Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Chapter 188 Sorry Husband
Naruto hugged Yoshino's body from behind. Her delicate body under the thick ninja combat uniform was extremely soft. Perhaps because of the previous injury, there was a faint smell of blood on her body.

It doesn't smell good.

But what we should pay attention to now is not whether it smells good or not, but how to save people.

In order to save people, even though he knew that Yoshino swallowed poison by mistake instead of choking on it, Naruto immediately performed extensive Heimlich maneuver on her.

In order to wipe. For better treatment.

The cave also fell into a deathly silence for a short time as Naruto began to give first aid.

"Let me go!" Yoshino blushed and shouted in grief and anger.

"Menma-kun, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, why don't you let go of Yoshino." Mikoto scolded sternly.

"Don't be afraid!"

Naruto knew from the beginning that there would be misunderstandings, so he was not in a hurry and explained patiently: "I am saving Yoshino. This is a medical first aid method to make Yoshino spit out the poison."

Yoshino was ashamed and angry when she heard this. She felt that Naruto really regarded her as a big girl who didn't understand anything. This was clearly the posture in the manga.

Konoha Hospital has never said that this kind of first aid is available.

"You damn bastard, I'm going to die and you still take advantage of me." Yoshino couldn't pull Naruto's hand away, so he hit the back of Naruto's hand with his fist.

"Menma-kun, I don't want to be your enemy, so please let go of Yoshino!" Mikoto raised the kunai and pointed it at Naruto.

"I'm really saving her, please give me a little trust, okay?!" Naruto said.

"You can save people like you, please let me go quickly." Yoshino yelled angrily.

Naruto didn't care about her, she was already controlled by Naruto, and what mattered now was Mikoto's attitude.

If Mikoto doesn't calm down, then Naruto will have to use violence to help her calm down.

Fortunately, Mikoto was not an irrational person. Seeing that Naruto really didn't seem to do anything more extreme, she temporarily restrained her hostility towards Naruto.

"Okay, I believe you for the time being. I hope what you say is true."

"Ok!"

Naruto's movements did not stop, and the next step was even more extreme. He took advantage of the gap between Yoshino's words and directly extended his index and middle fingers into Yoshino's throat.

Suddenly, Yoshino felt an uncomfortable feeling of nausea in his heart, and tears welled up in his eyes.

"I fought with you!"

Yoshino felt cruel and bit Naruto's finger hard with his big white teeth.

Naruto frowned in pain.

However, Naruto had already anticipated Yoshino's violent reaction, and immediately attached golden chakra to his fingers. While protecting his fingers from being bitten off, he also controlled the chakra to explore from the mouth into the esophagus in a peaceful way.

The poison pill has just been swallowed in the stomach not long ago, so it is easy to catch.

Golden chakra wrapped the poison pill and slowly entered Yoshino's mouth from the esophagus.

"If you don't open your mouth yet, you are a dog!" Naruto cursed.

"Pooh!"

The poison pill was spat on the ground and turned into crumbs the moment it hit the ground.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing choice four, the reward ([-]% body repair) is successfully distributed. 】

The moment he heard the reward was received, Naruto silently let go of Yoshino's body and said angrily.

"Believe it now."

"You are still being bitten when you are trying to save others. It is really a villain's heart to judge a gentleman's heart."

Hearing this, Yoshino and Mikoto's faces turned green and red. They were so suspicious of Naruto just now, but now they feel ashamed.

They didn't expect that Naruto would actually save Yoshino.

Facing Naruto's angry eyes, Yoshino felt a little guilty, but she remained stubborn.

"Who told you to use such a method that is easily misunderstood? Can't you use a normal one?"

"I'm a married woman!"

Yoshino once again brought up the matter of her being a "wife".

I don’t know which group of people I want to pique the interest of.

Naruto rolled his eyes: "Okay, okay, I'll open your belly and take it out, or let you die directly, so that you won't think that I have defiled you and made you sorry for your husband."

After saying that, Naruto pretended to be angry, turned around and left outside the cave.

Yoshino was stunned for a second, then chased after him: "I didn't mean that!"

Naruto ignored her.

At this time, there are 14 minutes left before the end of the peak state experience card experience time.

He still has a lot to do.

Naruto left very quickly and disappeared from the cave without giving Yoshino any chance to speak again.

Looking blankly at the empty cave entrance, Yoshino suddenly felt a little empty.

"He just left like that?" Yoshino murmured, not knowing who he was asking.

"I guess he is angry with us." Mikoto said.

"It's none of your business. I made him angry."

"I have a share too."

"No, it's all my fault!"

"???"

What's the point?

Mikoto glanced at Yoshino's expression, which was obviously much lowered. Her intuition told Mikoto that this matter was no longer simple.

"Yoshino, you must be in love with Ma-kun, right?"

"Huh? What are you talking about?!"

Yoshino hesitated and said: "Although he is a bit handsome, how can I like him? I just met him. Am I that frivolous?"

Mikoto shook her head: "That's good. You have a husband, so you have to run your own family well."

"Hey!" Yoshino laughed at himself: "What a small family, forget it, it's just a victim of family marriage."

Mikoto frowned slightly: "Don't think so. Look, Fugaku and I are also married, and we are living a good life now."

Yoshino looked indifferent: "That's because your character is easy-going. As for me, I originally wanted to live a more exciting life."

Mikoto heard this and spoke again: "Yoshino, listen to me."

Yoshino didn't want to argue with her or quarrel with her, so he covered his ears and started chanting: "If you don't want to listen, don't listen, if you don't want to listen, don't listen!"

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In a colorful space.

The scorching sun, white clouds, rainbow, and blue sky come together, and underneath there is only one campus.

Next to the swimming pool, two beautiful women in similar clothes were sitting.

The white nurse's short skirt could barely wrap up the two exquisite bodies, especially the red-haired woman, almost bursting.

The fat and jade-like feet were playing with splashes in the water, and the green little toes were as shiny and smooth as pearls, making people want to hold them in their hands and play with them.

When Naruto came here, he happened to see Uchiha Izumi lying on Uzumaki Watana's lap and enjoying the knee pillow. It was difficult not to be attracted by this pair of delicate flowers.

There is a beautiful woman in the South, Rong Hua is like a peach and plum.

"Gudu!"

Naruto let out a breath of hot breath.

Excited!
It's a pity that there isn't much time left, only 10 minutes, otherwise Naruto would have to calm down the fire first.

When Naruto looked at them, Izumi and Shōna also noticed Naruto's arrival, and both looked over. Izumi smiled happily, while Shōna's face turned pale.

"Naruto-kun, you are finally here."

Without Naruto having to say anything, Izumi would run to Naruto.

There was just a hint of anger at the moment when she hugged Naruto: "If I hadn't picked up Miss Shona, how long would you have kept it secret from me?" In one sentence, Izumi had already expressed all the information she knew and her emotions. When she came out, the fact that Shona was "picked up" was probably because Naruto was seriously injured, and she was involved in Naruto's strongest power.

After "picking up" such a person, Quan was a little angry. After all, Naruto actually raised such a beautiful girl here without telling her.

Naruto was imprisoned in Quan's chest, taking a deep breath of the scent, and then pushed Quan away.

Looking at the straight black beauty with frosty skin in front of him, Naruto reluctantly took a step back.

"Quan, I'm in trouble. Time is limited. I'll keep my story short."

"Hurry up and change your clothes now. I'll take you out. I'll probably have to worry about you protecting me during this time."

Hearing this, Quan, who originally felt a little aggrieved for being pushed away, immediately felt worried.

"My clothes are inside, I'll change them as soon as possible." Quan nodded heavily without asking any more questions, and ran towards the teaching building.

After Izumi left, Naruto looked at the red-haired woman by the pool. At this time, she had put on a dull expression, but the worry in her eyes could not be erased.

'It's fine. '

'It's useless no matter how anxious I am, I might as well leave him to Quan with peace of mind. '

'Quan is pretty strong and can protect him. '

Uzumaki's tender white feet stepped on the ground, walking lightly and leaving footprints.

"You are finally back!"

She walked gently, fox ears sprouted from her head, and nine fox tails sprouted from her back.

She thought that a normal person would not like someone who looked half-human and half-animal and acted so stupid.

All of the girls Naruto got along with were beautiful and smart.

Therefore, Naruto definitely doesn't like her current appearance.

"Oh, you're still pretending. You're addicted to pretending. Haven't you done enough hiding from me these days?"

"Stinky fox!"

Naruto held Uzumaki's chin and spoke solemnly.

It's like a domineering president has pinched his little wife.

It's just that the height is wrong.

The domineering little man pinched his big fox.

Uzumaki Shiina was still pretending to be naive, smiling stupidly:
"What are you talking about? I didn't hide. I just got lost. When my body suddenly hurt so much today, I found my way after being picked up by Miss Quan."

Listening to this delicate and artificial tone, Naruto curled his lips.

He's really good at pretending.

If I hadn't had the selector cheat prompt, I would have believed all your lies. Why didn't you look so stupid when I was lying on your lap just now?

Engaging in double standards? !
Now Naruto seriously doubts that this Uzumaki child is actually a lesbian, otherwise she would avoid him because of Mao, but she would not be wary of Izumi.

"Naruto-kun, I've changed my clothes."

Quan's clear voice came from the teaching building. She had already put on long clothes, long pants and ninja shoes.

The originally large expanse of snow-white skin was covered, only the face and hands were covered, and the toes were exposed.

Quan is such a conservative person. She only dresses up in private. When she goes out, she would like to be wrapped up in three layers.

Naruto was very satisfied with her like this, but his eyes still fell on the even more enchanting fox-eared girl.

There are fox ears and tail, so sentimental.

Similar to Ahri.

"This time the situation is urgent, so I won't deal with you now."

Naruto grabbed the fox's ears and said viciously: "Next time you dare to hide from me, I will use the Heimlich maneuver on you."

Although he didn't understand what Naruto meant, Uzumaki Hakina understood what he meant from the strong tone of his voice.

His face suddenly turned ugly.

Oh my god, I've already made myself look like a fox or a fox, so why do I still want to be a Jiang Zi?

No, I have to hide next time and look even uglier.

After rubbing the fox ears that felt so good, Naruto took Izumi out of the space with satisfaction. After they left, Uzumaki Sakura immediately ran to a place with a mirror and tried every means to make herself weirder.

"Claws, get the claws on!"

"A little fluff."

"Put your nose on."

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When he returned to the real world, there were still 8 minutes left in Naruto's heyday.

The wind howled, blowing the two-story tall trees, and white clouds drifted across the clear blue sky.

"Naruto-kun, what happened?" Quan held Naruto's hand with sad eyes.

"We have crossed time and space." Naruto went straight to the point: "The time now is the Third Ninja War."

Quan was silent for a while with complicated eyes.

Apparently he couldn't accept the news immediately.

However, in the end she chose to believe Naruto.

"What should I do?" Quan asked.

Naruto said: "It's very strange this time. I have lost my strength. I need to recover for a while before I can find a way to go back. During this time, please ask Sister Quan to protect me."

"Pfft, I thought it was something particularly serious. Just leave it to me to protect Naruto-kun."

Quan looked at Naruto, and finally seemed to have thought of something, and smiled: "Naruto-kun, may I have a request?"

"What request?"

"You promise first."

"You speak first."

"Forget it, let's not talk about it."

After a while.
"Well, go ahead, I agree." Naruto gave in for the first time. As long as Quan's request would not hurt him, he would be able to agree.

Quan smiled, looked at Naruto, and said, "If you have time, would you accompany me to meet my mother? I think she would also like to see what I look like when I grow up."

As he said this, two lines of clear tears fell from the corners of Quan's eyes.

Naruto raised his head with a serious look on his face: "Okay, when I recover, let's go stay with my mother for a while and then leave."

Ok?
Izumi's face turned red to the roots of her ears. Naruto-kun's words were "Go and stay with your mother", not "Go and stay with your mother".

She stared at Naruto, her mist-like eyes gurgling softly.

It almost makes human bones soft.

"Naruto-kun, thank you." Quan hugged Naruto hard and pressed her bright red lips on Naruto's lips.

Naruto responded to her kiss equally passionately.

Just as the two of them were preparing to take the next step in the wild, Naruto suddenly collapsed to the ground.

"Naruto-kun, what's wrong with you?"

"it's okay no problem."

"Don't scare me!"

"Sister Quan, don't panic, I'm just temporarily disabled and will recover soon."

Naruto has already made a decision. Now that Izumi, a super thug with the Mangekyō Sharingan, is here, there is no need to be timid.

Go directly to someone to refresh the selection and restore it as soon as possible.

The selector likes women, so Naruto plans to meet Mikoto and Yoshino again.

(End of this chapter)