Impeachment will make me stronger, and I will be invincible on the road to death.

Chapter 101 A Beautiful Misunderstanding
But just as Yang Yanzhang was admiring the pheasant in his hand, he suddenly heard a strange sound.

Boom boom boom!
This was a jumping movement, which reminded Yang Yanzhang of the existence of zombies at that time.

Because there are no kangaroos in the Tang Dynasty, the only things that can jump are fleas and sparrows, but these two things basically make no noise when they jump.

With such a weighty beating, he is obviously a big guy.

"I just told my sister-in-law a ghost story, and I'm about to encounter evil spirits here, right?"

Thinking that time travel had happened, Yang Yanzhang alertly jumped up to a big tree and watched from a high position.

Soon, a humanoid creature jumping upright came into view, which made Yang Yanzhang's heart skip a beat.

"It really looks like a zombie!"

Feeling that he didn't know how strong this thing was or what its capabilities were, Yang Yanzhang didn't act rashly, but just observed it carefully.

As a result, when I looked at it, I felt a bit stunned.

"Why is this zombie so flexible? He looks here and there, but he's not stiff at all!"

"This guy still has a sword in his hand?"

"Could it be that it has evolved?"

Yang Yanzhang was a little panicked as he thought about it. Without paying attention, he accidentally broke a twig on the tree, making a crisp and violent sound.

As a result, the next moment, the unknown object below looked up. At the same time, he flicked the sword in his hand and flew towards Yang Yanzhang!

Seeing that he could no longer stay in the tree, Yang Yanzhang planned to escape when he landed. Unexpectedly, before he could run away, the unknown object screamed and jumped away first!
"What's going on?" Yang Yanzhang was confused for a while.

When I was confused, the unknown object in front suddenly cried and shouted: "Yang Yanzhang! Where are you? The Yellow River water ghost has climbed up the tree! Help!"

Yang Yanzhang's jaw almost dropped when he heard that, and then he realized that the person in front of him was not a zombie, it was clearly Shangguan Wan'er!

"Wan'er! Wan'er!"

Yang Yanzhang shouted twice, and Shangguan Wan'er stopped as expected. After looking back, she unexpectedly turned around and ran faster, shouting louder!
"Yang Yanzhang! This water ghost can imitate people's speech. He is pretending to be you! Where did you die? I'm so scared..."

"This silly girl..." Seeing Shangguan Wan'er running further and further away with no intention of stopping, Yang Yanzhang had no choice but to chase after her.

"Oh my god! The water ghost is chasing me! Didn't you say that the water ghost is in the water? Yang Yanzhang lied to me. This water ghost can not only climb trees, but also walk on the ground as fast as flying! Help! Yang Yanzhang, where are you??"

Shangguan Wan'er really cried this time.

Yang Yanzhang could only shout from behind: "I'm right here, I'm right behind you! I'm not a water ghost. If you don't believe me, just take a look!"

But Shangguan Wan'er never turned around and tried her best to escape. Fortunately, she was jumping on one leg and her speed was not very fast. Moreover, after jumping for a while, she accidentally tripped over a rock in front of her!
She was about to fall to the ground, but fortunately, Yang Yanzhang dodged and rushed over, took her into his arms, landed on the bottom himself, and lifted Shangguan Wan'er up.

"Ghost, ghost, water ghost!!"

Shangguan Wan'er closed her eyes in fear, and punched Yang Yanzhang with a pair of pink fists.

Yang Yanzhang was not careful and was punched several times in the face. Shangguan Wan'er was not weak in martial arts. After these few punches, Yang Yanzhang was hit with a black nose and a swollen face.

Seeing that she couldn't calm down, Yang Yanzhang had no choice but to hug her tightly, put her in his arms, and comforted her over and over again.After a long time like this, Shangguan Wan'er finally stopped screaming and her body wasn't shaking so much, but her eyes were still closed.

"Yang Yanzhang, is it really you?"

"It's absolutely true! I've been hit in the face by you, and you still don't know who you hit?"

"They are obviously hitting water ghosts!"

"I've been holding you for a long time. Do you think I'm hot or cold? Does a water ghost have this temperature?"

Shangguan Wan'er's body suddenly softened, and she fell on Yang Yanzhang's body.

At this time, a strange tacit feeling surged through the two of them, so Shangguan Wan'er didn't speak, and Yang Yanzhang didn't speak either. The two just lay holding each other, everything around them seemed to quiet down, and each other All you can hear is the thumping heartbeat of the other person.

After a long time, Shangguan Wan'er finally got up from Yang Yanzhang. But when she sat up, in order to support her balance, she naturally pushed her hands back, but unexpectedly hit something hot like a tree trunk, which frightened Shangguan Wan'er. He hurriedly let go, but in this way, due to his body imbalance, he pressed on Yang Yanzhang again. Fortunately, it was a buffer, and Yang Yanzhang was not hit in the face again this time.

After being embarrassed for a while, Shangguan Wan'er hurriedly got up. This time there was an awkward silence.

"Well, I'm hungry..." After a long time, Shangguan Wan'er finally spoke.

Yang Yanzhang took a deep breath, suppressed the restlessness in his heart, and said in a deep voice: "Go back to the river. After I clean up, I will give you an outdoor barbecue."

"Open-air barbecue?" Shangguan Wan'er was amused by this new and never-heard name again.

When going back, Yang Yanzhang wrapped the pheasant around his waist, carried the roe deer on his back, and carried the hare in his left hand. However, his right hand reached over and took Shangguan Wan'er's hand without any explanation.

This hand, although there was a cocoon at the tiger's mouth for wielding weapons all year round, seemed to become soft the moment Yang Yanzhang held it.

After trying to shrink back several times without success, Shangguan Wan'er remained reserved and still got angry: "Yang Yanzhang, how can you be so rude to others?"

"Rude? Aren't you afraid of water ghosts? If you're not afraid, then don't hold me."

Yang Yanzhang actually felt quite distressed when he thought of her running all the way and panicking just now.

When Shangguan Wan'er heard this, she didn't say anything more, but she still walked with a jump.

"Why are you always jumping around? The way you were walking just now made me think there was a monster coming. I was so scared that I climbed up a tree in no time!"

Upon hearing this, Shangguan Wan'er couldn't help but reach out and pinch his side: "How dare you say that? You took one of his shoes, how can he walk without jumping?"

Yang Yanzhang couldn't help but grin, and then he remembered that he had taken Shangguan Wan'er's shoes.

"Where are my shoes? If you don't give them to me, I'll almost get used to dancing!"

"I won't give you shoes. But if you get tired from dancing, I can carry you back."

Shangguan Wan'er rolled her eyes, determined not to let Yang Yanzhang take advantage, so she really jumped back all the way.

During the past few years Yang Yanzhang lived in Chang'an Poyuan, he really developed a good skill in making fires and cooking.

In a short time, the roe deer, pheasant and hare were all washed, and after the bonfire was lit, the three kinds of game were placed on top.

(End of this chapter)