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Chapter 95 The Child's Dream
Chapter 95 The Child's Dream
They were all children of several years old. When they heard that there was something to eat, they all became attentive and chattered. The scene was a bit chaotic.
Many adults don't like to stay with children. It's not unreasonable. It's too noisy.
Zhang Yaohua: "Quiet, let's talk about each one, starting with you."
The child who was called stood up and said, "When I grow up, I want to be admitted to Peking University."
Ok?
It’s kind of interesting that you know Peking University at such a young age?
"Oh? Why are you admitted to Peking University?" Zhang Yaohua asked him, isn't it good to study at the National Defense University?
"My mother asked me to take the exam at Peking University." The little guy answered seriously.
Zhang Yaohua: "..."
Good guy!It turned out to be the thought instilled by my mother.
Fine!
"Then let me test you, what is 2+8?"
"It's equal to 6."
The answer was pretty quick.
Zhang Yaohua: "???"
A large paragraph of text appeared in his mind, and he finally deleted it one by one, moved his hand up and down, and said to the little guy: "The ideal is very good, sit down quickly!"
The people watching not far away were almost laughing.
That’s it, do you still want to get into Peking University?Let’s go home and bake sweet potatoes!
There was a child at the scene who figured it out and corrected the answer.
The next child was a girl, who looked to be about five years old. She stood up generously and said, "I want to sing when I grow up."
Be a singer?star?
This is one of the dreams of many people.
"Very good, sing a piece for us." Zhang Yaohua encouraged.
There is nothing wrong with being a singer. Everyone hates celebrities, but they also want to be stars. As the saying goes, they all hate the great powers and hate that they are not the great powers.
Same thing.
The little girl doesn’t have stage fright, she really sings:
"Love you walking alone in a dark alley
Love the way you don't kneel
love you confronted with despair
......"
Soon, other little guys sang along, forming a chorus.
All that is left in Zhang Yaohua's mind is "Huh?"
Is this the most popular children’s song right now?I heard it was a primary school student’s pick-up code, and it seems to be true.The problem is, these little guys haven’t studied yet and are not elementary school students yet!Also popular?
Zhang Yaohua was greatly shocked.
"Okay, okay, I know you are good." Seeing that they were going to do it again, Zhang Yaohua quickly stopped.
When it was the turn of the guy who wanted to kiss Xuanxuan before, he stood up, took a hard sniff, and seemed to have swallowed it.Zhang Yaohua didn't know what to say for a while.
"I want to have a wife when I grow up."
As soon as these words came out, others burst into laughter.
Zhang Yaohua has a black hair.
"Well! Besides marrying a wife?" Zhang Yaohua guessed that this was taught by the child's mother, right?
"Have a baby."
have to!I can't talk any more today.
Is it appropriate for you, a child, to keep talking about marrying a wife and having children?I am still a child!What do his parents usually say to him?
The guy added: "Three."
"Hey! I didn't ask you how many children you have, sit down!" Zhang Yaohua couldn't let him continue to express himself freely.
I was afraid that he would say something even more shocking later.
The next child is a little confused. Maybe he is too young and has no idea what to do in the future. He hesitates for a long time and cannot hold back a fart.
Finally, a sentence came out: "I will go back and ask my mother." "No need to ask, I will know later, and sit down too!" Despite this, Zhang Yaohua still applauded him and asked him to sit down.
Jin Sheng was still young, so naturally he didn't know what to say.Fortunately for Xuanxuan, at least she has a goal, which is to open a canteen so that she can eat snacks every day.
Um!He is a real foodie.
Others are doctors, teachers, etc.
No need to guess, it is most likely instilled by parents.How can children of this age want to be teachers, doctors, etc., when they still don’t understand the meaning of those professions?
The last little guy also made an astonishing statement.
"When I grow up, I want to kill Japanese."
Oh?
Still have this ambition?
Zhang Yaohua rubbed his head and encouraged: "Yeah! Very good, just kill the Japanese."
The three views are very upright!
It seems that the anti-Japanese drama that is often shown at home is not in vain and has educational significance.Children, it is easy to be subtle.The blood feud between us and the Japanese must be firmly remembered by the younger generation.
History cannot be forgotten.
What kind of friendship between China and Japan, bah!Can we forgive such hatred?
Seeing Zhang Yaohua's encouragement, the little guy's face turned red with excitement.
The other little guys seemed to have gotten the standard answer. They raised their hands and changed their words: "I also want to kill the Japanese."
"Okay, okay, okay! Let's go buy something to eat." With that said, Zhang Yaohua led a group of little guys to the canteen in the village.
The owner of the canteen saw Zhang Yaohua coming again with a group of children.
Yo!A big customer is coming.
He hurriedly greeted him, knowing that Zhang Yaohua had made a lot of money.
A group of children rushed into the canteen, and the whole canteen was immediately packed.The idle men who were originally playing cards in the canteen also avoided his edge and gave up their positions one after another.
They weren't angry, after all, some of these children were from their family.
If someone invites their child to eat, can they still stop him?I’d love to see it come to fruition!No need to ask them for money to buy snacks.
Zhang Yaohua said: "Everyone is only allowed to take two things!"
The idle man holding a good deck of cards shouted to his boy: "Get a bottle of soy sauce, fish sauce is also fine, do you hear me?"
However, his boy pretended not to hear him, and without even looking at his father, he reached for his favorite snack.At this moment, he has no father.
This made the parent so angry that he really wanted to go over and slap his butt a few times.
"Haha! You'd better save it! Are you embarrassed?" the player said humiliatingly.
Zhang Yaohua is a little pity that these little guys haven't studied yet, otherwise he could give them a few more homework books.
The canteen owner smiled and said, "Hua Zai is still very generous and generous."
He stared at the children and calculated quickly in his mind.
Don't underestimate rural people. The older generation may not have read much and may not know some words, but they are still very good at calculations. They can calculate tens of thousands of miles clearly and very accurately.
Especially people who do small business.
"The total is 102.5 yuan, wipe out the 102 cents, and just give me [-]."
Zhang Yaohua happily gave this money.
He saw the sprinkler gun in the store, pointed at it and said, "Take that sprinkler gun and give it to him! It counts."
This toy is a reward for the little guy who said he wanted to kill the Japanese.
The little guy became even more excited.
Although the plastic sprinkler gun looks simple, it is not cheap. It costs 18 yuan!His family was reluctant to buy it for him.
The other children looked at the guy with envy.If I had known earlier, they would have said they would kill the Japanese.
"Okay! Then 120."
Zhang Yaohua scans the QR code to pay.Although it is a small shop in a village, the payment still keeps up with the trend.
"Remember, you don't have to hit people, you can only hit other things." Zhang Yaohua warned the little guy, lest he use the water gun to offend other people and cause trouble.
Thanks to the two brothers Mu Jiangyi and Xiaoxiang Shuipang for the reward!
(End of this chapter)
They were all children of several years old. When they heard that there was something to eat, they all became attentive and chattered. The scene was a bit chaotic.
Many adults don't like to stay with children. It's not unreasonable. It's too noisy.
Zhang Yaohua: "Quiet, let's talk about each one, starting with you."
The child who was called stood up and said, "When I grow up, I want to be admitted to Peking University."
Ok?
It’s kind of interesting that you know Peking University at such a young age?
"Oh? Why are you admitted to Peking University?" Zhang Yaohua asked him, isn't it good to study at the National Defense University?
"My mother asked me to take the exam at Peking University." The little guy answered seriously.
Zhang Yaohua: "..."
Good guy!It turned out to be the thought instilled by my mother.
Fine!
"Then let me test you, what is 2+8?"
"It's equal to 6."
The answer was pretty quick.
Zhang Yaohua: "???"
A large paragraph of text appeared in his mind, and he finally deleted it one by one, moved his hand up and down, and said to the little guy: "The ideal is very good, sit down quickly!"
The people watching not far away were almost laughing.
That’s it, do you still want to get into Peking University?Let’s go home and bake sweet potatoes!
There was a child at the scene who figured it out and corrected the answer.
The next child was a girl, who looked to be about five years old. She stood up generously and said, "I want to sing when I grow up."
Be a singer?star?
This is one of the dreams of many people.
"Very good, sing a piece for us." Zhang Yaohua encouraged.
There is nothing wrong with being a singer. Everyone hates celebrities, but they also want to be stars. As the saying goes, they all hate the great powers and hate that they are not the great powers.
Same thing.
The little girl doesn’t have stage fright, she really sings:
"Love you walking alone in a dark alley
Love the way you don't kneel
love you confronted with despair
......"
Soon, other little guys sang along, forming a chorus.
All that is left in Zhang Yaohua's mind is "Huh?"
Is this the most popular children’s song right now?I heard it was a primary school student’s pick-up code, and it seems to be true.The problem is, these little guys haven’t studied yet and are not elementary school students yet!Also popular?
Zhang Yaohua was greatly shocked.
"Okay, okay, I know you are good." Seeing that they were going to do it again, Zhang Yaohua quickly stopped.
When it was the turn of the guy who wanted to kiss Xuanxuan before, he stood up, took a hard sniff, and seemed to have swallowed it.Zhang Yaohua didn't know what to say for a while.
"I want to have a wife when I grow up."
As soon as these words came out, others burst into laughter.
Zhang Yaohua has a black hair.
"Well! Besides marrying a wife?" Zhang Yaohua guessed that this was taught by the child's mother, right?
"Have a baby."
have to!I can't talk any more today.
Is it appropriate for you, a child, to keep talking about marrying a wife and having children?I am still a child!What do his parents usually say to him?
The guy added: "Three."
"Hey! I didn't ask you how many children you have, sit down!" Zhang Yaohua couldn't let him continue to express himself freely.
I was afraid that he would say something even more shocking later.
The next child is a little confused. Maybe he is too young and has no idea what to do in the future. He hesitates for a long time and cannot hold back a fart.
Finally, a sentence came out: "I will go back and ask my mother." "No need to ask, I will know later, and sit down too!" Despite this, Zhang Yaohua still applauded him and asked him to sit down.
Jin Sheng was still young, so naturally he didn't know what to say.Fortunately for Xuanxuan, at least she has a goal, which is to open a canteen so that she can eat snacks every day.
Um!He is a real foodie.
Others are doctors, teachers, etc.
No need to guess, it is most likely instilled by parents.How can children of this age want to be teachers, doctors, etc., when they still don’t understand the meaning of those professions?
The last little guy also made an astonishing statement.
"When I grow up, I want to kill Japanese."
Oh?
Still have this ambition?
Zhang Yaohua rubbed his head and encouraged: "Yeah! Very good, just kill the Japanese."
The three views are very upright!
It seems that the anti-Japanese drama that is often shown at home is not in vain and has educational significance.Children, it is easy to be subtle.The blood feud between us and the Japanese must be firmly remembered by the younger generation.
History cannot be forgotten.
What kind of friendship between China and Japan, bah!Can we forgive such hatred?
Seeing Zhang Yaohua's encouragement, the little guy's face turned red with excitement.
The other little guys seemed to have gotten the standard answer. They raised their hands and changed their words: "I also want to kill the Japanese."
"Okay, okay, okay! Let's go buy something to eat." With that said, Zhang Yaohua led a group of little guys to the canteen in the village.
The owner of the canteen saw Zhang Yaohua coming again with a group of children.
Yo!A big customer is coming.
He hurriedly greeted him, knowing that Zhang Yaohua had made a lot of money.
A group of children rushed into the canteen, and the whole canteen was immediately packed.The idle men who were originally playing cards in the canteen also avoided his edge and gave up their positions one after another.
They weren't angry, after all, some of these children were from their family.
If someone invites their child to eat, can they still stop him?I’d love to see it come to fruition!No need to ask them for money to buy snacks.
Zhang Yaohua said: "Everyone is only allowed to take two things!"
The idle man holding a good deck of cards shouted to his boy: "Get a bottle of soy sauce, fish sauce is also fine, do you hear me?"
However, his boy pretended not to hear him, and without even looking at his father, he reached for his favorite snack.At this moment, he has no father.
This made the parent so angry that he really wanted to go over and slap his butt a few times.
"Haha! You'd better save it! Are you embarrassed?" the player said humiliatingly.
Zhang Yaohua is a little pity that these little guys haven't studied yet, otherwise he could give them a few more homework books.
The canteen owner smiled and said, "Hua Zai is still very generous and generous."
He stared at the children and calculated quickly in his mind.
Don't underestimate rural people. The older generation may not have read much and may not know some words, but they are still very good at calculations. They can calculate tens of thousands of miles clearly and very accurately.
Especially people who do small business.
"The total is 102.5 yuan, wipe out the 102 cents, and just give me [-]."
Zhang Yaohua happily gave this money.
He saw the sprinkler gun in the store, pointed at it and said, "Take that sprinkler gun and give it to him! It counts."
This toy is a reward for the little guy who said he wanted to kill the Japanese.
The little guy became even more excited.
Although the plastic sprinkler gun looks simple, it is not cheap. It costs 18 yuan!His family was reluctant to buy it for him.
The other children looked at the guy with envy.If I had known earlier, they would have said they would kill the Japanese.
"Okay! Then 120."
Zhang Yaohua scans the QR code to pay.Although it is a small shop in a village, the payment still keeps up with the trend.
"Remember, you don't have to hit people, you can only hit other things." Zhang Yaohua warned the little guy, lest he use the water gun to offend other people and cause trouble.
Thanks to the two brothers Mu Jiangyi and Xiaoxiang Shuipang for the reward!
(End of this chapter)
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