The first lord of the poor family
Chapter 120 1 poke 1 jump
Chapter 120
After hearing Princess Chenxi's words, everyone cheered loudly.
Since they were defeated by the scenery outside the window, they can win back from here.
This will give them more face.
The black-faced young master said at this moment: "Young Master Lin won just now, and Young Master Lin should have done the first poem.
Might as well let us see Mr. Lin’s true literary talent! "
"That's right, Mr. Lin, let's give everyone a head start!"
Immediately many people started cheering.
Lin Hai stood up and coughed lightly.
He said seriously: "Since everyone is in such a good mood, then I will show my shame!"
“It’s still about the scenery outside!”
Lin Hai raised the corners of his mouth slightly, preparing to play tricks on them.
"Then quickly read out the poem you made, and we will all listen to it!"
The black-faced young man urged.
"Listen up, big pond, big pond, there are toads in the pond, poke and jump!"
Lin Hai raised his eyebrows after finishing reading.
Looking at the shocked people present, he asked: "So, is the poem I recited okay?"
"Pfft!"
Suddenly someone couldn't help laughing.
The others also bent over with laughter.
Some even laughed to tears.
Lin Hai sat down again and stopped talking to them.
He picked up a piece of snack and ate it as if no one was watching.
"As expected of Mr. Lin, he can actually write such a limerick. It's really hilarious!"
"Although I don't know much about composing poetry, this poem you made is so amazing!"
Shi Shucai finally found his confidence.
There is no need to compete. A five-year-old child who has read books can produce this poem.
Listening to everyone's ridicule, Xiaocui became anxious.
"Miss, why did Mr. Lin write such a poem?"
"I'm afraid I'm going to be embarrassed now."
Lin Ruoxue looked at Lin Hai's leisurely and contented look with a look of helplessness.
It's so unseemly to come to a poetry gathering.
"Miss, what should we do? Mr. Lin is a fourth-grade official. If this matter spreads, I'm afraid the whole capital will laugh at him."
"Don't worry, Lin Hai is teasing them on purpose!" Lin Ruoxue said.
Xiaocui didn't believe it and asked quickly: "Is what the lady said true?"
"Of course, it's not like he and I have never talked about poetry and poetry. Even if I don't know how to write poetry, I won't be able to do it so poorly."
"Just wait, Lin Hai is deliberately entertaining them. When they all get carried away, they will naturally show their true skills!"
Lin Ruoxue knew that Lin Hai was not the one who suffered the loss.
If you deliberately show weakness, there will definitely be a way to back it up.
So I'm not in a hurry at this moment, but I'm just waiting quietly to watch the show.
Xiaocui felt a little more relieved.
At the same time, he became more curious and wondered how Lin Hai planned to deal with these people.
Princess Chenxi wanted to laugh but couldn't. It was really hard to hold it in.
If she laughed too, Lin Hai would lose face completely.
Forced to hold back a smile.
He opened his mouth and said, "Although this poem written by you is not as elegant as it is literary, it is quite expressive."
"At least Mr. Lin's poem was carefully observed!"
Lin Hai was very thick-skinned, as if he didn't hear Princess Chenxi's polite words at all.He cupped his fists and said, "The princess is indeed very discerning."
"Reciting poems and writing poems is just for fun, as long as everyone is happy!"
"Haha, I'm happy, of course I'm happy. Master Lin can write such a shocking poem today, it will definitely spread throughout the capital!"
Shi Shucai laughed and said.
Lin Hai glanced at him and said coldly: "The number one scholar seems to be very disdainful, but you haven't written a poem yet, so what qualifications do you have to judge my poems!"
"Hmph, I could compose dozens of such poems at the age of three!" Shi Shucai said proudly.
"Oh? You can compose poetry at the age of three. Then write a poem like mine in front of everyone!" Lin Hai said.
Shi Shucai was about to agree when he suddenly realized something was wrong.
No matter how many limericks you write, it's of no use. It will only become the laughing stock of others.
He immediately said: "I almost got caught by you. I can't write such a child-level poem!"
"If you don't know, just say you can't. This top pick is really not that good!" Lin Hai curled his lips and said.
Shi Shucai was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
It’s not that he doesn’t know how to write poetry, it’s just that he doesn’t write poetry of such a low level.
As a result, Lin Hai said that he couldn't even write this kind of limerick.
He was so angry that he almost ran away on the spot.
"Hmph, don't be so impatient. My poetry writing skills are a thousand times better than yours." Shi Shucai said angrily.
"Haha, Mr. Lin is indeed unusual. No wonder he was favored and recommended by the prince. His ability to write poems is far superior to everyone present."
"But we don't do limericks like this!"
"If the essays were brilliant, wouldn't everyone here be able to be awarded an official of fourth rank or above!"
Cao Fang also joined the others in mocking him.
Lin Ruoxue was extremely angry. This man actually involved his father.
Isn't it obvious that my father is short-sighted and cannot recognize people accurately?
He gritted his teeth and whispered: "Lin Hai, if you don't beat these people down today, see how I deal with you!"
Lin Ruoxue must not watch her father become a laughing stock.
Once your reputation is ruined, it will be difficult to recommend talents to the court in the future.
This is about your own reputation.
"Oh? This Young Master Cao actually has such an ambition, I admire him."
"However..."
Lin Hai paused deliberately mid-sentence.
As expected, Cao Fang's curiosity was aroused and he asked, "What's the pity?"
"It's a pity that a sparrow is always just a sparrow, and its vision is too short-sighted."
Cao Fang hated it when people looked down on him.
Immediately enraged.
"What are you talking about? You dare to look down on me. There is no one here who can compose poetry better than you. Even if a maid pulls it out at random, it will be better than you poking and jumping!"
As soon as the voice fell, it immediately caused a roar of laughter.
"I say Mr. Lin, if you happen to think of a couplet today, just accept it if you like it. But the poems you wrote are really hard to wait for the elegant hall.
If you like the snacks here, you might as well ask the princess privately for them.
After all, you are also a fourth-grade official, so the princess will definitely give you this face! "
"But from now on, it's better not to come to the third level. It's difficult to communicate with us with poems of this level."
Shi Shucai completely regained his confidence.
In this small poetry gathering, with his status as the number one scholar, his poems must be among the best.
The poems written by Lin Hai will only become the butt of jokes.
"Hey, I just came up with a limerick to make you laugh. I didn't expect that everyone took it seriously. I can't even make a joke. It's so boring!"
Lin Hai sighed and shook his head.
(End of this chapter)
After hearing Princess Chenxi's words, everyone cheered loudly.
Since they were defeated by the scenery outside the window, they can win back from here.
This will give them more face.
The black-faced young master said at this moment: "Young Master Lin won just now, and Young Master Lin should have done the first poem.
Might as well let us see Mr. Lin’s true literary talent! "
"That's right, Mr. Lin, let's give everyone a head start!"
Immediately many people started cheering.
Lin Hai stood up and coughed lightly.
He said seriously: "Since everyone is in such a good mood, then I will show my shame!"
“It’s still about the scenery outside!”
Lin Hai raised the corners of his mouth slightly, preparing to play tricks on them.
"Then quickly read out the poem you made, and we will all listen to it!"
The black-faced young man urged.
"Listen up, big pond, big pond, there are toads in the pond, poke and jump!"
Lin Hai raised his eyebrows after finishing reading.
Looking at the shocked people present, he asked: "So, is the poem I recited okay?"
"Pfft!"
Suddenly someone couldn't help laughing.
The others also bent over with laughter.
Some even laughed to tears.
Lin Hai sat down again and stopped talking to them.
He picked up a piece of snack and ate it as if no one was watching.
"As expected of Mr. Lin, he can actually write such a limerick. It's really hilarious!"
"Although I don't know much about composing poetry, this poem you made is so amazing!"
Shi Shucai finally found his confidence.
There is no need to compete. A five-year-old child who has read books can produce this poem.
Listening to everyone's ridicule, Xiaocui became anxious.
"Miss, why did Mr. Lin write such a poem?"
"I'm afraid I'm going to be embarrassed now."
Lin Ruoxue looked at Lin Hai's leisurely and contented look with a look of helplessness.
It's so unseemly to come to a poetry gathering.
"Miss, what should we do? Mr. Lin is a fourth-grade official. If this matter spreads, I'm afraid the whole capital will laugh at him."
"Don't worry, Lin Hai is teasing them on purpose!" Lin Ruoxue said.
Xiaocui didn't believe it and asked quickly: "Is what the lady said true?"
"Of course, it's not like he and I have never talked about poetry and poetry. Even if I don't know how to write poetry, I won't be able to do it so poorly."
"Just wait, Lin Hai is deliberately entertaining them. When they all get carried away, they will naturally show their true skills!"
Lin Ruoxue knew that Lin Hai was not the one who suffered the loss.
If you deliberately show weakness, there will definitely be a way to back it up.
So I'm not in a hurry at this moment, but I'm just waiting quietly to watch the show.
Xiaocui felt a little more relieved.
At the same time, he became more curious and wondered how Lin Hai planned to deal with these people.
Princess Chenxi wanted to laugh but couldn't. It was really hard to hold it in.
If she laughed too, Lin Hai would lose face completely.
Forced to hold back a smile.
He opened his mouth and said, "Although this poem written by you is not as elegant as it is literary, it is quite expressive."
"At least Mr. Lin's poem was carefully observed!"
Lin Hai was very thick-skinned, as if he didn't hear Princess Chenxi's polite words at all.He cupped his fists and said, "The princess is indeed very discerning."
"Reciting poems and writing poems is just for fun, as long as everyone is happy!"
"Haha, I'm happy, of course I'm happy. Master Lin can write such a shocking poem today, it will definitely spread throughout the capital!"
Shi Shucai laughed and said.
Lin Hai glanced at him and said coldly: "The number one scholar seems to be very disdainful, but you haven't written a poem yet, so what qualifications do you have to judge my poems!"
"Hmph, I could compose dozens of such poems at the age of three!" Shi Shucai said proudly.
"Oh? You can compose poetry at the age of three. Then write a poem like mine in front of everyone!" Lin Hai said.
Shi Shucai was about to agree when he suddenly realized something was wrong.
No matter how many limericks you write, it's of no use. It will only become the laughing stock of others.
He immediately said: "I almost got caught by you. I can't write such a child-level poem!"
"If you don't know, just say you can't. This top pick is really not that good!" Lin Hai curled his lips and said.
Shi Shucai was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
It’s not that he doesn’t know how to write poetry, it’s just that he doesn’t write poetry of such a low level.
As a result, Lin Hai said that he couldn't even write this kind of limerick.
He was so angry that he almost ran away on the spot.
"Hmph, don't be so impatient. My poetry writing skills are a thousand times better than yours." Shi Shucai said angrily.
"Haha, Mr. Lin is indeed unusual. No wonder he was favored and recommended by the prince. His ability to write poems is far superior to everyone present."
"But we don't do limericks like this!"
"If the essays were brilliant, wouldn't everyone here be able to be awarded an official of fourth rank or above!"
Cao Fang also joined the others in mocking him.
Lin Ruoxue was extremely angry. This man actually involved his father.
Isn't it obvious that my father is short-sighted and cannot recognize people accurately?
He gritted his teeth and whispered: "Lin Hai, if you don't beat these people down today, see how I deal with you!"
Lin Ruoxue must not watch her father become a laughing stock.
Once your reputation is ruined, it will be difficult to recommend talents to the court in the future.
This is about your own reputation.
"Oh? This Young Master Cao actually has such an ambition, I admire him."
"However..."
Lin Hai paused deliberately mid-sentence.
As expected, Cao Fang's curiosity was aroused and he asked, "What's the pity?"
"It's a pity that a sparrow is always just a sparrow, and its vision is too short-sighted."
Cao Fang hated it when people looked down on him.
Immediately enraged.
"What are you talking about? You dare to look down on me. There is no one here who can compose poetry better than you. Even if a maid pulls it out at random, it will be better than you poking and jumping!"
As soon as the voice fell, it immediately caused a roar of laughter.
"I say Mr. Lin, if you happen to think of a couplet today, just accept it if you like it. But the poems you wrote are really hard to wait for the elegant hall.
If you like the snacks here, you might as well ask the princess privately for them.
After all, you are also a fourth-grade official, so the princess will definitely give you this face! "
"But from now on, it's better not to come to the third level. It's difficult to communicate with us with poems of this level."
Shi Shucai completely regained his confidence.
In this small poetry gathering, with his status as the number one scholar, his poems must be among the best.
The poems written by Lin Hai will only become the butt of jokes.
"Hey, I just came up with a limerick to make you laugh. I didn't expect that everyone took it seriously. I can't even make a joke. It's so boring!"
Lin Hai sighed and shook his head.
(End of this chapter)
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