Taoyuan Little Miracle Doctor
Chapter 100: Shit in pants
Chapter 100: Shit in pants
Looking at the playful smile on Wang Chen's face, Zhang Hu held back his smile and asked, "Laxative?"
Wang Chen raised the corner of his mouth: "Although the thing I put has the same effect as laxatives, it is much more powerful than laxatives."
As he spoke, he paused and added in a confident tone: "I dare not say too much. With the water he drank, at least he will not have the strength to do bad things for seven or eight days!"
"real?!"
"Don't you still believe me?" Wang Chen said.
Zhang Hu shook his head: "Of course I believe it."
"Just wait and see, the frequency of his pooping will become faster and faster. If nothing happens, if we watch here for three to five minutes, we will definitely see him pooping in his pants!"
With that said, Wang Chen looked towards the courtyard again.
Zhang Hu glanced inside. While they were talking, Ergaoda walked out of the toilet, but before he reached the door of the house, he hurriedly turned back, holding his stomach.
Even though it was just the beginning, it was still very embarrassing.
Zhang Hu nudged Wang Chen with his elbow: "I usually see you as a gentle and quiet boy, but I didn't expect you to have such bad thoughts."
Wang Chen smiled and said: "Brother Xiaowu is your brother, and he is also my brother. My brother is bullied, how can I remain indifferent?"
Zhang Hu patted Wang Chen on the shoulder: "I wrongly blamed you just now. But I think it's too easy for him to just let him have diarrhea. In addition to laxatives, can you come up with other poisons?" "
Wang Chen asked: "What kind of poison do you want?"
"It's best to be one that can kill him without being discovered." Zhang Hu said through gritted teeth.
Hearing this, Wang Chen frowned: "Brother Hu, your idea is too extreme."
"What's so extreme about this? A bastard like this would simply die without mercy!" Zhang Hu cursed.
Wang Chen pursed his lips. He also felt that Ergou deserved it.
At the same time, he can also brew poison that kills people.
However, he was not prepared to do that. They were just ordinary people, and they had no right to punish bad guys.
Besides, murder is illegal, no matter how secretly they do it, someone will definitely find out one day.
This is not because I am afraid of taking responsibility, but it is simply not worth it.
Just as Wang Chen persuaded Zhang Hu before, Er Geda is a scumbag, and there is no need for them to risk their own lives and futures because of this scumbag.
After thinking about this, Wang Chen lied and said: "I studied medical skills. Medical skills are used to save people. The teacher never taught me how to harm people."
The corners of Zhang Hu's mouth twitched twice, but he couldn't refute these words.
"It seems we have to find another way." Zhang Hu said with clenched fists.
Wang Chen thought for a while: "I think punishing Ergaoda is one thing, but the biggest source is actually Yang Xiaolian. If she doesn't agree, Ergaoda will be like him and he won't sleep with her for no reason."
"If I go by what you say, I can only let Xiao Wu divorce her." Zhang Hu muttered.
Wang Chen nodded and said: "That's right, but Brother Xiaowu likes her very much. I'm afraid they won't divorce her yet. Let's see the situation first. Later, we can persuade Brother Xiaowu more. It's best to let him take the initiative to divorce Yang Xiaolian."
Zhang Hu casually lit a cigarette and started smoking heavily.
"What's going on? You've gone to the toilet four times in less than five minutes?"
At this time, Yang Xiaolian's voice sounded in the yard. She had already put on her clothes.He was looking at Erganda who had just walked out of the toilet.
After Ergaoda went to the toilet four times in a row, he felt as if he had collapsed. Not only was his face pale, but his legs were a little weak when he walked.
Ergaoda frowned and said, "Maybe it's because I've had a bad stomach. I'm feeling uncomfortable all over because of the rush. You go and give me a mouthful of hot water. I'll take it easy first..."
At this point, Ergaoda suddenly stopped, and his pale face turned red at this moment.
Seeing him like this, Yang Xiaolian asked: "What's wrong?"
"You...go find me a pair of pants." "Huh?"
"Ah, what, hurry up, I pooped in my pants!"
Seeing Er Geda's crazy look, Yang Xiaolian couldn't help but burst out laughing, and ran into the house amidst Er Geda's scolding.
Seeing this funny scene, Zhang Hu and Wang Chen couldn't help but chuckle.
They were holding back and didn't dare to laugh out loud.
Wang Chen sat back in the driving position and said with a smile: "Okay, at least Ergaoda won't have the energy to come find Yang Xiaolian in a few days. It's time for us to go back and get down to business."
Zhang Hu grinned and said, "I have taught you a lesson this time. I will have to find an opportunity to teach Yang Xiaolian a lesson later."
Wang Chen agreed with this.
After all, these two are a bad couple. We can't just teach the man a lesson and let the woman go.
After all, Yang Xiaolian has a man, and she steals a man behind his back. Her behavior is even more outrageous.
But they have to think carefully about this matter.
Although Yang Xiaolian is hateful, she is the woman Liu Shitou loves deeply after all.
If you want to teach her a lesson, you must not let Liu Shitou know.
After the two of them rode a long distance, they no longer held back and started laughing.
"It's so enjoyable." Zhang Hu pointed at Wang Chen and said, "You guys are really good at doing bad things."
Wang Chen smiled coquettishly: "This can't be called a bad thing."
"Yes, yes, helping your brothers teach the bad guys a lesson, this should be called a good thing!" Zhang Hu praised.
"By the way, Brother Hu, have you found the peach wood and colored stones?" Wang Chen asked, returning to the topic.
Zhang Hu nodded: "I found some and put them at my door. You accompany me to pick them up, and then go to the mountains to pick up Xiao Wu."
Wang Chen nodded, and first took Zhang Hu to his house. After picking up the things, the two went straight to the mountains.
When they were halfway there, they happened to meet Liu Shitou who was returning.
Wang Chen and Zhang Hu did not mention what happened just now, and drove Liu Shitou back to Zhang Tong's home.
More than two hours have passed since they left.
Except for some of Zhang Quanzhu's relatives who still stay here, everyone else in the village has left.
In the mourning shed, the sound of crying came up and down.In addition to Zhang Tong, Xiaoyan also lay in front of the coffin and cried loudly.
This scene made Wang Chen and others moved.
The three of them packed up the things they had prepared and placed them next to the coffin. After lighting incense one after another, they came out and sat at the entrance of the courtyard.
They couldn't bear to look at the sad scene, so they all thought of waiting at the door to see if there was any work left. If not, they were all ready to leave in the evening.
Time flew by and it was evening. When Zhang Hu put out his cigarette and was about to get up, Li Qian happened to come out.
"It's the wake tonight. We have nothing to do here, so we should go home."
"I'll stay here. There must be a man with me no matter what." Wang Chen said.
Zhang Hu nodded: "If you are scared, just call me and I will come over to keep you company."
Wang Chen smiled and said, "There's nothing to be afraid of."
Hearing this, Zhang Hu didn't say anything else and ran outside with Li Qian and Liu Shitou.
Wang Chen stretched out and was about to go in and make some food for Zhang Tong and his wife, but before he turned around, he saw Liu Cuihua's enchanting figure at the street corner...
(End of this chapter)
Looking at the playful smile on Wang Chen's face, Zhang Hu held back his smile and asked, "Laxative?"
Wang Chen raised the corner of his mouth: "Although the thing I put has the same effect as laxatives, it is much more powerful than laxatives."
As he spoke, he paused and added in a confident tone: "I dare not say too much. With the water he drank, at least he will not have the strength to do bad things for seven or eight days!"
"real?!"
"Don't you still believe me?" Wang Chen said.
Zhang Hu shook his head: "Of course I believe it."
"Just wait and see, the frequency of his pooping will become faster and faster. If nothing happens, if we watch here for three to five minutes, we will definitely see him pooping in his pants!"
With that said, Wang Chen looked towards the courtyard again.
Zhang Hu glanced inside. While they were talking, Ergaoda walked out of the toilet, but before he reached the door of the house, he hurriedly turned back, holding his stomach.
Even though it was just the beginning, it was still very embarrassing.
Zhang Hu nudged Wang Chen with his elbow: "I usually see you as a gentle and quiet boy, but I didn't expect you to have such bad thoughts."
Wang Chen smiled and said: "Brother Xiaowu is your brother, and he is also my brother. My brother is bullied, how can I remain indifferent?"
Zhang Hu patted Wang Chen on the shoulder: "I wrongly blamed you just now. But I think it's too easy for him to just let him have diarrhea. In addition to laxatives, can you come up with other poisons?" "
Wang Chen asked: "What kind of poison do you want?"
"It's best to be one that can kill him without being discovered." Zhang Hu said through gritted teeth.
Hearing this, Wang Chen frowned: "Brother Hu, your idea is too extreme."
"What's so extreme about this? A bastard like this would simply die without mercy!" Zhang Hu cursed.
Wang Chen pursed his lips. He also felt that Ergou deserved it.
At the same time, he can also brew poison that kills people.
However, he was not prepared to do that. They were just ordinary people, and they had no right to punish bad guys.
Besides, murder is illegal, no matter how secretly they do it, someone will definitely find out one day.
This is not because I am afraid of taking responsibility, but it is simply not worth it.
Just as Wang Chen persuaded Zhang Hu before, Er Geda is a scumbag, and there is no need for them to risk their own lives and futures because of this scumbag.
After thinking about this, Wang Chen lied and said: "I studied medical skills. Medical skills are used to save people. The teacher never taught me how to harm people."
The corners of Zhang Hu's mouth twitched twice, but he couldn't refute these words.
"It seems we have to find another way." Zhang Hu said with clenched fists.
Wang Chen thought for a while: "I think punishing Ergaoda is one thing, but the biggest source is actually Yang Xiaolian. If she doesn't agree, Ergaoda will be like him and he won't sleep with her for no reason."
"If I go by what you say, I can only let Xiao Wu divorce her." Zhang Hu muttered.
Wang Chen nodded and said: "That's right, but Brother Xiaowu likes her very much. I'm afraid they won't divorce her yet. Let's see the situation first. Later, we can persuade Brother Xiaowu more. It's best to let him take the initiative to divorce Yang Xiaolian."
Zhang Hu casually lit a cigarette and started smoking heavily.
"What's going on? You've gone to the toilet four times in less than five minutes?"
At this time, Yang Xiaolian's voice sounded in the yard. She had already put on her clothes.He was looking at Erganda who had just walked out of the toilet.
After Ergaoda went to the toilet four times in a row, he felt as if he had collapsed. Not only was his face pale, but his legs were a little weak when he walked.
Ergaoda frowned and said, "Maybe it's because I've had a bad stomach. I'm feeling uncomfortable all over because of the rush. You go and give me a mouthful of hot water. I'll take it easy first..."
At this point, Ergaoda suddenly stopped, and his pale face turned red at this moment.
Seeing him like this, Yang Xiaolian asked: "What's wrong?"
"You...go find me a pair of pants." "Huh?"
"Ah, what, hurry up, I pooped in my pants!"
Seeing Er Geda's crazy look, Yang Xiaolian couldn't help but burst out laughing, and ran into the house amidst Er Geda's scolding.
Seeing this funny scene, Zhang Hu and Wang Chen couldn't help but chuckle.
They were holding back and didn't dare to laugh out loud.
Wang Chen sat back in the driving position and said with a smile: "Okay, at least Ergaoda won't have the energy to come find Yang Xiaolian in a few days. It's time for us to go back and get down to business."
Zhang Hu grinned and said, "I have taught you a lesson this time. I will have to find an opportunity to teach Yang Xiaolian a lesson later."
Wang Chen agreed with this.
After all, these two are a bad couple. We can't just teach the man a lesson and let the woman go.
After all, Yang Xiaolian has a man, and she steals a man behind his back. Her behavior is even more outrageous.
But they have to think carefully about this matter.
Although Yang Xiaolian is hateful, she is the woman Liu Shitou loves deeply after all.
If you want to teach her a lesson, you must not let Liu Shitou know.
After the two of them rode a long distance, they no longer held back and started laughing.
"It's so enjoyable." Zhang Hu pointed at Wang Chen and said, "You guys are really good at doing bad things."
Wang Chen smiled coquettishly: "This can't be called a bad thing."
"Yes, yes, helping your brothers teach the bad guys a lesson, this should be called a good thing!" Zhang Hu praised.
"By the way, Brother Hu, have you found the peach wood and colored stones?" Wang Chen asked, returning to the topic.
Zhang Hu nodded: "I found some and put them at my door. You accompany me to pick them up, and then go to the mountains to pick up Xiao Wu."
Wang Chen nodded, and first took Zhang Hu to his house. After picking up the things, the two went straight to the mountains.
When they were halfway there, they happened to meet Liu Shitou who was returning.
Wang Chen and Zhang Hu did not mention what happened just now, and drove Liu Shitou back to Zhang Tong's home.
More than two hours have passed since they left.
Except for some of Zhang Quanzhu's relatives who still stay here, everyone else in the village has left.
In the mourning shed, the sound of crying came up and down.In addition to Zhang Tong, Xiaoyan also lay in front of the coffin and cried loudly.
This scene made Wang Chen and others moved.
The three of them packed up the things they had prepared and placed them next to the coffin. After lighting incense one after another, they came out and sat at the entrance of the courtyard.
They couldn't bear to look at the sad scene, so they all thought of waiting at the door to see if there was any work left. If not, they were all ready to leave in the evening.
Time flew by and it was evening. When Zhang Hu put out his cigarette and was about to get up, Li Qian happened to come out.
"It's the wake tonight. We have nothing to do here, so we should go home."
"I'll stay here. There must be a man with me no matter what." Wang Chen said.
Zhang Hu nodded: "If you are scared, just call me and I will come over to keep you company."
Wang Chen smiled and said, "There's nothing to be afraid of."
Hearing this, Zhang Hu didn't say anything else and ran outside with Li Qian and Liu Shitou.
Wang Chen stretched out and was about to go in and make some food for Zhang Tong and his wife, but before he turned around, he saw Liu Cuihua's enchanting figure at the street corner...
(End of this chapter)
You'll Also Like
-
A noble son from a poor family
Chapter 81 290 days ago -
Entertainment: Take advantage of Tianxian’s youth and give her a boss’s license
Chapter 63 290 days ago -
I am Wen Zhong!
Chapter 54 290 days ago -
Industrial Survey: Are you a private enterprise engaged in black technology?
Chapter 52 290 days ago -
In the mixed martial arts adventure, all the heroines are broken
Chapter 61 290 days ago -
Let you write about a small character's counterattack, and you write about the Hongwu Emperor
Chapter 53 290 days ago -
Super God: Knock out Hua Ye and drag Kesha into the woods
Chapter 61 290 days ago -
Siheyuan: I, Qi Tongwei, started in 1980
Chapter 50 290 days ago -
Xuanxian Supreme
Chapter 190 290 days ago -
Siheyuan: I am a fool, and I show off to the audience
Chapter 53 290 days ago