Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices
Chapter 96 Mom, Brother Naruto wants you to take off your socks
Chapter 96 (Please subscribe) Mom, Brother Naruto wants you to take off your socks
He is still just a child.
Now Asuma feels a little sick when he hears this. Before this so-called child appeared, he and Kurenai were almost married, but since Naruto appeared, Asuma started to have trouble.
Now let alone being with Kurenai, they couldn't even talk. Kurenai ignored Asuma.
After being discharged from the hospital, the first thing Asuma did was to find Kurenai, but she was turned away. Kurenai's words at that time were particularly harsh.
"Asma, don't come to me again."
"Our future ends here, drawing a clear line."
After returning home in a daze, Asuma blamed the doll that appeared for no reason that day and Uzumaki Naruto who was yelling at that time.
Even Asuma wondered if it was Naruto who secretly placed the doll in his room.
But after thinking about it carefully, this suspicion was really unreasonable, not to mention whether Naruto had the strength to quietly enter the Sarutobi house where the third Hokage was still alive at the time.
Asuma didn't think he had any reason to do this.
Is it just because Kurenai is beautiful that Naruto, the brat, wants to steal her from her?
so funny!
But even though Naruto was not the culprit, Asuma was still particularly unhappy to see him. This brat was actually eating his sister-in-law's tofu.
"Naruto-kun, are you going to read my palm this time too?" Sarutobi Hazuki smiled enthusiastically.
"If possible, I would like to see your feet."
Naruto and Hazuki sat opposite each other, and next to them was Konohamaru who came over to watch the fun.
Hazuki's sitting posture was upright and elegant, while Naruto sat cross-legged on the futon casually and held Hazuki's hand. Konohamaru followed Naruto's example and sat upright.
"Mom, Brother Naruto said he wants to see your feet, please take off your socks quickly."
As Konohamaru spoke, he reached out to untie Hazuki's footbag, but then he was hit by Hazuki. He covered his head and cried out in pain and returned to his futon.
well played!
Asuma silently gave a thumbs up to his sister-in-law, saying to himself that Konohamaru, that brat, has almost become Naruto's flatterer recently, opening his mouth and shutting up about Naruto-nii, going around saying that Naruto-nii saved his life.
And even his ideals have changed. He used to want to be Hokage, but now he can actually say that he wants to assist Naruto's brother to become Hokage.
Unlike Asuma, Naruto now has very good senses for Konohamaru!
Good son. No, good brother!
"Madam, Konohamaru is just a child and cannot be educated through violence."
Naruto said righteously.
Konohamaru then said: "That's right, you can't educate with violence, mom, you're too rude. Oops!"
Konohamaru was directly grabbed by Hazuki's face and pinched, and Naruto also suffered the consequences.
There was a family of three, and the two men were being held by the woman's hands.
However, the force used against Naruto was not severe. Rather than pinching, it would be more appropriate to say it was a pinch.
"Konohamaru, you are not allowed to touch the opposite sex, do you understand?" Sarutobi Hazuki educated.
"But you are the mother!"
Konohamaru covered his pinched cheeks and said aggrievedly: "And it was Naruto who wanted to help his mother look at his feet, but his mother actually used force to Naruto-nii,"
Naruto, who still had a lingering fragrance on his face, said it was okay and even wanted Mrs. Hazuki to touch her again.
But it's obviously not possible now.
Hazuki frowned slightly, knocked on the floor and glared at Konohamaru, educating: "Mom can't do it either, and there are outsiders here now, how can you just ask mom to take off her socks?"
That's right, how could a brat like Konohamaru ask his sister-in-law to take off her socks just because of an outsider's words.
Asuma silently nodded in agreement.
The educated Konohamaru's movements were in sync with Asma's. He nodded, his eyes lit up, and he looked at Asma as if he understood something.
"Uncle Asuma, please go out quickly and don't disturb Brother Naruto and mother here."
"???" Asma had a weird look on his face and said to himself, "Good guy, you brat, you still treat me like an outsider, right? I'm your uncle."
If you don't ask Naruto to go out, call me out, is that appropriate?
At this time, Sarutobi Hazuki also looked at him and smiled lightly: "Asuma, please take Konohamaru out for a while. I have some private matters to communicate with Naruto-kun."
Asma: "..."
The eldest sister-in-law now has the biggest say in the family, and what she says has to be listened to at home.
"Okay, Konohamaru, let's go."
"No, I want to stay here and learn how to read feet from Brother Naruto. Uncle Asuma can go play by himself!"
Konohamaru decisively refused.
Naruto coughed lightly: "Konohamaru, you can't learn this kind of thing."
Konohamaru said seriously: "Naruto-chan, I will work hard, you have to believe me."
You work so hard.
As the saying goes, there is no room for two tigers in one mountain, and there is no need for two perverts in a village. I am enough for the perverts living in Konoha.
Naruto smiled and said, "You can ask your uncle Asuma to teach you."
Let Asma teach you how to be a miser!
Konohamaru still refused: "I think Brother Naruto is much better than Uncle Asuma, and I want to learn from Brother Naruto." Hearing this, Naruto couldn't help laughing, while Asuma's face darkened.
What a great nephew of mine.
Asuma pouted and forcefully took Konohamaru away: "Good nephew, let's go play with uncle."
Now it's time to deal with the brat Konohamaru. As for Naruto, Asuma wasn't really worried about what he would do to his sister-in-law.
After all, Naruto's appearance is too deceptive. He seems to be just a little devil. He probably can't even get up in the morning and embrace the sun.
Konohamaru was dragged away by Asuma reluctantly. He clamored to stay and learn techniques from Naruto. Upon seeing this, Sarutobi Hazuki couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle, and looked at Naruto with raised eyebrows.
"You lied to Konohamaru like this, and he will pester you every day to learn. I will not help you."
After hearing this, Naruto raised his eyebrows: "Madam, do you think I'm lying? I really know how to read feet."
Ye Yue smiled: "Then are you really planning to help me take a look?"
She didn't believe in Naruto, or she didn't believe in things like palm readings and foot readings. Things in the world were fickle, and there was no way the fortune telling could be accurate. Back then, the monk at the Fire Temple said that her husband could live a long life, but it turned out to be more than 20 years old. Died on duty at the age of [-].
She herself was also seriously injured during that mission, but she managed to recover after being treated by Tsunade.
"If Madam is willing to believe me, then I will help Madam take a look." Naruto said tentatively.
Still pretending.
Children have really strong self-esteem.
"Then let's take a look!" Sarutobi Hazuki nodded with a smile. She planned to cooperate with Naruto so as not to break the heart of this little savior.
Moreover, she had a very good impression of Naruto, and the little Naruto in front of her seemed to be exuding charm all the time.
Thinking about it, Hazuki moved her legs in front of Naruto. At this time, only a small section of the snow-white calf was exposed, but it was also full of temptation.
"Then I will help Madam take a look carefully."
Naruto stepped forward slightly and placed Hazuki's petite left foot on the palm of his hand, then slowly pulled down her foot bag, revealing a delicate white foot with a hint of pink.
It feels soft, smooth and delicate, as tender as fat.
"Aww~!"
The moment the sole of her foot was touched, Ye Yue felt an inexplicable throbbing feeling for some reason, and a blush appeared on her beautiful cheeks.
"Madam, what's wrong?" Naruto asked.
"Why do you call me wife and mistress? I almost don't understand what you are going to call me." Ye Yue didn't know how to answer him, so she answered casually.
I want to call my wife, but you probably won’t let me.
"Haha, they all yelled, it seems fresh and interesting." Naruto scratched his head, just when he was about to make up random things, come up with random results, and end it with tofu.
That familiar voice came again.
[Actively choose to trigger! 】
[As a gentleman, you suddenly get an object you like and put it in your palm. Isn’t this a great opportunity? The choice you will make is...]
[Choice 10, exercise restraint: make up random things and muddle through.Completion reward ([-] taels)]
[Option 10, inner demons are at work: keep it in your hand for more than [-] minutes.Completion reward (three percent control of Nine-Tails)]
[Choice 5.00, beautiful and delicious: put it in your mouth and taste it carefully.Completion reward (Nine-Tails Controller [-]%)】
[Choice four, act recklessly:...Completion reward (Sarutobi Hazuki’s corruption value 30.00%)]
Naruto:"."
Naruto admitted that he had a little bit of foot control, but it was far from that crazy.
It's just a hateful selector. She's really a sexy bitch, always trying to seduce me with rewards.
[Please also ask the host not to slander. This selection is an active trigger. If the host does not call, the selection will not appear at this time. 】
Boil!
was debunked.
What a selector? Why are you talking? It doesn’t respect the privacy of the host at all.
For the first time, a real "shy" blush appeared on Naruto's face.
"Naruto-kun, how much longer do you want to watch?" Sarutobi Hazuki was a little embarrassed by Naruto's burning gaze. She wanted to pull her foot back, but Naruto held it firmly.
Naruto held onto Hazuki steadily, with a serious expression on his face, and said seriously: "Madam, you have a sign of something serious!"
"What?" Ye Yue was stunned.
After hesitating for a moment, Naruto said with a serious face: "In terms of fortune telling, I studied under Jiraiya-sama and have already learned the essence. This time, I can see that there are evil spirits in the soles of your feet, Madam. The color of an evil spirit, this is a serious disaster and I need to do something for my wife to resolve the crisis."
Seeing his serious look, Ha Yue hesitated for a few seconds, nodded and said, "What are you going to do, Naruto-kun?"
"It's very simple!" Naruto pinched Hazuki's soles: "Let me draw a few talismans, and that's it."
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(End of this chapter)
He is still just a child.
Now Asuma feels a little sick when he hears this. Before this so-called child appeared, he and Kurenai were almost married, but since Naruto appeared, Asuma started to have trouble.
Now let alone being with Kurenai, they couldn't even talk. Kurenai ignored Asuma.
After being discharged from the hospital, the first thing Asuma did was to find Kurenai, but she was turned away. Kurenai's words at that time were particularly harsh.
"Asma, don't come to me again."
"Our future ends here, drawing a clear line."
After returning home in a daze, Asuma blamed the doll that appeared for no reason that day and Uzumaki Naruto who was yelling at that time.
Even Asuma wondered if it was Naruto who secretly placed the doll in his room.
But after thinking about it carefully, this suspicion was really unreasonable, not to mention whether Naruto had the strength to quietly enter the Sarutobi house where the third Hokage was still alive at the time.
Asuma didn't think he had any reason to do this.
Is it just because Kurenai is beautiful that Naruto, the brat, wants to steal her from her?
so funny!
But even though Naruto was not the culprit, Asuma was still particularly unhappy to see him. This brat was actually eating his sister-in-law's tofu.
"Naruto-kun, are you going to read my palm this time too?" Sarutobi Hazuki smiled enthusiastically.
"If possible, I would like to see your feet."
Naruto and Hazuki sat opposite each other, and next to them was Konohamaru who came over to watch the fun.
Hazuki's sitting posture was upright and elegant, while Naruto sat cross-legged on the futon casually and held Hazuki's hand. Konohamaru followed Naruto's example and sat upright.
"Mom, Brother Naruto said he wants to see your feet, please take off your socks quickly."
As Konohamaru spoke, he reached out to untie Hazuki's footbag, but then he was hit by Hazuki. He covered his head and cried out in pain and returned to his futon.
well played!
Asuma silently gave a thumbs up to his sister-in-law, saying to himself that Konohamaru, that brat, has almost become Naruto's flatterer recently, opening his mouth and shutting up about Naruto-nii, going around saying that Naruto-nii saved his life.
And even his ideals have changed. He used to want to be Hokage, but now he can actually say that he wants to assist Naruto's brother to become Hokage.
Unlike Asuma, Naruto now has very good senses for Konohamaru!
Good son. No, good brother!
"Madam, Konohamaru is just a child and cannot be educated through violence."
Naruto said righteously.
Konohamaru then said: "That's right, you can't educate with violence, mom, you're too rude. Oops!"
Konohamaru was directly grabbed by Hazuki's face and pinched, and Naruto also suffered the consequences.
There was a family of three, and the two men were being held by the woman's hands.
However, the force used against Naruto was not severe. Rather than pinching, it would be more appropriate to say it was a pinch.
"Konohamaru, you are not allowed to touch the opposite sex, do you understand?" Sarutobi Hazuki educated.
"But you are the mother!"
Konohamaru covered his pinched cheeks and said aggrievedly: "And it was Naruto who wanted to help his mother look at his feet, but his mother actually used force to Naruto-nii,"
Naruto, who still had a lingering fragrance on his face, said it was okay and even wanted Mrs. Hazuki to touch her again.
But it's obviously not possible now.
Hazuki frowned slightly, knocked on the floor and glared at Konohamaru, educating: "Mom can't do it either, and there are outsiders here now, how can you just ask mom to take off her socks?"
That's right, how could a brat like Konohamaru ask his sister-in-law to take off her socks just because of an outsider's words.
Asuma silently nodded in agreement.
The educated Konohamaru's movements were in sync with Asma's. He nodded, his eyes lit up, and he looked at Asma as if he understood something.
"Uncle Asuma, please go out quickly and don't disturb Brother Naruto and mother here."
"???" Asma had a weird look on his face and said to himself, "Good guy, you brat, you still treat me like an outsider, right? I'm your uncle."
If you don't ask Naruto to go out, call me out, is that appropriate?
At this time, Sarutobi Hazuki also looked at him and smiled lightly: "Asuma, please take Konohamaru out for a while. I have some private matters to communicate with Naruto-kun."
Asma: "..."
The eldest sister-in-law now has the biggest say in the family, and what she says has to be listened to at home.
"Okay, Konohamaru, let's go."
"No, I want to stay here and learn how to read feet from Brother Naruto. Uncle Asuma can go play by himself!"
Konohamaru decisively refused.
Naruto coughed lightly: "Konohamaru, you can't learn this kind of thing."
Konohamaru said seriously: "Naruto-chan, I will work hard, you have to believe me."
You work so hard.
As the saying goes, there is no room for two tigers in one mountain, and there is no need for two perverts in a village. I am enough for the perverts living in Konoha.
Naruto smiled and said, "You can ask your uncle Asuma to teach you."
Let Asma teach you how to be a miser!
Konohamaru still refused: "I think Brother Naruto is much better than Uncle Asuma, and I want to learn from Brother Naruto." Hearing this, Naruto couldn't help laughing, while Asuma's face darkened.
What a great nephew of mine.
Asuma pouted and forcefully took Konohamaru away: "Good nephew, let's go play with uncle."
Now it's time to deal with the brat Konohamaru. As for Naruto, Asuma wasn't really worried about what he would do to his sister-in-law.
After all, Naruto's appearance is too deceptive. He seems to be just a little devil. He probably can't even get up in the morning and embrace the sun.
Konohamaru was dragged away by Asuma reluctantly. He clamored to stay and learn techniques from Naruto. Upon seeing this, Sarutobi Hazuki couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle, and looked at Naruto with raised eyebrows.
"You lied to Konohamaru like this, and he will pester you every day to learn. I will not help you."
After hearing this, Naruto raised his eyebrows: "Madam, do you think I'm lying? I really know how to read feet."
Ye Yue smiled: "Then are you really planning to help me take a look?"
She didn't believe in Naruto, or she didn't believe in things like palm readings and foot readings. Things in the world were fickle, and there was no way the fortune telling could be accurate. Back then, the monk at the Fire Temple said that her husband could live a long life, but it turned out to be more than 20 years old. Died on duty at the age of [-].
She herself was also seriously injured during that mission, but she managed to recover after being treated by Tsunade.
"If Madam is willing to believe me, then I will help Madam take a look." Naruto said tentatively.
Still pretending.
Children have really strong self-esteem.
"Then let's take a look!" Sarutobi Hazuki nodded with a smile. She planned to cooperate with Naruto so as not to break the heart of this little savior.
Moreover, she had a very good impression of Naruto, and the little Naruto in front of her seemed to be exuding charm all the time.
Thinking about it, Hazuki moved her legs in front of Naruto. At this time, only a small section of the snow-white calf was exposed, but it was also full of temptation.
"Then I will help Madam take a look carefully."
Naruto stepped forward slightly and placed Hazuki's petite left foot on the palm of his hand, then slowly pulled down her foot bag, revealing a delicate white foot with a hint of pink.
It feels soft, smooth and delicate, as tender as fat.
"Aww~!"
The moment the sole of her foot was touched, Ye Yue felt an inexplicable throbbing feeling for some reason, and a blush appeared on her beautiful cheeks.
"Madam, what's wrong?" Naruto asked.
"Why do you call me wife and mistress? I almost don't understand what you are going to call me." Ye Yue didn't know how to answer him, so she answered casually.
I want to call my wife, but you probably won’t let me.
"Haha, they all yelled, it seems fresh and interesting." Naruto scratched his head, just when he was about to make up random things, come up with random results, and end it with tofu.
That familiar voice came again.
[Actively choose to trigger! 】
[As a gentleman, you suddenly get an object you like and put it in your palm. Isn’t this a great opportunity? The choice you will make is...]
[Choice 10, exercise restraint: make up random things and muddle through.Completion reward ([-] taels)]
[Option 10, inner demons are at work: keep it in your hand for more than [-] minutes.Completion reward (three percent control of Nine-Tails)]
[Choice 5.00, beautiful and delicious: put it in your mouth and taste it carefully.Completion reward (Nine-Tails Controller [-]%)】
[Choice four, act recklessly:...Completion reward (Sarutobi Hazuki’s corruption value 30.00%)]
Naruto:"."
Naruto admitted that he had a little bit of foot control, but it was far from that crazy.
It's just a hateful selector. She's really a sexy bitch, always trying to seduce me with rewards.
[Please also ask the host not to slander. This selection is an active trigger. If the host does not call, the selection will not appear at this time. 】
Boil!
was debunked.
What a selector? Why are you talking? It doesn’t respect the privacy of the host at all.
For the first time, a real "shy" blush appeared on Naruto's face.
"Naruto-kun, how much longer do you want to watch?" Sarutobi Hazuki was a little embarrassed by Naruto's burning gaze. She wanted to pull her foot back, but Naruto held it firmly.
Naruto held onto Hazuki steadily, with a serious expression on his face, and said seriously: "Madam, you have a sign of something serious!"
"What?" Ye Yue was stunned.
After hesitating for a moment, Naruto said with a serious face: "In terms of fortune telling, I studied under Jiraiya-sama and have already learned the essence. This time, I can see that there are evil spirits in the soles of your feet, Madam. The color of an evil spirit, this is a serious disaster and I need to do something for my wife to resolve the crisis."
Seeing his serious look, Ha Yue hesitated for a few seconds, nodded and said, "What are you going to do, Naruto-kun?"
"It's very simple!" Naruto pinched Hazuki's soles: "Let me draw a few talismans, and that's it."
(PS: Thank you for the tip!)
(End of this chapter)
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