Douluo: Rebirth of the wind baboon, many children and many blessings

Chapter 11 Shrek’s teaching interview
"Name."

"Weize."

"age?"

"I'm not sure. More than 20 years old?"

"More than 20? Don't you know that the admission criteria for Shrek's Outer Academy is no more than 12 years old and a soul power higher than level 15?"

"You can leave now, but we will not refund you the registration fee."

The admissions teacher said impatiently, and Wei Ze couldn't help but feel a little speechless.

Only money will be collected and no refund will be given. This rule has not changed in Shrek's thousands of years.

Then he snapped his fingers, and the soul rings behind him lit up one after another.

"Of course I know, but I'm here to apply for a job as a teacher."

Purple, purple, black, black, black, black, red

The seven soul rings lit up one after another, and all the teachers in the admissions office stood up in shock!
If the seventh soul ring is a 10-year soul ring, let alone a breakthrough title Douluo, even a super Douluo.

Moreover, if his eighth and ninth soul rings are also 10-year-old soul rings, they will have a great chance of reaching the limit of the demigod state!

"It turns out to be the respected Lord Soul Saint. How about you come with me to the office and discuss it in detail?"

After seeing Wei Ze show off his strength, the teachers in the admissions office changed their faces instantly.

This is the world where strength is the most important thing. If you can use force to intimidate someone, don’t use your words to force them!
In fact, the number of people who come to Shrek every year to apply for teachers is really not much less than the number of freshmen who want to enroll.

However, since Shrek does not belong to any country and does not have its own private army, it has strict control over the quantity and quality of teachers.

Most teachers, especially those in the inner college, are basically self-sufficient within the college, and many teachers are the seniors of these students.

After all, what they wanted to recruit were the best soul masters in the entire continent, and Shrek was the place to train the best soul masters.

Moreover, many freshmen entering Shrek are arrogant and arrogant. If you are their senior, you can still intimidate these young people.

Wei Ze was not from Shrek, and his resume was almost completely blank except for his name, age and gender.

It was as if such a person appeared out of thin air, so it was inevitable that a trial would take place.

"Mr. Wei Ze, your conditions even exceed the standards for teachers in our external college."

"Can you just tell me your specific place of origin and what you have done in the past 20 years?"

Here it comes, the problem that worries Wei Ze the most has finally come!
Although he can transform into an adult, the traces of his life in the past 20 years cannot be changed.

Unless he can find an Orphan Soul Saint of comparable strength on the street, but it's easy to show his weakness!
So he is ready to use the ultimate move he has prepared for a long time - sincerity is the ultimate move!

"I killed someone and am wanted. I want to come to Shrek to take refuge."

Wei Ze said the most shocking words in the calmest tone.

Rao was the interviewer in front of them. They all looked at each other and could see that each other was sweating.

No, has he always been so brave?

This is Shrek City. Even if you want to stir up trouble, it would be wiser to go to Tiandou Imperial City, Star Luo Imperial City, or even Sun Moon Imperial City than to come here, right?

But it was precisely because the words "Shrek" gave the interviewers the courage that they dared to continue asking.

"Hey, let's talk about murder in detail."

There are actually many types of killing. If you kill the Sun Moon Empire or the Evil Soul Master, Shrek will definitely provide protection.

"The Iron Blood Sect colluded with the city defense army to exterminate my wife's sect, and she was the only one to escape."

"In order to avenge her, I destroyed the Iron Blood Sect and part of the city defense army, but I was also wanted by the Tiandou defenders. I hope I can come to Shrek to avoid the limelight."

Wei Ze said clearly, and Tang Ya, the head of the Tang Sect, testified for him.

The Tang Sect and Shrek both rose up because of the Tang Shenwang. As a result, the Tang Sect was destroyed, and Shrek stood by and watched.Now that we have avenged ourselves, we just need you, Shrek, to provide a place to stay. Isn't this really too much?

This couldn't help but remind Wei Ze of the Xiao family and Gu family next door.

Xiao Xuan: Brother Gu, please help me take care of the Xiao family. How is the situation now?

Gu Yuan: It’s okay, it’s okay, the clan leaders are all great fighting masters, how terrifying!
Soul Emperor: Brother, you are of no use. Chief Xiao came to my place and was given a crash course in fighting the emperor!
I guess Xiao Xuan was confused after hearing this. What kind of realm is the Great Fighter?
Could it be that I have been away for too long and have reached a new realm above Dou Di?

Fortunately, this place is not next door, Shrek is not an ancient clan, and the Tang Clan is not a Xiao clan.

After some verification, the interviewer finally decided to provide them with accommodation.

But if you ask whether you can teach at Shrek, there must be additional assessment content.

"Mr. Wei Ze, we don't need to evaluate your strength. Next, we only need you to answer a few theoretical questions."

A theoretical question?

Although his body is a soul beast, his soul is a human being after all, so he shouldn't embarrass the Blue Star people in his hometown, right?
"The first question is, what if two classmates get into a fight during class?"

Wei Ze raised his eyebrows, realizing that things were not simple. This question sounded a bit familiar.

"First of all, if classmates start fighting during class, it means disrespecting me as a teacher."

"In this case, I will whip the right leg and glare with the left to give them some color first."

"Then I will tell them, are you good at fighting? Being able to fight is of no use. When you come out to work, you need to talk about your strength and background!"

The interviewers were stunned for a moment. This was definitely the most explosive speech they had heard in ten thousand years of recruitment.

However, he is a soul saint with a 10-year-old soul ring, so there must be someone who teaches him this way.

"Ahem, next question, what would you do if you encountered someone bribing a teacher?"

This question is a commonplace, but it is a topic that cannot be avoided all the time.

Wei Ze thought for a moment and then said seriously: "Teaching is a profession of dedication, so I will not accept any bribes!"

"But if the other party insists on inviting me, then I will choose to invite the principal."

"Because I am a new teacher, the fastest way to get promoted is to flatter the leader."

"If you are good at flattering, your future will be indispensable. Try to make the principal look like a Chinese Kardashian as soon as possible!"

Dude, I'm so direct dude.

Shrek, the interviewers, are really a little nervous now. It seems like the last time they heard such an explosive answer was the last time.

"Ahem, last question, what would you do if a student conflicts with an off-campus soul master?"

Oops, Wei Ze seems to be familiar with this problem!
"First of all, Shrek is a famous calf protector. No one should bully our students in Shrek City or other countries."

"The only thing that could go wrong is inside the Star Dou Forest."

After Wei Ze analyzed this, the interviewers nodded, finally having a serious answer.

The most conflicts between Shrek and other colleges are indeed in the Star Dou Forest.

"Then I will make sufficient mental preparation for the students, and I will tell them not to be afraid."

"Why? Because the Baboon King on Xingdou Sanma Road is my younger brother, so don't panic when something happens. There is no problem that our Baboon King can't solve!"

What Wei Ze said was right. After all, in the Star Forest, could he still suffer a loss?
But this was a serious interview, and he regretted it the moment he said it.

What he didn't expect was - "Congratulations on being admitted, you can come to work at any time!"

"We Shrek not only have the strength to be like a monster, but also have the brain circuitry to be like a monster. You are not an ordinary person either!"

(End of this chapter)