i'm not a bad man
Chapter 86 The second thing
Chapter 86 The First Thing
The wheel is something that has to travel thousands of miles. It is the soul of a car. How can it become a bargaining chip in exchange?That's why I sternly questioned Qiao Jiao. Even if she wanted to do a deal with me, she should take into account my feelings as a client and the dignity of a car.
Qiao Jiao looked at me coldly and replied: "Removing the wheels is the best control for me. If I remove the rearview mirror, remove the seat, etc., I can prevent myself from thinking about the car." Car thief?"
"You say I'm a thief?"
"Calculate with your fingers, how much regret you have now, how likely you are to become a thief in the future."
"Then you are really foresight...Okay, even if I become a thief in the future, can't you remove the engine? You have to remove the four wheels. See for yourself, do you think there is no one? The bastard of legs is lying there.”
"Why are you so verbose! Do you have to treat it as a RV? Can't you remove the attributes of a car and look at it now..."
After saying that, Qiao Jiao pulled me into the car, then opened all the windows and said to me: "See, it has now become a real sea view room. You stand in every corner of the RV, You can see the sea... Look, that's the five-ring statue of the Olympic Games at the Qingdao Olympic Sports Sailing Center. Over there is the May Fourth Square, and over there is the Jinhai Square; and here is the coastal walkway... These scenery are... Would you park it on a wild beach? ...There is also a kitchen area, and there is water when you turn on the faucet. You can use as much as you want, and I also installed air conditioning and TV in the car, all from my own room. The power supply connected to it is also inexhaustible... As long as you forget that it was once an RV, it is now the most romantic small house in Qingdao."
I was speechless by Qiao Jiao.
She dragged me out of the RV again, then pointed to an open space near the RV and said, "I plan to plant all the flowers and plants in this place and turn it into a small garden. I can stay in this house anytime I want." Watch the ebb and flow of the tide, flowers blossom and fade... When you have better prospects, is it really so difficult to forget the past?"
How much good fortune and luck do you have to be able to watch flowers bloom and fade and the tides ebb and flow in your own house? So after Qiao Jiao drew this blueprint, I didn’t really want to mention the four wheels again. He just asked her in a very calm tone: "Were you sleeping on that bed just now?"
"Which bed?"
"That bed in the car."
"Is there anything wrong with sleeping on the thing I bought?"
"No problem, no problem at all. I just want to tell you that the bed you just slept on, my ex-girlfriend and I slept on it countless times, and it filled each other's physical emptiness countless times."
Qiao Jiao's expression suddenly changed, and she almost shouted: "Why are you so disgusting!"
"I'm just telling you this matter-of-factly. You don't want to change the bed too, do you? ... It's useless. Every corner of this RV has traces of us satisfying each other. "
Qiao blushed squeamishly, and after a while he replied: "You don't have to disgust me with this matter, I know what you are thinking... I said, I can return this RV to you, but you have to promise me four A request."
"Every wheel comes with a request, I know... tell me, what is the first thing you want me to do?"
"Position yourself and stay away from Deer Creek."
Without thinking, I replied: "The price is too high, I won't do it."
"Is there really no need to discuss this matter?"
"There's no need to discuss it. It's you...Sister Jiao...when will you be able to face your gender? There is no possibility at all for you and Sister Lu. I'm not saying that you are not good enough or outstanding enough. It is true that there are some things inherent in genes that cannot be reversed. Lu Xi has no interest in the same sex at all, and is even disgusted and disgusted. No matter how much you do, reach out to me, your core problem is It’s still not resolved!”
I was already very sincere, but Qiao Jiao still said to me bitterly: "I know everything you said... But whenever I think about you two being together one day, my liver hurts with anger."
"Control yourself, don't be so angry... Actually, you can also change your way of looking at the problem. If one day, we really get together, one will be your best friend and the other will be yours." Good brothers, it’s better to keep your wealth from outsiders than to find a Cheng Yaojin you don’t know halfway through.”
"Get out of here, who is your good brother?"
"We've both beaten the mistress together, aren't we considered good brothers? ... Even if we're not good brothers, we must still be good comrades. You said it yourself, we are black and white."
"In front of big issues of right and wrong, please stop trying to get close to me. I won't accept this."
"Then I won't accept your advice and give up the RV."
Qiao Jiao looked at me, and I straightened my body to show my determination. It had been a long time since I had been so attracted to a woman. How could a car wheel make me bend?
After a brief silence, Qiao Jiao finally said to me in a different tone: "Put this matter aside for now... You must agree to my other request first."
"any request?"
"Didn't my dad want me to study abroad? I definitely don't want to go, so I have to find a way to get rid of my dad."
"Didn't you say that you would like to find a school in China to take the postgraduate entrance examination for further study?" "I have changed my mind now. If I really succeed in the postgraduate entrance examination, I will cut off my own options. Then I will inherit him. For my business, I am not allowed to wear a helmet when I go to the construction site every day."
"Then what do you want to do?"
Qiao Jiao waved and motioned for me to follow her. I followed her pace with doubts, and then entered her boudoir.Qiao Jiao was so frighteningly frank that she started rummaging through boxes and cabinets in front of me...
She first took out a schoolbag from the cabinet, then a set of clothes similar to school uniforms, and finally a bunch of scattered things. After taking a closer look, she found that they were admission certificates, student ID cards, etc., and several sets. Study materials.
Qiao Jiao sat on her bed, then pointed at the pile of things and said, "These are my props, specially used to fool my dad."
"What do you mean?"
"Visual deception, do you understand? When I put on my schoolbag, hold my admission certificate, and stand in front of my dad, will he definitely think that I have found a school to take the postgraduate entrance examination?"
I asked, "What about actually?"
"Do whatever you have to do, and play however you want."
I picked up her admission certificate, took a look at it, and replied, "Are these all fake?"
"Nonsense, please help me see which ones can be used and which ones cannot be used."
"Sister Jiao, you are really a social person. You can even do such deceitful things. Aren't you afraid that your father will see through your scam?... And it's too easy to see through you. What you did , at best, it’s the level of false testimony on the roadside.”
"In order to prevent this scam from being revealed, I came to you...you have to cooperate with me, you know?"
"How to cooperate?"
Qiao Jiao thought for a moment and replied: "My dad is actually very easy to fool. That's what I think. As long as he is at home, I will go to school and get out of school on time... Even if he doesn't suspect it, if he becomes suspicious, , you just show up, pretend to be a teacher in school, and then have a meal with my dad... He is an average person with an average level of education. When the time comes, you can use more professional terms, be as obscure as possible, and wait until he is fascinated. All in all, my plan is considered a success."
I finally figured out Qiao Jiao's intentions and got to know her better. Fortunately, she was a woman. If she were a man, she would have been defined by everyone as an uneducated playboy.
After a short silence, I rarely asked her in a very sincere tone: "Sister Jiao, don't you feel a little guilty in your heart for fooling your dad like this?"
"He is looking for a mistress outside and fooling my mother's feelings, but he doesn't feel any guilt... Why should I feel guilty for doing such a thing?"
I wanted to open my mouth to say something more, but Qiao Jiao was already impatient, so she added: "There is a deal between us. If you can help me do it well, I will give you a wheel in return. If you can't do it, or don't want to do it, I’ll find someone else.”
"Is this what you have to do anyway?"
"Yeah, that's what I have to do now."
"Okay, if I can be of use, I am willing to work with you...but if the matter is exposed, I will not bear your joint responsibility."
"Look at your progress!"
As soon as Qiao Jiao finished speaking, two bright lights shot out from outside the villa. At first, the angle of the two bright lights changed, then gradually stopped, and finally stopped at the door of the villa. This was of course a car. car.
"What the hell, today is not Saturday, why is he back?!"
I looked at Qiao Jiao. She looked a little guilty, so I became nervous and asked quickly: "Whose car is this?"
"My dad's car... you quickly find a place to hide. You are in my room in the middle of the night. What are you trying to do?"
"Holy crap, am I being a rogue?"
"Stop being ink-stained and quickly find a place to hide."
With that said, Qiao Jiao opened her closet and motioned for me to hide in first.
(End of this chapter)
The wheel is something that has to travel thousands of miles. It is the soul of a car. How can it become a bargaining chip in exchange?That's why I sternly questioned Qiao Jiao. Even if she wanted to do a deal with me, she should take into account my feelings as a client and the dignity of a car.
Qiao Jiao looked at me coldly and replied: "Removing the wheels is the best control for me. If I remove the rearview mirror, remove the seat, etc., I can prevent myself from thinking about the car." Car thief?"
"You say I'm a thief?"
"Calculate with your fingers, how much regret you have now, how likely you are to become a thief in the future."
"Then you are really foresight...Okay, even if I become a thief in the future, can't you remove the engine? You have to remove the four wheels. See for yourself, do you think there is no one? The bastard of legs is lying there.”
"Why are you so verbose! Do you have to treat it as a RV? Can't you remove the attributes of a car and look at it now..."
After saying that, Qiao Jiao pulled me into the car, then opened all the windows and said to me: "See, it has now become a real sea view room. You stand in every corner of the RV, You can see the sea... Look, that's the five-ring statue of the Olympic Games at the Qingdao Olympic Sports Sailing Center. Over there is the May Fourth Square, and over there is the Jinhai Square; and here is the coastal walkway... These scenery are... Would you park it on a wild beach? ...There is also a kitchen area, and there is water when you turn on the faucet. You can use as much as you want, and I also installed air conditioning and TV in the car, all from my own room. The power supply connected to it is also inexhaustible... As long as you forget that it was once an RV, it is now the most romantic small house in Qingdao."
I was speechless by Qiao Jiao.
She dragged me out of the RV again, then pointed to an open space near the RV and said, "I plan to plant all the flowers and plants in this place and turn it into a small garden. I can stay in this house anytime I want." Watch the ebb and flow of the tide, flowers blossom and fade... When you have better prospects, is it really so difficult to forget the past?"
How much good fortune and luck do you have to be able to watch flowers bloom and fade and the tides ebb and flow in your own house? So after Qiao Jiao drew this blueprint, I didn’t really want to mention the four wheels again. He just asked her in a very calm tone: "Were you sleeping on that bed just now?"
"Which bed?"
"That bed in the car."
"Is there anything wrong with sleeping on the thing I bought?"
"No problem, no problem at all. I just want to tell you that the bed you just slept on, my ex-girlfriend and I slept on it countless times, and it filled each other's physical emptiness countless times."
Qiao Jiao's expression suddenly changed, and she almost shouted: "Why are you so disgusting!"
"I'm just telling you this matter-of-factly. You don't want to change the bed too, do you? ... It's useless. Every corner of this RV has traces of us satisfying each other. "
Qiao blushed squeamishly, and after a while he replied: "You don't have to disgust me with this matter, I know what you are thinking... I said, I can return this RV to you, but you have to promise me four A request."
"Every wheel comes with a request, I know... tell me, what is the first thing you want me to do?"
"Position yourself and stay away from Deer Creek."
Without thinking, I replied: "The price is too high, I won't do it."
"Is there really no need to discuss this matter?"
"There's no need to discuss it. It's you...Sister Jiao...when will you be able to face your gender? There is no possibility at all for you and Sister Lu. I'm not saying that you are not good enough or outstanding enough. It is true that there are some things inherent in genes that cannot be reversed. Lu Xi has no interest in the same sex at all, and is even disgusted and disgusted. No matter how much you do, reach out to me, your core problem is It’s still not resolved!”
I was already very sincere, but Qiao Jiao still said to me bitterly: "I know everything you said... But whenever I think about you two being together one day, my liver hurts with anger."
"Control yourself, don't be so angry... Actually, you can also change your way of looking at the problem. If one day, we really get together, one will be your best friend and the other will be yours." Good brothers, it’s better to keep your wealth from outsiders than to find a Cheng Yaojin you don’t know halfway through.”
"Get out of here, who is your good brother?"
"We've both beaten the mistress together, aren't we considered good brothers? ... Even if we're not good brothers, we must still be good comrades. You said it yourself, we are black and white."
"In front of big issues of right and wrong, please stop trying to get close to me. I won't accept this."
"Then I won't accept your advice and give up the RV."
Qiao Jiao looked at me, and I straightened my body to show my determination. It had been a long time since I had been so attracted to a woman. How could a car wheel make me bend?
After a brief silence, Qiao Jiao finally said to me in a different tone: "Put this matter aside for now... You must agree to my other request first."
"any request?"
"Didn't my dad want me to study abroad? I definitely don't want to go, so I have to find a way to get rid of my dad."
"Didn't you say that you would like to find a school in China to take the postgraduate entrance examination for further study?" "I have changed my mind now. If I really succeed in the postgraduate entrance examination, I will cut off my own options. Then I will inherit him. For my business, I am not allowed to wear a helmet when I go to the construction site every day."
"Then what do you want to do?"
Qiao Jiao waved and motioned for me to follow her. I followed her pace with doubts, and then entered her boudoir.Qiao Jiao was so frighteningly frank that she started rummaging through boxes and cabinets in front of me...
She first took out a schoolbag from the cabinet, then a set of clothes similar to school uniforms, and finally a bunch of scattered things. After taking a closer look, she found that they were admission certificates, student ID cards, etc., and several sets. Study materials.
Qiao Jiao sat on her bed, then pointed at the pile of things and said, "These are my props, specially used to fool my dad."
"What do you mean?"
"Visual deception, do you understand? When I put on my schoolbag, hold my admission certificate, and stand in front of my dad, will he definitely think that I have found a school to take the postgraduate entrance examination?"
I asked, "What about actually?"
"Do whatever you have to do, and play however you want."
I picked up her admission certificate, took a look at it, and replied, "Are these all fake?"
"Nonsense, please help me see which ones can be used and which ones cannot be used."
"Sister Jiao, you are really a social person. You can even do such deceitful things. Aren't you afraid that your father will see through your scam?... And it's too easy to see through you. What you did , at best, it’s the level of false testimony on the roadside.”
"In order to prevent this scam from being revealed, I came to you...you have to cooperate with me, you know?"
"How to cooperate?"
Qiao Jiao thought for a moment and replied: "My dad is actually very easy to fool. That's what I think. As long as he is at home, I will go to school and get out of school on time... Even if he doesn't suspect it, if he becomes suspicious, , you just show up, pretend to be a teacher in school, and then have a meal with my dad... He is an average person with an average level of education. When the time comes, you can use more professional terms, be as obscure as possible, and wait until he is fascinated. All in all, my plan is considered a success."
I finally figured out Qiao Jiao's intentions and got to know her better. Fortunately, she was a woman. If she were a man, she would have been defined by everyone as an uneducated playboy.
After a short silence, I rarely asked her in a very sincere tone: "Sister Jiao, don't you feel a little guilty in your heart for fooling your dad like this?"
"He is looking for a mistress outside and fooling my mother's feelings, but he doesn't feel any guilt... Why should I feel guilty for doing such a thing?"
I wanted to open my mouth to say something more, but Qiao Jiao was already impatient, so she added: "There is a deal between us. If you can help me do it well, I will give you a wheel in return. If you can't do it, or don't want to do it, I’ll find someone else.”
"Is this what you have to do anyway?"
"Yeah, that's what I have to do now."
"Okay, if I can be of use, I am willing to work with you...but if the matter is exposed, I will not bear your joint responsibility."
"Look at your progress!"
As soon as Qiao Jiao finished speaking, two bright lights shot out from outside the villa. At first, the angle of the two bright lights changed, then gradually stopped, and finally stopped at the door of the villa. This was of course a car. car.
"What the hell, today is not Saturday, why is he back?!"
I looked at Qiao Jiao. She looked a little guilty, so I became nervous and asked quickly: "Whose car is this?"
"My dad's car... you quickly find a place to hide. You are in my room in the middle of the night. What are you trying to do?"
"Holy crap, am I being a rogue?"
"Stop being ink-stained and quickly find a place to hide."
With that said, Qiao Jiao opened her closet and motioned for me to hide in first.
(End of this chapter)
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