i'm not a bad man
Chapter 124 Another Uninvited Guest
Chapter 124 Another Uninvited Guest
If a person does not have extraordinary courage and courage, he would not dare to drive around the country in an RV. I once spent a night in a no-man's land with no signal at all, and also encountered a car breakdown on a national highway in Hunan. Unexpectedly, at that time, there were groups of graves on both sides of the road, and the trees that blocked the sky were like fangs at night. It was extremely eerie and terrifying. But even so, I was not afraid. But at this moment, I really felt that my I was so frightened that I couldn't regard the person pressing on me as a living person, because it was impossible for a living person to quietly enter my room when the door was locked, even though She also seemed to be breathing and having warmth.
The desire to survive finally caused a surge of strength in my body. I used my hands and feet to almost kick her away from me. What frightened me was that after I kicked her away, she didn't say a word. Lying on the sofa like this, with arms hanging in the air, like a puppet on strings...
I shivered and groped around for a while, trying to find the phone, and used the light of the phone to see whether she was a human or a ghost, but she took the initiative to take out a phone from her back and asked me sinisterly: "Are you a ghost?" Want to find this?"
I was stunned for a long time and cursed: "Fuck, Qiao Jiao!"
"Hahahaha... I'm scared to death, you beast!"
After saying that, Qiao Jiao brushed away the hair that was scattered on her face, and then made a face at me. Only then did my fear disappear. I touched my forehead with my hand, and suddenly I broke out in a cold sweat. I had a strong urge to urinate again. Fortunately, I am an adult and have strong control. If I were an old man or a child, I would have been frightened by her and become incontinent.
I turned on the light in the glass room. Qiao Jiao was wearing a set of black pajamas, lying on her back on the sofa in an extremely inappropriate posture. She seemed to be covering her mouth to control herself, but suddenly she burst out laughing again...
Her evil behavior of basing her happiness on the pain of others completely aroused the anger in my heart. I picked up the half-finished can of beer on the ground, poured it on her face, and said viciously : "You fucking wake up, wake up... If this person has a heart disease, he must not kill anyone!"
Qiao Jiao is definitely a pervert. She didn't fight me. She actually stuck out her tongue and licked the beer on her face, and said: "If this was your blood, it would be very enjoyable. I should have stabbed a hole in your neck with a knife just now, and then …”
As she said that, she stuck out her tongue again and made a motion of licking blood. I was completely speechless. I sat on the sofa and felt helpless and aggrieved. I have never seen such an awesome woman!
After a long time, I looked up at her. She had changed her position, lying on her side on the sofa, supporting her head with her hands, and looking at me with a half-smile...
A very strange thought suddenly came to my mind. What would such a woman who "does all evil" do if she is conquered by another person one day?
I was really curious, but this was something that had a high probability of not happening, so this curiosity only existed in my heart for a moment.I could hardly hold back the frightened urge to urinate, so I immediately got up and went to the bathroom in the house.
……
Returning to the glass room again, Qiao Jiao was still lying on her side on the sofa. I lit a cigarette, took two deep puffs, and asked her, "How did you get in?"
"Isn't your house a code lock? If you press it once, I will remember it."
"Stop bragging, can you have such observation and memory?"
Qiao Jiao snorted coldly and replied: "How else do you think I became a civil servant?"
Of course I knew how difficult it was to get into civil service. For Qiaojiao, this was the most powerful proof. I could only nod my head reluctantly and said, "I didn't offend you, why are you trying to punish me like this?"
"I don't want to punish you. I have insomnia. I want to find someone to sleep with me. I have no choice. You and I live closest..." At this point, Qiao Jiao laughed again: "Haha, who Knowing that you slept like a dead pig, I made an impromptu decision... To be honest with you, I was actually very nervous at the time. I was afraid that you would overreact and beat me to death. But I didn't expect that you were scared to death. You're just a turtle, you're going to make me laugh to death!"
"Do you like to base your happiness on other people's pain so much?"
"Don't you think you gave yourself too much chance? How dare you use a password lock with such a low security factor. I've already come in. If I don't do something, I'll look too boring." "The password lock is The landlord left it behind, and I can blame it all on me."
Qiao Jiao clicked her tongue and said, "You just have a bad mentality. People like us who travel around the world, how can we not get stabbed? Today I stabbed you, and you come back with the stabbing again another day. Let's see how we deal with each other. This Life is interesting."
"This is what you said. Don't blame Brother Chao for being ruthless when the time comes."
"Don't be afraid. Sister Jiao is not a vegetarian. If you dare to be cruel, I will chop off your hands and dig out your heart."
I looked at Qiao Jiao, and suddenly I felt that she was lying. She definitely didn't do it on the spur of the moment, but with a plan. Because what happened between me and Lu Xi last night, she would not choose to swallow it. This is actually hers. revenge.
Based on this understanding, I asked her tentatively: "You said you have insomnia, why do you have insomnia?"
"You'd better not ask about a woman's thoughts."
"I have never regarded you as a woman, so you should regard me as your brother. Let's have a heart-to-heart talk. From my experience, anything that can cause people to suffer from insomnia is no small matter. ."
Qiao Jiao sneered: "You don't have to worry about big or small things... But there is another thing that I really want to talk to you about... Yesterday, my dad talked to me about studying abroad again, and of course I don't want to go , but my dad didn't seem to be scaring me this time. He said that he would stop all my sources of income. He also laughed at me as a social worm with no ability to make money. I have always been a person who doesn't take soft and hard advice, so, I The countermeasure is very simple. I want to find a profitable business before he stops my source of income. If it doesn’t make money, forget it. If I make money, I will have the capital to fight him for a long time... Then The question is, what kind of business should I find to do so that I can make 100% money?"
"Businesses that can make 100% money are written in the criminal law."
"Will you die if you don't joke?"
This time, it was me who laughed: "Who are we kidding? It's right that you want to make money, and it's not wrong for you to consult someone before making money... But can you please don't pick on me? I sold the RV. You are the only one who can afford to rent a house. There is no one poorer than me in your circle of friends, right?"
"There is no one poorer than you, but you are the one with the best control...Brother Chao, to be honest, if you can help me think of a 100% profitable way, I will give you another wheel."
I looked at Qiao Jiao impatiently, but she was very serious and kept looking at me with an expression full of expectation.
"One dollar is a profit, and 1000 million is a profit. You have to tell me an expectation first, and then I can help you think of a corresponding business."
"I don't have high requirements, just make 100 million within half a year."
"Go ahead and sell your kidneys. The black market is doing well now. Two kidneys should be sold for 100 million."
"Screw you."
Qiao Jiao cursed like this, and suddenly, there was another sound of pressing the code lock outside the door; this time, Qiao Jiao and I both showed horrified expressions. It was not yet dawn, and there were other people besides Qiao Jiao. An uninvited guest, and like Qiao Jiao, he (she) also knows the password on the door.
(End of this chapter)
If a person does not have extraordinary courage and courage, he would not dare to drive around the country in an RV. I once spent a night in a no-man's land with no signal at all, and also encountered a car breakdown on a national highway in Hunan. Unexpectedly, at that time, there were groups of graves on both sides of the road, and the trees that blocked the sky were like fangs at night. It was extremely eerie and terrifying. But even so, I was not afraid. But at this moment, I really felt that my I was so frightened that I couldn't regard the person pressing on me as a living person, because it was impossible for a living person to quietly enter my room when the door was locked, even though She also seemed to be breathing and having warmth.
The desire to survive finally caused a surge of strength in my body. I used my hands and feet to almost kick her away from me. What frightened me was that after I kicked her away, she didn't say a word. Lying on the sofa like this, with arms hanging in the air, like a puppet on strings...
I shivered and groped around for a while, trying to find the phone, and used the light of the phone to see whether she was a human or a ghost, but she took the initiative to take out a phone from her back and asked me sinisterly: "Are you a ghost?" Want to find this?"
I was stunned for a long time and cursed: "Fuck, Qiao Jiao!"
"Hahahaha... I'm scared to death, you beast!"
After saying that, Qiao Jiao brushed away the hair that was scattered on her face, and then made a face at me. Only then did my fear disappear. I touched my forehead with my hand, and suddenly I broke out in a cold sweat. I had a strong urge to urinate again. Fortunately, I am an adult and have strong control. If I were an old man or a child, I would have been frightened by her and become incontinent.
I turned on the light in the glass room. Qiao Jiao was wearing a set of black pajamas, lying on her back on the sofa in an extremely inappropriate posture. She seemed to be covering her mouth to control herself, but suddenly she burst out laughing again...
Her evil behavior of basing her happiness on the pain of others completely aroused the anger in my heart. I picked up the half-finished can of beer on the ground, poured it on her face, and said viciously : "You fucking wake up, wake up... If this person has a heart disease, he must not kill anyone!"
Qiao Jiao is definitely a pervert. She didn't fight me. She actually stuck out her tongue and licked the beer on her face, and said: "If this was your blood, it would be very enjoyable. I should have stabbed a hole in your neck with a knife just now, and then …”
As she said that, she stuck out her tongue again and made a motion of licking blood. I was completely speechless. I sat on the sofa and felt helpless and aggrieved. I have never seen such an awesome woman!
After a long time, I looked up at her. She had changed her position, lying on her side on the sofa, supporting her head with her hands, and looking at me with a half-smile...
A very strange thought suddenly came to my mind. What would such a woman who "does all evil" do if she is conquered by another person one day?
I was really curious, but this was something that had a high probability of not happening, so this curiosity only existed in my heart for a moment.I could hardly hold back the frightened urge to urinate, so I immediately got up and went to the bathroom in the house.
……
Returning to the glass room again, Qiao Jiao was still lying on her side on the sofa. I lit a cigarette, took two deep puffs, and asked her, "How did you get in?"
"Isn't your house a code lock? If you press it once, I will remember it."
"Stop bragging, can you have such observation and memory?"
Qiao Jiao snorted coldly and replied: "How else do you think I became a civil servant?"
Of course I knew how difficult it was to get into civil service. For Qiaojiao, this was the most powerful proof. I could only nod my head reluctantly and said, "I didn't offend you, why are you trying to punish me like this?"
"I don't want to punish you. I have insomnia. I want to find someone to sleep with me. I have no choice. You and I live closest..." At this point, Qiao Jiao laughed again: "Haha, who Knowing that you slept like a dead pig, I made an impromptu decision... To be honest with you, I was actually very nervous at the time. I was afraid that you would overreact and beat me to death. But I didn't expect that you were scared to death. You're just a turtle, you're going to make me laugh to death!"
"Do you like to base your happiness on other people's pain so much?"
"Don't you think you gave yourself too much chance? How dare you use a password lock with such a low security factor. I've already come in. If I don't do something, I'll look too boring." "The password lock is The landlord left it behind, and I can blame it all on me."
Qiao Jiao clicked her tongue and said, "You just have a bad mentality. People like us who travel around the world, how can we not get stabbed? Today I stabbed you, and you come back with the stabbing again another day. Let's see how we deal with each other. This Life is interesting."
"This is what you said. Don't blame Brother Chao for being ruthless when the time comes."
"Don't be afraid. Sister Jiao is not a vegetarian. If you dare to be cruel, I will chop off your hands and dig out your heart."
I looked at Qiao Jiao, and suddenly I felt that she was lying. She definitely didn't do it on the spur of the moment, but with a plan. Because what happened between me and Lu Xi last night, she would not choose to swallow it. This is actually hers. revenge.
Based on this understanding, I asked her tentatively: "You said you have insomnia, why do you have insomnia?"
"You'd better not ask about a woman's thoughts."
"I have never regarded you as a woman, so you should regard me as your brother. Let's have a heart-to-heart talk. From my experience, anything that can cause people to suffer from insomnia is no small matter. ."
Qiao Jiao sneered: "You don't have to worry about big or small things... But there is another thing that I really want to talk to you about... Yesterday, my dad talked to me about studying abroad again, and of course I don't want to go , but my dad didn't seem to be scaring me this time. He said that he would stop all my sources of income. He also laughed at me as a social worm with no ability to make money. I have always been a person who doesn't take soft and hard advice, so, I The countermeasure is very simple. I want to find a profitable business before he stops my source of income. If it doesn’t make money, forget it. If I make money, I will have the capital to fight him for a long time... Then The question is, what kind of business should I find to do so that I can make 100% money?"
"Businesses that can make 100% money are written in the criminal law."
"Will you die if you don't joke?"
This time, it was me who laughed: "Who are we kidding? It's right that you want to make money, and it's not wrong for you to consult someone before making money... But can you please don't pick on me? I sold the RV. You are the only one who can afford to rent a house. There is no one poorer than me in your circle of friends, right?"
"There is no one poorer than you, but you are the one with the best control...Brother Chao, to be honest, if you can help me think of a 100% profitable way, I will give you another wheel."
I looked at Qiao Jiao impatiently, but she was very serious and kept looking at me with an expression full of expectation.
"One dollar is a profit, and 1000 million is a profit. You have to tell me an expectation first, and then I can help you think of a corresponding business."
"I don't have high requirements, just make 100 million within half a year."
"Go ahead and sell your kidneys. The black market is doing well now. Two kidneys should be sold for 100 million."
"Screw you."
Qiao Jiao cursed like this, and suddenly, there was another sound of pressing the code lock outside the door; this time, Qiao Jiao and I both showed horrified expressions. It was not yet dawn, and there were other people besides Qiao Jiao. An uninvited guest, and like Qiao Jiao, he (she) also knows the password on the door.
(End of this chapter)
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