I, Yu Uchiha, am devoted to cultivating immortality

Chapter 11 The restless heart
The late-night fireworks are not only loud and colorful, illuminating the whole village, but also have a strong smell of burning protein.

Hundreds of thousands of ordinary people just looked at it with curiosity and then went back to sleep.

But most of the tens of thousands of ninjas in Konoha Village confirmed in an instant that it was the smell of burning human bodies.

Because the smell of burning protein is also mixed with the smell of burning gold juice, which is very unique.

As a result, panic spread among the ninjas, and a very strange phenomenon occurred for a while: ordinary people were safe and happy, but the ninjas were panicked.

The morale of the third batch of assembled ninja troops was so chaotic that the Third Hokage had to postpone the departure of the ninja troops to avoid spreading panic to the front line.

That's why the Third Hokage held an emergency meeting and forced Danzo Shimura to "search" for evidence and find an enemy to bear the crime.

In short, this matter is a big deal.

……

"Meow! Do you still dare to mess around?"

"Don't dare."

"I thought you were a good person, but who knew you were a pervert!"

"Human fireworks, meow, heart-wrenching meow!"

"This idiom is a good one."

"Shut up! If I had known you were such a pervert, I would never have signed a contract with you, meow!"

"Hey hey hey..."

"You're still laughing? I'm so angry, meow! Give me a hard time! Give me a good rub!"

Miwa Masashi didn't care about her fear of water or bathing. She took the initiative to sit in the pool and ordered the man to give her a bath, and scolded him while doing so.

It's all Yuu Uchiha's fault!

Last night, four big fireworks were set off, and corpse debris fell all over the village. Naturally, a layer of the cat's hair also fell on it.

To a human, this is just a layer of dust that needs to be swept away.

But to the Ninja Cat, it was a strange compound made by mixing human oil, gold juice, and ammonia and then burning it with flames. The smell was like a weapon of mass destruction.

Miwa Masashi was stunned on the spot. He was unexpectedly attacked by Uchiha Yuu, and his ears were touched by him.

What a shame!
Can cats’ ears be touched casually?
you dog thing!
Is our relationship that close?
After Masato Miwa calmed down, he gave his shit shoveler a cat punch, leaving forty crisscross scratches. He ended the channeling angrily and returned to the cat castle.

After dawn, the civet cat returned to Uchiha Yu's home again.

There was no way, the smell was too strong, and even the cat castle couldn't accept it except the mother-in-law cat. The ninja cats teamed up to drive Miwa Masashi out.

No matter how much the civet cat doesn't like taking a bath, it can only be done by the shit-sweeper.

Washing once is not enough, she must wash three or four times until she can no longer smell the disgusting smell.

As the smell faded under the fragrant bubbles and rinsed with water, Miwa Masayo's mood improved. She smiled and began to guess what happened to her least favorite dog of the Inuzuka family.

"Jiejie, Jie, Jie, meow, I've become like this, are the dead dogs really dead?"

"It would be so happy if they all died. This sin would not have been in vain."

"Yu, after you take a bath, you have to take me around the Inuzuka house. I want to see it with my own eyes and hear it with my own ears... Jie Jie Jie Jie Meow."

Uchiha Yu smiled and agreed repeatedly, but he seemed a little absent-minded.

He didn't expect that he would be so wild yesterday and use the most "bright" way to dispose of the body in front of the whole village without thinking.

It's not his style.

He used to use yin fire to slowly burn the body to ashes, and then scatter the ashes into the river.

When he came back to his senses today, he felt that he should use Earth Escape to drag the body into the deepest underground and bury it silently. Even if it was accidentally discovered decades later, it would only be the passage of time.

If the earth-attributed natural energy was not activated, he should have taken the body to Nanhe River and slowly incinerated it under the river with the fire-attributed natural energy, without anyone noticing.

It won't be that crazy anyway.

After a night of introspection and thinking, Uchiha Yuu has determined that this is the inner demon that he must experience when practicing immortality.Fire belongs to the heart. If the heart is strong, ape will be born. If the heart is uncertain, the horse will gallop.

Uchiha Yu started with the fire-attributed natural energy and completed a hundred days of foundation building. The first thing that was strong was the heart, and there was no problem with that.

However, he had no formal cultivation method, and no famous teacher to guide him. He just relied on his own messy knowledge and relied on the pain and comfort of his body as a guide.

Uchiha Yuu didn't know all the hardships in training, let alone how to overcome or avoid them. Now was the time for him to pay off his debts.

His heart pulse was too strong, so strong that the five internal organs were uneven, which naturally led to strong heart fire, and the Heart Monkey was born.

The external manifestation is that the whole person is active, strong, and competitive, behaves recklessly, regardless of the consequences, and only chooses to do things that attract the most attention.

If the foundation building hadn't been successful, and the activated earth attribute had strengthened the spleen and played a little mediating role, Uchiha Yu would have dared to run to Hokage Rock and set off fireworks last night.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but shudder. If he really did this, he would definitely be caught by the ANBU, which would really cause endless troubles.

So how should the monkey be subdued?
The wandering mind is not only the inner demon of practitioners, it itself is the untamed nature of human beings. Ninety-nine percent of children have a similar situation.

How do humans tame cubs?

Uchiha Yuko was too familiar. In his previous life, he had gone through nine years of compulsory education, survived three or five problem sets, and fought across a single-plank bridge with thousands of troops. The method had long been engraved in his soul.

Uchiha Yu quickly thought of the answer and concentrated.

"You must find something for yourself to do and devote yourself to it. You can't be so idle anymore."

"Meow? Yuu, what are you mumbling about?"

"I think that although I don't have to take on the mission now, I have to find something to do for myself to sharpen my temper and not make the same mistake as yesterday again."

"Very good, meow. You really realized your mistake. I'm very satisfied, meow."

"First, make me a delicious meal!"

"Okay, let's steam the hair dry first..."

"Meow, don't touch my ears!"

"It wasn't me, it was my hand that moved on its own. I couldn't control it..."

"..."

【Huh?He actually didn't object, his ears were so soft and it was so fun. 】

"Meow Meow Boxing!"

"Aww - it hurts, hurts, hurts!"

……

As a senior cat lover, Uchiha Yu always has ingredients suitable for cats at home.

He skillfully counted the ingredients, found chicken breast, cheese, eggs and flour, and decided to make cheese chicken pancakes.

First cook the chicken breasts and remove them, then cut the cooked chicken into small pieces, mix with cheese, scattered eggs and flour, add cold boiled water and stir.

When the batter starts to stick to the chopsticks, the ingredients are ready.

Then heat the oil in the pan, pour the batter into the pan, turn the pan to spread the batter into an even pancake, turn it over after it is completely solid, and fry both sides until golden brown, then it is ready to serve.

After making ten cheese and chicken pancakes in one go, Uchiha Yuu stopped.

While waiting for the food to cool down, he found a few more eggs and green peppers, and quickly made a scrambled egg with green peppers, adding a lot of salt as a dish for his burrito.

The lunch, which was not rich but fragrant, was ready, and each person and the cat began to fill their stomachs.

Uchiha Yuu didn't prepare any wine today. Firstly, there was nothing to celebrate. Secondly, he didn't know if what happened yesterday had anything to do with alcohol.

He made up his mind to drink boiled water conscientiously these days and never drink alcohol before the Chinese New Year.

This is also a test to conquer the mental ape.

(End of this chapter)