Siheyuan: Domineering life

Chapter 693 IQ crushing
After Yu Deshui left, Yang Jun returned to the backyard.

Yi Qiushui was packing four big boxes for him, including clothes, shoes, and food.

When Yang Jun saw this, his head turned black.

"I said what are you doing?"

"I don't know, I thought I was moving."

When Yi Qiushui heard this, she couldn't control her emotions.

He dropped what he was doing and hugged Yang Jun's waist directly, staring at him with a pair of red eyes.

"Honey, I can't bear you."

When Yang Jun saw this, his heart was melted.

He held her tightly in his arms and comforted her: "I'm just on a business trip, don't worry, I'll be back in two months at most."

With tears in her eyes, Yi Qiushui choked up and said, "This is the first time we have been separated for such a long time since we got married. I...I am very unaccustomed to living without you."

When Yang Jun heard this, his heart felt inexplicably painful.

Yi Qiushui's words stimulated him.

Isn't it? The two have been married for several years, and this is the first time they have been separated for such a long time.

If nothing else happens, days apart like this will become normal in the future.

His job destined him not to live a regular nine-to-five life like an ordinary husband.

Yi Qiushui is an emotional person, and because she feels insecure during pregnancy, she needs Yang Jun to stay by his side even more at this time.

He couldn't be with Yi Qiu Shui when she needed him most. Yang Jun felt sorry for her.

"Hey...if it weren't for the loess and white bones, I would have stayed here for a hundred years without any worries." Yang Jun sighed.

"husband……"

Yi Qiushui couldn't hold it back any longer, and tears fell down her cheeks.

The two of them stayed cozy in the room for a while, and didn't come out until Sun Zhaodi came to ask for dinner.

As soon as they entered the restaurant, they saw the whole family waiting for them eagerly.

Everyone in the family knew that Yang Jun was going on a business trip for two months, so they specially cooked a sumptuous meal to see him off.

However, everyone was used to the days when Yang Jun was around, and when they heard that he was leaving, they immediately felt reluctant to leave.

Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit heavy, Yang Jun smiled and said: "Don't droop your face, be happy."

"You can think about it from another angle. During my absence, no one will care about you anymore. Why don't you just do whatever you want?"

As soon as Yang Jun finished speaking, everyone's faces showed smiles.

If you think about it carefully, don't you think that when Yang Jun is around, everyone always feels like someone is pressing on them.

Let's just talk about eating. If Yang Jun doesn't arrive, they won't dare to use chopsticks at all.

"Brother, I don't dislike you. This family cannot live without you. My sister really can't bear to leave you." Yang Mei said.

Seeing that Yang Mei didn't mean what she said, if it weren't for the smile on your lips, Yang Jun would have almost believed it.

"Well, Meizi is the best, and my eldest brother can't bear to leave you."

Yang Jun smiled and said, "How about you come with me so you can take care of me more easily?"

When Yang Mei heard this, she waved her hands and said, "Brother, I want to do it too, but I can't take your secretary's job, otherwise they will hate me to death."

Yang Jun: "I believe you are a ghost."

"Hey!" Yang Mei smiled sheepishly.

"Brother, big brother, I'll go with you. I'll help you wash your clothes and serve you tea and water. I can do everything."

Yang Huai, who was gnawing on chicken legs at the side, raised his hands high and shouted to go.

Yang Jun has a black line on his head.

"Should you take care of me, or should I take care of you?"

"I don't care, I'm going to go. I've never gone out to play in my life."

"Little brat, how old are you that you dare to say this for the rest of your life?"

When Wang Yuying saw this, she quickly pulled Yang Huai down from the chair, wiped the oil stains from the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief, and said angrily,

"Okay, little ancestor, please stop causing trouble. Your eldest brother is going to do business, not play in the water. Wait another day and let your second sister take you to climb the Great Wall, okay?"

Before Yang Huai could speak, Yang Mei was unhappy.

"Mom, I'm at work, so I don't have time to take him there. The fourth child is free, so let her go."

"Why should I go? I'm not free either."

Yang Yu said: "Second sister, I know you are dissatisfied with me finding a head family member, but you can't pass the blame. No one wants to lead a little kid around."

When Yang Huai heard this, he immediately waved his little hands in protest.

"I'm not a kid, I'm a man."

Yang Laosi rolled his eyes and said, "Yes, you are a man. Which man do you see who still drinks milk powder, and which man does he defecate anywhere?"

"Hmph! Bad sister! I will never play with you again."

Yang Huai couldn't defeat her, and he wanted to cry when he grinned aggrievedly.

When Wang Yuying saw this, she quickly glared at Yang Laosi, then pulled Yang Huai into her arms and comforted her,

"Don't cry. Let's eat chicken drumsticks. All the drumsticks will be given to you."

When Yang Huai heard that all the chicken legs belonged to him, he burst into laughter.

When Yang Laosi saw this, he rolled his eyes and said, "You're worthless!"

Yang Jun reached out, held down her dog's head, and rubbed it twice.

"Is it because you eat your food and bully children to show your ability?"

Yang Laosi shook his head and looked at him dissatisfied.

"Boss Yang, did you hear that I was going to challenge you in the past two days, so you hid on purpose?"

"I fear you?"

Yang Jun smiled, then shook his head and said: "After we have a good meal, we will PK. Whoever dares is a puppy."

"Just compare, I'm afraid you won't make it?"

Yang Laosi listened to his chest and said: "With your high school level, I can't compare to my sister-in-law, how can I beat you?"

In the past two days, Yang Yu had made sufficient preparations and kept clamoring for a PK with Yang Jun.

It's just that Yang Jun was too busy and she never found the opportunity.

When Yang Jun heard this, he turned around and smiled at Yi Qiushui,
"you win?"

Yi Qiu Shui rolled her eyes at him and said coquettishly: "You know who you are looking down on by asking this question."

"Yes, yes, I take back what I just said."

After Yang Jun finished speaking, he glanced at Yang Laosi and said again: "In the future, if someone doesn't care about life and death, they don't need to look at my face and just press the ground and rub it non-stop."

"Giggle!"

Yi Qiushui laughed so hard that her branches trembled, and she kept nodding her head and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you."

When Yang Laosi saw this, he felt that they were showing off their affection and deliberately fed her dog food, and he immediately said dissatisfied,

"Boss Yang, let you be proud for a while. Later I will let you understand what IQ bullying is."

"Yes, I'll wait." Yang Jun smiled bitterly.The family chatted while eating and drinking, enjoying the warm time before parting for a short time.

It took over an hour for a meal to finish.

After eating, everyone did not disperse, but sat together to witness how Yang Laosi bullied Yang Jun.

After serving peanuts and melon seeds and making a pot of tea, everyone sat down and watched the Yang brothers and sisters compete with each other with great interest.

"Boss Yang, first of all, we agreed that we will be one-on-one, and we are not allowed to cheat, let alone ask for help."

After saying that, he glanced at Yi Qiushui, and then added: "Especially because I can't ask your wife for help."

Yang Jun smiled and said, "Just keep it in your heart. Whenever your sister-in-law opens her mouth to speak, I will lose."

Yi Qiushui sat next to Yang Jun, hugged his arm, and said to Yang Yu with a smile,

"Fourth sister, don't worry, I won't help him. In fact, I have been unhappy with him for a long time, and I am still waiting for your elder brother to make a fool of himself."

"Okay, that's it."

Yang Yu felt that as long as Yi Qiushui was taken care of, other people wouldn't be a concern at all.

"Boss Yang, tell me, what is the competition? How to compete?"

Yang Jun smiled and said: "Don't bother, just follow the rules of the competition between you and your sister-in-law."

Yang Jun knew from Yi Qiushui that the rules of the competition were like this.

Each person has five questions, with no limit on the range of topics. Whoever gets the most correct answers wins.

"Okay, this is your decision. Don't cry if you lose."

Yang Jun rolled his eyes, who do you think is like you and cries after losing?

Without saying anything, the two of them just pulled out a piece of white paper and started asking questions.

Yang Jun pondered for a moment, then the corners of his mouth suddenly curved, and then he started to ask questions.

As I was writing, I felt a tingling sensation in my waist.

Yi Qiushui twisted the sore flesh around his waist with her bare hands and twisted it gently.

"Is this... going to be too bullying?" Yi Qiushui asked worriedly.

Yang Jun gave her a charming smile in return.

"If she hadn't been completely cured, she would have thought that Tian was the boss and she was the second child."

Yang Yu heard it from the other side and snorted coldly,
"I don't know who knows the heights of the world, but a half-baked high school student, huh!"

After speaking, Yang Yu stopped writing and threw the piece of paper with the good topic to him.

"I've written it, where's yours?"

Yang Jun stopped writing and handed the paper to her with both hands with a smile.

"Fourth sister, my eldest brother wants to be crushed by his IQ and bullied by his IQ. Please give me a chance."

"To make you perfect..."

Yang Yu took the question and looked at it. His open mouth could no longer be closed.

After a few breaths, he immediately became angry from shame.

"Why are they all math questions?"

"You didn't say no," Yang Jun said, spreading his hands.

Yang Laosi was furious and looked at him angrily.

He looked at it for a while, then looked down at the question on the paper.

After a long while, he said dejectedly,

"I admit it, I don't know how to solve your math problems."

Yang Jun smiled when he heard this.

It would be weird if you could.

These five calculus problems are all problems in previous Olympiads. Even the smartest mathematician in the world cannot solve them in less than half a month, let alone Yang Laosi.

"Giving up so quickly and not trying again?" Yang Jun laughed.

Yang Laosi looked at him angrily. If looks could kill, she would have done it long ago.

"Don't be too proud. Please solve my five problems first and then talk."

"Tsk, tsk, I really won't give up until I reach the Yellow River. Today I will show you what I, a half-assed high school student, am capable of."

After speaking, Yang Jun picked up the five questions she asked and began to read them out.

"Question number one: What is the deepest freshwater lake in the world?"

This was a geography question. Yang Jun said directly without thinking,
"The deepest freshwater lake is of course Baikal."

"The second question..."

Yang Jun did not continue reading, but turned back to Yang Yu and said, "Fourth sister, do I still need to continue doing this?"

Yang Laosi puffed out his cheeks and stared at him without speaking.

Seeing this, Yang Jun suppressed a smile and said: "Okay, based on the principle of respecting the opponent, I will just do it."

After finishing speaking, he continued: "Second question, how many Zhou Dynasties have appeared in the history of our country?"

"A total of six Zhou dynasties appeared, Western Zhou, Eastern Zhou, Northern Zhou, Wu Zhou, Later Zhou and Wu Zhou."

"The third question is, how many blood types are there in the human body?"

"There are five types in total, type A, type B, type AB, type O, and type RH."

Then Yang Jun started to do the fourth question again.

"How many planets are there in the solar system?"

"There are eight planets in total, Venus, Jupiter, Mercury, Mars, Saturn, Earth, Uranus, and Neptune."

"The last question..."

Yang Jun glanced at the question, then looked up at Yang Laosi.

"are you serious?"

Yang Laosi nodded heavily.

Yang Jun smiled when he saw this.

He played it a few times with his hands, and then said loudly,
"One plus one equals how much?"

This seems to be a brain teaser, and of course this is Yang Laosi's sophistry trick.

The answer can be any value. No matter what answer you say, she can find a different answer for you.

I have to admit that Yang Laosi is still a bit clever.

Seeing Yang Jun not give an answer for a long time, Yang Laosi's eyes flashed with a look of pride.

Boss Yang, what's your answer?

When Yang Jun saw this, he didn't waste any time and just threw the question on the table.

"Haha, I don't know this question."

Yang Laosi suddenly felt disappointed. Looking at Yang Jun's proud look, he said bitterly,

"Boss Yang, you are cruel."

(End of this chapter)