Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Chapter 169 Kissing Tsunade
In the dark night, the biting north wind blows, whistling and chilling.

In order to prevent the cold wind from blowing into the house and causing the temperature to drop, most people usually find some hard paper materials to block the gaps in the windows, leaving only the door gaps for ventilation.

After doing this, the room will not be cold, but correspondingly, the temperature will be much warmer.

For example, now, under the dim light, Naruto's body temperature was rising rapidly, his blue eyes were filled with a glimmer of light, and he swallowed involuntarily.

At this time, Tsunade-sama was lying under Naruto. Not only were her white wrists pressed by Naruto's little hands, but Naruto's little body, which looked much smaller than Tsunade, was kneeling down. On top of her hot body.

The two were facing each other, and somehow, under the little boy's burning eyes, a slight blush appeared on Tsunade's originally fair face.

a time.

The whole room seemed to fall into a mysterious silence.

I don't know how long he maintained this position, but Naruto felt a little sweat coming out of his palms, and Tsunade-sama's hands were now like hot water bottles.

It was soft and could melt people's hearts, completely defeating the last line of defense in Naruto's heart.

At this moment, Naruto wished that the selector could give him a perverted choice.

It's a pity that his previous choice is not over yet, and now he cannot trigger new options.

It's a pity that I missed an opportunity to get the reward.

Naruto glanced at Tsunade's somewhat confused beautiful eyes, and Tsunade also glanced at Naruto's somewhat eager eyes.

Naruto let out a breath as they looked at each other. He was not a person who was good at patience. Seeing that Lady Tsunade had no intention of resisting, he bent down to kiss her soft pink lips like peach blossoms.

"Master Tsunade."

Naruto murmured, and Tsunade's hand pulled away slightly, but when she felt Naruto's hand exerting force, her strength disappeared.

It was as if the strong woman who had made a name for herself with her strange strength was never the same as before her.

The kiss still fell.

The moment their lips met, an intoxicating fragrance seemed to be floating everywhere in the closed room. The breathing between their mouths and noses became heavier, and Naruto seemed to see the world turn into a peach color.

This life is straight!
At this moment, she had forgotten that she had just lectured Naruto about the little things between men and women.

He also forgot about his dead first love boyfriend Kato Dan.

There are only cells called love and desire left in the whole body, occupying every position of the body and mind. The words "come quickly" are all that can be written on the fair and rosy cheeks.

"Master Tsunade!"

Suddenly, a shout pulled Naruto and Tsunade out of their thoughts.

Tsunade's beautiful eyes widened, her charm faded instantly, her long eyelashes trembled slightly, and then she pushed Naruto away with force.

"boom!"

Not only did the passionate kiss stop abruptly, Naruto's body was also pushed directly into the wall by Tsunade's strange force.

Naruto was stunned.

He looked at Tsunade's delicate brows frowning, thinking, and beating strangely. Finally, her pink lips opened slightly, and after leaving a soft "Idiot", she walked out of the room with high heels "ta, da, da" .

Then, the second he left the room, the sound of walking in high heels suddenly accelerated, from walking normally to walking fast, and finally to running.

When the room fell silent again, Naruto's face became terrifyingly dark.

"What the hell, if you let me know who ruined my good deeds, I will definitely open a dyeing shop for him!"

"But it's not entirely a bad thing."

"Tsunade-sama's status in the Land of Fire is too high. If you wait until you can make choices, you will be rewarded a lot."

Naruto sighed, silently climbed out of the wall, walked to the window and looked at the moon and sighed.

Still pissed!
(╯'–')╯︵┻━┻

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After running away from Naruto, Tsunade did not go to see anyone immediately. Instead, she rushed to her room, put on black trousers and a large green cloak with the word "Gamble" on it, and then came out. door.

During this period, the person calling Tsunade shouted "Tsunade-sama" twice more.

The night was dark, and the unknown ninja did not see clearly how dark Tsunade's face was when she came out.

"What are you doing with me?" Tsunade asked.

"Tsunade-sama, Jiraiya-sama is here and invites you to discuss matters."

Hearing this, Tsunade clenched her fists: "Lead the way!"

The camp where Konoha lived this time was a ready-made one. It was in an abandoned village. The place where affairs were discussed was not small. It was probably the former village chief's home.

Tsunade arrived, and the first person who came into sight was Akimichi Choza, who was responsible for leading the team on duty tonight.

Akimichi Dingzao's face is still stained and his hands are bandaged. He was seriously injured by the Raikage and has not fully recovered to this day.

"Where's Jiraiya?" Tsunade asked in a bad tone.

Hearing Tsunade's words, which seemed to be filled with anger, Ding Zao stood up straight and then pointed to a room on the left.

Tsunade stepped forward.

There was only a "bang" sound, and the wooden door, which was not strong enough, was directly broken into pieces.

When old friends met, Tsunade chose to kick the door open!

"Hey, who messed with you? You're so angry!" A mean voice came from inside.

"I'm not angry." Tsunade crossed her hands and walked in. She saw Jiraiya's smiling face that would make people feel filthy and nauseated.

She frowned and scolded: "Why are you laughing? If you laugh again I will tear your mouth apart!"

???

Eat dynamite?

"." The aura was too strong, and Jiraiya had a feeling that what Tsunade said was probably true.

In order to prevent his mouth from being torn apart, Jiraiya honestly stopped smiling, straightened out his careless Konoha, and then said in a gentle and concerned tone: "What's wrong? Did something happen?"

Jiraiya has been in love with Tsunade for so many years, it's almost common knowledge in their social circle.

Including Tsunade, she also understands her feelings for Jiraiya. Although she really doesn't have any interest in this old friend, occasionally Tsunade will leave Jiraiya to care.

As long as Jiraiya takes the initiative to act mean, generally speaking, Tsunade won't lose her temper with him.

But today is different.

Today, that brat Naruto became bolder and almost came to the top.

At that time, Tsunade's reason had been defeated by desire. She had already planned it, half-deliberately, and just got over it.

Unexpectedly, Jiraiya came to disrupt the situation at this time.
Of course, after regaining her senses, Tsunade realized that what she should do was to push Naruto away instead of continuing to be confused, so as not to let the twilight love with a decades-old age difference happen to her.

It also successfully avoided possible reviling in the future.

But Tsunade was just angry.Moreover, he was so angry that he wanted to kill someone.

Tsunade glanced at Jiraiya coldly and then turned away, saying angrily: "If you have something to say, say it quickly. If it's nonsense, I'll leave."

"Why are you so heartless? After I received your letter, I rushed over to help."

"By the time you arrived, I would have been killed eight hundred times."

"Well, the place I was at was a bit far away, so I wasted some time. Haha."

Jiraiya twitched the corner of his mouth and scratched his head to hide his embarrassment. He was sure that Tsunade must have eaten the explosive barrel and made him look bad as soon as he came.

This is simply too much bullying, which is intolerable.

But Jiraiya decided to endure it.

After all, it was indeed too late, and he only arrived after the war was over.

"Ahem." He coughed slightly embarrassedly, and Jiraiya found a document bag from his bag and handed it to Tsunade.

"what?"

Tsunade picked up the document bag and opened it, her expression suddenly became more irritated: "Is the information accurate?"

Jiraiya's tone also darkened: "Well, I'm [-]% sure that this matter is true."

This is an information book about a mysterious emerging organization. It records one thing. Orochimaru and the Sound Ninja Village all belong to this organization, and Orochimaru is not the leader, but one of its cadres.

This news is not terrible.

The dignified Orochimaru, who was once obsessed with the position of Hokage and was unwilling to be subordinate to others, would actually become someone else's subordinate.

Either he was greedy for something, or the organization was so powerful that he had to submit.

If it's the former, that's fine, but if it's the latter, it'll be great fun.

Orochimaru has always wanted Konoha's research results. If that organization is very strong, Orochimaru can instigate that organization to fight against Konoha.
Another big crisis.

"The Akatsuki organization jumped out to capture the tailed beast before the matter with the Land of Thunder was settled. These things are already annoying enough, and now Orochimaru pops up again."

Tsunade held her forehead. She was really weak at this time. The Hokage position was more difficult to sit in than she thought.

When I was an ordinary ninja, I only had to live and die with the village.

Now we have to prepare for a rainy day and consider whether the opponent is an enemy at all times. If so, should we fight?
Really tired!
Tsunade sighed: "Why are so many bullshit popping up all of a sudden? What's going on?"

Jiraiya said in a deep voice: "Perhaps this is a sign of changes in the world structure. I don't know how long we old guys can last."

"???"

what happened?

Suddenly there is a bad feeling.

While Jiraiya was still staring at the ceiling in a daze, Tsunade's high heels had already kicked Jiraiya's chest, and then Jiraiya flew backwards at an extremely fast speed like a wild horse.

After crashing through several walls, Jiraiya's body successfully fell to the ground.

"Poof!" Jiraiya spit out a large mouthful of blood, and he felt that the bones in his chest had cracked.

"Tsunade, why did you kick me for no reason?!"

Jiraiya was angry and said to himself, even if you, Tsunade, are the one I like, I can't kick someone like this for no reason.

It was too much, and he had to be treated by Tsunade himself before he could be forgiven.

It was a pity that Jiraiya did not receive any treatment from Tsunade himself, but instead received another flying kick. When he saw Tsunade's kick falling from the sky, Jiraiya's pupils shrank.

"Tsunade, what you do will kill someone, stop it!"

"You bastard, you are the only one who is the old guy. Mom, I am still very young, so there is no problem at all with the young meat!"

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The next day, the weather was overcast, with no rain and no sunshine.

Two major events happened in the Konoha camp.

The first thing is that the news spread that Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas of Konoha, was seriously injured by Tsunade just after he came back. Naruto went to see him, and he was covered in bandages. He was miserable.

According to the official response, it was because Tsunade-sama was dissatisfied that Jiraiya waited until the battle was over before coming, so she got angry and took action.

But there are rumors that it seems that Tsunade-sama kept a certain little girl, and then was discovered by Jiraiya. Jiraiya, who had been secretly in love with Tsunade-sama for many years, was so angry that he called Tsunade-sama a shameless old man. Guy, so he was crippled by the furious Tsunade-sama.

The second thing is that Yukito, the new Raikage of Kumoyin Village, had someone hand over a letter of surrender this afternoon.

They admitted that they were at fault in this war and were willing to compensate for Konoha's losses.

Konoha agreed to the peace talks.

Tsunade's goal from the beginning was not to destroy Kumogakure and expand Konoha, but to reverse Konoha's cowardly image in the eyes of the world.

Tell everyone, before calling Konoha's attention, first weigh how many pounds you have.

She only had so much ambition, and now that her goal had been achieved, it was time to end this war.

That day, in the evening, Tsunade issued an order, led by Uzumaki Naruto, to go to the Land of Thunder to discuss Kumogakure's compensation for Konoha.

As soon as the news came out, thousands of people in the entire camp cheered and shouted to celebrate this hard-won victory.

This matter is the result that the grassroots ninjas want most. Maybe the powerful militants still want to fight, but the hearts of most people have already flown home.

No cannon fodder who realizes that he is not the protagonist wants to fight. They have no big ambitions. They just hope to end the war quickly and go home to sleep comfortably.

Naruto was also very happy, because of his choice, he finally completed one.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for completing choice three. The reward (Eight Gate Dunjia·Perfect Edition) is successfully distributed. 】

The long-lost cold sound rang in his ears, and Naruto thought it sounded a little pleasant, especially when it came to "Eight Gate Dunjia·Perfect Edition".

Eight Door Dunjia·Perfect Edition: When opening the Door of Death, you will not need to pay the price of death, but the chakra will dissipate for a period of time.

As we all know, as long as the Eight Gate Dunjia reaches the door of death, it is absolutely invincible under the Six Paths.

The only drawback is that you will die if you use it.

Now this shortcoming has disappeared.

"From now on, I am also one of the strongest people in this world."

"Finally I have the capital to not be afraid of anyone."

Naruto chuckled and led the team towards the Land of Thunder.

I got the reward for passive selection, the Eight Gate Dunjia, but I haven't got the reward for active selection yet.

In other words, although Yukito became the Raikage, he was not able to fully control the Kingdom of Thunder.

Then when we go to discuss the compensation conditions this time, we can also help her by the way.

(PS: There are still two chapters to write, which will be published in the early morning.)
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