Siheyuan: Domineering life

Chapter 721 Yang Jun stepped on a landmine
"Daddy, I'm in trouble."

Little Stone said in surprise.

Yang Jun heard this and said in shock: "You were caught peeping at the widow taking a bath?"

Some things are troublesome for Xiao Shitou, but for Yang Jun, they are nothing.

If something really happened, Xiao Shitou would not sit here calmly chatting with him.

As long as he is not caught red-handed, all troubles are just a matter of words for Yang Jun.

Hearing this, Xiao Shitou said with a bitter face: "Godfather, can you be more serious? Your son will be in trouble."

Yang Jun: "Am I not serious? I don't go around flirting with women, so why am I not serious?"

(Actually, he is already flirting with women)

Xiao Shitou held his forehead, speechless at this crooked godfather.

He has become accustomed to Yang Jun's way of speaking. No matter who he is, he can make a few jokes.

"Daddy, I'm not in the mood to joke with you. I'm really in trouble." Xiao Shitou said seriously.

Yang Jun asked solemnly: "What do you mean? You can't deal with the widow yourself, so you come to me to help solve it?"

When Xiao Shitou heard this, he didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

He cupped his hands into fists and begged Yang Jun for mercy.

"Daddy, can you stop joking? I really can't settle this matter, so I can only ask you to come forward."

When Yang Jun heard this, he pondered for a moment.

Then he scratched his head and said, "Your godfather, I am not good at dealing with widows either. I have no experience in this area."

When Xiao Shitou heard this, he became angry.

He looked at Yang Jun dumbfounded.

This is a misunderstanding, how can you have a grudge against the widow?
"If someone goes to the street office to report me, do you care about this?"

Xiao Shitou felt that if he continued to argue with Yang Jun, he would not be able to get to the main topic for another two hours.

He simply stated his purpose in a concise and concise manner.

Yang Jun rolled his eyes when he heard this.

Looking at Erlang's legs, he lit a cigarette.

Think it's a big deal?

"Report you what?"

Hearing this, Xiao Shitou adjusted his thoughts, reorganized his language, and said,
"Didn't I run a small business? I made some money and bought a few courtyard houses. Then someone got jealous and came to me privately and asked me to spend money to avoid disasters, or else they would report me."

"Who am I? I am your godson, Yang Jun. Would I be afraid of threats from him? So I refused on the spot. Unexpectedly, the guy had a grudge and went to the street office to report me."

"In the past few days, people from the subdistrict office have been investigating me, and some people have talked to me to understand the situation. I can't figure it out, so I'll come to you."

Yang Jun heard this and thought for a moment.

"Did you say anything?"

"No, I didn't say anything. I'm not stupid." Xiao Shitou said.

Yang Jun nodded and said: "It will be easy to handle if you don't say anything."

"Don't worry about it. Just do whatever you have to do. I'll take care of the rest."

Xiao Shitou was stunned for a moment, then said happily: "Thank you godfather."

When Yang Jun heard this, he waved his hand, indicating that he didn't need to worry about it.

In fact, he had expected this kind of thing.

Xiao Shitou made such a big splash and bought so many courtyard houses. It's strange that others aren't jealous.

Then, Yang Jun glanced at Banggeng and warned,
"Banggen, since you have decided to have sex with Shitou, then do it well. Let's start with ugly words. If you dare to have any bad intentions, you know my methods."

Seeing Yang Jun's warning eyes, Banggeng was shocked, straightened his back and said,

"Don't worry, godfather. Shitou and I call you godfather. We are brothers. Naturally, I will not do anything to betray my brother."

This time, Yang Jun did not refute him.

Accept the call of godfather.

Sometimes, you have to give people hope, otherwise no one will work for you.

Of course, whether this hope can be realized remains to be seen.

Yang Jun turned around and said to Xiao Shitou: "Find a few trustworthy brothers to follow you. If you can't find anyone, I can help you find them."

Xiao Shitou waved his hands repeatedly and said: "No, godfather, I also have a group of brothers following me."

"Oh, you also have a group of brothers? Who are they?" Yang Jun asked with interest.

Xiao Shitou scratched his head and said sheepishly: "We all used to live in the same courtyard. You also know Liu Guangfu, Liu Guangtian, and Yan Jiekuang."

After hearing this, Yang Jun shook his head and smiled.

Fish look for fish, shrimp look for shrimp, turtles look for bastards.

Sure enough, people are divided into groups, and things of a feather flock together.

The small stone structure is still too small, and the few guys in the courtyard can only fight and fight, but they can run faster than a dog when they really encounter trouble.

However, since Shitou chose the person himself, Yang Jun couldn't interfere too much.

The assistant was almost there. If anything happened, Yang Jun could handle it for him.

"Okay, they are all from the same hospital. They know the basics, so you can use them with confidence."

Yang Jun said: "Don't panic when something happens, don't say anything, don't do anything, I'll take care of everything."

"Got it, godfather."

With Yang Jun's guarantee, Xiao Shitou finally felt at ease.

Yang Jun chatted with them for a while before they went back.

After they left, Yang Jun went directly back to the backyard office.

Picked up the phone and called Guo Tianming.

Let him deal with the little stone.

This bastard can't do anything, eats nothing, and even thinks he's a bit ugly even though he's a mascot.

Yang Jun didn't leave him idle either, leaving these trivial matters to him.

Guo Caocao's name should be used as it should be.

You can't do nothing and just wait for the money to be distributed.

Nothing in this world is that cheap.

After hanging up the phone, Yang Jun went to the outer living room and found Huang Yani and Nalan Qingmeng sitting there eating fruit.

"Lao Yang, it's so delicious. I've never eaten this kind of fruit."

Huang Yani is holding a durian in her hand and her mouth is full of durian fruit.

The table was in a mess, and the peels they had eaten were everywhere.

The image of Nalan Qingmeng is not much better. He is holding a banana in one hand, his mouth is bulging, and there are still residues of the fruit in the corners of his mouth.

Seeing Yang Jun staring at her eagerly, Nalan Qingmeng's face suddenly turned red.

I originally thought that I would hide here and enjoy the delicious fruits, but I didn't expect that Yang Jun would see his unladylike side.

"Mr. Yang, do you want one?"

Nalan Qingmeng peeled the banana in her hand and handed it to him.

Yang Jun did not answer, shook his head and smiled: "This kind of fruit is suitable for you women to eat, we men don't need to use it."

Although Nalan Qingmeng was no longer an experienced driver, she could still feel the wheels rolling past her face.

This was the biggest joke Yang Jun had ever made with her.

Her face was flushed, as if she was drunk.

"You will only bully me." Nalan Qingmeng whispered.

Huang Yani was nearby and rolled her eyes.

"Don't you know he has a thief's heart but no courage, and he can only talk quickly?"

Huang Yani sighed: "Don't have any hopes. The higher the hope, the greater the disappointment."

When Nalan Qingmeng heard this, he nodded slightly.

"Sister Yani, you are right, it seems like this is really the case."

When Yang Jun heard this, his head turned black.

How could the relationship between these two girls be as good as wearing a pair of pants? Is it appropriate to say this in front of a man?

"What are you two talking about?"

Yang Jun forcefully explained: "I said bananas are rich in water. If you women eat them, they will have beauty and beauty effects..."

Huang Yani interrupted him and said, "Okay, stop talking. Is it interesting?"

"Either you get serious, or you just stay honest. Can you tease us without any trouble?"

Nalan Qingmeng whispered: "That's right, don't flirt if you don't have the guts."

Hey.

I'm so grumpy.

Yang Jun was stunned by the two women.

If you two weren't outnumbered, Yang Jun wouldn't be so cowardly.

Today, they probably took the wrong medicine, right?

It's okay to joke around on weekdays.

What happened today?
Look at their posture, they have the spirit of breaking the cauldron.

If Yang Jun is still quick to talk today, the two of them will decide not to joke again.

He glared at Huang Yani and said to Nalan Qingmeng,

"You look like a very honest girl. How come you're so imitated by your sister Yani?"

Nalan Qingmeng blushed, pouted her cherry lips and said, "You didn't force me."

"you……"

Yang Jun waved his hand and said: "Okay, I surrender, you two win."

"I can't defeat you, so I'll just leave."

After saying that, Yang Jun went back to the study to handle official business.

After Yang Jun left, the two of them looked at each other.

"Sister Yani, do you think we have gone too far?" Nalan Qingmeng asked with a worried look.

"Hmph! If you don't force him, do you think you'll keep going like this?"

Huang Yani looked at the disappearing figure of Yang Jun in the study, looking a little lonely, and murmured: "Sister, you are still young and can afford to wait, but I am almost thirty, and it is difficult to have children as I get older, so, I You have to push yourself, otherwise there is really no hope.”

"I don't know what you are thinking. Anyway, the moment I was rescued from the sea of ​​misery by him, I felt that I would not marry him unless I married him in this life. Even if I couldn't become his woman, I would stay by his side in this life. "

Speaking of this, crystal tears welled up in Huang Yani's eyes.

I don’t know if it’s because I’m sad for my fate or something else.

In short, when a woman reaches this point, she has failed.

She didn't ask to be Yang Jun's wife, and she didn't need him to bear any responsibilities. She was satisfied as long as he left her some thoughts.

But even with such a humble wish, Yang Jun was unwilling to give it to her. She felt that sometimes she really couldn't hold on.

Seeing Huang Yani so infatuated, Nalan Qingmeng's eyes were also sparkling.

"Sister Yani, we are all the same women. Who knows men best in this world, I'm afraid it must be a slightly pretty woman like me."

Nalan Qingmeng continued: "Since I was young, all the men around me have come here for my beauty. I know very well what kind of character they are. Even if they look like gentlemen and gentlemen on the surface, You look like that, but inside you are dirty and cruel, and you will do anything unconscionable in order to gain my favor."

"None of them are sincere. I have seen through them a long time ago, but since I met Mr. Yang, I found that he is different from other men. Not only does he have a cheerful personality, but he can also bring surprises to people from time to time, especially people like me. A woman with a literary talent is even more fascinating, and even unable to stop."

"He is different from others. He doesn't approach me for beauty. Even if I take the initiative...he will be indifferent. Such a man is a man worthy of being entrusted to him for the rest of his life."

Seeing Nalan Qingmeng's profound and lyrical expression, Huang Yani couldn't bear to interrupt her beautiful meeting.

However, Huang Yani finally couldn't help it when she saw how much she praised Yang Jun.

"Sister, wake up. It's not that he doesn't lust after your body, but he has a thief's heart but not the courage."

………………

"Lao Wu, get out of here and see if I don't spank your ass into eight pieces."

In the yard next door, Yang Jun stood motionless in his grandfather's field with a look of despair.

After get off work today, he asked his grandfather to come over for dinner. In order to take a shortcut, he crossed the field and unexpectedly stepped on a landmine planted by Yang Huai.

And he stepped on two landmines, one for each foot.

What was that feeling like?

Yang Jun went through all the words he had learned in his mind, but still couldn't find the most disgusting adjective.

When I first stepped on it, it was like a speeding car skidding, and then it suddenly stopped.

Both feet felt the same. Due to slipping, Yang Jun's legs were in a split position.

He didn't dare to move, trying hard not to lower his head and look.

Although I didn't look at it with my eyes, I couldn't help but keep thinking about it.

At this moment, Yang Jun said that he would rather step on a real landmine than step on Yang Laowu's artificial landmine.

It's so disgusting.

Yang Jun wanted to cry but had no tears.

He stood there not wanting to move.

He really imagined that time could go back 30 seconds, even 29 seconds.

He would even rather sacrifice a leg than step in shit with both feet.

"Yang Laowu, get over here."

Yang Jun yelled at the yard next door.

He didn't want to think about anything now. He just wanted to push Yang Laowu to the ground and beat him up.

Yang Jun's voice was desperate and sad.Wang Yuying and the others didn't know what happened, so a group of people all ran over in a panic, including Yang Anguo, Ma Juzi and the others.

"Brother, did someone attack you?"

Yang Anguo arrived first, holding a short gun in his hand, looking like he was facing a formidable enemy.

The safety was turned on, the bullets were loaded, and he held the short gun in both hands to protect Yang Jun, staring at the side rooms on both sides.

"Yes, your brother was attacked and stepped on a landmine."

Yang Jun said with a sad face.

If he hadn't been unable to lift his feet, he would have kicked Yang Anguo, a loser.

Later, Ma Juzi also arrived, and Yang Anguo closely protected Yang Jun.

At this time, Wang Yuying and others came over after hearing the noise.

"My soldier, what's wrong with you? You must not let anything happen to you."

Wang Yuying's legs and feet became weak and her face turned livid. She was helped over by Yang Mei.

Yang Jun is the backbone of the family, and everyone in the family points to him.

If something happens to him, the family will be doomed.

"Auntie, my brother stepped on a landmine."

Yang Anguo explained.

"Ah? My soldier."

Wang Yuying yelled, rolled her eyes, and fell backwards. Fortunately, Yang Mei held her in time.

When Yang Jun saw this, he wanted to strangle Yang Anguo to death.

It wasn't a big deal at first, but he was the one who caused everything to go crazy.

If this guy hadn't been so startled, Wang Yuying wouldn't have fainted.

"Pinch people, pinch people."

Grandpa Yang Wenhou reminded from the side.

When Yang Mei heard this, she immediately pinched Wang Yuying.

Fortunately, Wang Yuying had just fainted and woke up immediately before she was completely fainted.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he immediately rushed towards Yang Jun.

"My military son, you must not fall short of the third factory and the second factory, otherwise I will not survive."

When Yang Jun saw this, he couldn't laugh or cry.

"Mom, stop howling just yet, your son is not dead yet."

"You brat, what time has it been? You still have the heart to make a joke."

Wang Yuying pushed aside the crowd and helplessly said to Yang Anguo and the others,
"Anguo, why are you still standing there? Hurry up and clear the mines for your brother."

When Yang Anguo heard this, his face turned black with fear.

He was just a half-baked security guard who had not received a few days of military training. How could he know how to clear the air?
Isn't this killing him?
"Auntie, I...how can I instigate such a thing?"

Yang Anguo squatted on the ground in frustration.

At this time, Yang Wenhou, who had been smoking a dry cigarette and watching the excitement, had already figured out the way. He didn't stop him and just watched the excitement happily.

Ma Juzi remained calm. After searching the whole yard, he found no danger and returned to Yang Jun.

When he saw the indescribable thing at Yang Jun's feet, he immediately understood what was wrong with him.

"Auntie, my brother is fine. He just stepped on shit."

Ma Juzi's words exploded like thunder.

Everyone looked down.

"what!"

Everyone took a step back neatly as if in military training.

They all covered their mouths and noses.

"Jun'er, is this what you call stepping on a landmine?"

Wang Yuying reacted first and directly twisted Yang Jun's ears and asked.

"You are still joking at this time. Do you know that I was worried about your mother just now?"

Wang Yuying twisted his ears with one hand and kept beating him with the other.

"You damn kid, your jokes are getting more and more outrageous now."

"Are you still acting like an older brother and setting an example for your younger siblings?"

"If I had just passed by your mother, would you have been satisfied?"

Yang Jun covered his ears and let Wang Yuying beat him.

At this moment, he didn't dare to move, for fear that yellow landmines would collapse everywhere.

Landmines were being stepped on under his feet, and he couldn't keep his eyes open. If he dared to raise his feet, he would never be able to dig that thing out of his eyes for the rest of his life.

"Mom, do you blame me? It was An Guo who was blathering nonsense, you should go and beat him."

"Hit him? If you hadn't been so surprised, I would have come here in fear?"

Wang Yuying twisted his ears and refused to let go, asking, "Why did you call Lao Wu?"

When Yang Huai was mentioned, Yang Jun immediately became furious.
He turned slightly and searched for Yang Huai in the crowd.

Yang Huai was covering his mouth and snickering. When he saw Yang Jun looking for him, he quickly hid behind the crowd.

"Lao Wu, get out of here. If I don't spank your ass into eight pieces, I will share your last name."

"Stop hiding, I see you, come here."

Yang Huai dodged against Yang Jun's gaze, but Yang Jun didn't dare to move, so he could only stand there and worry.

"Ha ha!"

When everyone saw this, they were amused by the two brothers.

Almost everyone is here now. When Wang Yuying saw this, she was angry and hated Yang Jun.

For such a big person, he still acts like a child.

Wang Yuying twisted Yang Jun's ears and scolded with a smile: "You can't beat him to death. You have the same surname as your brother. You are both descendants of the old Yang family."

"I don't know who you are following, and you are not getting along with me day by day."

At this time, Yang Wenhou, who was squatting aside and watching the excitement, answered,
"Who else can I look like? Just be like him. He had the same virtue when he was young."

After finishing smoking a bag of cigarettes, Yang Wenhou stood up and knocked the cigarette pot against the soles of his shoes.

Then he inserted it into his waist, waved his hand and said,

"Okay, isn't it just a piece of shit? What's the big deal?"

"How is this bullshit?"

Yang Jun said with a grimace: "Grandpa, these are two pieces of shit, one for the foot and one for the other."

"what!"

Yang Wenhou gave him a hygiene ball.

"What's the point of getting rid of the matter of raising your feet if you stand still?"

Yang Jun held his forehead and said: "Grandpa, to be honest, I have mysophobia and I don't want to see such a thing."

"Then what do you think? It's already stuck anyway." Yang Wenhou spread his hands and said.

"Demining!"

Yang Jun said seriously: "I request demining."

He turned back to Yang Huai and said, "Yang Laowu, you planted the mines. Come and clear them."

Yang Huai hid behind Yang Laosi, exposed his little head, blinked his eyes a few times, and said pitifully,

"Brother, I'm still a kid, don't bully me."

When Yang Jun heard this, his head turned black.

There's no point in pretending to be pitiful now. You can't escape this beating.

"Come here." Yang Jun said.

"I dont go."

"Believe it or not, I'll beat you up?"

"Trust, but I won't go there."

"Can't you come over?"

Yang Huai rolled his eyes with contempt in his eyes.

"Humph!"

He made a face at Yang Jun, turned around and ran away.

"You come back to me."

Yang Jun roared helplessly.

But Yang Huai ran away.

Yang Jun had no choice but to give up.

He glanced at everyone and pointed at Yang Anguo who was gloating about his misfortune.

"Anguo, you are the instigator, you come to clear the mines."

When Yang Anguo heard this, his donkey face became even longer.

"Brother, it's just a matter of raising your feet. How are you clearing mines?"

Yang Anguo murmured in a low voice: "Is it possible to remove mines by hand? How disgusting is this?"

"I don't care, you scared my mother unconscious just now, you must accept the punishment." Yang Jun said roguely.

Yang Anguo smiled bitterly and said, "Brother, it was you who said you stepped on the thunder, not me."

"Stop talking nonsense and quickly find a way to clear mines for me."

Upon hearing this, Yang Anguo smiled awkwardly at everyone.

Then look around to see if there are any demining tools.

First, I picked up a lump of soil in the ground, weighed it in my hands, and decided it was inappropriate to throw it away. Then I picked up a palm-sized tile near the corner.

"Brother, do you think this guy can take advantage of you?" Yang Anguo said.

Yang Jun rolled his eyes. You will know if you try before I take advantage of him.

Yang Jun stretched out his hand, wanting to give him a big blow.

Unexpectedly, this guy was well prepared and nimbly avoided it.

Yang Jun couldn't hold back his momentum and almost fell down. Fortunately, Ma Juzi reacted quickly and caught him in time.

He stood there not daring to move, his eyes closed tightly for fear of seeing what was under his feet.

Once you see this thorn in your eyes, you will never be able to pull it out for the rest of your life.

"You still dare to hide, believe it or not, I will beat you to death?" Yang Jun said angrily.

"Brother, even if you beat me to death, I have to wait until you are safe." Yang Anguo teased.

"Okay, just wait. Even you are angry with me. Looking back, I can't beat you to death."

At this time, Ma Juzi circled around Yang Jun.

"Brother, let me ask you, will you wear these shoes again?"

"No." Yang Jun replied without thinking.

He swore that he would never have any more expensive shoes.

He was afraid that it would leave a shadow in his heart. When he saw these shoes in the future, he would think of this disgusting incident.

"Okay, if that's the case, then it's easy to handle."

Ma Juzi pointed with his hand: "Anguo, come and carry me, and I will clear mines for him."

Yang Anguo wanted to refuse, but when he saw Yang Jun's cannibalistic eyes, he immediately gave up.

"Brother, as promised, you can't do anything."

Yang Jun calmly nodded.

Seeing this, Yang Anguo came over cautiously and squatted in front of Yang Jun.

"See if I can do anything."

Yang Jun gave him a big slap and then lay on his back.

"Brother, you agreed not to take action. You are still a leading cadre. Why don't you keep your words?"

Yang Anguo didn't dare to move and could only suffer.

He was afraid that if he moved, the mines on Yang Jun's feet would collapse on him.

When everyone saw this, they laughed loudly.

Seeing that they were ready, Ma Juzi knelt down and helped Yang Jun take off his leather shoes.

"Okay, it's safe."

Following Ma Juzi's greeting, Yang Anguo carried Yang Jun on his back.

"Brother, I will carry you home and keep my word. You must not do anything."

Yang Anguo carried Yang Jun and walked to the next door.

"Yes, I keep my word. I just promised to slap you."

As Yang Jun spoke, he opened his bow left and right and pointed at his dog's head to greet him.

"Brother, you don't keep your words."

"Stop fighting. If you keep fighting, believe it or not, I will leave you behind?"

"Can you please move to another place? It hurts me so much."

"..."

"Brother, is it okay if I was wrong? I won't lie about military information next time..."

(End of this chapter)