Siheyuan: Domineering life

Chapter 741 Beautiful women’s farts also smell good
While Yang Jun was playing with his son, suddenly there was a shout from outside the door.

"The bride is coming!"

"The bride is coming!"

People in the courtyard suddenly rushed out of the courtyard to see the bride.

For a while, only Mr. Yang and his wife were left in the yard.

Yang Jun shook his head.

What's so nice about the bride?

No matter how good-looking the bride is, she still poops and farts, and she may even collapse when she farts. When you think of this, you will not find beautiful women so attractive.

He looked around and found that there was no one around. Yang Jun thought, and there was a chicken shredded soup in front of him. This was a five-year-old hen shredded soup that had been simmered for three days and two nights. It was Zhao Tiancheng's special request. It was boiled and specially used for Yi Qiushui's confinement period.

This shredded chicken soup is made with eight kinds of ingredients and soup stock. It is delicious and a great tonic soup.

After finally holding my son in my arms, I had to fawn over him, lest I have to have my oxygen tube removed when I grow old.

"Come, son, drink shredded chicken soup."

Yang Jun fed him carefully with a spoon.

The little guy looked at the candied haws in his hand, then put his little mouth over, took a small taste, and then swallowed it.

"Hey, take another bite."

Even though this child is young, he is very smart. He knows which one is more delicious, candied haws or shredded chicken soup.

After a while, the child drank five large gulps, which made him hiccup.

Yang Jun quickly put down the spoon, laid the child flat with his head at a 45-degree angle, and kept patting him on the back.

After the child has eaten, pat his back until he burps.

"For the sake of your father taking such good care of you, please don't pull out my oxygen tube when I'm lying on the hospital bed."

Yang Jun muttered while coaxing the child.

At this time, Yi Qiushui and Sun Zhaodi suddenly ran in from outside the hospital in a panic.

While running, he shouted: "Hurry up and cover the child's ears."

When Yang Jun heard this, he immediately understood what was going on.

Without saying anything, he just covered the child's ears.

As soon as I covered it, there was a burst of crackling firecrackers outside.

The child was so frightened that he kicked his legs and grinned, ready to cry.

Seeing this, Yi Qiushui quickly appeared in front of him to tease him.

"Baby, mom is here, don't cry."

Sun Zhaodi was worried and placed a palm as big as a cattail leaf fan on Yang Jun's hand, trying to silence the child's noise as much as possible.

After a while, the sound of firecrackers stopped.

Then everyone crowded into the courtyard, and after a burst of flowers and applause, the bride appeared in front of everyone like a fairy holding a pipa and half covering her face.

"Grass is a plant."

Yang Jun muttered.

The moment he saw the bride, he felt regretful about letting the girl out.

This bride is absolutely beautiful, even more beautiful than Yang Qingxiang and Yi Qiushui.

She is so delicate and frail that I feel pity for her when I see her.

The white and tender skin can be broken by blows, and the two watery eyes are full of emotion.

Her shy appearance makes people blush, and her every smile is full of charm.

Look at the groom next to her, Sun Zhaocai.

What is that?
That is a two-legged beast that is only missing a tail than a pig.

Hey, no wonder people often say that all good food is lost to pigs.

"What kind of grass is it? It's from flowers. Today is a good day for me. It's auspicious for you to speak."

Yi Qiushui said.

Yang Jun rolled his eyes, looked at the lovely bride in front of him, and said angrily: "Do you think beautiful women's farts smell good?"

"You want to know?"

Seeing Yi Qiushui's unkind eyes, Yang Jun quickly waved his hand and said, "You don't have to know, I just ask casually."

"Okay, no problem, I'll tell you the answer tonight."

"No, no, no, I don't want to know at all now."

Yang Jun pushed the child into her arms and ran away.

Even though Yi Qiushui looks harmless, she is very jealous.

If you want to know if a beautiful girl’s fart smells good, she can let you know the answer at any time, and she can also make you smell a strong sour smell.

Everyone made a fuss about the bride for a while, and then they sat down to enjoy the wedding banquet.

Yang Jun, Sun Dashan and Grandpa were at the same table. They were all seniors at this table, and the other juniors were at other tables.

Three rounds of wine, five flavors of food.

The young men at the next table were not honest, and they came over to greet Yang Jun one after another. Yang Jun was not polite to these guys, he directly turned on the space mode, refused everyone who came, and greeted them back from time to time.

After a few rounds, everyone began to retreat, and then targeted the groom, Sun Zhaocai.

"Brothers, drink."

"You won't come home until you're drunk. Anyone who doesn't drink will look down on me."

Sun Zhaocai is so generous. He will not refuse anyone who comes, and he will drink three glasses of wine. If anyone refuses to drink, he will directly grab the person's collar and lift him into the air.

Under his 'intimidation', everyone had no choice but to drink it.

Fortunately, this guy is not omnipotent. Being strong does not mean he can drink. In less than one round, he was completely drunk and staggered when he walked.

"I said, brother, are you okay? Do you want my brother to stay and help me tonight?"

Luo Xiaojun blinked and teased him.

"My surname is Luo, I will kill you."

Although Sun Zhaocai was drunk, his head was not confused.

He rushed over with his fists waving, but before he could take two steps, he fell to the ground with a crash.

"Yeah, drunk."

Everyone shook their heads angrily.

I wanted to tease this guy a little more, but I didn't expect that I couldn't drink enough.

Seeing that he was drunk, everyone worked together to carry him back to the backyard.

Seeing this, Yang Jun was too lazy to stay any longer.

He said hello to Sun Dashan and the others and returned to his yard.

……

The next day, Sun Dashan and his wife went back.

After Yang Jun saw them off, he went directly back to the courtyard to work.

As soon as she sat down, Huang Yani led a guest in.

This guest had made an appointment early in the morning, and the meeting place was deliberately arranged here.

"Hello, Minister Yang, we meet again."

The guest is a middle-aged man in his forties, and his accent does not sound like that of a mainlander.

This man's name is Luo Shigen, whose English name is Robert. He was a member of the last inspection team in Hong Kong City.

"Hello, Mr. Robert."

Yang Jun shook hands with him with a smile, and then motioned Huang Yani to go out.

After the two sat down, took a few sips of tea, and then got down to business.

Robert took out a thick file bag from the briefcase he carried with him.

"Minister Yang, the matter has been settled. Here are all the materials you need."

Yang Jun took the file bag, opened the thread, and took out the materials inside.

What came into view was a company business license, with the legal person's name Yang Yu written on it.

This was what he asked Robert to do last time. He wanted to register an offshore company in Hong Kong City. He did not use his own name or anyone else's name, but registered an offshore company in his sister's name.

In a few years, the policy will be relaxed, and he must make arrangements in advance.

It was not easy for him to get to where he is today, and he didn't want to give up what he was doing so easily. Even if he couldn't go into business directly, the name of the company must be in the name of his relatives.

Yang Laosi is very talented in business, and he can rest assured that the company will be left to her.

It stands to reason that with his current status, he will not have to worry about food and drink in this life, but even so, he still has to plan for the next generation. No matter how much money he has, there will be a day when he has nothing to do, so he must start some business for his family. Get close.

"Thank you, Mr. Robert. You really helped me a lot."

Yang Jun smiled and put the materials back into the portfolio.

"It's an honor for me to serve Minister Yang. Besides, Minister Yang also helps me a lot. We help each other."

After the last inspection team left, this guy sneaked back to find Yang Jun and reached an agreement.

Yang Jun helped him get [-] Great Wall No. [-] engines, and he helped Yang Jun register a company in the port city. The two of them benefited from each other and worked together to achieve a win-win situation.

"It's better to call me Mr. Yang. I'm not used to that title."

Yang Jun smiled and said: "Anyway, I have to thank you. You know the mainland system and private companies are not allowed to exist, so you have helped me a lot."

"Hey, it's all part of the job. Everyone helps each other. Don't thank me."

Robert smiled and said: "Mr. Yang, those engines of yours are really good, top-notch. They were sold out as soon as they arrived in Hong Kong City. Let's see if we can..."

Yang Jun waved his hand and said: "If it's a business-to-business relationship, I'd be happy to help. As for personal matters, I think I'd better forget it."

He, Yang Jun, doesn't want to die yet. If Robert is from the mainland, he can take out materials from the space and trade them. However, he has to go through customs when arriving at the port city. If the goods are inspected, he will definitely be implicated.

But if it is a business-to-business transaction between two places, then the transaction can be done according to the conditions negotiated by the previous inspection team. This is within his power, and it is also a matter of earning more foreign exchange for the country, killing two birds with one stone.

However, he knew that the reason why Robert made this condition was to leave his company in Hong Kong City and go it alone. It was a capital world where everyone wanted to make a fortune, and Robert would not let go of this great opportunity.

"Hey, that's a pity. It seems we can only cooperate next time."

Robert also knew the policies of the mainland. Even though Yang Jun was in a high and powerful position, it was impossible for him to remain unnoticed and not be discovered by the customs.

Therefore, if you find that the road doesn't work after trying it, why don't you stop mentioning it immediately, so as not to destroy the hard-earned goodwill between each other.

"There are many opportunities for cooperation, such as..."

Yang Jun knocked on the file bag on the table with his hand.

Robert clicked and nodded: "I understand, Mr. Yang, do you want me to cooperate with this company?"

Yang Jun nodded and said: "That's right, it depends on whether Mr. Robert dares?"

Robert laughed when he heard this.

"Mr. Yang, what am I afraid of? If I follow you, I will definitely make a fortune."

"Okay, be bold."

Yang Jun patted the table and said, "How about Mr. Robert resign immediately after returning and become a professional manager for me?"

Robert is a Hong Kong man who works as a manager in a British company. The reason why the inspection team took him with him this time is because he understands Chinese and has profound financial and cultural knowledge.

As we all know, Hong Kong people have no status in the eyes of the British and are third-class citizens. Even intellectuals like Robert are just high-level migrant workers in their eyes.

The treatment and salary can only be described as decent, and they also live in the Walled City with many high-rise buildings.

Facing the olive branch offered by Yang Jun, Luo Shigen was a little moved.

Seeing his hesitation, Yang Jun tempted him and said: "Annual salary is 20 Hong Kong dollars."

"20 million Hong Kong dollars?"

Robert was stunned when he heard this.

To know the real price, even those white-skinned and yellow-haired foreigners may not be able to get it, but Yang Jun actually promised an annual salary of 20 Hong Kong dollars.

He was moved.I almost couldn't wait to agree.

"Mr. Yang, are you kidding?"

Yang Jun patted the document on the desk that was taller than a person's head.

"You think I have time to joke with you?"

Luo Shigen was still a little hesitant after hearing this.

However, after all, he was also a person who did big things. After thinking about it for a while, he made a decision.

Get up and bend over.

"Thanks to Mr. Yang for not giving up, I, Luo Shigen, will serve you in a responsible manner from now on."

"Okay, happily, that's settled."

Yang Jun stood up and patted him on the shoulder: "You can advance half of your annual salary and make up the remaining half at the end of the year."

"Thank you, Mr. Yang."

At this moment, Robert's tone was very different from the one he used when he came in before, and he was even more respectful in his words.

"The company will be fully managed by you. We are not doing any business at the moment. We will first recruit a group of financial experts who understand stocks. I have a big thing for you to do."

"Mr. Yang, please give me your instructions."

……

In the next few days, Yang Jun asked Ma Juzi to accompany Robert on errands.

He took out all the nearly 1000 million in the space and gave it to Robert to convert into foreign currency.

After all, he is a foreigner, so it is normal for him to handle foreign exchange business.

After the processing is completed, all foreign exchange will be deposited directly into the bank and can be withdrawn as soon as you arrive at the port city.

It is impossible not to worry about handing such a large sum of money to an outsider.

However, Yang Jun was not afraid.

His rule has always been to employ people without doubting others.

Besides, if such a large sum of money was not endorsed by Yang Jun, do you think it would fall into his pocket?

Having said that, Luo Shigen didn't dare. Yang Jun could open the company to Hong Kong City. With his ability, there was no guarantee that Hong Kong City would not have his people. Killing him would be no different than crushing an ant.

Robert went back and took the first mission assigned by Yang Jun.

After arriving in Hong Kong City, he immediately recruited troops. The company recruited a large number of talents who knew about stock trading and finance, and converted all the Hong Kong dollars he brought into U.S. dollars and deposited them in HSBC Bank.

……

Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

After the business in the port city was handed over to Luo Shigen, Yang Jun only listened to his reports on the phone every week, and then instructed him to do nothing and wait for his confirmation.

Here, Yang Jun was still running to and from get off work every day as usual, teasing his children whenever he had free time, and coaching his wife when he had nothing to do. His life was very pleasant.

In the blink of an eye, the end of the year is here.

It is now [-], and the Chinese New Year will be here in a few days.

Yang Chengdao is now four or five months old, and his small appearance has fully grown. He looks like Yang Jun overall, and Yi Qiushui in details. His skin is extremely white, like a porcelain doll.

The family treasured him so much that he became their second ancestor besides Yang Wenhou.

Recently, Yang Jun and Yi Qiushui were forced by Wang Yuying to have a second child as soon as possible.

Yang Jun and Yi Qiushui promised, but took the opportunity to leave the child to her. The young couple worked hard and happily every night...

On this day, Yang Jun came back from get off work.

Today is New Year's Eve, and as usual the whole family sits together for a reunion dinner.

The food was very sumptuous, and several children were drooling with greed, especially Lao Wu Yang Huai who would eat without noticing from time to time, but everyone pretended not to notice.

After all, he is a child, and he has reached the age of Goubuli. It would be strange not to be naughty.

"A happy event is announced today."

Yang Jun coughed twice, then took out two pieces of paper and patted them on the dining table.

"We have two more college students in our family. Yang Laosi and Xiao Xiao were recommended by the steel rolling mill to attend the Workers', Peasants' and Soldiers' University."

Yang Jun tilted his head and said to Yang Laosi and Wang Xiaoxiao: "How is it? Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

When Yang Laosi and Wang Xiaoxiao heard this, instead of being surprised, they looked scared.

"what?"

"The day has finally come."

Yang Jun was startled: "You have such an expression, shouldn't you be happy?"

Yang Laosi rolled his eyes and sneered: "What's so happy about it? It wasn't planned by you, Boss Yang?"

"With our virtues, if it weren't for your operation, who would be blind enough to recommend us to go to college?"

"That's right!" Wang Xiaoxiao whispered.

The two of them are lucky enough to go to college. Now the business is booming. It can be described as making a lot of money every day. They count money every day until their hands are weak.

What are the benefits of going to college?
Not only was she suffering and tired, but she also had to be taken care of, which made her very uncomfortable.

"Okay, I'm going to show my hand and admit that I arranged all this."

Seeing their unwillingness, Yang Jun showed off his cards and said, "Are you obeying the order or... obeying the order?"

Yang Laosi and both of them rolled their eyes.

"Is there any choice?"

"Okay, I thought I had to waste some time talking, but I didn't expect you guys to be so sensible and save me the trouble of trying to persuade you."

Yang Jun continued: "You should take advantage of this period of time before school starts to have fun. After the New Year, you will go to school obediently for me."

"Can I object?" Yang Laosi said with a bitter face.

"No."

Yang Jun knocked on the table and said: "Let me sort out my priorities. Going to school is the main thing. After making money, I will have more time."

Except for Yang Laosi and Wang Xiaoxiao, the whole family is happy that their two children can go to college. Although Yang Jun arranged for their two children to go to college, it does not affect their pride.

"Hey, we are both younger sisters, so how come their treatment is so different?"

Yang Mei said in a strange tone beside her.

"Oh, who said I treated them differently?"

As Yang Jun spoke, he took out a piece of paper from his pocket and placed it in front of her.

"This is a notice for further studies at the party school. After the New Year, you can pack up and go to further studies."

"Ah? I... I'm still pregnant with the child?" Yang Mei said in panic.

Yang Mei joined the party not long ago and is now a high-level cadre in the factory. She will take over Wang Erwa's class in the future, so it is necessary to study in school.

"So? Are you going or not?" Yang Jun asked.

Hearing this, Yang Mei looked back at Liu Zhi and nodded when she saw him.

"I go."

"A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, no fool would take it."

Yang Jun rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Where is someone's integrity? Where is his integrity?"

"Brother~~"

Yang Mei said coquettishly: "Your sister, I'm not stupid, isn't it just for three months? I'll sacrifice it and endure it for a while and it will be over."

Yang Mei happily held the notice, grinning from ear to ear.

"I hope you can always be angry with me, so I don't have to worry about it anymore." Yang Jun said.

"Hmph, I'm not stupid."

Yang Mei looked over the notice over and over, then carefully put it into her pocket.

Wang Yuying was very relieved to see that her children were all going to be successful.

"Jun'er, your two sisters have made arrangements. Look at your third sister..."

"Mom, are you confused?"

Yang Jun spread his hands and said, "Liu'er is now a member of the Wang family. What the hell do I care about?"

"Then...there has been no movement from the Wang family..."

At this time, Yang Mei continued: "Mom, who said that the Wang family doesn't care? I heard that the third sister was promoted again two days ago, and now she is in charge of the Youth League Committee."

"Ah, Liu'er has been promoted too? Good, good, good."

Wang Yuying's face turned into a chrysanthemum with a smile.

Now that all the children in the family are promising, only...

He glanced back at Yang Huai, and was so angry that Lao Wu, who was eating his elbow, was so frightened that he couldn't breathe.

"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat. Mud can't hold up the wall. I don't expect you to pass the exam. If you can pass the exam with double digits, my mother is very understanding."

When mentioning the results of the fifth-year-old Yang Huai, Wang Yuying looked sad.

"Mom, I got 24 points in this final exam." Yang Huai muttered in a low voice.

"Hmph! The total score must be 24 points."

The more Wang Yuying thought about it, the angrier she became. She stood up and wanted to hit him.

Although Yang Huai didn't do well in the exam, he was still hiding behind the old man.

The old man sat there and said nothing.

Although I love this little grandson, this is too disappointing.

I wanted to push him out and give him a beating, but I couldn't bear to do it.

The look that seemed to be protecting and pushing made everyone want to laugh.

When Wang Yuying saw this, she didn't want to let the old man lose face, so she sat back angrily.

Yang Jun comforted him: "Mom, it's okay if Lao Wu doesn't like studying. Don't force him. As long as he doesn't cause trouble, bully good people, and doesn't do anything harmful to nature, just let him be."

"No big deal, I'll just take more care of you from now on."

Wang Yuying sighed: "Hey, I'm afraid that he will learn bad things from the children in the alley and cause some big trouble in the future, which will be troublesome."

"No, Mom, I will watch him."

After Yang Jun finished speaking, he glared at Yang Laowu.

"After the new year, you have to do morning exercises with me, get in shape together, and take good care of your temper."

"I won't. I'm still young. Let's talk about it in two years."

After Yang Huai finished speaking, he crawled into the old man's arms.

In this family, he knows who is the boss and who has the thickest thighs.

This trick has been tried and tested.

"Lao Wu, my mother is reluctant to treat you, but I hope you won't talk back to me, otherwise you will suffer."

"Humph, I don't believe it. You have your own son, and you still have time to take care of me?"

When Yang Jun heard this, his blood pressure suddenly soared.

Hey, you are a big kid, have you noticed this?
Regardless of who was protecting him, Yang Jun took out his belt, pinned him on his legs and beat him.

"I can't bear to beat my own son, so I can't bear to beat you?"

"Clap clap clap!"

After a violent operation, Yang Huai was beaten until his skin was torn and his flesh was torn apart, making him howl like a ghost.

"Mom, I just said that if the eldest brother has a son, then forget about the younger brother. You still don't believe it."

Wang Yuying held Yang Chengdao in her arms and said without raising her head to Yang Huai's complaint,

"Since you know everything, why do you deliberately tease him?"

(End of this chapter)