Entertainment: I took Sister Mi to the top of her life
Chapter 377 Chapter 374 Make a movie and the marriage rate across the country will drop?
When Yang Mi heard this, she couldn't help but click her tongue twice.
"Director Chen, are you beginning to shirk responsibility?"
"I never said that their breakup had nothing to do with me!"
Adhering to the idea of "out of sight, out of mind", Chen Sheng directly threw the phone aside.
Continue working as a gynecologist.
Yang Mi was furious, "Do you feel uncomfortable if you don't eat my tofu?!"
"You don't understand!" Faced with Yang Mi's slander, Chen Sheng pretended to be righteous and said: "I am thinking about your health! High-intensity use will affect the life of the product!"
"Shit! This one still has a lifespan?!" Yang Mi was amused, covered her mouth and chuckled, then curled her lips.
snort!You guy!
It means being able to say some embarrassing things in a fair and honest way.
It even feels natural!
If it had been anyone else, he would probably have been in trouble long ago!
...............
However, Chen Sheng obviously didn't check carefully at this moment.
Eating Yang Mi's tofu casually.
Other things have come to mind.
The box office of "Tang Detective II" has reversed its decline, and with the overseas box office, it has exceeded the threshold of [-] billion box office.
He can also be said to be the chief director with a box office of 300 billion.
The title is very impressive, and few directors in China can compete with him.
However...if you want to hit overseas, your title is obviously not enough.
You still have to go to Hollywood to be gilded!
……
"Tsk...Chen Sheng! Why don't you move?"
Yang Mi stretched her legs and lightly kicked Chen Sheng.
"Oops! I touched you just now, but you didn't let me. Now I'm not moving, and you don't want to anymore. Are you deliberately looking for trouble?"
Chen Sheng pretended to be angry.
He directly put his arms around Yang Mi's waist and turned her over.
He raised his palm high and slapped her butt hard.
...............
After half an hour.
Yang Mi was lying on the bed dripping with sweat, with dense beads of sweat appearing on her white forehead.
The red lips opened slightly and exhaled.
"It's so comfortable. You are a really good gynecologist!"
"That is required."
After experiencing a battle, Chen Sheng only felt that his upper eyelids and lower eyelids were fighting.
He fell asleep in a daze.
……
Wait for the next morning.
Yang Mi got up and quickly packed up, put on beautiful clothes and prepared to go to the company.
For a stunner at her price, even if she wears a strip of cloth on her body, she is still fashionable, and there is no need to dress up specially.
Mainly because there are activities today that require her to show up.
And it’s not just today, it’s basically the next period of time.
So Yang Mi, who had changed her clothes, sat beside the bed, kissed Chen Sheng, and said with her lips: "I'm going to the company, you can rest. If you feel bored when you wake up, help me deal with the company's affairs." ."
"Row."
Chen Sheng stretched his neck and kissed Yang Mi in reverse.
Let her pretty face turn a little red.
But he still rolled his eyes at her angrily, then turned and left.
……
"Hey, I can finally take a break!"
After Yang Mi left, Chen Sheng continued to lie on the bed.
Decided to just lie down today.
Are you kidding? You have worked so hard?
Can't you take a break?
What's more, I have to write a script and submit it to Liu in a few days, and then I have to go overseas to film.
It can be said that Chen Sheng was really not idle at all during these days.
……
Jingle Bell!
However, before Chen Sheng could continue to sleep with his eyes closed.
Just listen to the phone ringing.
what's the situation?
Somewhat speechless, Chen Sheng opened his phone and took a look.
I found out it was Chen Qing calling.
"Hey, what are you doing!"
Soon, Chen Qing's strange voice came from the other end of the phone.It's like he wants to laugh, but he's holding back his laughter, and he's also a bit gloating about his misfortune.
"Chen Sheng! Chen Sheng! Look at the scarf! Hurry!"
"If you don't watch it, aren't it just those fans who scolded me for causing them to lose their wives? Can you blame me for this?"
Chen Sheng said angrily.
But on the other end of the phone, Chen Qing was still urging Chen Sheng.
"Take a look! There are some good things~"
"Oh, I got it, I got it!"
After hanging up the phone.
Chen Qing, who was in the company, finally couldn't help it anymore and laughed loudly.
She had been Yang Mi's assistant for so many years, which meant she had been in the entertainment industry for many years. She never thought that something like this would happen.
...............
Finally, Chen Sheng opened his scarf.
Only then did I realize... What the hell, why did the Civil Affairs Bureau also come forward?
It turns out that she disappeared yesterday after she was released.
The next day, very few people got married in Huaxia Marriage.
But there was a long queue at the divorce window.
The most outrageous thing is that when the staff came closer to listen, the couples who were going through divorce were all blaming each other.
"Why would you kill your wife if you are so caring? You are lazy and I can't count on you at all. Saving your life is more important! Let's leave!"
"It's so funny, are you more considerate than Muzi Li? Or are you richer than Muzi Li's family?"
The staff were stunned.
Who would be a good person getting divorced because of a movie? !
You are too hasty!
……
It's not just this Civil Affairs Bureau.
This farce is being staged in almost all civil affairs bureaus across China.
For a time, the Chinese Civil Affairs Headquarters was directly alarmed.
It was the leaders above who sent someone to investigate and found out...that these people actually got divorced because of a movie!
So, they had no choice but to quickly issue a notice:
"The plot of the movie is false after all. We still have to focus on real life. I hope everyone treats marriage rationally and doesn't treat it like a trivial matter!"
……
The following comments were also a slap in the face and opened Chen Sheng's eyes.
For the first time, netizens stood on a united front.
"It is recommended that Director Chen be sentenced."
"He must be sentenced, captured and shot! I have been planning for a month, but my fucking confession failed!"
"I suggest you dip a whip in alcohol and whip Director Chen's little brother."
"Tie Director Chen to the tiger bench, plug his mouth with a towel soaked in water, and then tickle the soles of his feet."
"Damn it! Plug Director Chen's butt and pour selu on him!"
"Did...did I enter the Criminal Department by mistake?"
Grandma drops...
Chen Sheng looked at it and couldn't help but cursed.
No wonder that guy Chen Qing called me for the first time and asked him to see his scarf.
So you want to laugh at yourself? !
Damn it!
But soon, Chen Sheng became happy again.
Because he discovered that netizens not only wanted to kill him.
Even Zhu Yirong, who plays the leading actor He Fei, was also unlucky.
Even his true fans joined Xiao Heizi in scolding him this time.
...............
the other side.
Zhu Yirong, fully armed, appeared in the theater again.
This time he wasn't there to watch a movie.
I want to see the fans’ reaction after watching the movie.
Yesterday he recorded seven or eight videos.
They all happened after the movie ended, when the young lovers quarreled, failed to express their love, and so on.
Zhu Yirong plans to take a few more photos and put them together into a collection.
Then it was posted on the Internet, so that when netizens scolded Director Chen, if they couldn't bear it and no longer wanted to scold him, they could watch the video and stop scolding him.
(End of this chapter)
"Director Chen, are you beginning to shirk responsibility?"
"I never said that their breakup had nothing to do with me!"
Adhering to the idea of "out of sight, out of mind", Chen Sheng directly threw the phone aside.
Continue working as a gynecologist.
Yang Mi was furious, "Do you feel uncomfortable if you don't eat my tofu?!"
"You don't understand!" Faced with Yang Mi's slander, Chen Sheng pretended to be righteous and said: "I am thinking about your health! High-intensity use will affect the life of the product!"
"Shit! This one still has a lifespan?!" Yang Mi was amused, covered her mouth and chuckled, then curled her lips.
snort!You guy!
It means being able to say some embarrassing things in a fair and honest way.
It even feels natural!
If it had been anyone else, he would probably have been in trouble long ago!
...............
However, Chen Sheng obviously didn't check carefully at this moment.
Eating Yang Mi's tofu casually.
Other things have come to mind.
The box office of "Tang Detective II" has reversed its decline, and with the overseas box office, it has exceeded the threshold of [-] billion box office.
He can also be said to be the chief director with a box office of 300 billion.
The title is very impressive, and few directors in China can compete with him.
However...if you want to hit overseas, your title is obviously not enough.
You still have to go to Hollywood to be gilded!
……
"Tsk...Chen Sheng! Why don't you move?"
Yang Mi stretched her legs and lightly kicked Chen Sheng.
"Oops! I touched you just now, but you didn't let me. Now I'm not moving, and you don't want to anymore. Are you deliberately looking for trouble?"
Chen Sheng pretended to be angry.
He directly put his arms around Yang Mi's waist and turned her over.
He raised his palm high and slapped her butt hard.
...............
After half an hour.
Yang Mi was lying on the bed dripping with sweat, with dense beads of sweat appearing on her white forehead.
The red lips opened slightly and exhaled.
"It's so comfortable. You are a really good gynecologist!"
"That is required."
After experiencing a battle, Chen Sheng only felt that his upper eyelids and lower eyelids were fighting.
He fell asleep in a daze.
……
Wait for the next morning.
Yang Mi got up and quickly packed up, put on beautiful clothes and prepared to go to the company.
For a stunner at her price, even if she wears a strip of cloth on her body, she is still fashionable, and there is no need to dress up specially.
Mainly because there are activities today that require her to show up.
And it’s not just today, it’s basically the next period of time.
So Yang Mi, who had changed her clothes, sat beside the bed, kissed Chen Sheng, and said with her lips: "I'm going to the company, you can rest. If you feel bored when you wake up, help me deal with the company's affairs." ."
"Row."
Chen Sheng stretched his neck and kissed Yang Mi in reverse.
Let her pretty face turn a little red.
But he still rolled his eyes at her angrily, then turned and left.
……
"Hey, I can finally take a break!"
After Yang Mi left, Chen Sheng continued to lie on the bed.
Decided to just lie down today.
Are you kidding? You have worked so hard?
Can't you take a break?
What's more, I have to write a script and submit it to Liu in a few days, and then I have to go overseas to film.
It can be said that Chen Sheng was really not idle at all during these days.
……
Jingle Bell!
However, before Chen Sheng could continue to sleep with his eyes closed.
Just listen to the phone ringing.
what's the situation?
Somewhat speechless, Chen Sheng opened his phone and took a look.
I found out it was Chen Qing calling.
"Hey, what are you doing!"
Soon, Chen Qing's strange voice came from the other end of the phone.It's like he wants to laugh, but he's holding back his laughter, and he's also a bit gloating about his misfortune.
"Chen Sheng! Chen Sheng! Look at the scarf! Hurry!"
"If you don't watch it, aren't it just those fans who scolded me for causing them to lose their wives? Can you blame me for this?"
Chen Sheng said angrily.
But on the other end of the phone, Chen Qing was still urging Chen Sheng.
"Take a look! There are some good things~"
"Oh, I got it, I got it!"
After hanging up the phone.
Chen Qing, who was in the company, finally couldn't help it anymore and laughed loudly.
She had been Yang Mi's assistant for so many years, which meant she had been in the entertainment industry for many years. She never thought that something like this would happen.
...............
Finally, Chen Sheng opened his scarf.
Only then did I realize... What the hell, why did the Civil Affairs Bureau also come forward?
It turns out that she disappeared yesterday after she was released.
The next day, very few people got married in Huaxia Marriage.
But there was a long queue at the divorce window.
The most outrageous thing is that when the staff came closer to listen, the couples who were going through divorce were all blaming each other.
"Why would you kill your wife if you are so caring? You are lazy and I can't count on you at all. Saving your life is more important! Let's leave!"
"It's so funny, are you more considerate than Muzi Li? Or are you richer than Muzi Li's family?"
The staff were stunned.
Who would be a good person getting divorced because of a movie? !
You are too hasty!
……
It's not just this Civil Affairs Bureau.
This farce is being staged in almost all civil affairs bureaus across China.
For a time, the Chinese Civil Affairs Headquarters was directly alarmed.
It was the leaders above who sent someone to investigate and found out...that these people actually got divorced because of a movie!
So, they had no choice but to quickly issue a notice:
"The plot of the movie is false after all. We still have to focus on real life. I hope everyone treats marriage rationally and doesn't treat it like a trivial matter!"
……
The following comments were also a slap in the face and opened Chen Sheng's eyes.
For the first time, netizens stood on a united front.
"It is recommended that Director Chen be sentenced."
"He must be sentenced, captured and shot! I have been planning for a month, but my fucking confession failed!"
"I suggest you dip a whip in alcohol and whip Director Chen's little brother."
"Tie Director Chen to the tiger bench, plug his mouth with a towel soaked in water, and then tickle the soles of his feet."
"Damn it! Plug Director Chen's butt and pour selu on him!"
"Did...did I enter the Criminal Department by mistake?"
Grandma drops...
Chen Sheng looked at it and couldn't help but cursed.
No wonder that guy Chen Qing called me for the first time and asked him to see his scarf.
So you want to laugh at yourself? !
Damn it!
But soon, Chen Sheng became happy again.
Because he discovered that netizens not only wanted to kill him.
Even Zhu Yirong, who plays the leading actor He Fei, was also unlucky.
Even his true fans joined Xiao Heizi in scolding him this time.
...............
the other side.
Zhu Yirong, fully armed, appeared in the theater again.
This time he wasn't there to watch a movie.
I want to see the fans’ reaction after watching the movie.
Yesterday he recorded seven or eight videos.
They all happened after the movie ended, when the young lovers quarreled, failed to express their love, and so on.
Zhu Yirong plans to take a few more photos and put them together into a collection.
Then it was posted on the Internet, so that when netizens scolded Director Chen, if they couldn't bear it and no longer wanted to scold him, they could watch the video and stop scolding him.
(End of this chapter)
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