Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Chapter 161 Uchiha Obito

"Naruto, you are still a child. Children cannot think about things they shouldn't think about every day. Their minds are filled with things they shouldn't have all day long. It will have a great impact on your physical development."

"I'm already an adult!"

"Who has a chin as high as mine?"

"I'm much taller than my peers!"

"You also know that your peers are all brats with no hair at all!"

"But."

"Don't do it!"

Tsunade narrowed her eyes slightly and interrupted Naruto: "Anyway, I will strictly control your social interactions from now on. Don't always think about disgusting things in the future, and take care of your own body, you little bastard."

"But."

"You can give it a try again." Tsunade said in a very excited tone.

The look in Naruto's eyes was almost on fire.

It is said that although Tsunade-sama looks very young, she is actually over 50 years old. Could it be that she is going through menopause?

So you have a bad temper and are now taking it out on yourself?
Thinking of this, Naruto shrugged helplessly, and then nodded in agreement with Tsunade's words.

Anyway, it was just a verbal agreement, so Naruto didn't believe how much time the dignified Hokage had to take care of himself.

"A woman will not only affect your practice, but also cause you physical harm. I am doing it for your own good." Tsunade said, stroking Naruto's hair.

Resisting the urge to slap Tsunade's hand away from his head, Naruto nodded again: "Tsunade-sama, you are right."

Today's Tsunade-sama is untouchable.

Maybe he was really in menopause, and he didn't know if he took the wrong medicine, so he actually used the transformation technique to transform into Sister Xi Yan to deceive Naruto, and played a fishy law enforcement game.

In fact, what Naruto wanted to tell her was that she didn't have to do that, because to Naruto, her temptation was even greater.

After all, the figure is too overbearing.

"Be good, just obey me."

After kneading for a while, Tsunade opened her arms and stretched her body, showing her greatest strengths in the best possible way.

"It's time to get up. I've rested for more than three hours in total, so that's about it."

While talking, Tsunade got out of bed first, took a green robe with the word "bet" written on it and put it on. She leaned over and hooked the high heels so that the feet with bright red nail polish could be completely inserted into it.

"Kick off."

After stepping on it twice, the high heels are not loose.

Tsunade looked at Naruto who was staring at her nail polish and asked curiously: "You want to wear it too?"

"." Naruto shook his head speechlessly.

Nail polish is only for beauties. It is a demerit for men and women who are not good-looking. It is an eyesore.

After getting dressed, Naruto and Tsunade left the tent one after the other.

Naruto asked Tsunade a question: "Tsunade-sama, where is the real sister Xiugao?"

Naruto has not seen her since she was caught on the bed by Tsunade. There was such a fierce battle yesterday, and Naruto was a little worried about her.

Even if there was a way to resurrect people, Naruto still didn't want anything to happen to Uzuki Xiyan.

Seeing the worry flashing in Naruto's eyes, Tsunade bit her lower lip unconsciously, feeling a bit unspeakable in her chest. She couldn't describe what this feeling was.

"You brat, you're really hopeless. Let's forget about Sunagakure's Temari and Yamanaka's Ino."

Tsunade glared at Naruto fiercely: "Then what is it about Uzuki Xiyan that you should care about? She is so much older than you, and she is half a widow. How can you be so capable?"

Naruto:"."

Forget it, I won’t push it anymore.

If we continue talking, I feel like I will be beaten.

"Your sister Xi Yan is fine. I asked her to lead the wounded and ashes back to Konoha early."

Tsunade still answered what he wanted to know for Naruto, then speeded up her pace expressionlessly and walked in front of Naruto.

Maoyue Xiyan looks so much like her.

She is much older than Naruto, and they are both lonely people who have lost all their relatives and lovers, so as long as Naruto and Uzuki Yugao are together, Tsunade feels like she has become her own.

It also started when she caught Naruto and Uzuki Yuyan on the same bed. Sometimes when Tsunade was in a daze, she would inexplicably think that she and Naruto were doing that shameful thing.

All this is due to Maoyue Xiyan.

She has no shame! ! !
And it hurt me!

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Another emergency combat meeting was held today. The content was very simple. It was to decide whether to pursue the victory and continue to attack Yunyin Village.

The war has been won, and any force on either side will definitely pursue and fight fiercely.

But Konoha is different. The final result of the previous wars is that they won't continue to attack their country, but will directly enter peace negotiations.

The other party only needs to compensate for something, or the matter can be settled hastily without compensation at all.

But this time it was different. Tsunade was in charge. Under her leadership, the decision to continue the attack was finally approved with 70.00% of the votes.

Konoha has been aggrieved for too many years, and finally managed to regain the situation. Everyone wants to step on Kumogakure a few more times, and let go of the bad breath that has been accumulated for a long time.

They were still divided into four teams, but this time because Akimichi Dingza was too seriously injured, the team leader was changed from Dingzao to Naruto.

Kakashi Hatake, Hinata Hinata, Metkai, and Naruto each led 300 people to pursue Kumogakure.

I don't want to kill many of them, I just want Yun Yin not to be too comfortable when he goes back.

When Konoha's reinforcements continue to arrive, there may be bigger operations to be carried out.

Naruto was not surprised by this result. He knew that Tsunade's temper was really not good.

If the roots of Konoha had not been disbanded and the Fire Nation's daimyo had not been controlled, then she might still have considerations about spies and food.

But now she has no worries and the enemy leader Raikage is dead, so she has no fear at all.

Wasn't Yunyin Village very crazy before?

Now that we have such a big advantage, of course we have to continue fighting.

While the meeting in Konoha was still going on, a masked man wearing a black robe suddenly broke into the meeting.

His black robe was so long that it covered all his skin, and even his face was completely covered by a mask. Only his right eye was exposed from his whole body.

The sudden arrival of the masked man made everyone in Konoha startled.

Because no one here knows how he entered the conference room. This is really weird.

"Who are you?" Tsunade frowned.

Tsunade didn't realize when the enemy came in, so Tsunade didn't dare to act rashly.

"Hokage-sama, you don't have to worry about who I am."

The masked man glanced around, and after his eyes stayed on Kakashi for a few seconds, he turned to Naruto and said, "I just want to come and talk about cooperation with you."

"Cooperation?!"

"I can help you completely wipe out Yunyin Village, but I have a condition."

After the masked man finished speaking, everyone present looked at him as if he were a fool. How dare he think of completely annihilating Yunyin.

How many people must die to achieve this goal?

If Kumogakure is really pushed to a dead end, will Konoha be able to get better?

The best result is to beat them until they cede territory and pay compensation, and then Konoha will strengthen itself when things get better.If everyone in Konoha is really killed, the other ninja villages will not be able to survive.

Unknown how many people sneered, only Naruto quietly waited for the masked man to continue speaking.

Because he knew that this masked man could do it. After all, this was one of the BOSSs of the Fourth War.

Uchiha Obito, that mad dog.

"This collaboration is not forced."

Uchiha Obito didn't care about the looks and ridicules of others, and said casually: "You don't need too many people in Konoha, as long as you send some high-end combat forces to cooperate with me."

He looked at Naruto and narrowed his eyes slightly: "For example, this powerful Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki only needs your Tailed Beast Tama as an assistant, and our organization can wipe out Kumogakure Village."

As he spoke, Uchiha Obito emitted an extremely powerful aura that made most people's hair stand on end.

He just stood there and gave people the feeling that he was very strong.

"What do you want?" In silence, Tsunade asked the conditions.

"I want the Eight-Tails and Two-Tails of Hidden Cloud Village." Obito didn't hide anything and directly asked for what he wanted.

At the same time, he also added in his mind, and the Kyuubi of Konoha Village.

Zetsu was so timid that he only wanted to catch a tailed beast when given such a good opportunity.

Uchiha Obito wants all three.

"Okay, I personally think it is feasible at this time. If Tsunade-sama agrees, I will set off with you." Naruto stood up first and looked at Obito with a smile.

I don’t know, as the boss of the fourth battle, you can’t withstand the siege of several shadow-level powerhouses.

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Carrier pigeons traveled across all corners of the country, spreading the war situation between the two great ninja villages to every country.

Located in the desert area at the southwestern tip of the continent.

The senior officials of Sand Hidden Village were startled, showing expressions of disbelief.

At first, they believed that after last year's Orochimaru incident and Danzo incident, Konoha should be in a weak state and its combat power was seriously insufficient compared to before.

The situation in Sunagakure Village is even worse than that of Konoha, and only one Chiyo Granny in the entire village can carry the flag.

Therefore, after receiving letters asking for help from Konoha one after another, Sunagakure Village remained motionless and had no intention of sending troops to help.

They speculated that after helping Konoha, the war with Cloud Hidden Village would still end in failure.

When the time comes, they don't know whether Konoha's heritage will be able to stop the Hidden Cloud Village, but they certainly won't be able to stop it.

But the fact is that Konoha not only won, but also won beautifully.

The Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki, one on two on the battlefield, seriously injured the second-tailed Jinchuuriki of Kumogakure Village and killed the Raikage at the same time.

For a moment, the entire high-level circle of Sunagakure was shaken.

"How come the Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki is so strong? That's ridiculous!"

"It's over."

"Originally, what happened last year made Konoha hate us enough. This time we didn't send troops to help. Will they hold a grudge against us?"

"What if Konoha takes the opportunity to tear up the alliance agreement and come over?"

"Stop arguing, there's nothing to argue about!"

Chiyo's mother-in-law sat in the Kazekage's seat and sighed feebly: "If I had known better, I would have listened to Temari."

Granny Chiyo couldn't help but think of Temari. Temari had persuaded her several times in these days.

They all begged her to send troops to help Konoha, but they were all prevaricated by Granny Chiyo.

If she had listened to Temari's opinion before, she might have entered the honeymoon period with Konoha now.

With Big Brother protecting him, Sand Hidden Village no longer has to worry about not having top-notch combat power.

Unfortunately, there is no regret medicine in the world.

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In Yanyin Village.

All Iwagakure executives, including Tsuchikage Onoki, were completely stunned when they heard the news.

The news they had received before was that there were constant small-scale frictions and no large-scale operations.

Why is it suddenly decided?

The ambitious Tsuchikage Onoki was not ready to enter the game as a fisherman, but suddenly declared Konoha's victory so quickly.

Did Raikage die a little too hastily? ! !
Kurotsuchi, who kept wandering around Ohnoki's office, was holding a newspaper and couldn't move his eyes away, showing his incomparable shock.

"The Uzumaki Naruto who killed the Raikage is actually younger than me, and he was actually one against two."

"Oh my God, doesn't that mean he is much stronger than Brother Deidara?"

Hearing Kurotsuchi's words, Onoki felt a sudden pain in his heart and scolded: "Don't mention that traitor again."

The geniuses of Iwagakure defected, while the geniuses of Konoha rose.

What the hell is this called?

Since Deidara left, among the younger generation in Iwagakure, only his own granddaughter can still watch, and the rest are useless.

In the future, what should Iwagaku do to compete with Konoha's Uzumaki Naruto?
Can she resist Kurotsuchi?
When Onoki was thinking this, his great grandson suddenly exploded.

"If you don't mention it, don't mention it. Why are you yelling at me? It's not like I defected."

"Damn old man, do you think I'm your granddaughter, so I'm easier to bully!"

Kurotsuchi slapped the table again and again, as if he didn't take Ohnoki, the Tsuchikage, seriously at all.

Ohnoki: "."

Well, my granddaughter is also a little waste who cannot be reused.

What should I do about Iwagakure's future?

That Uzumaki Naruto is already so strong now. If he is allowed to continue to grow, the future will be unimaginable.

"Iwagakure Village needs to take action."

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Fog Village.

On the Mizukage's seat, a voluptuous woman wearing a tight blue hip-hugging dress stared at the photo of Uzumaki Naruto in the newspaper for a long time, swallowing the saliva in her mouth.

"What a handsome little boy. His facial features are well proportioned. I really envy the Hokage for being able to take him with him to play the grooming game and get married when he reaches a certain age."

"This kind of person who was raised by himself will definitely be good and obedient, and will not cheat."

"If the Hokage can give him to me."

Terumi meditated, her cheeks gradually turned red, her breathing became rapid, she opened her cherry mouth, bit her bright red lips with her white teeth, and rubbed her legs.

Not anymore.

Can't think any more.

"Ah, I'm still so envious."

"When can I pick up a handsome boy and get married?"

(End of this chapter)