Siheyuan: Originally I just wanted to be a little transparent
Chapter 310: How have you ever seen such a battle?
Chapter 310: How have you ever seen such a battle?
Hearing what Jia Zhang said, Shazhu glanced at Jia Zhang meaningfully and said, "Don't Ren Jingru look down on me..."
"Oh, let's not talk about it. I still have to send wedding candies to the neighbors in the backyard."
"Sister Qin, remember to come over for the wedding banquet tomorrow..."
With that said, Shazhu grabbed a handful of wedding candies and handed them to Qin Huairu, who was in a daze.
Seeing that Qin Huairu didn't pick it up, Shazhu handed the wedding candy to Jia Zhang and then turned around and left.
Silly Zhu left Qin Huairu's house and walked to the backyard, still muttering: "You still want to drag me along and help your family for free?"
"Humph! My brother got married right away, you must be dumbfounded!"
After Shazhu sent wedding candy notices to all the neighbors in the backyard except Xu Damao's house, he then walked to the door of Xu Damao's house with a mean look on his face.
After slamming the door a few times, Xu Damao shouted angrily and came over to open the door: "Who is it? Can't you be gentler? You don't have to pay for the door if it's broken?"
When Xu Damao opened the door and took a look, he found that it was his archrival Sha Zhu who ran over and smashed his door.
Xu Damao was about to get angry, but suddenly he saw Sha Zhu carrying a black bag. He didn't know that it contained wedding candies, and thought that Sha Zhu was carrying something and wanted to come over to ask him for something, so he said to Sha Zhu with his nostrils turned upward:
"Hey, the sun is rising in the west today. You idiot, you still have one day to come to my door. Tell me, what do you want from me?"
Silly Zhu didn't take Xu Damao's sarcasm seriously. Instead, he smiled mischievously, grabbed a handful of wedding candies from his black pocket, and stuffed them into Xu Damao's hands.
Then he said very arrogantly: "Hey, buddy, I'm in a good mood now. I won't argue with you."
"I'm telling you, my buddy is getting married tomorrow. Remember to come to the Central Courtyard for the wedding banquet tomorrow!"
After hearing what Silly Zhu said, Xu Damao's reaction was even greater than Qin Huairu's. It was as if his tail had been stepped on. He jumped up and said, "What? Are you getting married?"
"How come I don't know about this?"
Silly Zhu seemed to enjoy Xu Damao's surprised look, he chuckled and said: "There are many things you don't know!"
"My wife-in-law has a very good figure and appearance!"
Saying that, Shazhu gave Xu Damao a thumbs up, and then said with a wicked smile: "Better than your ex-wife."
"Tch, you think I will believe it, just you?" Xu Damao didn't believe a word of what Sha Zhu said. He squinted his eyes, looked at Sha Zhu up and down, and said with scorn.
"Hey, you don't believe it, right? You'll believe it when you see me tomorrow."
"I'm telling you, if you catch me and my Erni, a fat guy will come out next year that's better than you. Just go ahead and get greedy!"
When Silly Zhu said this, he had a mean look on his face that made people want to go up and slap him twice.
This is not over yet, Silly Zhu continues to stimulate Xu Damao: "Oh, I forgot, you are a bachelor now, you don't even have a wife, how can you have children?"
"I see, if you are like this, you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life."
"You can only stare and watch me hug my son."
After saying that, Silly Zhu laughed loudly and left the backyard with an arrogant and arrogant pace.
Xu Damao's nose was almost crooked with anger after being ridiculed by Silly Zhu: "Bah, you're such an idiot and you're still giving birth to a fat boy, give birth to a stick!"
As he said that, Xu Damao spat hard on the ground again. As if he still wasn't relieved, he kicked the door frame hard and said, "What the hell!"
"Ouch, what the hell!"
Now that he was relieved, Xu Damao jumped on one leg, shouting and covering one foot as he jumped back into the house.
Early the next morning, Master Wu drove Director Yuan's small jeep and arrived early at the entrance of the courtyard where Lin Shengli lived to wait.
Lin Shengli took the big red flower that Shazhu sent him last night and tied it to his own small jeep.
At this time, Uncle Yan and his family also began to help arrange Luo Shazhu's wedding.
Judging from the smiling face of Mr. Yan Er, he probably has the benefit of not losing his stupidity.
Lin Shengli had just tied the big red flowers, and Silly Zhu, also wearing a brand-new Chinese tunic suit, walked out of his room in high spirits.
This Silly Zhu usually lives alone in a courtyard with no elders around him.
Fortunately, the relationship between Shazhu and He Yuyu had eased some time ago, and He Yuyu also came back to stay frequently.
Today, Silly Zhu is getting married, and Silly Zhu's soon-to-be brother-in-law, He Yuyu's lover, the policeman, also came over early to help with the work.
If he didn't get married today, Shazhu might not even have a family member.
This Silly Zhu is getting married, and a lot of trivial matters are taken care of by Uncle Yan Er's family and Yu Yu.
This Yanbu Gui was very scheming, but after receiving a lot of benefits from Si Zhu, he still worked for him.
The new clothes used by Sha Zhu and Wang Erni for their wedding were made by Aunt Yan and Yu Yu, who pulled the cloth together.
That is to say, Shazhu usually doesn't make any clothes. He has saved a lot of cloth tickets, which is just enough for the young couple to make a new set of clothes each.Silly Zhu's house was tidied up according to his original promise, and a lot of new furniture was added.
These furniture were also made by the carpenters found by Yan Bugui, the second uncle who had taken advantage of Silhouette.
After all, Shazhu’s budget is not big. If he buys all the finished products, that little money will not be enough to get 36 legs.
Not to mention, he also wanted to send betrothal gifts and betrothal gifts to Wang Erni's family.
This marriage was a complete one, draining all of Si Zhu's wealth.
However, although Shazhu's wallet was deflated, the smile on his face became brighter day by day.
"Brother Shengli, let's go." Shazhu said in high spirits, pulling away the co-pilot of Lin Shengli's jeep with a big red flower hanging on it.
The team that went to pick up the bride included Lin Shengli, who was driving his own little jeep, and in it was today's groom, Guan Shazhu.
The jeep driven by Master Wu behind him also brought several apprentices from the Shazhu canteen who came to support him."
After Si Zhu got in the car, he first thanked Lin Shengli, and then said to Lin Shengli with a smile:
"Brother Shengli, you have to drive for us for your hard work. You don't have to worry about anything else. I have a few apprentices here, so you can just help me support the situation..."
After all, in addition to his amazing status, Lin Shengli is also his nobleman and benefactor, as well as his and Wang Erni's matchmaker, and also the witness of his wedding today. Silly Zhu's attitude towards Lin Shengli is much better. good.
Now that Silly Zhu has said so, Lin Shengli can just be a driver with peace of mind and be a mascot honestly.
Two jeeps, one in front and one behind, were speeding towards Wang Erni's house.
This lineup, in these years, if Lin Shengli hadn't been helping Dahonghua in the car, people around him would have thought that some big leader came to inspect the work.
You must know that in this day and age, it is considered respectable for most people to have one or two bicycles when picking up relatives.
If there could be a wedding team with seven or eight bicycles, it would make everyone who saw it talk about it for days.
As for using a car to pick up relatives, is this something ordinary people can and dare to think about?
Even ordinary cadre families are not as grand as Jin Si Zhu.
Silly Zhu, who was sitting in the car, was no longer too beautiful at this time.
Originally, he thought that just driving Lin Shengli's little Jeep to pick up the bride was already shameful.
Unexpectedly, Lin Shengli actually got another one. This formed a fleet!
This time, Silly Zhu was so beautiful that he felt like he was in a dream.
After all, in this era, most people only get married once in their lives. Who doesn't want their wedding to be a glorious one...
When the convoy that picked up the bride approached Wang Erni's village, those who were blocking the road to get wedding candy and cigarettes were all shocked when they saw the oncoming convoy!
When had they ever seen this battle?
Even the county magistrate, who they thought was the greatest official they had ever seen, just drove over in a small car, but that car was not as impressive as the two jeeps they had!
The adults who were blocking the road now no longer dared to block it, and they very consciously moved the road out of the way.
On the contrary, the children in the village became even more excited when they saw the jeep.
Seeing this situation, Ma Hua, who was in the car behind, got out of the car with a big black bag. He grabbed a few handfuls of candies from the bag and threw them aside like a fairy scattering flowers. The children immediately went to pick up the candies happily.
After breaking through all the obstacles, the team that picked up the bride successfully arrived at Wang Erni's house.
Wang Erni's house also had the word "happy" posted early on. The brothers and sisters in Wang Erni's house were all standing in front of the gate laughing and asking for red envelopes!
"Without the red envelope, this door cannot be opened!" The Wang family's children blocked the door tightly.
Regarding this situation, I don’t know if it was someone who reminded me of it, or if it was because Shazhu often served wedding banquets and had seen it a lot.
Silly Zhu calmly took out the red envelope he had prepared and threw it into the yard.
The few little ones who were blocking the door just now were all busy picking up red envelopes.
Seeing this, Shazhu squeezed into the yard surrounded by Ma Hua and others.
The bride, Wang Erni, was chatting with Qin Jingru in the room.
According to local customs, when Silhu and others entered the house, they had to offer a cup of tea to his parents-in-law first. He himself also had to drink a cup of tea with his parents-in-law before going in to greet the bride.
And the tea that I offer is also very particular.
It is more appropriate to say it is tea, rather than soup or brown sugar water.
Because this tea is not made from tea leaves, but from brown sugar and eggs.
Whether it's brown sugar or eggs, in this day and age, they are all rare things in rural areas.
In the village where Wang Erni lives, there is a rule passed down from the elders, that is, if a daughter in the family gets married, she must prepare these two things to entertain the wedding party, otherwise, she will be looked down upon.
In addition to brown sugar and eggs, this brown sugar and egg water also adds some red dates and longan, which means that you will have a child early.
(End of this chapter)
Hearing what Jia Zhang said, Shazhu glanced at Jia Zhang meaningfully and said, "Don't Ren Jingru look down on me..."
"Oh, let's not talk about it. I still have to send wedding candies to the neighbors in the backyard."
"Sister Qin, remember to come over for the wedding banquet tomorrow..."
With that said, Shazhu grabbed a handful of wedding candies and handed them to Qin Huairu, who was in a daze.
Seeing that Qin Huairu didn't pick it up, Shazhu handed the wedding candy to Jia Zhang and then turned around and left.
Silly Zhu left Qin Huairu's house and walked to the backyard, still muttering: "You still want to drag me along and help your family for free?"
"Humph! My brother got married right away, you must be dumbfounded!"
After Shazhu sent wedding candy notices to all the neighbors in the backyard except Xu Damao's house, he then walked to the door of Xu Damao's house with a mean look on his face.
After slamming the door a few times, Xu Damao shouted angrily and came over to open the door: "Who is it? Can't you be gentler? You don't have to pay for the door if it's broken?"
When Xu Damao opened the door and took a look, he found that it was his archrival Sha Zhu who ran over and smashed his door.
Xu Damao was about to get angry, but suddenly he saw Sha Zhu carrying a black bag. He didn't know that it contained wedding candies, and thought that Sha Zhu was carrying something and wanted to come over to ask him for something, so he said to Sha Zhu with his nostrils turned upward:
"Hey, the sun is rising in the west today. You idiot, you still have one day to come to my door. Tell me, what do you want from me?"
Silly Zhu didn't take Xu Damao's sarcasm seriously. Instead, he smiled mischievously, grabbed a handful of wedding candies from his black pocket, and stuffed them into Xu Damao's hands.
Then he said very arrogantly: "Hey, buddy, I'm in a good mood now. I won't argue with you."
"I'm telling you, my buddy is getting married tomorrow. Remember to come to the Central Courtyard for the wedding banquet tomorrow!"
After hearing what Silly Zhu said, Xu Damao's reaction was even greater than Qin Huairu's. It was as if his tail had been stepped on. He jumped up and said, "What? Are you getting married?"
"How come I don't know about this?"
Silly Zhu seemed to enjoy Xu Damao's surprised look, he chuckled and said: "There are many things you don't know!"
"My wife-in-law has a very good figure and appearance!"
Saying that, Shazhu gave Xu Damao a thumbs up, and then said with a wicked smile: "Better than your ex-wife."
"Tch, you think I will believe it, just you?" Xu Damao didn't believe a word of what Sha Zhu said. He squinted his eyes, looked at Sha Zhu up and down, and said with scorn.
"Hey, you don't believe it, right? You'll believe it when you see me tomorrow."
"I'm telling you, if you catch me and my Erni, a fat guy will come out next year that's better than you. Just go ahead and get greedy!"
When Silly Zhu said this, he had a mean look on his face that made people want to go up and slap him twice.
This is not over yet, Silly Zhu continues to stimulate Xu Damao: "Oh, I forgot, you are a bachelor now, you don't even have a wife, how can you have children?"
"I see, if you are like this, you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life."
"You can only stare and watch me hug my son."
After saying that, Silly Zhu laughed loudly and left the backyard with an arrogant and arrogant pace.
Xu Damao's nose was almost crooked with anger after being ridiculed by Silly Zhu: "Bah, you're such an idiot and you're still giving birth to a fat boy, give birth to a stick!"
As he said that, Xu Damao spat hard on the ground again. As if he still wasn't relieved, he kicked the door frame hard and said, "What the hell!"
"Ouch, what the hell!"
Now that he was relieved, Xu Damao jumped on one leg, shouting and covering one foot as he jumped back into the house.
Early the next morning, Master Wu drove Director Yuan's small jeep and arrived early at the entrance of the courtyard where Lin Shengli lived to wait.
Lin Shengli took the big red flower that Shazhu sent him last night and tied it to his own small jeep.
At this time, Uncle Yan and his family also began to help arrange Luo Shazhu's wedding.
Judging from the smiling face of Mr. Yan Er, he probably has the benefit of not losing his stupidity.
Lin Shengli had just tied the big red flowers, and Silly Zhu, also wearing a brand-new Chinese tunic suit, walked out of his room in high spirits.
This Silly Zhu usually lives alone in a courtyard with no elders around him.
Fortunately, the relationship between Shazhu and He Yuyu had eased some time ago, and He Yuyu also came back to stay frequently.
Today, Silly Zhu is getting married, and Silly Zhu's soon-to-be brother-in-law, He Yuyu's lover, the policeman, also came over early to help with the work.
If he didn't get married today, Shazhu might not even have a family member.
This Silly Zhu is getting married, and a lot of trivial matters are taken care of by Uncle Yan Er's family and Yu Yu.
This Yanbu Gui was very scheming, but after receiving a lot of benefits from Si Zhu, he still worked for him.
The new clothes used by Sha Zhu and Wang Erni for their wedding were made by Aunt Yan and Yu Yu, who pulled the cloth together.
That is to say, Shazhu usually doesn't make any clothes. He has saved a lot of cloth tickets, which is just enough for the young couple to make a new set of clothes each.Silly Zhu's house was tidied up according to his original promise, and a lot of new furniture was added.
These furniture were also made by the carpenters found by Yan Bugui, the second uncle who had taken advantage of Silhouette.
After all, Shazhu’s budget is not big. If he buys all the finished products, that little money will not be enough to get 36 legs.
Not to mention, he also wanted to send betrothal gifts and betrothal gifts to Wang Erni's family.
This marriage was a complete one, draining all of Si Zhu's wealth.
However, although Shazhu's wallet was deflated, the smile on his face became brighter day by day.
"Brother Shengli, let's go." Shazhu said in high spirits, pulling away the co-pilot of Lin Shengli's jeep with a big red flower hanging on it.
The team that went to pick up the bride included Lin Shengli, who was driving his own little jeep, and in it was today's groom, Guan Shazhu.
The jeep driven by Master Wu behind him also brought several apprentices from the Shazhu canteen who came to support him."
After Si Zhu got in the car, he first thanked Lin Shengli, and then said to Lin Shengli with a smile:
"Brother Shengli, you have to drive for us for your hard work. You don't have to worry about anything else. I have a few apprentices here, so you can just help me support the situation..."
After all, in addition to his amazing status, Lin Shengli is also his nobleman and benefactor, as well as his and Wang Erni's matchmaker, and also the witness of his wedding today. Silly Zhu's attitude towards Lin Shengli is much better. good.
Now that Silly Zhu has said so, Lin Shengli can just be a driver with peace of mind and be a mascot honestly.
Two jeeps, one in front and one behind, were speeding towards Wang Erni's house.
This lineup, in these years, if Lin Shengli hadn't been helping Dahonghua in the car, people around him would have thought that some big leader came to inspect the work.
You must know that in this day and age, it is considered respectable for most people to have one or two bicycles when picking up relatives.
If there could be a wedding team with seven or eight bicycles, it would make everyone who saw it talk about it for days.
As for using a car to pick up relatives, is this something ordinary people can and dare to think about?
Even ordinary cadre families are not as grand as Jin Si Zhu.
Silly Zhu, who was sitting in the car, was no longer too beautiful at this time.
Originally, he thought that just driving Lin Shengli's little Jeep to pick up the bride was already shameful.
Unexpectedly, Lin Shengli actually got another one. This formed a fleet!
This time, Silly Zhu was so beautiful that he felt like he was in a dream.
After all, in this era, most people only get married once in their lives. Who doesn't want their wedding to be a glorious one...
When the convoy that picked up the bride approached Wang Erni's village, those who were blocking the road to get wedding candy and cigarettes were all shocked when they saw the oncoming convoy!
When had they ever seen this battle?
Even the county magistrate, who they thought was the greatest official they had ever seen, just drove over in a small car, but that car was not as impressive as the two jeeps they had!
The adults who were blocking the road now no longer dared to block it, and they very consciously moved the road out of the way.
On the contrary, the children in the village became even more excited when they saw the jeep.
Seeing this situation, Ma Hua, who was in the car behind, got out of the car with a big black bag. He grabbed a few handfuls of candies from the bag and threw them aside like a fairy scattering flowers. The children immediately went to pick up the candies happily.
After breaking through all the obstacles, the team that picked up the bride successfully arrived at Wang Erni's house.
Wang Erni's house also had the word "happy" posted early on. The brothers and sisters in Wang Erni's house were all standing in front of the gate laughing and asking for red envelopes!
"Without the red envelope, this door cannot be opened!" The Wang family's children blocked the door tightly.
Regarding this situation, I don’t know if it was someone who reminded me of it, or if it was because Shazhu often served wedding banquets and had seen it a lot.
Silly Zhu calmly took out the red envelope he had prepared and threw it into the yard.
The few little ones who were blocking the door just now were all busy picking up red envelopes.
Seeing this, Shazhu squeezed into the yard surrounded by Ma Hua and others.
The bride, Wang Erni, was chatting with Qin Jingru in the room.
According to local customs, when Silhu and others entered the house, they had to offer a cup of tea to his parents-in-law first. He himself also had to drink a cup of tea with his parents-in-law before going in to greet the bride.
And the tea that I offer is also very particular.
It is more appropriate to say it is tea, rather than soup or brown sugar water.
Because this tea is not made from tea leaves, but from brown sugar and eggs.
Whether it's brown sugar or eggs, in this day and age, they are all rare things in rural areas.
In the village where Wang Erni lives, there is a rule passed down from the elders, that is, if a daughter in the family gets married, she must prepare these two things to entertain the wedding party, otherwise, she will be looked down upon.
In addition to brown sugar and eggs, this brown sugar and egg water also adds some red dates and longan, which means that you will have a child early.
(End of this chapter)
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