What bad intentions can a temple blessing have?

Chapter 127 Explaining swear words
The seventh princess gnawed on the leg of lamb, raised her head and glanced at the old monk, then nodded and walked around briskly.

The eldest nephew was indeed right. There were many monks in Chang'an these days. Not long after entering the city, he met one.

The seventh princess kept her eldest nephew's instructions in mind.

If you meet a monk, don't talk to him, we are just here to have fun.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the seventh princess moved away, the old monk caught up again, with the kind smile still on his face.

"The noble man has the face of a dragon and a phoenix. I am very happy to see the hunting heart. I wonder if you have time, noble man, to let me explain your face to you?"

"Someone explained it to me and said I was lucky."

In desperation, the seventh princess put down the leg of lamb from her lips, smiled and said, "I won't bother you, old monk."

"The person who interprets the physiognomy of noble people must be ill-informed. Otherwise, how could he get over it with just a blessing?"

The old monk did not give the seventh princess a chance to avoid him again, and followed the seventh princess's words.

Strangely enough, after the old monk appeared, the people around seemed to ignore the existence of the seventh princess.

"Ok?"

The seventh princess was thoughtful and asked curiously: "What kind of physiognomy did the old monk learn? Do you know Fuxi's physiognomy?"

"Lao Na is proficient in both Mayi Guigu's physiognomy and considers himself to be at the top. Fuxi's physiognomy is not much involved."

The old monk said proudly.

"I see."

The seventh princess suddenly understood and said: "You don't learn from His Majesty Fu Xi's physiognomy. It turns out that you think His Majesty Fu Xi is not good at it."

The old monk looked stunned when he heard this, and then turned green and white.

How could he forget that someone who dared to meet this little aunt could be a simple person?
But the old monk never expected that this pole would stab Emperor Fuxi, one of the three emperors of the human race.
"The noble man really knows how to joke."

The old monk came back to his senses and said with a smile: "I wonder why the noble man came to the city at this time?"

"It's not a good choice at this time of year."

The seventh princess was about to speak when she turned around and saw her eldest nephew walking over. She stopped talking and left it to her eldest nephew to deal with it.

"Is it the wrong time?"

Jiang Qi looked at the old monk in front of him and returned the same smile, saying: "This noble man of mine, don't say that he came to Chang'an City, even if he came to Lingshan Leiyin Temple during the Bon Festival, the Tathagata Buddha would also be here." After stopping the sermon, I sent the Eight Great Vajras, Ananda Kassapa, to greet him."

This is not an exaggeration at all. If the seventh princess really goes to Lingshan, no one will dare to neglect her.

Because she is the most favored and youngest princess of the Great Heavenly Lord.

Although the words were true, to the ears of the old monk, they sounded humiliating.

Jiang Qi, however, seemed to be unaware of it, turning a blind eye to the old monk's ugly face, and continued to ask: "Old monk, do you still feel that the season is wrong?"

"This fellow Taoist spoke a bit harshly."

The old monk looked at Jiang Qi. He knew this young man. He was a famous figure in the new generation of the three realms, and he was vaguely on par with his own natural Buddhist son.

"Heavy?"

Jiang Qi sneered and said: "Mohu Luojia, the great python god, one of the Eight Tribes of Heavenly Dragons, what a great name."

"The dehumidified egg-laying people who look after the house and the courtyard, the wild dogs raised by Buddhism, dare to bark in front of the princess of heaven?"

"Ah."

Starting with the classic explanation of swear words and ending with a contemptuous sneer, Jiang Qi played this set so smoothly.

After all, it is an ancestral skill.

Facts have proved that it is not unreasonable for this set of combos to be passed into Jiang Qi's hands. The reason why this set of curse words has endured for a long time is because it can really easily arouse the opponent's anger.

As long as the opponent makes the first move, and the opponent is justified and weak by three points, Jiang Qi can happily sway the opponent and execute a righteous gang fight.It was obvious that the eyes of the old monk in front of him were filled with anger.

And the Xuandu Summoning God Curse in Jiang Qi's hand is also ready to go.

But this is just in case, Jiang Qike knows his uncle and grandpa very well, and there may be many great gods who are watching the seventh princess now.

Even if his uncle and grandpa called Emperor Zhenwu to work overtime, Jiang Qi wouldn't be surprised.

So even if the old monk in front of him was a Taiyi Golden Immortal, Jiang Qi didn't panic at all.

Come on, Seventh Princess and I, who do you dare to touch?
Jiang Qi is looking forward to the old monk's choice.

Moreover, it sounds like Jiang Qi has a point in this matter. With the Queen Mother's instructions, I brought the Seventh Princess down to earth to play. What's the point?

You old monk came up shamelessly and said some disheartening words, and you even had the intention of mocking the Seventh Princess.

I know that your Buddhist sect is going to hold a water and land ceremony in Chang'an. What do you think?

Just because of this, the Seven Princesses of Heaven can’t come to Chang’an to play?
Because Buddhism has to use Chang'an, so the seventh princess came at the wrong time?
According to you, heaven must give way to Buddhist matters?
The old monk saw the sarcasm and faint expectation in Jiang Qi's eyes, took a deep breath and suppressed his anger.

"I have been ordered by my Buddha to supervise the Water and Land Dharma Assembly to ensure that nothing goes wrong. The Seventh Princess is entering the city at this time. I want to come to pay my respects both emotionally and ceremonially. What's wrong?"

At this point, the old monk no longer wanted to be aggressive and made his words clear.

"And why is Jiang Tianguan so venomous?"

"Oh."

Jiang Qi just nodded and said: "I'm too lazy to care about your meetings. I'm here to tell you, don't disturb the interest of the Seventh Princess, and don't let any monks appear in front of us again."

"Otherwise, I'm afraid there will be thunder from the sky."

The threat in this statement should not be too obvious.

But the old monk couldn't say anything.

He had come to his senses and made an own mistake.

It seems that the seventh princess and the arrogant kid are really just here to play, just by chance.

However, the old monk did not regret his actions.

This Land and Water Dharma Conference is of vital importance to Buddhism. It is related to whether Mahayana Buddhism can be further promoted in the East. There cannot be any surprises.

Under this premise, it is not unacceptable to slightly offend the two people in front of you.

"I know it, so I will leave now."

The old monk felt depressed, put his hands together and bowed hastily, then turned and left.

As the old monk left, the restrictions he had placed were not removed.

"Nephew, why is this old monk still angry? He obviously blocked our way first and said some inexplicable words!"

The seventh princess muttered angrily.

"These monks are like this. They are unreasonable and disturb three points. As time goes by, their unreasonableness becomes reasonable."

Jiang Qi smiled and said, "Should I take my little aunt to eat water basin mutton?"

"it is good!"

As soon as she heard that there was food, the seventh princess stopped caring about the old monk and just urged Jiang Qi to leave quickly.

Jiang Qi took the seventh princess to a stall. Just after sitting down, a warm voice came from the table next door.

"Brother Jiang Qi, I'm very hungry now. How about treating me to a bowl of water?"

Jiang Qi turned around and saw Wu Xin with a head of thick hair.

(End of this chapter)