Recast youth
Chapter 67
Chapter 67
Ye Feng was busy cutting the lobster's head with scissors in the kitchen to get out the yellow paste. After a while, Shen Yu ran in angrily.
"Third brother, give me a forum to manage." Shen Yu was a little emotional.
Ye Feng gave him a puzzled look: "Why do you want forum management?"
Shen Yu said angrily: "Damn, there's a dog that's trolling me. I can't troll him, so I'm going to ban him."
"Why do you have nothing to do with the troll? Just ignore him." Ye Feng was speechless. With a population of more than one billion, there are no weird people?Some trolls are capable of trolling people who commit suicide. For such people, ignoring them is the best way.
"That won't work. I got into a fight with him. I asked him to wait for me for 5 minutes and immediately banned him. He yelled that he was waiting and said that I couldn't ban him because he was his grandson."
Shen Yu was anxious and came over to hide from the scissors in Ye Feng's hand: "My third brother, it's a battle of honor. You can't let me lose face like this, otherwise I'll really lose my reputation in the forum."
"Hahaha, I really didn't realize that you, Shen Yu, still have the potential to be a prodigy."
Ye Feng was amused by Shen Yu's anxious look. He wiped his hands with a towel and said with a smile: "Let me see who is bold enough to anger the second generation Shen from our dormitory 302."
"What is a gongjing? After the founding of the People's Republic of China, wasn't it allowed to become a goblin?" Shen Yu followed, still struggling with the term gongjing.
"Uh……"
Ye Feng came to his senses. In 2002, the adjective "gongjing" specifically referring to a certain type of person had not yet appeared. The so-called "gongjing" meant that he had poor understanding ability, explosive talking skills, poor expression skills, and outstanding expressiveness. They can find faults to refute you on no matter the trivial matter, and then use Zhihu, Baidu and other methods to find evidence to "correct" you, and then feel complacent in front of everyone.
Ye Feng explained the general meaning of Gangjing to Shen Yu, and then summed it up and said: "In short, Gangjing is the type that lacks severe beatings from society."
In front of the computer.
Ye Feng took a look and saw that the person who was arguing with Shen Yu was still shouting under the post, and the ID nickname Aite Shen Yuxin applied for was rubbish. He said he wanted to ban me. Where is the person? He has no face to come out?I know how to brag all day long.
Shen Yu was so angry from behind that he even wanted to kill someone: "He's such a bad guy, please ban him."
Ye Feng directly banned this ID called "Melancholy Male God".
Shen Yu pushed Ye Feng away, and then replied frantically: Damn it, are you banned?You damn brat, are you still bragging with me here?What about brushing up your sense of presence?
After several replies, Shen Yu turned to Ye Feng and asked, "Why didn't he reply?"
"Didn't you ask me to silence him?" Ye Feng was speechless.
Shen Yu said: "Unblock him first, and then I'll see what this bully has to say."
"Okay, I'll manage it for you, and you can take your time and play by yourself."
Ye Feng was too lazy to talk to Shen Yu, so he gave Shen Yu the status of administrator backstage. Then before going to the kitchen, he saw that Shen Yu had unbanned the "melancholic male god", and then said to him: I have unbanned you, come out, just Are you convinced?Am I bragging?
The Melancholic God: Cursed a lot.
Shen Yu banned him again and said, "I've banned you again. You can't curse. Are you angry?"Stinky guy.
Then lift the ban.
The melancholic male god was furious: Fuck your mother!
Shen Yu never gets tired of it.
Ye Feng's current forum is open for registration. He never expected that the first ban on posting based on the computer IP address would be used on Shen Yu. The "melancholy male god" was worried by Shen Yu and registered dozens of people. The account began to massacre the forum and curse.
After another two hours, Ye Feng, who had finished cooking, was worried and came over to take a look. Well, the word Gang Jing has become popular, and Shen Yu also proudly popularized Gang Jing as the founder of "Noun" meaning of the word. "Okay, I'd better take your management back. You are so good at fixing things. You were the one who made that melancholic male god slaughter just now." Ye Feng really didn't see that Shen Yu still had this side. This was still the other side. Is Shen Yu a person with high emotional intelligence?
"do not!"
Shen Yu was shocked and begged softly: "My third brother, I was wrong. Please don't remove me from management."
At this moment, another post became popular on the forum page, named "Sad Male God", and the name of the post was "Diancao Shen Daxia", Shen Daxia is Shen Yu's ID.
Needless to say, he is definitely still the "melancholic male god".
Ye Feng was a little puzzled and asked using his own account: How can you still post, isn't your computer IP locked?
"Sad Male God": I've changed Internet cafes. If you let the bastard Shen Daxia come out, I won't be done with him! ! !
Ye Feng turned to look at Shen Yu helplessly and said, "Master Shen, I have nothing to do if they change the Internet cafe application number. You can solve it yourself."
Shen Yu was dumbfounded: "Damn it, this guy's fighting ability is too strong, he's totally determined to fight."
"Nonsense, you keep playing with your permissions one after another. Can people not be impatient?"
Ye Feng glanced at Shen Yu angrily, and then said: "Come out to eat and ignore him for now."
"That won't work. I have to reply to him, otherwise he will think I'm scared."
Shen Yu was not happy and sat down again. He used Shen Daxia's ID to reply to the post of "Sad Man God": "Wait for me. I will eat first and have a temporary truce for half an hour."
"..."
Ye Feng was really convinced. He ignored Shen Yu who was talking to him and went to bring the dishes from the kitchen to the table. He sat there and waited for almost 5 minutes before Shen Yu came out of the room.
Just as Shen Yu was about to sit down, he was stopped by Ye Feng, who gestured to the room with a closed door facing south: "I've had a lot of fun playing with your permissions all morning. Go and ask someone to eat."
"I'm not familiar with him, go ahead and call him." Shen Yu felt a little embarrassed.
Ye Feng said: "Do you still want to be a manager? If you don't go, I will become a manager for that melancholy male god."
"……you are vicious!"
Shen Yu said something bitterly, and then he came to Kong Jingke's door and knocked on the door, "dong dong dong".
once.
twice.
It wasn't until the third time that Kong Jingke, wearing a coat, opened the door, revealing a beautiful but unsmiling face, with his hands behind his back. He probably had a knife in his hand. He glanced at Shen Yu warily: "You are who?"
"What, I'm Ye Feng's classmate." Shen Yu saw the long and narrow tip of the knife exposed from Kong Jingke's back, and said with difficulty: "Ye Feng made lunch and asked me to ask you to come out for dinner..."
When Kong Jingke heard this, he looked at Ye Feng who was sitting at the dining table.
Ye Feng said in as calm a tone as possible: "It's rare to cook. I made food for three people. Let's come and eat together."
"No thanks."
Kong Jingke said something and then closed the door.
(End of this chapter)
Ye Feng was busy cutting the lobster's head with scissors in the kitchen to get out the yellow paste. After a while, Shen Yu ran in angrily.
"Third brother, give me a forum to manage." Shen Yu was a little emotional.
Ye Feng gave him a puzzled look: "Why do you want forum management?"
Shen Yu said angrily: "Damn, there's a dog that's trolling me. I can't troll him, so I'm going to ban him."
"Why do you have nothing to do with the troll? Just ignore him." Ye Feng was speechless. With a population of more than one billion, there are no weird people?Some trolls are capable of trolling people who commit suicide. For such people, ignoring them is the best way.
"That won't work. I got into a fight with him. I asked him to wait for me for 5 minutes and immediately banned him. He yelled that he was waiting and said that I couldn't ban him because he was his grandson."
Shen Yu was anxious and came over to hide from the scissors in Ye Feng's hand: "My third brother, it's a battle of honor. You can't let me lose face like this, otherwise I'll really lose my reputation in the forum."
"Hahaha, I really didn't realize that you, Shen Yu, still have the potential to be a prodigy."
Ye Feng was amused by Shen Yu's anxious look. He wiped his hands with a towel and said with a smile: "Let me see who is bold enough to anger the second generation Shen from our dormitory 302."
"What is a gongjing? After the founding of the People's Republic of China, wasn't it allowed to become a goblin?" Shen Yu followed, still struggling with the term gongjing.
"Uh……"
Ye Feng came to his senses. In 2002, the adjective "gongjing" specifically referring to a certain type of person had not yet appeared. The so-called "gongjing" meant that he had poor understanding ability, explosive talking skills, poor expression skills, and outstanding expressiveness. They can find faults to refute you on no matter the trivial matter, and then use Zhihu, Baidu and other methods to find evidence to "correct" you, and then feel complacent in front of everyone.
Ye Feng explained the general meaning of Gangjing to Shen Yu, and then summed it up and said: "In short, Gangjing is the type that lacks severe beatings from society."
In front of the computer.
Ye Feng took a look and saw that the person who was arguing with Shen Yu was still shouting under the post, and the ID nickname Aite Shen Yuxin applied for was rubbish. He said he wanted to ban me. Where is the person? He has no face to come out?I know how to brag all day long.
Shen Yu was so angry from behind that he even wanted to kill someone: "He's such a bad guy, please ban him."
Ye Feng directly banned this ID called "Melancholy Male God".
Shen Yu pushed Ye Feng away, and then replied frantically: Damn it, are you banned?You damn brat, are you still bragging with me here?What about brushing up your sense of presence?
After several replies, Shen Yu turned to Ye Feng and asked, "Why didn't he reply?"
"Didn't you ask me to silence him?" Ye Feng was speechless.
Shen Yu said: "Unblock him first, and then I'll see what this bully has to say."
"Okay, I'll manage it for you, and you can take your time and play by yourself."
Ye Feng was too lazy to talk to Shen Yu, so he gave Shen Yu the status of administrator backstage. Then before going to the kitchen, he saw that Shen Yu had unbanned the "melancholic male god", and then said to him: I have unbanned you, come out, just Are you convinced?Am I bragging?
The Melancholic God: Cursed a lot.
Shen Yu banned him again and said, "I've banned you again. You can't curse. Are you angry?"Stinky guy.
Then lift the ban.
The melancholic male god was furious: Fuck your mother!
Shen Yu never gets tired of it.
Ye Feng's current forum is open for registration. He never expected that the first ban on posting based on the computer IP address would be used on Shen Yu. The "melancholy male god" was worried by Shen Yu and registered dozens of people. The account began to massacre the forum and curse.
After another two hours, Ye Feng, who had finished cooking, was worried and came over to take a look. Well, the word Gang Jing has become popular, and Shen Yu also proudly popularized Gang Jing as the founder of "Noun" meaning of the word. "Okay, I'd better take your management back. You are so good at fixing things. You were the one who made that melancholic male god slaughter just now." Ye Feng really didn't see that Shen Yu still had this side. This was still the other side. Is Shen Yu a person with high emotional intelligence?
"do not!"
Shen Yu was shocked and begged softly: "My third brother, I was wrong. Please don't remove me from management."
At this moment, another post became popular on the forum page, named "Sad Male God", and the name of the post was "Diancao Shen Daxia", Shen Daxia is Shen Yu's ID.
Needless to say, he is definitely still the "melancholic male god".
Ye Feng was a little puzzled and asked using his own account: How can you still post, isn't your computer IP locked?
"Sad Male God": I've changed Internet cafes. If you let the bastard Shen Daxia come out, I won't be done with him! ! !
Ye Feng turned to look at Shen Yu helplessly and said, "Master Shen, I have nothing to do if they change the Internet cafe application number. You can solve it yourself."
Shen Yu was dumbfounded: "Damn it, this guy's fighting ability is too strong, he's totally determined to fight."
"Nonsense, you keep playing with your permissions one after another. Can people not be impatient?"
Ye Feng glanced at Shen Yu angrily, and then said: "Come out to eat and ignore him for now."
"That won't work. I have to reply to him, otherwise he will think I'm scared."
Shen Yu was not happy and sat down again. He used Shen Daxia's ID to reply to the post of "Sad Man God": "Wait for me. I will eat first and have a temporary truce for half an hour."
"..."
Ye Feng was really convinced. He ignored Shen Yu who was talking to him and went to bring the dishes from the kitchen to the table. He sat there and waited for almost 5 minutes before Shen Yu came out of the room.
Just as Shen Yu was about to sit down, he was stopped by Ye Feng, who gestured to the room with a closed door facing south: "I've had a lot of fun playing with your permissions all morning. Go and ask someone to eat."
"I'm not familiar with him, go ahead and call him." Shen Yu felt a little embarrassed.
Ye Feng said: "Do you still want to be a manager? If you don't go, I will become a manager for that melancholy male god."
"……you are vicious!"
Shen Yu said something bitterly, and then he came to Kong Jingke's door and knocked on the door, "dong dong dong".
once.
twice.
It wasn't until the third time that Kong Jingke, wearing a coat, opened the door, revealing a beautiful but unsmiling face, with his hands behind his back. He probably had a knife in his hand. He glanced at Shen Yu warily: "You are who?"
"What, I'm Ye Feng's classmate." Shen Yu saw the long and narrow tip of the knife exposed from Kong Jingke's back, and said with difficulty: "Ye Feng made lunch and asked me to ask you to come out for dinner..."
When Kong Jingke heard this, he looked at Ye Feng who was sitting at the dining table.
Ye Feng said in as calm a tone as possible: "It's rare to cook. I made food for three people. Let's come and eat together."
"No thanks."
Kong Jingke said something and then closed the door.
(End of this chapter)
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