i'm not a bad man
Chapter 53 Beautiful women are loved by everyone
Chapter 53 Beautiful women are loved by everyone
I don't doubt Tu Lin's words at all, because before he sent this message, Lu Xi and I also talked about what Qiao Jiao did.It's okay for best friends to be closer to each other, but to be as close as she is, it sounds a little weird. This is by no means just a matter of friendship. There must be a stronger emotional need to prompt Qiao Jiao to do this to Lu Xi. A move that never leaves.
It cannot be said that Lu Xi is naive or emotionally slow. After all, they are friends who grew up together and are of the same sex. While Qiao Jiao is still restraining himself, and Lu Xi's sexual orientation is normal, it is absolutely impossible for him to go there. Do what you imagine.
But now, Qiao Jiao has released a dangerous signal. When she told Tu Lin about her sexual orientation, it proved that she no longer wanted to restrain herself. She wanted to use her woman's body to get Lu Xi.
No wonder I was so hostile to her. It turned out that my subconscious had already predicted it for me; and she seemed to have smelled danger in me, so out of jealousy, she snatched me away and gave her to her. That deer at Deer Creek.
When I thought about it, everything became more reasonable, and I couldn't help but laugh. I was actually with a woman...
"Han Erjin, why are you laughing for no reason?"
I then looked up at Lu Xi and quickly replied: "I didn't laugh for no reason, I just suddenly thought of a joke."
"tell me the story."
"Are you sure you want to listen?"
"Ah."
"I've confirmed it with you. You asked me to say it." After saying that, I pinched my throat and coughed twice, and then said under Lu Xi's gaze: "A girl went to the hospital for examination and was Many tests were done. The female doctor said: There is good news, and there is bad news! After reading your test results, I found that you have potential homosexual tendencies, and it is difficult to cure. The girl said shyly: Oh my God, that’s good news. What?" I was afraid that Lu Xi couldn't understand it for a moment, so when I said this, I deliberately emphasized my tone: "The female doctor said shyly: I find you are quite cute... Haha..."
Lu Xi was stunned for a moment, and after he realized what he was doing, he said to me speechlessly: "Why are you so unruly?"
"Isn't it funny?"
"It's not funny at all and it's kind of creepy."
I patted my chest with my hand and suddenly felt relieved. I was already sure that there was no chance of Qiao Jiao. Even if she turned into a roundworm in Lu Xi's belly, there would be no chance... because the physiological characteristics were absolutely impossible. To make matters worse, Lu Xi has no interest in women at all.
My mood improved and my appetite improved, so I cooked a plate of mutton and tripe under Lu Xi's slightly disgusted eyes. I really liked the feeling of being confident when danger came. Got it!
……
I had eaten and drank enough, but Lu Xi didn’t use his chopsticks much because of his poor mental state.So, after I put down my chopsticks, I tentatively said to her: "You finally have some free time, but your energy is not as good as when you were busy before... If you ask me, you might as well change to a hotel and avoid her first." Two days.”
"No, she's not with your friend right now; maybe she really wants to have a good relationship this time, so she won't have time to pester me."
"Well... I think it's better for you not to have such expectations... I don't think they can be boyfriend and girlfriend."
"why?"
As soon as Lu Xi finished speaking, her cell phone rang. Lu Xi picked it up from the table and looked at it with a collapsed expression. I didn't need to think about it, but I knew that the call was from Qiao Jiao.
After a moment of hesitation, Luxi finally connected. Because the private room we were in was relatively airtight, I could vaguely hear some of their conversation.
"Lu Bao'er, have you finished eating?"
"I just finished eating, what's wrong, Jiaojiao?"
"I'm going back to the hotel now. When will you go back?"
"Uh...I..."
"Please come back quickly. I bought two bottles of red wine and will go to your room to watch a movie later."
Lu Xi held her cheek with her hands, with a helpless expression on her face. After a while, she said to Qiao Jiao on the other end of the phone: "Aren't you with him? Why did you go back to the hotel so soon?"
"He said he had something to do at home and was leaving first... I told you earlier that Han Chao was unreliable, but you didn't believe it... As a result, the friend he introduced was even less reliable than him!"
I just quietly watched Qiao Jiao acting, neither interrupting nor defending myself.
Lu Xi glanced at me subconsciously and replied: "I really can't do anything to you. Just wait for me for another half hour. I still have time on my way."
"Then I'll pick you up?"
"No, I'll take a taxi back by myself."
"Then remember to wear your hat and mask and don't let anyone recognize you. There are too many fans with malicious intentions now!" "I know, you are more nagging than my mother."
"Your mother doesn't have time to nag you. If I don't stay with you, you will be so lonely."
"I'd rather sleep, I'm so sleepy!"
"How about I stay in your room tonight so that I don't have to wake you up early tomorrow morning."
"Okay, as long as you don't talk to me, anything is fine."
After saying that, Lu Xi hung up the phone, and then looked at me with some melancholy. At this time, I was really nervous. It would be unsafe if we lived together!So, he tentatively asked Lu Xi: "Do you two often live together?"
"Are you asking too much?"
I am a person who particularly dislikes gossiping, so it is absolutely impossible for me to talk to Lu Xi about this matter before Qiao Jiao herself is exposed; and I am also very self-aware, before this fact has been formed, If I say that to Qiao Jiao, it will definitely leave a bad impression on Lu Xi. She will think that I am deliberately destroying the relationship between their sisters. In her heart, I am definitely not as good as Qiao Jiao back then. Jiao.
Based on this idea, I smiled and said to Lu Xi: "I'm just curious about what two women will do when they sleep together... They should talk a lot, about cosmetics and travel. Talk about life experiences and stuff..."
"Don't you think you're a little too curious?"
"I can't help it. Opposites attract and same-sex repels... This is a sense of curiosity that we are born with, and I am not exempt from it."
I reminded Lu Xi tactfully again, but she, who was unprepared for Qiao Jiao, didn't understand it at all; she even disliked my verbosity, so there was no more dialogue between us, and I was also At this time, he wisely kept his mouth shut until we left.
……
This night, I separated from Lu Xi with a little depression; in fact, I also wanted to buy two bottles of red wine, go to their room, and watch a movie with them. Qiao Jiao has bad intentions, but after all, her reputation is not justified, so she can only feel anxious and helpless.
……
When I returned to the RV where I lived, I found that Tu Lin had been wandering on the nearby beach. He saw me turning on the lights of the RV and walked over.
"Han Chao, what do you think is wrong with this world? There are already more men than women, and she still plays this trick. Isn't this messing up the market?"
"Yeah, it's a complete mess... In the past, I always thought that beautiful women are loved by men, but it turns out that beautiful women are loved by everyone!" After a short pause, I sighed again and said, "No more, Brother Lin... I’m also depressed, let’s have some drinks while I put up the table.”
"You have to drink some."
After saying that, I took the folding table out of the RV, and Tu Lin took out a box of beer from the car. We didn’t have much to eat, so we simply drank for the sake of drinking.
After finishing a bottle of beer, Tu Lin asked me with emotion: "Tell me, can we deal with the issue of sexual orientation the day after tomorrow?"
"It's your responsibility to worry about this matter. I don't have such worries... By the way, do you really like Qiao Jiao?"
"Everyone would be confused... she has fair skin, beautiful appearance, long legs... and she has plenty of hair!"
I nodded first, and then said with emotion: "Brother Lin, I think you are really awesome... You are like that kind of single-celled creature, with no memory, only instinct... Ever since you met Qiao Jiao, you will never be like this again." Talk to me about that 296 million."
"It is human nature to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages."
"Look, let's say you are a single-celled organism. All you have left is instinct."
Tu Lin ignored my teasing. He opened another bottle of beer, drank half of it, and then fell into deep thought, as if he wanted to use his wisdom to change Qiao Jiao's gender choice.
If he had this ability, I would be relieved, but as of now, he has no chance of winning.
……
When half a box of beer was almost finished, my cell phone, which had been quiet for a long time, suddenly rang again. I took it out of my pocket and looked at it. It turned out to be a message from Lu Xi: "Han Chao, I can Looking for you?...I don’t know where I should go, I’m a little confused.”
I couldn't help but wonder, shouldn't she and Qiao Jiao be drinking red wine and watching movies in the room at this time?
No, something is probably wrong!
(End of this chapter)
I don't doubt Tu Lin's words at all, because before he sent this message, Lu Xi and I also talked about what Qiao Jiao did.It's okay for best friends to be closer to each other, but to be as close as she is, it sounds a little weird. This is by no means just a matter of friendship. There must be a stronger emotional need to prompt Qiao Jiao to do this to Lu Xi. A move that never leaves.
It cannot be said that Lu Xi is naive or emotionally slow. After all, they are friends who grew up together and are of the same sex. While Qiao Jiao is still restraining himself, and Lu Xi's sexual orientation is normal, it is absolutely impossible for him to go there. Do what you imagine.
But now, Qiao Jiao has released a dangerous signal. When she told Tu Lin about her sexual orientation, it proved that she no longer wanted to restrain herself. She wanted to use her woman's body to get Lu Xi.
No wonder I was so hostile to her. It turned out that my subconscious had already predicted it for me; and she seemed to have smelled danger in me, so out of jealousy, she snatched me away and gave her to her. That deer at Deer Creek.
When I thought about it, everything became more reasonable, and I couldn't help but laugh. I was actually with a woman...
"Han Erjin, why are you laughing for no reason?"
I then looked up at Lu Xi and quickly replied: "I didn't laugh for no reason, I just suddenly thought of a joke."
"tell me the story."
"Are you sure you want to listen?"
"Ah."
"I've confirmed it with you. You asked me to say it." After saying that, I pinched my throat and coughed twice, and then said under Lu Xi's gaze: "A girl went to the hospital for examination and was Many tests were done. The female doctor said: There is good news, and there is bad news! After reading your test results, I found that you have potential homosexual tendencies, and it is difficult to cure. The girl said shyly: Oh my God, that’s good news. What?" I was afraid that Lu Xi couldn't understand it for a moment, so when I said this, I deliberately emphasized my tone: "The female doctor said shyly: I find you are quite cute... Haha..."
Lu Xi was stunned for a moment, and after he realized what he was doing, he said to me speechlessly: "Why are you so unruly?"
"Isn't it funny?"
"It's not funny at all and it's kind of creepy."
I patted my chest with my hand and suddenly felt relieved. I was already sure that there was no chance of Qiao Jiao. Even if she turned into a roundworm in Lu Xi's belly, there would be no chance... because the physiological characteristics were absolutely impossible. To make matters worse, Lu Xi has no interest in women at all.
My mood improved and my appetite improved, so I cooked a plate of mutton and tripe under Lu Xi's slightly disgusted eyes. I really liked the feeling of being confident when danger came. Got it!
……
I had eaten and drank enough, but Lu Xi didn’t use his chopsticks much because of his poor mental state.So, after I put down my chopsticks, I tentatively said to her: "You finally have some free time, but your energy is not as good as when you were busy before... If you ask me, you might as well change to a hotel and avoid her first." Two days.”
"No, she's not with your friend right now; maybe she really wants to have a good relationship this time, so she won't have time to pester me."
"Well... I think it's better for you not to have such expectations... I don't think they can be boyfriend and girlfriend."
"why?"
As soon as Lu Xi finished speaking, her cell phone rang. Lu Xi picked it up from the table and looked at it with a collapsed expression. I didn't need to think about it, but I knew that the call was from Qiao Jiao.
After a moment of hesitation, Luxi finally connected. Because the private room we were in was relatively airtight, I could vaguely hear some of their conversation.
"Lu Bao'er, have you finished eating?"
"I just finished eating, what's wrong, Jiaojiao?"
"I'm going back to the hotel now. When will you go back?"
"Uh...I..."
"Please come back quickly. I bought two bottles of red wine and will go to your room to watch a movie later."
Lu Xi held her cheek with her hands, with a helpless expression on her face. After a while, she said to Qiao Jiao on the other end of the phone: "Aren't you with him? Why did you go back to the hotel so soon?"
"He said he had something to do at home and was leaving first... I told you earlier that Han Chao was unreliable, but you didn't believe it... As a result, the friend he introduced was even less reliable than him!"
I just quietly watched Qiao Jiao acting, neither interrupting nor defending myself.
Lu Xi glanced at me subconsciously and replied: "I really can't do anything to you. Just wait for me for another half hour. I still have time on my way."
"Then I'll pick you up?"
"No, I'll take a taxi back by myself."
"Then remember to wear your hat and mask and don't let anyone recognize you. There are too many fans with malicious intentions now!" "I know, you are more nagging than my mother."
"Your mother doesn't have time to nag you. If I don't stay with you, you will be so lonely."
"I'd rather sleep, I'm so sleepy!"
"How about I stay in your room tonight so that I don't have to wake you up early tomorrow morning."
"Okay, as long as you don't talk to me, anything is fine."
After saying that, Lu Xi hung up the phone, and then looked at me with some melancholy. At this time, I was really nervous. It would be unsafe if we lived together!So, he tentatively asked Lu Xi: "Do you two often live together?"
"Are you asking too much?"
I am a person who particularly dislikes gossiping, so it is absolutely impossible for me to talk to Lu Xi about this matter before Qiao Jiao herself is exposed; and I am also very self-aware, before this fact has been formed, If I say that to Qiao Jiao, it will definitely leave a bad impression on Lu Xi. She will think that I am deliberately destroying the relationship between their sisters. In her heart, I am definitely not as good as Qiao Jiao back then. Jiao.
Based on this idea, I smiled and said to Lu Xi: "I'm just curious about what two women will do when they sleep together... They should talk a lot, about cosmetics and travel. Talk about life experiences and stuff..."
"Don't you think you're a little too curious?"
"I can't help it. Opposites attract and same-sex repels... This is a sense of curiosity that we are born with, and I am not exempt from it."
I reminded Lu Xi tactfully again, but she, who was unprepared for Qiao Jiao, didn't understand it at all; she even disliked my verbosity, so there was no more dialogue between us, and I was also At this time, he wisely kept his mouth shut until we left.
……
This night, I separated from Lu Xi with a little depression; in fact, I also wanted to buy two bottles of red wine, go to their room, and watch a movie with them. Qiao Jiao has bad intentions, but after all, her reputation is not justified, so she can only feel anxious and helpless.
……
When I returned to the RV where I lived, I found that Tu Lin had been wandering on the nearby beach. He saw me turning on the lights of the RV and walked over.
"Han Chao, what do you think is wrong with this world? There are already more men than women, and she still plays this trick. Isn't this messing up the market?"
"Yeah, it's a complete mess... In the past, I always thought that beautiful women are loved by men, but it turns out that beautiful women are loved by everyone!" After a short pause, I sighed again and said, "No more, Brother Lin... I’m also depressed, let’s have some drinks while I put up the table.”
"You have to drink some."
After saying that, I took the folding table out of the RV, and Tu Lin took out a box of beer from the car. We didn’t have much to eat, so we simply drank for the sake of drinking.
After finishing a bottle of beer, Tu Lin asked me with emotion: "Tell me, can we deal with the issue of sexual orientation the day after tomorrow?"
"It's your responsibility to worry about this matter. I don't have such worries... By the way, do you really like Qiao Jiao?"
"Everyone would be confused... she has fair skin, beautiful appearance, long legs... and she has plenty of hair!"
I nodded first, and then said with emotion: "Brother Lin, I think you are really awesome... You are like that kind of single-celled creature, with no memory, only instinct... Ever since you met Qiao Jiao, you will never be like this again." Talk to me about that 296 million."
"It is human nature to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages."
"Look, let's say you are a single-celled organism. All you have left is instinct."
Tu Lin ignored my teasing. He opened another bottle of beer, drank half of it, and then fell into deep thought, as if he wanted to use his wisdom to change Qiao Jiao's gender choice.
If he had this ability, I would be relieved, but as of now, he has no chance of winning.
……
When half a box of beer was almost finished, my cell phone, which had been quiet for a long time, suddenly rang again. I took it out of my pocket and looked at it. It turned out to be a message from Lu Xi: "Han Chao, I can Looking for you?...I don’t know where I should go, I’m a little confused.”
I couldn't help but wonder, shouldn't she and Qiao Jiao be drinking red wine and watching movies in the room at this time?
No, something is probably wrong!
(End of this chapter)
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