I am your natural enemy

Chapter 225 Reviewer, Suicune, are you literate (5k)

Wen Yan looked at the woman lying on the ground. She looked graceful and radiant, but after a closer inspection, she didn't look like a human being.

"When you hire an assistant, it doesn't matter if he's not a human being. Why is his physical condition so poor? Is he a relative of yours?"

Zhuge Wanjun hurriedly stepped forward and helped Mishasha up, who had fainted.

She felt embarrassed, but of course she couldn't tell her that my assistant was staying in Decheng before and was so frightened that she didn't even think about food or food. She didn't even dare to leave the house. She hadn't seen her for several days and was almost haggard.

It happened that Wen Yan was not around at that time, so she was taken to Yuzhou.

More than a month later, she also felt that this new assistant was pretty good except that he was not a human being and was timid.

Moreover, when she handles cases related to heterogeneous people, having a heterogeneous assistant really saves her a lot of worries. At least the salary is definitely worth it.

The people at Nanqiang Law Firm were just dealing with normal business. Zhuge Wanjun gradually felt that he couldn't handle it alone and had to recruit professional help.

However, the first time he brought Mishasha here, this guy couldn't bear the pressure and fainted from fright.

Zhuge Wanjun looked around. Although it was indeed scary, as long as she was sure there was no threat, she felt that it would be very safe here.

If there wasn't a big intersection here, she would really want to move here.

Wen Yan glanced at Mishasha on the ground and said to himself that he had restrained his yang energy and did not mean to hurt anyone. This must have nothing to do with him.

He looked around and didn't see Pei Tugou around. Gauss went to work today and hasn't come back yet. There doesn't seem to be anyone scary here, right?

Wen Yan thought for a while, went to get a small tomato, gave it some yang energy, and threw it to Zhuge Wanjun.

"Feed it to her."

The cherry tomato was stuffed into Mishasha's mouth. The warm yang energy, along with the sour and sweet juice of the cherry tomato, was absorbed by Mishasha. She took a long breath and suddenly her eyes widened.

After she regained consciousness, she quickly lowered her head, not daring to look at Wen Yan.

She has heard before that inhuman beings like them who make a living by sucking Yang Qi, sometimes when they meet a strong person who is far superior to them and has a lot of Yang Qi, if they just look at each other, the consequences will be like It's as scary as looking directly at the sun.

She always thought it was a metaphor, but today she believed it. It turned out that it really was like looking directly at the sun.

Just one look and she felt like she was going to be doomed.

Wen Yan sighed secretly, "Come on, now I can see that he was the one who scared people into fainting."

He is such an easy-going person, how could anyone be so afraid of him?

Wen Yan didn't say much, said goodbye to Zhuge Wanjun, and returned to the house.

Zhuge Wanjun reluctantly led Mishasha, who had her head lowered, out of the villa area.

"Don't say that I won't give you a chance. Although the forbidden area is a bit dangerous, I brought you here and it will definitely be safe."

When talking about this, Zhuge Wanjun was somewhat proud.

She is well-informed and knows a lot of weird and strange people. She has heard all the rumors about this place.

Although sometimes she felt that these rumors were a bit outrageous, but after seeing the spectacular street lamp pendants here for the first time, she suddenly felt that the rumors seemed not so outrageous.

The aliens and Ah Piao in Decheng, all those who really should move away have moved away now.

She dared to come here and left safely. In the eyes of other aliens, that was a symbol of strength.

After returning to the car, Mishasha realized belatedly that what she had just eaten contained rich yang energy. One small tomato was enough to meet her yang energy needs for at least a month.

This yang energy was of extremely high quality, something she had never felt before.

Now that the yang energy was slowly dispersing in her belly, she felt that she had begun to make progress in all aspects.

Zhuge Wanjun glanced at Mishasha, whose cheeks were red and had a complicated expression, and said angrily.

"Stop being so wild and drive away quickly."

"Sister Wanjun, what did I eat just now?"

"It looks like a cherry tomato. Someone kindly gave it to you after they saw you fainted. As for the rest, don't ask me, I don't know anything."

"Oh……"

Mishasha was a little regretful and annoyed, why she fainted from fright.

Seeing Mishasha like this, Zhuge Wanjun probably understood that the thing that looked like a small tomato was definitely not that simple.

Just a small tomato, Mishasha's complexion began to get better and better visible to the naked eye.

Based on her understanding of Mishasha, that little tomato must contain a lot of yang energy.

She had to remind this little assistant to avoid accidentally going the wrong way and not getting hung up on the street lamp.

"Work hard, stay safe, and do your own thing well. It's not very peaceful recently. If someone else gets you wrong, I may not be able to save you. I don't want to waste time and hire an assistant to start from scratch. You know what I mean. Bar?"

"I understand, Sister Wanjun."

"You work hard, and by the end of the year, I'll be shameless enough to get you another one."

"Thank you, Sister Wanjun." Mishasha couldn't hold back and cried out in surprise.

"drive."

"okay."

……

"The small tomatoes delivered this time must have been grown in greenhouses and are not delicious."

The sparrow cat bit a small tomato and frowned. Then it grabbed the phone and flew to the little zombie.

"When I write a review, I just say it looks good, but it doesn't taste good at all. It's very different from last time. It's 10,000 percent different from the same batch."

The little zombie took his mobile phone and clicked on the comments with ease. Using the handwriting input method, he wrote down the evaluation given by Quemao in a precise manner.

I just finished writing the review and posted it, and within three minutes, the phone rang.

"Boss, I'm sorry. The goods this time are indeed from another store. I've been busy these two days and haven't had time to try it. Otherwise, you can see if it works and I'll give you a refund this time. , new goods will arrive tomorrow, and I’ll give you another one for free.”

"The goods this time are indeed too far apart."

"I'm really sorry."

"Okay, that's it."

The sparrow cat raised its head, and the little zombie hung up the phone.

Wen Yan sat aside and looked at the two of them speechlessly. Now he felt more and more that he had missed a lot after just disappearing for more than a month.

"Which one has such a generous boss?"

"It's the one at the end of the street."

The little zombie took the phone, jumped into Wen Yan's arms, and showed the phone to Wen Yan.

He took a look and said, good guy, no wonder this boss is so good at business.

I don’t know what kind of app this is. The name of Quemao here is Quemao, not Cat.

Click on the review, Quemao's review, the number of likes remains high, and there are purchases almost every day.

Click on the comment just posted, and there are already many people replying below.

"Boss Cat has a sharp eye."

"One thing to say, one thing to say, indeed."

"Plus one upstairs."

"The big tomato that Boss Cat said was delicious last time is indeed delicious and has tomato flavor."

"This store is now preparing to open a branch, and the quality control has dropped drastically."

Wen Yan now knew why the boss had such a good attitude.

He clicked on other reviews, there were all kinds of food, and he would comment on almost every order.

Quemao said it was delicious and the monthly sales seemed to be good.

He reached out his hand and rubbed the sparrow cat's belly.

"Now I know why you're getting fatter."

The sparrow cat slumped on the sofa, stuck out its tongue, and licked the fur on its belly. It was considered that it had completed today's licking task.

Wen Yan was a little speechless, forget it, I don't expect this guy to go to work, just do whatever you want.

He returned to the room with the small box given by Zhuge Wanjun.

After opening it, there is a black animal nail about an inch long. The larger end is about two centimeters in diameter. There is a black rope tied to it. It can be worn around the neck or hung at the head of the bed.

The effect of guarding is the same.

No wonder there are so few of these Dream Tapir talismans. They were originally made from the Dream Tapir's nails.

This nail looks very similar to a cat's nail. It is hollow inside and is layered on top of one another. The outer layer of the nail will fall off over time.

It’s just that the nails of Mengtapirus are relatively large and thick, so it may take a long time for them to fall off naturally.

There are only more than a hundred dream tapirs in total, so it is strange that the number of these talismans can keep up with the demand.

He hung the Dream Tapir Talisman on the bedside and continued to practice boxing in the backyard.

After entering the third stage, the progress is obviously much slower than before. You still can't slack off and practice boxing diligently.

At night, Wen Yan went to bed as usual.

When he woke up from the dream this time, he felt that there was an extra talisman on his chest. He didn't feel the talisman had any power during the day, but he could clearly feel a special power in his dream.

This kind of power has a unique imprint in it.

No wonder it is said that with this talisman, you don't have to worry about accidentally breaking into the dream tapir's canteen.

He waved and the bracelet flew to him. He grabbed the bracelet, soared into the sky and flew into the clouds.

Let’s continue to boil water monkeys today!

Not long after, it fell from the clouds, and this time it didn't land directly in the water.

Instead, it appears in mid-air.

In mid-air, a divine dragon was swimming in mid-air, while on the ground, there was a giant ape with a white head, a green body, and golden eyes, stepping on the huge waves, fighting hand-to-hand with the divine dragon, punching to the flesh, causing the rocks to break and the river to stop flowing.

The giant dragon screamed in pain and retreated. With a dragon roar, black clouds formed and thunder surged. The giant ape with a fierce and unruly face had one foot on the mountain peak and grasped it with one hand, as if it had grasped a big river.

The next moment, thunder was seen like rain, and the 100-meter-wide river below was like a big silver whip, going up from bottom to top, and with one blow, the black clouds in the sky were dispersed. .

Wen Yan was floating in the air, looking at this scene, and thought to himself, is this Shuijun at his peak, or is this just a dream?

While he was thinking about it, the scene here disappeared with the wind.

Suicune was sitting on a hilltop, his eyes were shining with golden light. Wen Yan shook his head and was pulled down directly.

They just stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and no one said anything.

After a long time, Wen Yan couldn't hold back and asked.

"Suicune, do you want a drink?"

The corners of Suicune's mouth twitched with some disdain.

"I'll give you some to try some other time. I just don't know if I can deliver it. The wine now is stronger than before."

Wen Yan said a few words tentatively and found that he was not beaten.

He was really not sure what kind of character Sui-kun was now.

He remembered the scene he had just seen. It should be the scene of Shuijun fighting Dayu before he was suppressed.

He just saw a lot of things that he didn't recognize, and he also saw a lot of elephants. At that time, elephants probably lived in that area.

Thinking about it, in Suicune's dreams twice, he either dreamed of being suppressed or of fighting before being suppressed.

He felt inexplicably that Suicune seemed to be quite pitiful.

Although thousands of years have passed, he is still alive and well, but most of the time, he has had little contact with the outside world, and his life is monotonous and unchanged.

It was not easy to meet a living person who could communicate with me, and in the end I fell out with him.

What I can remember in my lifetime are only a few enemies who have fallen long ago.

Wen Yan stepped in. If it were him, he would probably have a weirder temper than the other party, even if he wasn't driven crazy.

Thinking of this, Wen Yan became even calmer.

Seeing that Suicune didn't defeat him, he became bolder and sat down directly on the ground.

Shuijun felt that Wen Yan's behavior was quite normal.

If Wen Yan was submissive, he would be too lazy to talk nonsense with Wen Yan.

After two sentences, the awkward atmosphere just now disappeared, and Suicune asked.

"What does Hades look like?"

"There is nothing, it is desolate and dark, even the mountains have fallen from this world, and there is an endless plain.

There is no life, no light, only black and gray fog, blocking the sight. There is no place more dead and desolate than there.

Was there no Hades before? "

Suicune was silent for a moment and replied stiffly.

"No."

“It’s actually the same whether there is it now or not. On the contrary, there is Netherland, but people in this world are allowed to use Netherland to do some things in this world.

A few days ago, there was a ghost-god, and that guy turned into a broomstick..."

Wen Yan slightly polished the story of his last trip to Hades, added some Spring and Autumn writing style, and told it as a story.

When he finished speaking, Suicune remained silent and suddenly asked.

"What is a broom star?"

"..."

This stopped Wen Yan from asking, he thought about it and said.

"One of the righteous gods. When most people talk about it, it is actually related to bad luck."

Suicune was in a daze, he was too out of touch with the times.

He didn't know many things, just like this broom star, it was the first time he heard about it.

He does know Zhengshen, Fuyu Shisan told him.

Speaking of the so-called Heavenly Court at the Aisle Gate, I mentioned that there once was an amazingly talented senior who opened the curtain on this far-reaching event.

It is said that this is the eternal foundation for accumulating heritage and making future generations stronger than the previous generation.

He actually doesn't know much about these.

Before he was suppressed, he didn't have these things at all. He was strong by nature, without so many bells and whistles.

Wen Yan didn't say anything, he waited quietly.

He had seen Suicune in this state before.

Some elderly people often do this. As they talk, they suddenly remember something and start to feel dazed.

When Suijun moved a little and seemed to have come back to his senses, Wen Yan said.

"Bring some books next time, so Suicune can read them by himself.

Oh, Suicune, can you read? "

Bang.

Wen Yan exploded on the spot.

In the blink of an eye, he suddenly sat up from the bed.

"Damn water monkey!"

Wen Yan gritted his teeth. Fortunately, just now, he thought that Shuijun looked like the old man he had seen before, sitting in front of his house on a winter afternoon, basking in the sun, his eyes blank, as if he was not thinking about anything.

In fact, I rely on the memories of the past to spend the boring afternoons and the difficult winter days.

He actually felt that Suicune was quite pitiful.

Suddenly, he was blown away.

This time he didn't even see how Suicune took action.

The person woke up without feeling anything.

What about this water monkey?

I'm just asking you if you can read or not. What's the problem?

Not to mention thousands of years ago, the words written thousands of years ago are quite different from those of today, and the differences in some word meanings and semantics are even greater.

Wen Yan came to the backyard and punched twice to calm down.

Well, it was pretty good this time. Although Suicune still managed to beat him up quite bafflingly, he had probably figured out some tricks.

However, the Lieyang Department will definitely know about sending something, and they will have to think of a way to figure it out later.

Don't be in a hurry with this matter, and don't be in a hurry with things like Bo Shuijun. Take your time, let's grind it out slowly.

He still doesn't believe it.

the next day.

As soon as Wen Yan got up, Feng Yao's car was already parked at the door.

When he came down from upstairs, the breakfast Feng Yao bought was placed on the table.

"I'm starting to understand the curator a little bit now."

"What?"

"When I see you, I feel like there's nothing good going on, especially when you come with breakfast."

"What are you thinking about? I'm taking you to the venue. Today is the final stage of Nanwu County's martial arts performance. I'm taking you to see the fun. Did you forget?"

"Oh, this, I really forgot..."

After eating, he called Fuyu Mountain. Uncle Seventh Master answered the call. Wen Yan asked if anyone was coming from Fuyu Mountain.

Uncle Seventh Master said that they stopped going in the end and Qin Kun should go today.

After breakfast, Feng Yao drove the car until he was still some distance away from Yuzhou, then he turned a corner and walked onto a fork in the road.

Wen Yan counted and drove seven forks in a row. He began to feel that the surrounding environment seemed a little different.

Snow can already be seen in the mountains outside the window.

Snowing?

Where does the snow come from next to Yuzhou? And, how could there be snow this month?

"field?!"

“Don’t be nervous, for the sake of unnecessary trouble, the final stage will be held in this field.

This field was discovered a few years ago. There was a guy who practiced driving, and he found this road to practice driving.

Every fork in the road he encountered was a left turn, and he felt like he was going in circles.

It wasn't until he turned left seven times in a row that he entered the field and found a broken road.

If you want to go out, it's actually very simple. Just follow the road, when you encounter a fork in the road, turn right eight times and you can go out.

Don't worry, this area is safe and has been cleaned up.

It is one of the very few areas where you can drive in directly, so it will naturally be exploited. "

Wen Yan looked ahead. The road reached the end and there was a break. A house was built next to it and someone was guarding it.

Wen Yan looked back and saw the Y-shaped intersection where he came from. What he saw now was the same as what he saw when he came here, with an extremely weird and twisted feeling.

"Have you tried it? What will happen if you don't follow the right path?"

"It will disappear."

(End of this chapter)