My brother Ying Zheng, who dares to kill me?

Chapter 7 He will become the enemy of the whole army

On August [-], in Hedong County, the Qin army made a temporary camp.

"Sigh~~~"

"It hurts!"

Ying Chengyu suppressed his voice and screamed in pain.

Before he went on the expedition, he imagined many dangers he might encounter, but the first thing that stumped him was a problem he had never considered.

To the restroom!

No matter when he was in Xianyang City or Chang'an Township, Ying Chengyu would wipe it with good silk cloth after going to the toilet. Therefore, even in the Qin Dynasty, Ying Chengyu never had any trouble in going to the toilet.

But now, Ying Chengyu is away on an expedition, and there is no rough lady to help him wash the toilet silk.

Then does he want to wash the used toilet silk himself?Or let the family soldiers, who are the last line of defense, wash it for him?If he throws away the used silk directly, what will those grassroots soldiers with ragged clothes think when they see it?

For the sake of military morale and to avoid being unable to adapt at critical moments, Ying Chengyu could only try to use toilet chips for cleaning for the first time in his life.

But this thing is really hard to use!

Outside the small tent, the eighth husband of the family soldier asked at the top of his voice:

"Master, can you help me?"

Ying Chengqiao scolded him in shame and anger:

"Silence!"

Let a rich man do it for you?
Ying Chengyu can have nightmares just thinking about it!

After struggling for a while, Ying Chengyu limped out of the small tent.

The eighth husband ran over in a hurry, holding a basin in his hand: "Master, please clean your hands."

Ying Chengyu saw this and smiled and praised: "If you close your mouth and only keep your eyes, you can be a housekeeper without being a soldier in the future."

Ying Chengyu had no experience in using toilet seats, so he couldn't help but get some dirt on his hands, so he quickly put his hands into the basin and washed them carefully.

But after cleaning, Ying Chengyu could still smell a faint odor.

"Suck~suck~"

After smelling his hand, Ying Chengyu smelled the air again and asked in confusion:

"Bafu, do you smell a little bit salty?"

Yafu stiffened his neck and replied: "How can that be possible?"

"If the owner of the house feels that it has not been cleaned properly, I will go get a basin of water."

Ying Chengyu shook his head: "It's not my smell, it seems to be coming from a distance."

"Go, go and see!"

Taking fifty soldiers with him, Ying Chengyu started walking around the military camp.

The Qin soldiers they met along the way were not only complaining, but also had low morale, which made Ying Chengyu frown.

It's okay if the soldiers who were temporarily recruited don't want to fight. The [-] soldiers in the army now all come from the Xianyang camp!
Each of them has beheaded at least one enemy soldier. Once the army is replenished, they will all serve as middle-level officials or the general's personal soldiers in the army.

These people are the ones who should be happy to hear the war!
As a result, their morale is now so low?

Ying Chengyu whispered: "Gua Fu, arrange for some robes to go to the army to investigate."

"Why is the morale of the army sergeants so low?"

The hexagram master immediately handed over his hands and said: "Yes!"

After walking forward for a while, until they reached the edge of the camp, Ying Chengyu finally knew where the stench in the air came from.

I saw that a depression on the east side of the military camp was filled with filth, and the area expanded to more than a thousand square meters!
Several soldiers wanted to stand on the edge of the depression to use the toilet, but they were chased away by military officials. They had no choice but to step into the dung pile and go to the toilet.

Who would be happy with this?
Faintly, Ying Chengyu could still hear the complaints and complaints of some soldiers:
"We have fought many wars. Have we ever seen a general who can't even arrange a place to go to the toilet?"

"That's all. The recruitment in Hedong County will end in three days. By then, we will break camp and go out for the expedition. It will be much more convenient to use the toilet on the road."

"Today the filth can reach the top of your shoes. In three days, the filth will be able to reach your knees. How is this different from a cesspit!" "I have long heard that Lord Chang'an is not knowledgeable in military affairs, but I never imagined that he would be so ignorant. If he doesn’t understand military matters, he can ask, General Fan will definitely understand!”

"After all, he is the king's younger brother and the commander-in-chief of this army. How can General Fan persuade him?"

"Oh, what a sin. I don't even ask for victory in this battle. I just hope that I won't be killed by the general and can go home alive!"

"Okay, okay, stop complaining. It would be bad if others hear it. Then Chang'an Jun will definitely make sure that we disturb the morale of the army!"

Listening to the complaints of these soldiers and looking at the cesspit not far ahead, Ying Chengyu looked gloomy and asked in a deep voice:
"Eight husband, do other generals have toilet pits like this?"

The eighth husband also explained with a serious expression: "Master, I once went on an expedition with General Wang Ye. Before setting up camp, General Wang would dig a large pit at regular intervals and cover it with a layer of sand every two days. After breaking out of the camp, he would dig a big hole. Shit pit cover up.”

"We will never let the army gather in a depression like this to defecate!"

The military strength of the Korean foreign relatives group is extremely low. The Bafu, Guafu and other family soldiers are capable of fighting, but they do not understand battle formations. At most, they only have a little knowledge from their previous expeditions.

But just this little knowledge is enough for Ying Chengyu to understand that this is abnormal!
Ying Chengyu was so angry that he laughed: "I thought they would harm me by assassins, bombing camps, framing me, etc."

"But you never thought that you would start from this dirty place first?"

"How ridiculous!"

With a flick of his sleeves, Ying Chengyu strode toward the Chinese army's tent.

"Let's go find Fan Yuqi!"

……

At the same time, the Chinese military account.

Captain Liu An reported in a deep voice: "General, Lord Chang'an has gone to the toilet pit in the east of the camp."

Fan Yuqi looked surprised: "He went to the toilet pit?"

"How could a noble man like him, who is well-dressed, well-fed and well-off, go to the military toilet!"

"Could it be that his soldiers saw something was wrong and led him there?"

Fan Yuqi used many tricks in the army, but he was confident that Ying Chengyu would not find out.

He knows very well these young people who come from well-known families and are entrusted with important responsibilities as soon as they go out to fight.

These young generals are all focused on strategies. They talk about fire attacks, water attacks, grain interception and other strategies. Even the more prudent ones talk about military formations such as cone formations and wild goose formations. .

They will not lower their profile at all to see what the soldiers eat, drink, and think about every day.

They were flying too high, and their eyes were too high. How could their eyes accommodate the soldiers' shit?
Only veterans can understand that strategies are important, but trivial matters such as food, clothing, housing, and transportation are the basis for determining whether an army can fight well!

Liu An shook his head: "All Chang'an Lord's soldiers are under the supervision of our department. They eat, drink, and have sex within the confines of the Chinese army. No one has ever been to the army toilet pit."

"According to the scout's report, Lord Chang'an first sent his soldiers to sneak into the army today to inquire about the news from the soldiers. However, before the soldiers could find out the news, Lord Chang'an discovered the toilet pit while patrolling the camp."

Fan Yuqi stroked his beard gently and shook his head with a smile: "Our general visited the toilet pit today when he was patrolling the camp. Did he find that he could not command the army, so he wanted to command the maggots in the toilet pit?"

In the big tent, several of Fan Yuqi's cronies couldn't help laughing.

This army is nominally headed by Ying Chengyu, but in fact, all high-ranking officers from the deputy general to the captain take orders from Lu Buwei.

In their eyes, Ying Cheng was named a general, but he was actually just a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.

Since the expedition, without Fan Yuqi's permission, Ying Chengyu's generals would not have been able to leave the Chinese army!

After laughing, Liu An asked aloud: "Chang'an Lord may come to confront the general later, will his subordinates take responsibility?"

Fan Yuqi's heroic promise: "You are doing things for me, how can I let you take responsibility for me?"

"This general will take the initiative to provoke Lord Chang'an and have a big quarrel with him!"

"If I really have a quarrel with Lord Chang'an, you need to spread this dispute throughout the army."

"It's enough to let the entire army know that Lord Chang'an doesn't understand military matters. He treats the soldiers like ants. I wanted to ask for orders for the entire army, but Lord Chang'an scolded me like a dog!"

Fan Yuqi's smile became a little cruel: "He was going to be the target of the entire army!"

"The entire army was so forced that they wanted to eat his flesh and drink his blood!"

(End of this chapter)