Siheyuan: Domineering life

Chapter 664 About Eating

In Yang Jun's impression, Ran Qiuye was a dignified and well-educated girl. Unexpectedly, in the few years since she married Sha Zhu, she had turned into a person who was unkempt or someone who didn't pay attention to her image.

She was very familiar with Shazhu's slovenly and casual attitude, and she was not surprised if a man saw him nursing a child.

It seems that what the ancients said is right.

Those who are close to Zhu are close to those who are black.

Maybe in less than two years, Ran Qiuye will become as fussy and calculating as Qin Huairu.

Yang Jun lamented that the environment can really change a person.

However, looking at her slightly bulging belly, I guess that guy Si Zhu often torments him a lot.

Silly Zhu’s cooking skills were pretty good, and he prepared five dishes in total, including meat and vegetables.

It can be seen that he spent a lot of money on this treat.

"Junzi, there's no good wine. How about Lao Baigan?" Silly Zhu said.

"Okay, I'm fine with it. Some drinks will be good."

No matter what kind of wine he drinks, it all looks the same to Yang Jun.

Because he had no intention of drinking it at all.

The occasion was wrong today. There were too many people coveting him. He couldn't get drunk, lest he agree to things for others in a confused way.

Therefore, he immediately activated the space mode as soon as the banquet started.

The two drank three glasses of wine in a row at first, and then began to drink slowly.

Ran Qiuye did not serve the table, but sat beside him teasing He Xiao while listening to their chat.

"Liu'er and Yuyu are sisters who grew up together. They went to school together and joined the army together. Now Liu'er is married, but Yu'er is still single even though the rain is so heavy." The fool lamented.

"Has Yu Yu found your partner yet?"

Yang Jun asked: "Yu Yu is so beautiful. It's impossible for no one to pursue her. I'm afraid I have a boyfriend and deliberately hide it from you, my brother, right?"

"What is she hiding from me?" The fool glared: "I am his brother, and I will not harm her."

When Yang Jun heard this, a smile flashed across his lips.

"Brother Zhuzi, have you gotten close to that person again recently?" Yang Jun pointed at the house diagonally across the west cross courtyard.

After saying that, he quietly observed Ran Qiuye's expression.

Who would have thought that if you don't say it's okay, if you say it, it will be like lighting up a dynamite pack.

Ran Qiuye was in a bad mood instantly and became irritable.

"Brother Junzi, you are the big leader and you are here to judge. Is there any man like Silly Zhu? He eats from the bowl, looks at the pot, and misses other people's widows all day long."

When Silhu heard this, he was immediately unhappy.

He stood up suddenly, scratched his neck and said.

"What are you talking about? Huaihua and Xiaodang are my goddaughters, can I just ignore them and not ask?"

When Yang Jun heard this, he felt that something was going on here.

When did Silly Zhu start to recognize Huaihua and Xiaodang as his daughters?
"Wait a minute, Brother Zhuzhu, when did you recognize your girlfriend?" Yang Jun interrupted.

"Then...that's what happened recently."

Silly Zhu was a little embarrassed by the question, scratched his head and said to Yang Jun,
"Isn't it difficult to see Sister Qin living as an orphan and a widowed mother? Besides, I don't have a daughter, so..."

"Oh……"

Yang Jun smiled and nodded.

Everything is silent.

No matter what, Qin Huairu will always be the goddess in Shazhu's heart.

First love is generally remembered deeply.

Especially for a woman like Silly Zhu who fell in love with her for the first time at such an old age, it is even more impossible to just forget about it.

The key is that Qin Huairu can also tease people.

Even though Silu Zhu now has a wife, he still can't stop thinking about other women.

Hey, Qin Huairu is so damn charming.

No wonder, she was named the number one green tea bitch in the [-] cities.

Silly Zhu didn't say anything, but Ran Qiuye immediately jumped up.

Pointing at Silly Zhu’s nose, he cursed: “None of the men are good, they are all animals that love the new and hate the old.”

"Cough...cough..."

Yang Jun coughed twice and his face turned ugly.

"Um...sister-in-law, I'm still here."

"Yes...I'm sorry, look at my bald mouth, I actually forgot that brother Junzi is also a man."

Ran Qiuye apologized quickly.

When Yang Jun heard this, his head turned black.

After all, I am also a man. Men are always in charge, okay?

And it's a Big Mac.

"Sister-in-law, men are indeed not a good thing, but men have one thing in common, that is, they can only eat in secret if they don't have enough to eat."

Yang Jun said sideways: "Brother Zhuzhu, do you think so?"

Silly Zhu didn't doubt the deceit, and nodded directly: "Isn't it true? If I can eat enough, who will..."

Just as he was talking, he quickly said something wrong and shut up.

"What are you talking about? No matter how stupid I am, I will never do anything to disgrace my wife. Sister Qin and I are innocent and nothing has happened."

"What do you mean, nothing happened? If nothing happened, why did you secretly give Huaihua another dollar the night before?" Ran Qiuye asked.

"I thought my goddaughter hadn't returned her new clothes for two years, so I wanted to help her," Silly Zhu explained.

Ran Qiuye: "I think you are just greedy for other people's bodies. Don't talk about your children all day long."

Silly Zhu was furious when he heard this, and his eyes were as wide as bells.

Maybe Ran Qiuye was so angry that he started to speak indiscriminately.

"You said yes."

"As a woman, I am not like you. You are not allowed to touch me without taking a shower. You have to limit the number of times every month and the time every time. I haven't tasted anything yet. You just tell me that the time is up. Is it easy for me? ..." Upon hearing this, Ran Qiuye's pretty face turned red with embarrassment.

"Silly Zhu, you bastard."

After saying that, he carried the child back to the backyard angrily.

In the backyard, his parents lived in the old deaf lady's room.

When the couple quarreled, she would go back to her parents' home.

"Brother Zhuzi, I'm not talking about you, how could you criticize your own wife in front of outsiders?" Yang Jun said.

"Hey, there's nothing I can't say. I've been holding this breath in my heart. Now that I say it today, I finally feel relieved."

Silly Zhu waved his hand, sat down again, picked up the wine glass, suddenly thought of something, tilted his head and said,
"Junzi, do you think all educated women like this style? It always seems like charity."

When Yang Jun heard this, he felt that Shazhu's summary was quite accurate.

Think about it carefully, isn't it the same for Yi Qiushui?
If you can eat enough, why bother to find a cabbage to raise outside.

However, as a man, how can he speak ill of his woman in front of another man?

Yang Jun straightened his spine and touched his slightly bulging beer belly with his hand, looking satisfied.

"Hey, brother, it's so hard. I'm exhausted every day. I have two meals a day, one in the morning and one in the evening. It's so stuffy that it goes straight to my throat."

Yang Jun shook his head, looking helpless.

"After the main meal, I have complementary meals, snacks before the meal, and fruits after the meal. I stretch my belt buttons to the maximum. I can't do it without eating. I am so scared that I dare not go home every day."

When Shazhu heard this, he glanced at his mouth.

If he had said this before, he would have believed it.

But, now, after all, he has been here, and women can't hide things from him.

If you think about it with your heels, you will know that Yang Jun is bragging again.

"Say Junzi, you are now a big boss, why are you still joking like before?"

"I'm not kidding, I'm telling the truth."

Yang Jun sighed: "Some people worry about having three meals a day, some people worry about not being starved to death, and still others worry about being able to eat without being starved to death."

"Brother, I'm the kind of person who eats well but can't survive."

He was telling the truth.

This is the current situation.

The red flag at home is not down, but the colorful flags are fluttering outside.

The women he was with were all as beautiful as flowers.

Not only is she beautiful, but she is also gentle and pleasant.

Yi Qiushui, Yang Qingxiang, Huang Yani, Nalan Qingmeng, any of these people are great beauties. If you can get one, it will be like smoking in the ancestral grave, not to mention that Yang Jun has four beauties at the same time.

Although he has nothing to do with Huang Yani and Nalan Qingmeng now, they will naturally throw themselves into their arms as long as he wants to.

"You just squeak."

Silly Zhu shook his head and said: "You are a big leader now. What kind of food you want to eat, people have to rush to feed you."

"Hey, I can't help it, I have a good appetite." Yang Jun said with a smile.

Silly Zhu listened but did not refute.

Although he didn't believe that Yi Qiushui would make Yang Jun full, he knew that Yang Jun had no shortage of food now. He could eat Chinese, Western, home-cooked, private kitchen, and eight major cuisines.

In short, Yang Jun is good at stuttering.

Unlike him, if you want to have a soft meal, you must apply at least three days in advance.

I have to take two baths every time, for at least half an hour each time. I will never eat until my skin is rubbed until my skin is bald.

Even if the meal is ready, you can't let it go.

There are limits too. Ran Qiuye has the final say on what to eat every time and how full he is.

Whenever he tasted the taste of pork belly, Ran Qiuye quickly shouted stop.

"It's meal time."

One sentence made Shazhu feel boring.

Hey, they are both men, but their treatment is so different.

Looking at Yang Jun, and then looking at himself, Silly Zhu wanted to find a rope to hang himself.

"Brother Zhuzi, you haven't looked for Qin Huairu before? I heard that she is good at her craftsmanship." Yang Jun asked in a low voice with a smile on his face.

The common topic among men is women.

As soon as he talked about the still charming Widow Qin, the expression on Shazhu's face suddenly became richer.

"Hey, brother, it's hard for me too. The two families live across from each other, and everything they want to do is right under their noses. Ran Qiuye watches closely and has never tasted Sister Qin's craftsmanship."

A look of greed appeared on Silly Zhu's face.

"Hey, who wants to taste my craftsmanship?"

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive.

He is indeed the best person in the history of Qinggong. If you just talk about someone's skill, that person will be there.

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a dark shadow flash at the door.

A plump figure suddenly appeared at Shazhu's house.

I saw the carefully dressed Qin Huairu standing there looking pretty.

She was still holding a plate in her hand, glanced at the two people who were drinking, then smiled charmingly, twisted her waist and sat next to Yang Jun.

"Hey, Brother Junzi, I miss my sister-in-law so much. I haven't returned to my old house for so long. Are you avoiding her on purpose?"

After saying that, Qin Huairu winked at Yang Jun.

When Yang Jun saw this, he felt a chill all over his body.

This woman looked pretty from a distance, but up close, she saw that her skin was sagging and her face was covered with red spots.

Yang Jun subconsciously moved his butt away from her.

"Qin Huairu, don't talk nonsense."

"I always eat cabbage hearts, who would have no problem eating cabbage?"

(End of this chapter)