Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

Chapter 133 Secrets that children should not listen to

At the small dining table of Sarutobi's house.

Naruto gently rubbed the soft little hand in his palm, listening to the reminder sounds in his head, he couldn't help but want to laugh out loud.

He turned his head to look at Mrs. Haoyue, and saw her serious appearance on the surface, and almost couldn't hold it back.

Now the corruption value has reached "70.00% two", and it is only 20.00% eight away from getting the reward. Only half an hour has passed.

The twelve-hour mission deadline is still very early.

After just a few minutes of teasing and teasing, it will rise by two points. As long as the increase is stable, it will take at most three to five hours to reach one hundred.

If there aren't any weird surprises that make it difficult to increase in the future, the "100% resistance to illusions" that Naruto wants can probably be achieved.

By then, not only will the reward be obtained, but so will the wife.

The corners of Naruto's lips rose and he couldn't stop smiling.

"Hey hey hey"

Suddenly there was pain in the palm of his hand, and Naruto's laughter suddenly turned into a "hiss~" sound.

Naruto's eyelids jumped so high, he looked at Ha Yue and asked softly: "Madam, what are you doing!"

"Don't make such ugly laughter while eating." Ye Yue glared at him and whispered.

There was a bit of embarrassment on her soft face, as well as a blush from holding hands while eating.

What Ye Yue wanted to say just now was "obscene", but considering her own image problem, she did not use this dirty word and changed it to "unsounding".

Naruto was stunned, you are such a bad woman, how dare you pinch me. Originally, I said that Konohamaru would save some face for you now.

Now, you are being unkind.

Then don't blame me for being unjust.

With a smirk, Naruto looked at the light makeup on Hazuki's face. The lipstick on her lips was already stained with some oil, and it was particularly tempting when their lips collided.

[The corruption value of friend "Sarutobi Hazuki" increased by 70.00% and is now [-]% [-]! 】

Feeling the eyes lingering on her face, Ye Yue felt more and more ashamed.

She turned her head angrily and gave Naruto a big eye roll: "Naruto, is the scenery outside so beautiful? It's almost time to eat."

If you want to use scenery to tell a story, there is no way.

Naruto raised his left hand, smiled, and asked Konohamaru, who was sitting opposite and eating hard: "Konohamaru, can you eat with your left hand?"

Konohamaru swallowed the food in his mouth, shook his head and said, "No, I can only eat with my right hand."

"so."

Naruto looked at Hazuki again and shrugged, then picked up the right hand that he and Hazuki held tightly: "I want to protect my wife and can't eat. Konohamaru, what do you think I should do?"

"???"

As a ninja, his left hand should be very sensitive. What trick is he trying to do?

Question marks appeared in Ye Yue's mind, and she immediately thought of something, but before she could speak, a big voice from the other side rang out.

"Yeah, Naruto-nii can't use his right hand."

Konohamaru stared at Hazuki and Naruto and smiled happily: "But mom can still use it? Then mom can just feed Naruto-nii!"

"Konohamaru, what are you talking about?" Hazuki's expression changed: "Mom needs to eat too!"

"Mom, you are so confused."

Konohamaru knocked on the table: "Mom, you didn't teach me. Brother Naruto protected us. Do we have to thank him?"

"Naruto-nii has done such a big favor for my mother again this time. It's time for you to repay me by just feeding me."

Konohamaru's face was full of seriousness.

Ye Yue: "."

Naruto: "(`)"

The children's theory is really refreshing and refined.

Hazuki did teach Konohamaru such words. The original intention was to make Naruto and Konohamaru have a good relationship, but unexpectedly it turned out to be her own fault.

'Naruto, this perverted brat, actually took advantage of Konohamaru. '

'That's all, for the sake of his sincerity in teaching Konohamaru ninjutsu, just feed him once. '

Under Konohamaru's burning eyes, Hazuki picked up a piece of tofu with the chopsticks he had just eaten, and then slowly moved the chopsticks to Naruto's mouth.

At this moment, Naruto suddenly scratched the palm of her hand, and she felt a chill all over, almost losing her grip on the chopsticks.

"Hey, madam, you're welcome." Naruto said with a smile.

The expression is really lacking.

Hazuki's face darkened when she saw this, and she directly stuffed the tofu into Naruto's mouth: "Eat it!"

[The corruption value of friend "Sarutobi Hazuki" increased by 70.00% and is now [-]% six! 】

With the notification sound as his companion, Naruto felt a little more joyful as he ate it. This was probably the most delicious tofu he had ever eaten in his life.

Full of happiness.

"."

Ye Yue was slightly startled when she saw this, glanced at Naruto, and wanted to ask Naruto, is the tofu I feed so delicious?
But she was too ashamed to ask, so she changed her words to: "Is such a big reaction necessary?"

"How not."

Naruto nodded casually and said deliberately: "I am so old, this is the first time someone feeds me. I feel very happy."

If Shizune heard this sentence here, she would definitely say "shameless person" and feel worthless for Tsunade-sama.

Or if it were Yuhi Kurenai, Naruto would be blown away.

But Hazuki didn't know the story between Naruto and them. After all, as a woman, how could she talk about the private affairs of a little boy with others?
When we talk, we only have a few exchanges.

"."

Therefore, Ye Yue is a little distracted now.

She probably knew everything about Naruto's experience. He grew up alone, with no friends or relatives, and was bullied by the villagers from time to time.

The reason for all this is my own family.
With a sigh, Hazuki picked up food for Naruto several times this time and put it into his mouth.

However, these few times, Naruto was unhappy because the corruption value did not increase.

So pity is just pity, not emotion?
If you want to increase the value, you still have to buy the one she likes?

Continue to be domineering.

After Hazuki fed her again, Naruto suddenly let go of her left hand, squeezed her position, and then put his hand on her waist to rub oil.

Hazuki, who was about to continue feeding her, couldn't help but rolled her eyes again. The little pity she had just felt was instantly dispelled by Naruto's licking action.

"What are you doing!"

Naruto didn't answer.

Instead, he leaned close to her ear to smell the smell of body scent and perfume, and then blew a breath of hot air.

Hazuki's body suddenly trembled, and she started to pinch Naruto's waist angrily.

Naruto endured the pain and did not cry out. He said quietly in a tone that was three-quarters cool, three-quarters mocking, and three-quarters nonchalant: "My woman, the food you bring is delicious. It would be even better if you could feed her mouth-to-mouth. "

[The corruption value of friend "Sarutobi Hazuki" increased by 80.00% and is now [-]%! 】

Damn it, it went up four points all of a sudden.

Sure enough, the line of domination is the only correct one.Naruto frowned with joy and hugged Ye Yue tighter: "Woman, you pinched me."

Ye Yue gave a charming "hum", turned her head and said in a delicate tone: "Stay away, or I won't pinch you anymore."

"You dare, you are not allowed to stay away from me." Naruto's tone was still so domineering.

[The corruption value of friend "Sarutobi Hazuki" increased by 80.00% and is now [-]%! 】

It was time to eat, and it was ten o'clock.

Only the last eighteen points are needed to obtain immunity to illusion magic.

Naruto's little heart was beating faster and faster.

"."

On the side, Konohamaru nodded silently when he saw Naruto's brother and his mother whispering.

I thought to myself that this was right, and the atmosphere was finally not so stiff.

In Konohamaru's heart, his mother and he are the closest people, and Brother Naruto is the person he admires the most. He hopes that his mother and Brother Naruto can always live in harmony.

Instead of like just now, Brother Naruto helped his mother so much, and her mother didn't even know how to thank him.

'Thankfully I reminded you, otherwise my mother wouldn't have known to thank Brother Naruto. '

'My mother was so confused. '

But Konohamaru was also curious as to what exactly his mother and Brother Naruto were talking about, and why did Brother Naruto hug his mother and talk so quietly?
Is it a secret that children cannot hear? !

'Naruto-nii must be right. Since he didn't tell me, I must not be able to listen, so I can just quietly be a good kid. '

"."

What Konohamaru didn't know was that from the perspective he didn't see, it was underneath the small dining table.

Brother Naruto, whom he admired, showed an evil smile and once again placed his little hand on Hazuki's white thigh.

Feel the smoothness of this skin.

It's like cream and fat, soft, waxy and smooth, just like grabbing a freshly baked steamed bun.

With a gentle pinch, the fingers sank into the flesh of the thigh.

"You're crazy!" Ye Yue glared at Naruto fiercely and raised her hand to pull Naruto's hand away, but she felt that she had no strength.

Maybe it’s because I don’t want to have the strength
She was just doing it for fun, not really wanting to push Naruto away.

Ye Yue felt so strange when dealing with this lecherous little devil. She couldn't even think of resisting at all.

This made her wonder whether she might actually have fallen in love with this little devil.

[The corruption value of friend "Sarutobi Hazuki" increased by 80.00% and is now [-]% [-]! 】

Naruto was in a particularly happy mood, and his data increased a little, and now he was only sixteen.

Work hard and try to finish it within two hours.

With this thought in mind, Naruto directly pried Hazuki's hand away, then boldly stretched his hand behind him, placed it on Hazuki's ankle, and gently pulled her high heels.

"Don't resist!"

With a soft cry, Hazuki received actual resistance for the first time. She took half a step to the side, slightly farther away from Naruto.

And frowned.

This made Naruto once again feel that he had acted too hastily, which had the opposite effect.

But the reminder sound in his ears seemed to be saying that that was not the case.

[The corruption value of friend "Sarutobi Hazuki" increased by 80.00% and is now [-]% six! 】

The atmosphere in the room became a little quiet for a while, the lights flickered,
The sky outside didn't know when it got dark.

Is it already night?
"."

After being silent for a while, Naruto planned to use Konohamaru to break the deadlock again, but this time Hazuki beat him to it.
She pursed her lips, adjusted her skirt, looked at Konohamaru and said: "Konohamaru, it's getting dark, you should go to your room to rest. Mom has something to discuss with your brother Naruto, please get out quickly. Bar."

Konohamaru scratched his head, he felt something was wrong in the atmosphere.

But he was still just a child after all, so he really couldn't tell what was wrong.

So he nodded and walked out obediently: "Well, mom and Brother Naruto, you should go to bed early and don't talk too late."

Hearing what his grown-up son said, Sarutobi Hazuki's pretty face turned slightly red, and she clenched her silver teeth and stood up.

After closing the door, he curled his lips and looked at Naruto, saying, "What are you hiding from me? I'll give you a chance to explain now."

After speaking, Hazuki took a deep breath, pulled the futon and sat down directly opposite Naruto again.

It could be seen from his expression that what Ye Yue said just now was extremely serious.

But Naruto really didn't understand the meaning of his words.

What if Hazuki asked Naruto why he molested her, why he wanted to eat her tofu, and why he hugged her in front of Konohamaru.
Then Naruto could still answer one, two, three, four.

But now Sarutobi Hazuki was asking what Naruto was hiding from her.

This seems very strange.

Although Naruto hid a lot of things from her, she probably didn't know.

Naruto blinked blankly: "Madam, what are you talking about? What am I hiding from you?"

Ye Yue's eyes lowered slightly, and she raised her hand to tuck a strand of hair from her forehead behind her ears. Her eyes became more serious, and her whole demeanor suddenly changed.

Suddenly he became serious.

"You're still pretending to me, right? Tell me honestly, otherwise I won't let you off lightly."

Hearing this, Naruto was startled. He realized that maybe Sarutobi Hazuki had really noticed something, but he couldn't guess what it was.

Could it be that she guessed about Kumogakure's attack?

probably not.

It's impossible not to know earlier or later, but it happens to be known just when the degeneration value increases.

Naruto, who was confused, shook his head and said, "I didn't hide anything from you."

"I will give you one last chance. If you tell the truth, I can still forgive you."

"Just tell me, what am I hiding from you?"

"you sure?"

"You speak first"

Seeing that Mrs. Hazuki was really angry, Naruto shook his body slightly. If he could say it later, he would say it. If he couldn't, then he would take action.
Twelve hours, right?

If you can't get rewards by grinding peacefully at home, then you have to ask your wife to go into the space to grind.

Naruto's mental space and graduation space are merged.

You can pretend to be someone.

"."

Unexpectedly, at this moment, several female voices suddenly sounded in the courtyard of the Sarutobi clan.

"Mrs. Sarutobi, Mrs. Yamanaka and I are here to make tea for you."

"Hazuki, let's come in."

(End of this chapter)