu Jingye's mutiny because they wrote a campaign against Wu Zetian.
But when it comes to King Luo Bin's talents, Wu Zetian naturally likes him very much.
I thought that after the death of King Luo Bin in the Tang Dynasty, such talents would never appear again, but I never expected that an even better talent would be hiding in Yushitai!
"Lord Zhongcheng, what a poem!" Di Renjie finally stopped being embarrassed this time and praised it sincerely.
I used to think that Yang Yanzhang was just a hot-blooded young man, and Di Renjie just kept a distance from him. But now that he discovered that Yang Yanzhang was a great talent, he immediately wanted to make friends with him.
"Yang Yushi not only has extraordinary skills, but his literary talent is also so outstanding! Today's street performance really opened our eyes and feasted our eyes!" Su Liangsi stopped picking his ears this time and praised with a smile. He felt that this younger generation is really an incredible person. A lot of talent, the key is a sense of justice!
Li Duozuo took out a gold ingot from his arms and handed it to Yang Yanzhang: "Master Zhongcheng has shown his talent, and I have nothing to repay. I can only offer you this thing to express my feelings."
Seeing this, other ministers immediately began to send money, no more, no less, just a gold ingot to each person.
Even though the amount given to each person was small, the civil and military officials put together a calf-high pile in front of Yang Yanzhang!
"This guy is still making a lot of money!"
Wu Zetian bit her red lips and was very dissatisfied. Having seen Yang Yanzhang's ability, she was now more interested and wanted to make Yang Yanzhang homeless so that she could have a long talk with her in the palace.
But Yang Yanzhang didn't take them all, he just put one piece into his arms: "I appreciate your kindness! Donate the remaining money to the national treasury! I have this piece of gold, which is enough for food, drink and hotel today!" "
Di Renjie couldn't help but remind him: "Yang Yushi, how many days can this gold ingot be used? Is it possible that you will run out of money in a few days and you will come back to perform as a performer?"
"You don't need to worry about this." Wu Zetian's voice fell, and the officials immediately fell silent.
(End of this chapter)
Although he was ridiculed by the crowd, Yang Yanzhang was as steady as a rock, smiling, and even glanced at Wu Zetian provocatively.
"Why do you feel something is wrong?" Wu Zetian frowned and muttered in her heart.
Shangguan Wan'er also felt that Yang Yanzhang was confident, but she couldn't figure out how Yang Yanzhang knew what Wu Zetian wrote.
"Yang Yanzhang! What are you waiting for? If you can't see it, admit it quickly! I don't have time to watch you in a daze here!"
Wu Zetian was the first to lose her temper and couldn't help but urge her.
Yang Yanzhang then shouted to the restaurant next to him: "Give me a carrot!"
Unexpectedly, the waiter in the restaurant was very stingy: "Carrots are from the Western Regions. They are very precious. The store does not have much stock and cannot provide them. Please forgive me, Lord Yushi!"
Wu Zetian was anxious to see Yang Yanzhang make a fool of himself, and immediately became angry: "Give him! How much is a mere carrot worth?"
The waiter had no choice but to take out a carrot the size of his little finger and handed it to Yang Yanzhang.
Yang Yanzhang soaked the water in the bowl, crushed it, and then waved the white paper on which Wu Zetian had written and the carrot juice in front of everyone.
"Everyone, look at it! This is the Queen Mother's blank paper! Is there nothing there?"
Everyone nodded.
Then he poured the carrot juice on it, and blue writing suddenly appeared on the originally white paper!
Although there was too much soup and the handwriting looked crooked, it did reveal Wu Zetian's handwriting!
Di Renjie was most curious about this kind of strange and weird thing. Seeing that Yang Yanzhang had such wonderful craftsmanship, he immediately became excited and volunteered to read out what Wu Zetian had written.
"I am interested in you, but my husband is ruthless to me. If you can always be with me, in this life..."
As he read it, Di Renjie felt that he couldn't read it anymore because the writing was a bit hot...
"Di Renjie! Stop reading..." Wu Zetian didn't expect that the words she wrote with water would actually be tinkered with!
Being read out by Di Renjie in broad daylight in front of all the officials, Wu Zetian felt that she was really embarrassed.
At this time, the officials who were originally surprised by Yang Yanzhang's unique skills froze when they heard what Wu Zetian wrote, and they did not dare to say anything.
However, the veteran Su Liangsi soon started to pick out his ears: "Di Renjie, what's written on it? I was picking my ears just now and didn't hear it clearly. Could you please read it again."
Zhang Guangfu's eyes also lit up, and he also started picking his ears: "Di Renjie, I didn't hear it just now because I was picking my ears. Could you please read it again?"
"Ahem! The same goes for me, Di Renjie, read it again!"
"Me too……"
"Me too……"
……
Di Renjie felt a little broken: After reading together for a long time, I was the only one who saw and heard these harsh words, and you all went to pick out your ears?
"If you didn't hear it clearly, you can read it for yourself! Actually, I don't even know what I just recited. I also recited it while picking my ears."
Di Renjie also started picking his ears, pretending to be like him.
Wu Zetian retracted her head from the window without leaving a trace. Listening to the explanations of the officials proving their innocence, she felt even more burning on her face.
Princess Taiping looked at Wu Zetian with strange eyes: "Mother, I really admire you!" "What do you admire?"
"My son admires my mother's courage and methods! My mother has a crush on someone and dares to write a poem to express her love. She is truly a heroine! I will follow my mother's example in the future and be more courageous!"
"Shut up! You are already wild enough! You have led me to evil!"
Shangguan Wan'er saw that the atmosphere at the scene was getting weird, so she looked down and shouted: "Yang Yanzhang!"
Yang Yanzhang has not yet woken up from the shock. He never imagined that Wu Zetian would play in such a fancy way and actually write a love poem on a piece of white paper...
As for who that thing is written for, everyone knows it.
"Yang Yanzhang! Why are you still standing there? What did you write? Show it to everyone!"
Shangguan Wan'er spoke again.
Yang Yanzhang had just regained his composure and wanted to get out of this embarrassing atmosphere quickly, so he poured the carrot juice on without saying a word.
Di Renjie read it carefully this time, and after confirming that the content above was correct, he volunteered to read it again.
"A pot of wine among the flowers, drinking alone without a blind date. Raise your glass to invite the bright moon, and the shadows will form three people."
Because Yang Yanzhang only wrote these few sentences, Di Renjie stopped there.
"Queen Mother, this poem..." Shangguan Wan'er looked surprised when she heard it.
Wu Zetian also raised his head with a look of surprise: "I didn't expect that he had such literary talent! Drinking alone under the moon, inviting the moon to drink together, the few words he said were deeply touching! I am afraid that such literary talent could not be matched by King Luo Bin back then. !”
A few years ago, Xu Jingye's cavalry and King Luo Bin were killed after Xu Jingye's mutiny because they wrote a campaign against Wu Zetian.
But when it comes to King Luo Bin's talents, Wu Zetian naturally likes him very much.
I thought that after the death of King Luo Bin in the Tang Dynasty, such talents would never appear again, but I never expected that an even better talent would be hiding in Yushitai!
"Lord Zhongcheng, what a poem!" Di Renjie finally stopped being embarrassed this time and praised it sincerely.
I used to think that Yang Yanzhang was just a hot-blooded young man, and Di Renjie just kept a distance from him. But now that he discovered that Yang Yanzhang was a great talent, he immediately wanted to make friends with him.
"Yang Yushi not only has extraordinary skills, but his literary talent is also so outstanding! Today's street performance really opened our eyes and feasted our eyes!" Su Liangsi stopped picking his ears this time and praised with a smile. He felt that this younger generation is really an incredible person. A lot of talent, the key is a sense of justice!
Li Duozuo took out a gold ingot from his arms and handed it to Yang Yanzhang: "Master Zhongcheng has shown his talent, and I have nothing to repay. I can only offer you this thing to express my feelings."
Seeing this, other ministers immediately began to send money, no more, no less, just a gold ingot to each person.
Even though the amount given to each person was small, the civil and military officials put together a calf-high pile in front of Yang Yanzhang!
"This guy is still making a lot of money!"
Wu Zetian bit her red lips and was very dissatisfied. Having seen Yang Yanzhang's ability, she was now more interested and wanted to make Yang Yanzhang homeless so that she could have a long talk with her in the palace.
But Yang Yanzhang didn't take them all, he just put one piece into his arms: "I appreciate your kindness! Donate the remaining money to the national treasury! I have this piece of gold, which is enough for food, drink and hotel today!" "
Di Renjie couldn't help but remind him: "Yang Yushi, how many days can this gold ingot be used? Is it possible that you will run out of money in a few days and you will come back to perform as a performer?"
"You don't need to worry about this." Wu Zetian's voice fell, and the officials immediately fell silent.
(End of this chapter)
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