Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Chapter 239 Messy
  Eat up.

In a sunny space.

Uzumaki Naina stared blankly at the seemingly infinite space, but in reality there were barriers everywhere, a small space that could not even be enlarged.

She always had the feeling that she had become a fat person with one bite.
  Not only did Kyuubi absorb all the chakra from his body, but he also swallowed the entire Shukaku some time ago.

This was already bizarre enough.

However today.
  As Uzumaki Shōna walked, he inexplicably absorbed the chakra from the Three-Tails, which came in batches.

Five consecutive absorptions directly caused Uzumaki Shouta's chakra volume to expand to a new peak.

"what is happening."

"I really want to ask Naruto."

"But I'm afraid that when I get out, that bastard will only stare at my body and won't say a word of unnecessary nonsense."

Ugh.

I don't know anything, and it feels so annoying to become stronger out of nowhere.

There is no sense of achievement at all.

"Madam, I peeled the apples and washed some grapes. You can try them."

While Uzumaki Sakura was thinking, Konan came over from behind and placed the fruit plate next to Uzumaki Sakura for her to enjoy.

Uzumaki Watana gave up thinking, turned around, grabbed the purple grapes and threw them into his mouth.

Eat grapes without spitting out the grape skins, just one bite at a time.

"Xiaonan, you are so virtuous."

"Naruto, that brat is so lucky to have you."

Carefully hugging Xiaonan's shoulders, Uzumaki Shimona picked up a piece of apple and fed it to Xiaonan.

After Konan ate it obediently, Uzumaki Shonana nodded with satisfaction.

"Not bad, not bad. Eat well and you will give birth to a fair and fat baby."

Hearing this, Xiaonan smiled shyly and turned away, which made Uzumaki's childish smile tremble, and the huge fruit trembled again and again.

"Xiaonan, you are so interesting."

"More interesting than the spring."

In fact, at the beginning, Uzumaki Hakina didn't like Konan very much.

Because Xiaonan is really too old.

He is thirty-four years old this year, soon to be thirty-five, and is more than a round older than Naruto.

Moreover, Naruto's parents were only in their early twenties when they died, which is equivalent to Konan's current living age and more than ten years older than Naruto's parents.

This makes Uzumaki Watana very unbearable, but what can be done if he can't bear it?

We already have children, so we can’t abort them.

Moreover, Uzumaki Watana had a hunch that if she dared to beat Konan's child, that bastard Naruto would also dare to let her have one.

This kind of thing is too scary, so forget it.

So, in the following time, Uzumaki Shanna tried to get along well with Konan.

It turns out that Xiao Nan is very interesting. She has a good temper and never gets angry no matter how much she teases her. She is also very gentle and will make whatever she wants to eat.

It’s literally a housewife’s encyclopedia.

"Haha." Konan apologized awkwardly. She didn't know how to answer Uzumaki Nagoya's words.

I can only maintain due respect for this "ma'am".

There were many topics that Uzumaki Sakura wanted to talk to, but she couldn't answer any of them.

For example, when Uzumaki Sakura asked her how she learned to cook, she couldn't tell him because she had taken care of a disabled person for more than ten years.

I had no choice but to develop good cooking skills.

If he really said it, he would probably be treated coldly.

I just hope that Naruto can pick him up as soon as possible.

Xiaonan still likes to live alone, with at most one child and Naruto, forming a family of three.

However, her wish can probably only be a wish.

because
  There was no way Naruto could form a family of three.

His family members have more than doubled.

Just like this time.

After Naruto just received the mission notice from Shizune, he returned to his small home. The first moment he opened the door, he saw three beauties dressed in extremely enchanting clothes.

"Hey, I'm finally willing to go home. I thought you wouldn't come."

After closing the door and walking into the living room from the entrance, a warm wind blew in front of me.

The sunlight refracts into the living room from the window and reflects on the wooden floor, shimmering with golden light.

Wearing a black transparent gauze nightgown, Uchiha Mikoto walked towards Naruto step by step with her bare white feet.

As I walked around, my heavy conscience rose and fell, swaying back and forth.

There are two other people exactly like her, Izumi Uchiha and Yoshino Nara.

The three of them were about the same height, and they all had black hair and black eyes. They were all wearing the same clothes, and they also had their black hair hanging straight on the back of their heads.

They look like a beautiful set of triplets.

"When did you guys come?"

Seeing the three women getting closer and closer, Naruto couldn't help but swallow, and a hot fire ignited in his chest.

"Why, if you don't go to us, can't we come by ourselves?" Nara Yoshino said angrily.

Naruto wanted to fight back, but when he saw Nara Yoshino's angry face, he suddenly remembered that the three of them had actually been waiting for him for more than ten years.

For Naruto, the days were fleeting, but for the three of them, they were probably particularly long.

Especially Yoshino and Mikoto, who have to suffer the contempt of the Nara family and live under the roof of others.

The other suffered the murder of his own son and lived in anonymity for several years.

And Izumi, because of Naruto's words, stayed in Konoha to protect Yoshino and Mikoto for more than ten years.

They all had a hard time.

If Naruto were to be mean to them as soon as they met, that was simply not something a person would do.

The breeze outside the window whistled.

Bringing dusk air into the house.

The gauze nightgown was rolled up.

Naruto lowered his head and raised his head.

Sincerely apologize to them.

"Sorry, I'm late."

"Today, you three have the final say on how you want to punish me."

I salute you with the highest respect from a young man.

"This is what you said." Nara Yoshino was gearing up, drooling at the corner of his mouth, looking a little impatient.

"Why punish you? Can't you punish me?" Uchiha Mikoto winked, twisted her body seductively, and slowly approached Naruto.

However, just when she was about to get close to Naruto, she was forcefully pulled back by a pair of snow-white hands.

Izumi Uchiha seized the C position, hooked his hands around Naruto's neck, and smiled like a flower.

"It's not too late, as long as you come back."

As he spoke, Uchiha Izumi pushed Naruto's head into his arms: "You just came back today, you must be very tired. You need to rest first, and we will talk later."

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Nara Yoshino couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

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Uchiha Mikoto was dumbfounded.

"Okay, okay, bitch, you're playing this trick, aren't you?"

"Everyone is a lustful girl who is thirsty for talents, but you have become a gentle and beautiful girl, right!" Angry Uchiha Mikoto's eyes were on fire, her Mangekyou Sharingan opened directly, and she shouted: " Uchiha Izumi, I must decide the outcome with you today."

"Do you have that ability?" Uchiha Izumi raised his eyebrows and replied with disdain: "With your little strength, it may not be enough to kill a chicken."

"What did you say?!"

"Calling you weak!"

Seeing that the anger between the two parties was getting stronger and stronger, and there were already some trends that were almost uncontrollable, Naruto looked around, and first took Quan's hand.

Then Naruto quickly stood in the middle to break up the fight.

"Ask for a sack of beans!"

"Everyone should talk to each other properly. We are all a family. Don't be so angry."

Hearing this, Uchiha Mikoto not only didn't listen, but even yelled at Naruto: "Who in your family has made me wait for so long, but you didn't hurry up and hug me."

Perhaps because of being lonely for too many years, the Uchiha Mikoto that Naruto saw today seemed to be particularly irritable and no longer as tender as before.

The intellectual big sister is always missed.

Naruto swore that he would find a way to get Mikoto to change back in the future, but today.

That's it!

Give in first.

"Come on~!" Naruto took three steps and ran to Mikoto's side and hugged her waist.

Mikoto hugged Naruto into her delicate body, then the corners of her eyes twitched, and she made an "OK" gesture with Yoshino and Izumi.

The plan was successful.

Next, the three of them took turns to take revenge on Naruto for making them wait for more than ten years.

"Why did you hug her first instead of me, Uzumaki Naruto, you heartless man." Yoshino's eyes were red and he cursed plaintively.

Naruto acted instantly, turned around, hugged Yoshino, and whispered comfortingly: "I'm here, don't worry, don't worry."

"That's pretty much it." Yoshino rubbed his eyes, and then said: "This time, you are not allowed to let me go."

Naruto nodded: "Yeah, never let go."

However.
  Just as he finished speaking, the sound of Uchiha Izumi crying could be heard behind him.

"That's all, Naruto, just take good care of them. Even if I'm alone, nothing will happen."

As he spoke, Quan's tears fell down, as if he wanted to cry out all the pain he had suffered for more than ten years at once.

"Don't cry, don't cry, I'm coming." Naruto let go of Yoshino in a panic and prepared to clasp his fists.

Then, the world exploded.

Yoshino said sadly: "Liar, you just said you wouldn't let me go, but you turned around and let me go just because of her, you big liar."

Uchiha Mikoto turned around with her back to him: "I shouldn't have fantasies about you. Why can you give up on me again and again, even though it was me you hugged just now?"

Izumi forced a smile, her smile was uglier than crying: "Naruto, it's okay, just stay with them. As for me, it doesn't matter if I'm alone, I'm used to being alone anyway."

The voices of three women kept lingering in Naruto's ears.

Naruto was numb.

He felt that the world suddenly seemed meaningless.

'Selector, save me! ’

[Actively choose to trigger! 】

[Poor Uzumaki Naruto, you are being manipulated by three women. You feel guilty towards them and cannot detect the truth. What are you going to do? 】

"." The expression on Naruto's face froze.

‘What the selector means is that these three women are actually playing with me. ’

'Then I was stupid and wanted to take good care of each of them. ’

Maybe the grievance was real, but more probably it was because he wanted to fool Naruto's heart.

Sighing, Naruto looked at Mikoto, who had his back to her and exuded a resentful temperament. He knew without guessing that it must be Mikoto's idea.

She has always loved acting.

OK then.

Love acting so much.

Today, let’s have some fun with you.

[Choice [-], Uchiha Mikoto: She gave birth to your son "Sasuke", the number one genius in the ninja world. Of course you must treat her well. Completion reward ([-]% control of three tails)]

Haha, Uzumaki Naruto will not make a choice anymore, he chooses this one and the next one.

[Choice [-], Nara Yoshino: She gave birth to the intellectual genius "Shikamaru" and you cannot let her down. Completion reward ([-]% control of three tails)]

I want this one too, next one.

[Choice [-], Izumi Uchiha: She has protected two women for you for more than ten years. She is in love with you, how can she let her down. Completion reward ([-]% control of three tails)]

next.

[Choice four, one against three: What are you afraid of? With your physical strength, what are you afraid of? Completion reward ([-]% control of three tails)]

Two, two, two, four, which adds up to ten, just in time to absorb all the remaining three-tailed chakra.

Not bad.

[Choice [-], Shadow Clone Technique: If you really don’t want to move, you might as well try this trick and summon a hundred shadow clones to ravage the three of them. Completion reward ([-]% control of the four tails)]

Naruto's heart skipped a beat when he saw choice five, the reward was very tempting.

But
  He won't choose.

Even if it was a shadow clone, he didn't want to share it.

Self-greening is also equal to being green. He has always been the only one who loves others. How can he be allowed to be greened by others?

"Hey, you three, stop crying just yet."

"If you keep crying, daddy will spank you."

The three girls were stunned when they heard Naruto's unkind tone. They looked at each other and asked with their eyes if they had gone too far.

finally.
  Mikoto felt that Naruto felt guilty and would not do anything to them.

Now he must be deliberately deceiving and trying to test them.

Therefore, the heroic Uchiha Mikoto took the lead and said: "Huh, you are a heartless man. Not only did you abandon your wife and children for more than ten years, but you also scolded me whenever we met. I will never care about you again."

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw Naruto rushing over.

"If you ignore me, then I'll force you to ignore me."

As he said that, Naruto's hands went directly from Mikoto's waist into her clothes.

after an hour
  【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing option one, the reward ([-]% control of the three tails) is successfully distributed. 】

two hours later.
  【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing option two. The reward ([-]% control of the three tails) is successfully distributed. 】

three hours later.
  【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing option three. The reward ([-]% control of the third tail) is successfully distributed. 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing option four, the reward ([-]% control of the three tails) is successfully distributed. 】

"."

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On a remote island.

He had just finished eating and was about to put on the mask again. Uchiha Obito didn't hold the mask, and the ugly face with half of the spiral pattern was exposed to the sun.

His face was twitching wildly, and he couldn't control the expression on his face. He almost wanted to curse, but he finally suppressed the depression in his heart.

"Could it be said that there really is an indescribable god in the world?"

"Able to take away the power of tailed beasts out of thin air."

"Is it the Sage of Six Paths, or something else?"

The three tails he had worked so hard to catch.

completely disappeared.

A strong wind blew by, and Obito was alone and messy in the wind.

(End of this chapter)